do-a-barrel-roll

i’ve been on the internet for a good decade of my life. i’ve seen some shit in that decade. i’ve been around for newgrounds and those /b/ raids and enjoyed fun memes such as ‘shoop da whoop’ and ‘do a barrel roll’ and i was even around for the birth of numa numa and all your base are belong to us. it’d be presumptuous to call myself an internet veteran but i’ve been on the internet for over half of my life okay i’ve seen nearly awful shock website and unfunny meme the internet has to offer so i don’t even question why things happen and go viral anymore.

except this.

this. this thing. this fucking thing. for over ten years. for over a goddamn decade, this thing still mystifies me. i’ve seen it on gaia. i’ve seen it on neopets. i’ve seen it on myspace. i’ve seen it on every single goddamn fucking yaoi wolf roleplaying website i’ve ever joined in the past ten years and i still have no idea what it even is. to this day i still see it hidden in the deepest corner of my abandoned gaia account from when i was 12. i don’t know what it’s even named but i’ve seen more edits of it than i’ve seen of longcat. and that thing is

Percy, Carter, Jason & Magnus + text posts

Percy Jackson: ‘’Wake up every morning and cosplay yourself’ 

Carter Kane: ‘’Got banned from my last dungeons & dragons campaing for insisting that paladin was pronounced like paula deen’’

Jason Grace: ‘’Attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. This loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon’’

Magnus: ‘’When my boyfriend told to stop impersonationg a flamingo i had to put my foot down’’

i just remembered the do a barrel roll meme and i was gonna post one of the pics about it cus im in the mood to embarrass people with old memes but i typed ‘do a barrel roll’ into google and the page span around and now im too pissed off to do anything. google got me before i could get anyone else. bye

attention passengers, this is your pilot speaking. we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that I couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon.
— 

Tracer, over Orca intercoms

Submitted by Anonymous

I want to know how this conversation went during filming. Was it “Hey Mike, we want you to do a totally sick barrel roll through the tent screen.” or was it his own idea like “Hey, how about instead of just running out of the tent like everyone else, I do a barrel roll out the side of it. It’ll be RAD.”

  • Hal Jordan: Attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re about to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. This loser just bet that I couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say that I’m about to be $20 richer real soon.