do-you-want-to-play-a-game

executive dysfunction reminds me of when I was a kid trying to play wind waker without a memory card, so every time I wanted to play it I had to start from the beginning and sit through the intro. The only way I could have beat the game is if I had played without stopping, but my lil dumbass thought the forsaken fortress (the first dungeon) was pretty far in the game so I had no idea that there was far, far more that I had to do if I wanted to beat it.

eventually I did get a memory card and was able to finish the game, but when it comes to executive dysfunction there is no memory card. You can’t stop in the middle of a task, no matter how big it is. It’s all or nothing.

Hmm, that reminds me, I’d better make sure I get back to trying to make Murderdoll run. I don’t want to get to the day of the livestream and have to

OH FUCK IT WORKS NOW OH JESUS FUCKING WEPT I WAS HOPING IT’D NEVER WORK AND I’D GET TO JUST APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY AND EVERYONE WOULD HAVE TO PICK SOMETHING ELSE AND I WOULDN’T HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS MOTHERFUCKER

arlenejp  asked:

I've heard that in 2019 all the ACD estate's restrictions are done. I am thinking we might see Series 5 in 2019 or 2020.What do you think?

Hey Lovely!

That’s the speculation going around, and why people think it will “be awhile” before the 5th season. This post here explains how Garridebs, the one story that people speculate that Mofftiss wanted to tell but can’t, doesn’t expire until 2019, so they have to play a waiting game until it runs out. It’s not confirmed, but I personally can see this happening and why the Garridebs were literally dangled in front of us in TFP: it wasn’t a fuck-you to us, it was a fuck-you to the copyright holders (trying to see this from the view of someone who has their hands tied on the 6 stories remaining that they cannot tell but reference often in interviews).

anonymous asked:

Uh,, sorry but could you explain Executive Dysfunction?,,

it’s like you’re trying to play a video game but the controller’s not plugged in so you can’t actually Do anything you want to do

joulesverne  asked:

Newsies sports headcanons!

Let’s go!

  • Jack
    • wrestled for a year
    • he hated it a lot
    • there was a countdown until end of the season up on his chalkboard at home
    • he hated it so much
    • no more sports until junior year of high school when he was convinced to join the baseball team
    • he was decent and had a lot of fun, but didn’t want to keep doing it after high school
    • he’s still the first pick for softball games, though
  • Davey
    • debate is a sport, right?
    • and robotics is a sport, he has his varsity letter from that
    • also Model UN?
    • and DECA competitions?
    • he was good at all of those things but never played any Sportsball™ type sports
  • Spot
    • will debate you about debate being a sport
    • claims he doesn’t do any other sports?
    • is actually a black belt who could kick your ass
    • most people don’t know this
    • but he may be small but he could actually kick your ass easily
  • Race
    • distance runner/pole vaulter
    • he was really really good
    • qualified for states every year
    • probably got a track scholarship
    • his distance skills earned him the name Race
    • while his pole vaulting earned a select few (fellow pole vaulters) to call him Noodle
      • quick side note: at his high school reunion Spot hears somebody call him Noodle and is like “tf? I though you said most people in hs didn’t know you made the noodles?” and thought it was an Italian joke and Race had to explain the story behind his pole vault technique and why they called him Noodle
    • one time his shoe fell off halfway through a race and he just kept going and everyone was like “dude not safe” and he was just like “dude first place” one of his friends finished the race carrying the shoe
      • “Race Higgins is this your shoe?!”
      • “Maybe.”
      • “You dumbass!”
  • Crutchie
    • official scorekeeper for like all of the sports
    • he’s on the golf team and he’s good at it
    • he owns??? so many golf shirts??? and khakis??? like wow morris??? where’d you get so many pairs of khakis?
    • he’s friend with literally every single person at school and all of them want him to come to their games so he does his best
    • probably owns his own golf cart and drives it around town let’s be real
    • also it probably has personalized license plates this kid’s a dork and i love him
  • the whole group
    • whenever they’re all in one place it’s tradition to have three (3) championships
    • softball
    • kickball
    • volleyball
    • teams are picked day one and stay until all three championships have been one
    • winning teams nominate two people to be captains next time
    • and those lucky nominees get to spend however long before the next time they’re all in one place thinking of who they want on their team and then they inevitable get messed up bc of who the other person picks
    • weddings man
    • weddings with these guys are a nightmare because they barely manage to set aside team loyalties to go to the wedding
    • Spot and Race were on different teams when they got married and Race’s family thought they were like, breaking up, but they were actually just being competitive 

-So, Gunther, it looks like you and your brother simply will not stay your asses at home lately, and I keep finding your homework in the litterboxes. You two better keep your grades up because I have made important cat adoption plans for the minute you leave for college!

-Aw dad, pretending to be a responsible father is cute but you can relax, we’re definitely gonna study today! I mean it’s Sunday morning, what else are we gonna do? Hit the clubs?

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anonymous asked:

distracting kiss- techienician??

When you are competing, maybe playing video games or something so you press kisses anywhere available; arms, nose, knees, ears, knuckles, temple, just anywhere to distract them.

The redhead has never struck Matt as much of a party guy–he seems, more than anything, like he wants to keep to himself. Which was a shame, since Matt would have liked to get to know him better. Though Techie wasn’t classically handsome, not chiseled or muscular or smoldering or anything like that, he seemed so sweet and soft and Matt had thought more than once about what he’d do if he asked him to go out and do something with him. But he’d always assumed the answer would be no. 

So seeing him at the party had been a surprise on its own, and seeing him laughing, a mostly-empty beer bottle lightly dangling from one hand as he talked to someone that Matt didn’t know was even more shocking. Who the fuck was he when he wasn’t at work?–or when he was drunk, which Matt had to assume he was. His hair was tied back in a loose ponytail at the nape of his neck, and there was a perfect amount of pink to his cheeks and nose. He looked so kissable that Matt had to tear his eyes away.

This was fascinating. Even more interesting that when someone suggested they all play Super Smash Brothers, Techie literally jumped at the opportunity, the beer bottle falling to the ground–luckily, it was empty by that point. Now was the perfect opportunity to get in close, and Matt took up the offer as well.

Even tipsy–to put it lightly–the two of them had been playing this game forever, and pretty handily dispatched the other two players. Party guests started to gather around, holding dripping cans of beer and bottles of hard cider, betting money and joints and chicken nuggets on whether Matt or Techie would win. “We gotta switch to timed battles next round,” somebody said. “These two are gonna be at it until fucking Judgment Day.” 

Techie giggled.

Of course they made it down to one life each. By this point it had become the sole focus of everyone at the party, and the stakes were only getting higher, more snacks and cigarettes added to the betting pool. Matt’s hands were beginning to sweat, and he couldn’t tell if it was from holding the controller or from sneaking glimpses of Techie, who was playing with a mock-focused on look on his face, his tongue just barely poking out from between his lips. 

When it seemed liked Matt was poised to win, Techie used his last weapon, and leaned in to press a sloppy, adorable, sudden kiss on Matt’s mouth, somehow managing to send Matt’s character topping off the edge. Game set!

“He cheated!” wailed those who had bet on Matt. “Come on, that’s just playing dirty!”

But Matt, who had ostensibly lost, could see only the mischievous look in Techie’s eye, and the way he was touching his lower lip with the tip of hid finger, and he knew now that Techie would not mind one bit if, while the next round of players took their turn, Matt kissed him on that worn-out couch, under the low fairy lights, while everyone else screamed and laughed and carried on. 

VOLTRON 3 sentence fic GAME!

hey, all! juskla here back for another round!

RULES:
quick, leave me 2 (or more) voltron characters in my inbox n a place either in voltron or real life, n i will write a bad 3 sentence fan fic of it! 

(since last night was such a hit, i’m doing it again :D if you want more of these games in the future, leave a LIKE on this post! Alternatively, if you would like to play this game with YOUR followers, you are welcome to reblog it!)

anonymous asked:

This is a silly question but I'm fairly new and I often play mercy. Why do people want mercy and pharah to stick together during the game? Like as mercy why do you stay with pharah

i dont know about other people, but personally i stick with pharah because shes almost constantly up in the sky, which makes it easier for me to see who i need to float down and help. it also makes it so that i can float down slowly so im not in direct contact with enemies if the person i want to heal is getting attacked.

man: I love you
me: She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.
Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: “I like strong women.” If he says that to you, he will at some point fuck someone else. Because “I like strong women” is code for “I hate strong women.”

I was tagged/ Thank you @allaboutthewitcher and @lithialetheia

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 9 people you want to get to know better.

1. How old are you?
26 almost 27.

2. Current job?
Looking for one.

3. What are you talented at?
Playing video gamesXD, listening other people instead of constant talking, empathy

4. What is a big goal you are working towards?
Improve my level of foreign languages and learn new.

5. What’s your aesthetic?
Black and black and black and very rarely blue

6. Do you collect anything?
Figures of angels and things about the witcher books and games

7. A topic you always talk about?
About the witcher and about the music or video games

8. Pet peeves?
People who think they know everything and giving you advices that you don’t need.

9. Good advice?
Be good to yourself, love yourself and embrace becouse you one of the kind!

Recommend three songs:

Leona Lewis- Better in time    

Christina Aguilera - Fighter     

Avicii - Hey brother                                                        

I tag: @pommeverte3 , @alistairs  , @mistress-light   , @stillectric  , @bryd-one-brere    ,    @aditya-zahian-khan   ,    @twattwat-i-cunthearyou   , @ooodrin

Being a ‘Friendly’ in FPSes

recently I’ve learned what what has been refered to as ‘a friendly’ is and it completley boggles my mind. I don’t know about you, but when I load up a first person shooter multiplayer game, and the objective of the game is to take the point, eliminate enemies and keep your friends alive, that’s what I do.

If you’re unfamiliar as to what a ‘friendly’ is, they are players who don’t attack other players in these games… Which… Is absolutely ridiculous? Like, if you want to make friends and be silly, why would you pick up overwatch and queue for a match?

Someone on my team actually asked a lucio to switch off of lucio, so they did. Halfway through us losing the game, they asked why they wanted to play lucio and it was because so they could be ‘the friendliest boy’ to the other team. They demanded someone switch off of a HEALER so they could throw the match by standing still and spamming the hello and other emotes at the enemy team… Who promptly killed them anyways.

Please don’t do this. If you want to have fun and be silly, go to a custom made match with your friends. Don’t queue for competitive and even quick play. You might find it fun, but for the rest of us who try to play the game as it was intended to be played and enjoy ourselves in an even match up, you’re ruining it. And I know, I know, I’m gonna get the whole ‘no fun allowed’ image, and you’re going to be cute… But at the end of the day, you’re ruining five other people’s fun because you want to make the enemy team giggle for a few seconds. So who’s the real fun hater here?

TLDR: play like you want, but don’t throw matches because you’re bored. there’s plenty of other things you can do to be silly and have fun without ruining other’s definition of the word fun.

Final Fantasy 14 Stream on Saturday? Maybe?

I was thinking of streaming again on Saturday, but this time I want to play Final Fantasy 14. I thought about what I would do, since just leveling isn’t all that fun to watch, and I thought that I could run dungeons, maybe a raid or two, or even do what is called Palace of the Dead, which is a special type of dungeon that gets tougher the further you go through it.

If enough people are interested in this, I’ll do it.

anonymous asked:

(1) AMEN. He's such a complex character. His episodes in Clone Wars were heartbreaking because you can see that he still has humanity, but was being pulled in different directions (esp by Aurra Sing). I LOVED the unfinished Clone Wars showdown between he and Cad Bane because he was heroic and fighting for disenfranchised folk. That's the type of Boba I want to see: awesome, intimidating, and mysterious, but also more of an anti-hero who's capable of doing the right thing.

He’s a survivor. His very existence, the war, his father’s death, it was all a game played by very powerful beings, and he could have easily been collateral damage. Instead he survived. 

The number of people up in arms about the cat ban is really annoying me. If you want to criticize the Copter ban, that’s fair. If you want to criticize the Emrakul ban, that’s fine. Those cards were sent to print as-tested and ended up being too strong. However, it is on record that the only reason Saheeli-Cat exists is because of a last minute, untested edit to Felidar Guardian. WotC was waiting it out to see if the presence of this combo would heavily disrupt the standard meta game. If the damage to the format wasn’t too severe they would have left it as it was. This interaction was not supposed to exist and created a splinter twin-like turn 4 infinite combo. How anyone can defend that sort of thing in in the standard format is insanity. If you want to play it that badly, do it on your kitchen tables or in modern*. If you want to go infinite on turn 4, there are formats for that. 


*not saying it would be particularly good in modern

Tagged by @claraknight \o/

(im lazy to use the emojis so im just gonna bullet im sorry dfgfdssfd)

5 things you’ll find in my bag

  • knives
  • tissues
  • keys
  • lighters
  • sometimes cigarettes

(and sunshine)

5 things you’ll find in my bedroom:

  • wacom tablet
  • my monitor which is also a TV
  • tons of anime posters from my weeaboo phase
  • TONS OF ANIME FIGURES FROM MY WEEABOO PHASE
  • my snail <3 in a tank of course… 

(apparently, i dont have a bed)

5 things I’ve always wanted to do in life:

  • draw for a living
  • play piano and drums
  • i have no clue
  • i suck
  • die

5 things that make me happy:

  • my favorite games and their soundtracks and my favorite characters
  • my OCs
  • cats
  • music
  • my best friend and more friends

5 things I’m currently into:

  • Team Fortress 2
  • Rayman
  • ????
  • ??????????????
  • ??? good question

5 things on my to do list:

  • finish an Anassy painting from like March lmao (+a lot of other WIPs dfgfdrgsd)
  • call my new psychologist lol rip
  • survive this semester
  • open commissions after that
  • until then, start sketching the commissions i’ve already received

5 things people may not know about me:

  • im moody af
  • i actually get angry a lot and im salty jghfgslfdk
  • im rly bad at socializing and talking, i suck more than i used to
  • i wanna have more knives
  • and more snails and cats


im tagging @leecherish and @duneyr u3u