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My first time playing D&D as a Tiefling Bard.

Me:“I cast Vicious Mockery on the skeleton nearest to me.”

DM:“Alright, you don’t do a lot of dam-”

Me:“Wait I didn’t get to insult it!”

DM:“What insult do you use?”

Me:“You should feel bad because you no longer have a dick to use!”

DM:“The skeleton doesn’t feel insulted.”

Me:“DAMNIT. It was probably a girl!”

Druid:“You didn’t kinkshame it,you assumed it’s gender!”

The Hierophant.

Do not be afraid to speak. Know that those with nothing to say are often the ones who love to talk the most. Do not let them twist your words. Do not be ruled by the beliefs of others. Do not allow yourself be blindfolded. Perception is within the eye of the beholder. Do not let your thoughts to be dominated by things that are beyond your control.

~ Dohr the Murderer ~

Dohr passed Behrn the king’s procession on the street… Dohr was quiet and said nothing, and the king took offense to this.

Behrn insulted Dohr, Dohr’s Family, Dohr’s village, and so forth until he was down to insulting Dohr’s chickens.

Dohr first murdered Behrn’s chickens… Then his ancestral village, then his family, and when he came to Behrn… the king was silent.

…….. Is Dohr a hero ?

TRUE FACTS: KUROPAPA IS SMILING WIDELY AND BLUSHING ALSO SWEATING

HE IS SO NERVOUS

HE JUST WANT HIS BABY TO LIKE HIM HE’S TRYING SO HARD OH MY GOD

anonymous asked:

didn't bob pretty much say "he doesn't know if bellarke will go down the romance path" so doesn't that mean bad news for the bellarke fans? why is everyone so happy about what bob said? i don't understand?

Lemme bring up actual quotes before people start twisting things…

“It means something more to both of them at the moment and I don’t know whether it’s going to go down that romantic avenue, but I feel like now that they have this understanding that they really need eachother to become the best person that they can be, which is really special.” -Bob

Keep in mind there’s like 4 episodes left of this season and they kinda have big shit to worry about. This is also The 100, they’re not gonna walk into the sunset together at the end of the season, but that doesn’t mean they don’t love eachother and that’s it’s not headed that way for season 5. Bob is also like … the ONE actor who never spoils anything. He knows what he can and can’t talk about when he goes to cons. The easy way out of literally any question is “I don’t know! Guess we’ll see!” 

I think people are focusing on the wrong points. I’d pay more attention to what he said about them “transcending romance” 

I think some people need to look up the word transcend so lemme do it for yall

To transcend something means to “surpass”, “exceed”, “outdo”, “upstage”…

Kinda like if someone said … “I visited New York and reality far transcended my expectations!”

IT DOES NOT MEAN ‘TO COMPLETELY SKIP OVER SOMETHING.’ IT DOES NOT MEAN BELLARKE TOTALLY SKIPPED THE ROMANCE STAGE AND THAT THEY’RE STUCK IN FRIEND ZONE FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY

People are also unfortunately taking the word “transcended” out of context which makes it sound like it means something completely different. Again….actual quote…

“I love their relationship because it, in a way, I feel like it’s transcended romance or anything like that. It means something more to both of them at the moment” -Bob 

IT MEANS SOMETHING MORE TO BOTH OF THEM AT THE MOMENT, HELLO??? IS ANYONE LISTENING???

IT MEANS SOMETHING MORE TO BOTH OF THEM

BOTH OF THEM