driving au

requested by tryhardist:

  • even though you’re the wildest and craziest person I know, you’re a very timid driver and really, really cautious
  • even though you’re the quietest and shyest person I know but you are goddamn insane behind the wheel I think I’m going to hurl
  • the first time I came over to your house, you opened your garage and holy shit how do you afford all these sports cars
  • I’m your driving instructor and you are the worst driver ever and you cannot park to save your life but you never stop coming back so I’m just going to give you your license 
  • please be aware that I am your passenger so please stop speeding and cutting red lights oh my god how did you even get a license
  • “don’t look now but I think I just dented that lamborghini quiCK GET OUT OF THE CAR–”
  • some asSHOLE just dented my father/mother/friend’s lamborghini that I may or may not have borrowed for a test drive and if I die they’re going down with me
  • I was just admiring your very expensive car but then I leant down to far and I think I just snapped off the ornament
David Bowie themed questions!!
  • 1. What's your favorite song?
  • 2. Favorite era?
  • 3. Favorite costume?
  • 4. Favorite album?
  • 5. Does Lazarus make you cry?
  • 6. What song made you cry before he passed away?
  • 7. Favorite movie?
  • 8. Favorite tour?
  • 9. Ever seen him live? If so, what tour?
  • 10. Do you think Angie is insane?
  • 11. How many albums do you have on vinyl?
  • 12. What albums are they from the previous question?
  • 13. Opinions on the Bohawk?
  • 14. How did you find out about him?
  • 15. Favorite quote?
  • 16. The song that applies best to your life?
  • 17. First song you heard?
  • 18. Opinions on The Laughing Gnome?
  • 19. Do you know the lyrics in the background of Dead Man Walking?
  • 20. Do you have any album memorized with the songs in order?
  • 21. Did you skip work/school the day you found out he died?
  • 22. Has he ever saved you from yourself?
  • 23. Did you ever use BowieNet?
  • 24. Do you use song/lyric references a lot?
  • 25. Do you have any Bowie magazine/books/vintage magazines? And if so, which one(s)?
  • 26. Do you know any extremely random fun facts about him?
  • 27. Has he ever made you laugh uncontrollably?
  • 28. Do you fall asleep to his music? Which songs?
  • 29. Would you consider him as your best friend that you never met?
  • 30. What's your favorite hairstyle?

do you ever think about how there’s real life human beings across the world sitting on your blog and then deciding whether or not to click the follow button

and in that brief moment they’re actually thinking about you but they’re like halfway across the world

that’s insane

anonymous asked:

Do you think dan and phil will ever get married? Or have they just settled on being life partners because phil only thinks 'marriage is a piece of paper'? Or do they just have 0 label on it or are they just platonic best friends? I have a hard time believing that because i could never spend that much time with a best friend without going insane (like phil couldn't last 15 seconds on stage without dan) or are they just meant to be, like soulmates? I wonder their relationship with each other a lot

ive been thinking about this actually just how relationships are perceived and how people seem to obsess over labels between platonic and romantic whilst really isn’t a healthy happy relationship all that matters?

I am slowly starting to realize how much society really make us think about what “stages” of relationships we are in and what label and whatnot when really, i feel like having someone that you can trust and feel happy and comfortable with is what people should be focusing on. Not the marriage bonds the rings not the labels but just love in general, that isn’t about how romantic you are or what society thinks about you and your partner but about you and your willingness to open up and share your life with someone that you trust. media has screwed the idea of “love” so much that we are so tied with the idea of love = romance = sex = marriage when love is just so broad and so diverse that sometimes it doesn’t even lie within the spectrum of what we identify love as.

So I personally feel like marriage or no marriage, proposal or no proposal, platonic romantic doesnt really quite matter as long as theyre completely happy and comfortable with spending their lives with each other.


Literally it’s not even midnight yet but I was too excited to wait two hours to post it, so here it is now.

Happy freaking birthday, Kevin Oluwole Olusola, you sweet child o’ mine!

It’s not everyday your little man turns 27!

Kevin. Where do I even begin other than talking about what an upstanding human being you are and how you seem to excel in everything you do. I don’t think I’ve ever known a person with a work ethic quite like yours; it’s insane how hard you work. And I feel like all that hard work has paid off because where are ü now (by Pentatonix on iTunes) and look at all the amazing things you’ve been given: fame, fortune, new long lasting friendships, once in a lifetime opportunities, wisdom, etc. And you deserve every last bit of it, and more so don’t you dare ever say that you aren’t as talented as the others and that you have to “compensate” because, pardon my French, that’s complete b*llshit. You are literally just as talented as the others and Pentatonix would not be what it is today without you; in fact, there would not even be a Pentatonix (scary thought, I know)! Keep working hard and continue to put your heart and soul into everything you say and do and the results will always pay off in the end.

We love you, KO!

Do you ever think about how truly heartbreaking Sirius Black’s story is?

Do you ever think Snape probably knew he was innocent and said nothing out of spite?

Do you ever think about Sirius arriving to the Potters’ , the people who had become his family, only to find them dead?

Do you ever think about how the story said ‘Black was insane when they found him’ and realized he probably did loose his mind after seeing James dead, betrayed by the same friend he suggested to protect him and Lily?

Do you ever think about how there probably were Deatheaters in Azkaban who congratulated him and said they 'always knew’ he was one of them?

Do you ever think about the visions the Dementors must have showed him all those years? James’ body, Lily’s body, Harry’s body?

Do you ever think how everyone was confident Black had 'an obsession with Harry’ because he probably talked about him in his sleep all the time and desperately searched information about him in the news or other inmates?

Do you ever think about how Remus, the only friend he had left in the world, believed he was responsible for James and Lily’s deaths for years?

Do you ever wonder what he felt when he saw Harry for the first time that night in his dog form? He was too far to see his mother’s eyes, and to him it was the living breathing image of his best friend?

Because I do.

EXO reaction to you having a bad day where you think you’re fat and freak out

alright here we go

Xiumin: “Why would you ever think of yourself like that?”

Luhan: “No don’t say things like that! You are perfect!”

Kris: “D-don’t say that about yourself, ok?”

Suho: “Are you insane? How can you think of yourself like that?”

Lay: “What? It hurts me that you would think that about yourself!”

Baekhyun: *trying to word all the reasons why he loves you*


Chanyeol: “Am I hearing you right because it sure doesn’t sound right.”

D.O: “Listen to me, all you are saying right now is completely wrong.”

Tao: “No Y/N please stop thinking like this.”

Kai: *starts hugging and tickling and whispering compliments*

pretend you are baekhyun

Sehun: *stares at you feeling really sad but having no idea what to say*

I don’t own any gifs

I don’t know if this was any good…. so sorry if its not…

Request pls ^.^

I saw your face
and I instantly started forming poems about the way your eyes relaxed when you smiled
and how they seemed to invite in
my entire existence.
I do not believe in soul mates (or maybe even love)
But I find myself wanting to know every thing about you
I want to know how the dark makes you feel
And if you’ve ever been in love,
or so far out that the lack of oxygen it’s given you in its absence is suffocating.
You’re the first person I haven’t wanted to save (but I don’t think I would mind joining you.)
—  You make me insane -hg

Do you ever think about how good Steven Universe and Gravity Fall’s writing is that they literally had their biggest plot twists in front of us the entire time but they were still able to keep enough uncertainty in the show that we were all still blindsided when our headcanons actually became canon. Cause I think about that a lot

If you've ever been in love...

You’ll understand how the person is the only thing you think about.
You’ll get what I mean when I say you miss them a lot when they haven’t talked to you.
How your mood suddenly changes when they say something nice about your back.
How your day is made when you find out they’ve thought about you.
How when things don’t go well, you’ll literally have a breakdown.
How you notice how they do every little thing.
How you’re always thinking you’re not good enough for them no matter how messed up they are.


here u go anon~ i hope this was satisfactory enough… thanks for the request! (i tried a different style here soo, but i think ill go back to the old style for the next one)
if you have any requests (sf9/vixx related) leave it in my ask!!

-rowoon would be the most caring boyfriend ever quite honestly. if you ever got hurt, he would be so worried about you. like so insanely worried, and would do his best to help u out. if you were ever scared he would reassure that he would be with you to comfort you ETC.

-truly like a mother. cares for u lots, always checking in on u to see if ur okay, if not he will try to help u out, just wants the best for u ^^

-”y/n have u eaten yet?” “how was ur day?” “don’t stress too much over this test!”
*while leaving each other* “think about me lots!” <- (i hat ehim)

-he would probably try to be really slick and seem cool around you, but in reality, he is a goof. 

-likes joking around and teasing u, he thinks ur reactions are the funniest and most adorable thing. 

-EX; *u trying to reach something on the top shelf of a cabinet on ur tippy toes* *rowoon comes over and grabs it with ease* *smirks down at u* “here u go shorty” (shoRTY) *glares at him while he laughs at ur reaction*

-probably gets jealous SO easily and probs whines about how he doesn’t like you tALKING!!! with another person he doesn’t get ‘good vibes’ from

-*getting home from a wedding or smth u attended together* “yah, y/n. i don’t want u talking to that guy again” “rowoon…. that was my cousin” “..oh……. buT STILL” (??!??!?!??!)

-loves affection. especially receiving it, for example, lots of kisses, cuddling, skinship etc. if you ever compliment him he would be sooooOoOo giddy and shy and flustered and its cute. 

-”rowoon, u look very nice with ur hair styled up like that” *giggles and shies away*

-always has his arm around ur shoulders while in public.. if not he will probs hold ur hand, he wants to make sure ur not lost or anything, u know. 
(*suddenly looses u for a second* rowoon: *paNICS*)

-though he LOVES seeing you get flustered over things that he does. ex; if he makes u blush over compliments, or spontaneous skinship, or if he runs his hand through his hair quite attractiveLY etc… he loves knowing he has this kind of effect over you

-if u two ever decided to stay up late and watch a movie or some show, he would probably fall asleep…. if u confronted him about it the next day, he would deny it; ”ur cute when ur sleeping” “whAT i wasn’t sleeping, i was just.. resting my eyes”

-constantly plays with ur hair whenever he can

-he likes to know that he is the only person that you are interested in, so it is a must!!! to give him lots of attention. he likes to see that u love him a lot and if he does, he will do the same for you

-i feel like he would love to just look at you. he would love to admire how beautiful you are and how he was so lucky to have u as a partner. if u ever caught him staring, he would either become all shy and look away OR he would continue to admire u with the cutest smile !!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO there would be a lot of glances your way if he doesn’t want to make his habit of looking over at u too obvious (ex in public)… this is also to make sure ur okay at all times

(NOT MINE. this gif explains it all im deceased .)
ALSO this: “hey, u have something on ur lips” *comes over to wipe it off*

-adding onto that, he loves to see when you are smiling. it is “the most beautiful piece of art created to this date” .. he always tries his best to make you smile just so he can say he was the one that created it. but it’s not too much of a challenge cause his natural goofy and adorable nature makes u smile anyways,

-tries to be pretty dominant in the relationship… he likes to be in charge because he likes to be reassured that everything is under his control. but it’s not too overwhelming, he’s like a rock for you to lean on. though expect yourself to be leading the relationship at times as well (bc he is actually a large baby, as well as a mother… if this makes sense)

-bc of that, he would also LOVE it if you were shorter than him (which u most likely are, bcs he is a GIANT) so he could feel very protective over you.

-back hugs while he leans his head on ur head !!!!!!

-would probably love to spoil u and treat u like a princess, because that is what you are in his eyes~

-loves to shop with u, not only because he can spoil u with things, but because he likes shopping for himself too hh

-dates where u two have literally nothing planned, which makes it much more exciting. sometimes you two could just walk around and talk or just spontaneously plan a trip to some festival, or to the beach etc. it is always unexpected

-but he would also like to treat u out to a really special night (going along with the spoiling u thing) every once and a while where he has everything planned out to perfection! it makes you feel like the most important and happiest person in the world !!!!!!!! he really goes all out for these times.

-overall an a1, v cute, caring, fun and protective boyfriend 

i wasn’t sure if anything was real and you were just a figment of my incredibly strange imagination like i had just made you up and you’d vanish when the sun rose and i wasn’t feeling like i deserved to be happy about anything but it was past 8am and the sun had already risen and i rolled over onto my left side and there you were and i didn’t feel as crazy as i normally do and i wonder if you knew what it felt like to be insane but have that disappear when someone held your hand and i’ve been so unsure about everything in my entire life until i saw how dilated your pupils got when you looked at me and i melted a bit (entirely) inside but i didn’t want you to know so i tried to play it cool but i think you could tell that i had fallen as far down as i could ever get but you still picked me up off of the ground and held me in your arms and calmed every uneasy nerve in my body like no one has ever done before and because of you i think i’m beginning to know what it feels like to be alive because the air i breathe isn’t the same anymore and i can occasionally look other people in the eyes and i can do all of these things i’ve never done before and feel all of these things i’ve never felt before and i just wanted to say thank you without using all of these words but telling you with my eyes isn’t working yet so i will just have to wait until the day that we can converse without saying anything at all but i’m not too worried because you already know the worst of me but still stay past sunrise

On Bo Burnham's Make Happy

You know, everyone is posting about how what. was so funny and Make Happy is suddenly insanely sad (and dismissing Words Words Words all together but that’s not my point). But honestly, I don’t see how you couldn’t tell from the beginning there was always something slightly off. Since Words Words Words, he didn’t ever seem to enjoy all the fame he had been getting or all the performing he had been doing. In what., he mentions his problems with fame in “We Think we Know You”. In Words Words Words, he wrote “Art is dead” that pretty much explained his views on performance art even then. He wasn’t always “just funny”. He has his own genre, he is so introspective in his music and comedy specials from Day 1 and I think it’s odd that suddenly some fans are only just noticing this now. He’s a human, and unlike so many other comedians or celebrities he’s not just going to pretend everything is alright for his fans, he’s going to be himself. A lot of people freaked out when he had alluded to taking a break from all of this, but I think it’s a good thing for him. I’m proud of him for making this decision even though it must’ve been so, so, hard to do so. He has made so many people very happy as well as getting them through rough patches of their own lives. Now it’s time for him to get through a rough patch in his own life. If that means leaving this behind him for a while, so be it. I know he said in Make Happy not to stick by him if we aren’t being entertained anymore, but I definitely think he needs support. Not nagging and whining about him coming back and doing more specials. I know he hates the term, “I love you” from fans, so I won’t say I love Bo. But I will say Bo is an artistic genius, and I wish him the best in whatever he does in his life. I know he and his work have made me happy.

do you ever just think about how ginny almost gave up baseball for her mom and acceptance but changed her mind when she discovered her mom cheating on her dad

do you ever just think about how ginny choose her mom and trusted her mom to guide her through her dad’s shit storm of insanity that would have erupted at leaving baseball behind but felt utterly betrayed by her mom when she went home to tell her

do you ever just think about how ginny baker, sixteen and smiling and happy, cut class to go home and tell her mom and she walked in on the one thing that destroyed her live 

do you ever watch your tour videos over and over again and think about how insanely magical and amazing and perfect in every way possible the 1989 tour is and how cute Taylor is and how good she is at her job and how she literally doesn’t seem real sometimes because she’s too wonderful for words to describe? cause same

Okay but imagine season 1 Daryl running at someone like that, hugging them like that. It never would have happened. The character development on this show is insane. Picture season 1 Carol doing basically anything that Carol’s done since season 3. I’m just so impressed with this show right now.

And like seeing as I’ve been thinking about this nonstop for over 24 hours, I mean, that hug meant something. Define it how you will, be it the depth of their friendship, or their ‘romance,’ but it meant SOMETHING. Daryl’s never done anything like that ever, that was brand new. He was desperately grasping all over her, he lifted her off of the ground, and even after they pulled apart HE WENT BACK and put his head on her shoulder (All while crying, might I add). There’s no way the writers put that much into a hug to not have it mean anything (and then they walked next to each on the way to the cabin AND on the train track.)

I just had to share these thoughts because it’s 2:35 and its keeping me awake XD 😂

Do you ever think about how we humans occasionally build shit for the express purpose of throwing it at other planets?

And if you don’t think that’s insane, how about the fact that those planets are moving targets billions of kilometres away, and yet we manage to hit them?