thanks for the tag @nearlyminyoongi (love your blog by the way)

R U L E S: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better

Relationship status: single AF

 -Lipstick or Chapstick? Mhmmm chapstick(?) I also use lip stain, but chapstick is my friend.

-Last Song I listened to: Actually Not Today ‘cause I’m streaming the shit out of it.

-Top Three Shows: well… The Walking Dead, Steven Universe and (I don’t know) The L Word (?)

-Top three characters: hard… Shane McCutcheon, Daryl Dixon &  Walter White (?)

(Do shows include like doramas(?) ‘cause HANSUNG GUYS, he was such a beautiful boy/man, he did not deserve to die, ;—–; still not over it)

-Top 3 ships: Frerard (Frank Iero & Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance), Yoonmin (Yoongi and Jimin from BTS), and Namjin (Rap Monster/Namjoon & Seokjin from BTS) – I feel bad, SO MANY SHIPS I LEFT BEHIND.

I’m tagging: @minjoon-ah17 @ghostyyoongi     @ffskookie  @btsforeverweareyoung @inamoon @castingofthedemons @omgmisanthropicgamer @heycrow-tits @hesitantcat

GameFreak Should Do This

They should announce the next game remake is for Kanto. The fan base would obviously be confused since we’ve already had a remake, but okay. Since we know a LOT about Kanto, they don’t seem too reveal to much.

Then, the MOMENT you get in the game, you know the song and dance. Professor Oak appears and tells you about beginning your Pokémon Adventure. But when Professor Oak steps out this time, he shakes his head and runs a hand through his hair as he says;

“Man, don’t call me that yet, it makes me sound old. Call me Blue. And I’m here to help you be an awesome Pokémon Master.”

How to casually start a conversation with a really hot stranger
  1. Walk towards them excitedly and lightly punch their shoulder
  2. Say “Oh my god heyyyyy! Can’t believe it’s you! I haven’t seen you in a while!”
  3. They will respond by saying “Uh…sorry do I know you?”
  4. You have to pretend to be shocked and confused upon hearing those words.
  5. Suddenly say “OH SHIT! FUCK, WHAT YEAR IS THIS?!”
  6. They will respond by telling you the current year.
  7. Slowly back away and say “Oh crap I’m too early. We haven’t met yet. Ugh, forget this ever happened. Hello stranger. You don’t know me. Bye stranger”
  8. Take pleasure in their confusion and proceed to do your little cute laugh when they come up to you and ask “this is a joke right”
  9. Casually sacrifice them to Satan if they don’t find you funny
Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well
  • 1. What is your middle name?
  • 2. How old are you?
  • 3. What is your birthday?
  • 4. What is your zodiac sign?
  • 5. What is your favorite color?
  • 6. What's your lucky number?
  • 7. Do you have any pets?
  • 8. Where are you from?
  • 9. How tall are you?
  • 10. What shoe size are you?
  • 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
  • 12. What was your last dream about?
  • 13. What talents do you have?
  • 14. Are you psychic in any way?
  • 15. Favorite song?
  • 16. Favorite movie?
  • 17. Who would be your ideal partner?
  • 18. Do you want children?
  • 19. Do you want a church wedding?
  • 20. Are you religious?
  • 21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
  • 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
  • 23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
  • 24. Baths or showers?
  • 25. What color socks are you wearing?
  • 26. Have you ever been famous?
  • 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
  • 28. What type of music do you like?
  • 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
  • 30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
  • 31. What position do you usually sleep in?
  • 32. How big is your house?
  • 33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
  • 34. Have you ever fired a gun?
  • 35. Have you ever tried archery?
  • 36. Favorite clean word?
  • 37. Favorite swear word?
  • 38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?
  • 39. Do you have any scars?
  • 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
  • 41. Are you a good liar?
  • 42. Are you a good judge of character?
  • 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
  • 44. Do you have a strong accent?
  • 45. What is your favorite accent?
  • 46. What is your personality type?
  • 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
  • 48. Can you curl your tongue?
  • 49. Are you an innie or an outie?
  • 50. Left or right handed?
  • 51. Are you scared of spiders?
  • 52. Favorite food?
  • 53. Favorite foreign food?
  • 54. Are you a clean or messy person?
  • 55. Most used phrased?
  • 56. Most used word?
  • 57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
  • 58. Do you have much of an ego?
  • 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
  • 60. Do you talk to yourself?
  • 61. Do you sing to yourself?
  • 62. Are you a good singer?
  • 63. Biggest Fear?
  • 64. Are you a gossip?
  • 65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?
  • 66. Do you like long or short hair?
  • 67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
  • 68. Favorite school subject?
  • 69. Extrovert or Introvert?
  • 70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
  • 71. What makes you nervous?
  • 72. Are you scared of the dark?
  • 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
  • 74. Are you ticklish?
  • 75. Have you ever started a rumor?
  • 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
  • 77. Have you ever drank underage?
  • 78. Have you ever done drugs?
  • 79. Who was your first real crush?
  • 80. How many piercings do you have?
  • 81. Can you roll your Rs?
  • 82. How fast can you type?
  • 83. How fast can you run?
  • 84. What color is your hair?
  • 85. What color is your eyes?
  • 86. What are you allergic to?
  • 87. Do you keep a journal?
  • 88. What do your parents do?
  • 89. Do you like your age?
  • 90. What makes you angry?
  • 91. Do you like your own name?
  • 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
  • 93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child?
  • 94. What are your strengths?
  • 95. What are your weaknesses?
  • 96. How did you get your name?
  • 97. Were your ancestors royalty?
  • 98. Do you have any scars?
  • 99. Color of your bedspread?
  • 100. Color of your room?

D-Class: This is a nice Card. I like cards

SCP-049: *appears* Lemme cure. Please

D-Class: No Doc. Go find 035

SCP-049:  You want sum cure?

D-Class: No Doc. I don’t want sum cure

SCP-049: I got you card

SCP-049: Hey D-Class want sum mask

D-Class: Ugh…Doc your mask is dirty

SCP-049: Pestilence? Core Cure? You want scalpel? He doesn’t want scalpel….Scalpel AND zombie? No.

D-Class: Doc? I’m leaving

SCP-049: Wot? NO! WAIT LET ME CURE What has my life come to? 035 thought my mask was nice 035 used to let me cure. But 035 is with 701. 701 is a pestilence. Heck. fuck this cell fuck 701! I NEED YOU 035! 035 LEMME CURE! I’m gonna get that bastard a card Bastards love cards  wrong card CARD

SCP-106:…*eye twitches*

Man bath: a how-to guide

Because this is necessary.
(More of a list of materials than a guide)

•Be a man (penis optional)
•Some form of tub(?) for water to be in
•A towel (obvious? You’d be surprised)
•Desire/willingness to be clean, relaxed, smell good, happy, extra manly, feel generally better, etc.

•Bath/Epsom salts
•Essential oils/extracts (I use vanilla &/or mint extract or lavender essential oil)
•You can also use flower petals (whole or crushed, dried or fresh), loose tea leaves, and some types of herbs (thyme works well)
•Bubble bath (can substitute body wash/shampoo; I’m currently using SpongeBob SquarePants all-in-one shower gel/shampoo/conditioner, mango tango scented.)
•Lotion or moisturiser for after (I like aloe lotion. Anything’s good tho.)
•Candles (for lighting; scented ones are 👍🏻)
•A snack & drink (yes)
•Books (I’ve got Dragon Tears by Dean Koontz & Eight Tales Of Horror by Edgar Allen Poe 👌🏻)
•Hair tie, if you have hair long enough to annoy you. Trust me, it’s good. (Plus: man bun)
•Some sort of sound. Music, a podcast, whatever. (Silence counts as a sound)
•Bath or water-friendly toys (I have a rubber frog, two turtles (one just floats, the other has a little propeller & the fins move), & an owl squirt toy.)
•Whatever else you think would be cool

•Don’t be stupid like me & use your phone while in the bath. Drop chances are high, and your phone will be ruined.
•Dry your hands before reaching for your snacks/book/whatever, keep your towel close.
•Hot water is good.
•Shower too, immediately before or after your bath. Wash and shave yourself then.
•Wait until after midnight when everyone’s asleep. It’s so quiet I love this.
•If you have gauged piercings of any sort, esp. eat lobes (which I do), Epsom salt is a major 🔑. Feels amazing, too.
•If you have tattoos, take the time to admire them. Seriously. They look different when dry, wet, under water, normal lighting, candlelight. ✌🏻️
•Remove your piercings (unless very new) for at least like 30 seconds soaking. Again, Epsom salt.
•Lucky motherfucker & have a beard? Beards need soaking. Beards need essential oil rubbed into them. Beards need love.
•You have dreadlocks? Dreads need soaking. Dreads need essential oil rubbed into them. Dreads need love.
•Same goes for all hair tbh
•Actually no, your entire body. Do it.

You’re welcome ✌🏻️