Various Quotes from Out Pathfinder Game
I didn’t want to spam (well, spam anymore), so here’s a collection of our three-year-long-campaign party’s OOC best. Presented mostly without context, all of these were made by a variety of all of the players in the game, including myself (I’m the Human Sorcerer, in case anybody is wondering).
Half Orc Fighter: *does 42 damage with an axe* “Also, last time we spoke, I forgot to AXE you a question!”
DM: If I’d known it would take Star Trek to unify the party, I would have introduced it in session one!
Sorcerer: So do we sail the ship now?“
DM: No! Everyone’s confused, everyone dies!
Party: *Kills undead (again)*
Half Orc Fighter: Well i guess we made no BONES about that.
DM: You try to say that but you just cough up blood
Player: I don’t think dinosaurs CAN swim, can they?
DM: The dinosaur has a +8 to swim, actually
Elven Bard: Sometimes you best you can do with a spell is protect allies,
Human Sorcerer: And Sometimes you need to Dimension Door the f*** out
Human Sorcerer: I’m going to roll Intimidate*…. [Elf Bard], I hope that’s a laugh of happiness.
* I have a +10 on intimdiate ffs.
Half Orc Fighter: Can i give [Human Rogue] a potion of You’re An Idiot?”
DM: to MAKE him an idiot, or to give intelligence?
Half Orc Fighter: To make him aware he’s an idiot!
Human Rogue: I’m sorry; there is no magic strong enough to make Dirk aware of his own idiocy.
Half Orc Fighter: I’m gonna smash the door open.
DM: What?! It has a doorknob!
Half Orc Fighter: …I’m gonna smash the door open.
Human Rogue: *Is under fear effect*
Human Sorcerer: *Gets a crit, does 70 dmg with one spell, and marches over to rogue* GET. UP.
DM: Gives him a Will ave Roll just for that.
Human Rogue: *passes, loses fear effect*
And last but not least…
Things the party should probably try to forget less: We have an enchanted stone griffon that turns into a real one when you say it’s name and would’ve been very useful to remember this entire goddamn three year long campaign. 1