do your own planning

Y’all know my obsession with mer!Stiles but what about professional merman!Stiles and single dad!Derek whose little girl is obsessed with mermaids?

Derek understands it’s probably not healthy to try indulge all of his daughter’s impossible wishes, but she rarely asks for anything and if she wants a mermaid for her 6th birthday he’s going to find a way to make it happen.

Enter Stiles - professional merman. Derek isn’t exactly sure if a dude is quite what his daughter wants in a mermaid but between not wanting to ruin the surprise and the fact she pretty much squeals MERMAID!! MERMAID!! MERMAID!! when she sees anything that even slightly resembles a fish, he thinks a guy will be fine. 

Derek is expecting…well, he’s not actually sure what he’s expecting. Do professional mermaids grow up wanting to be professional mermaids or does the job just come with a particular…lifestyle, like surfers and lifeguards and people way too obsessed with Disney? Whoever Derek is expecting to show up at his door though, it certainly isn’t someone who greets him by saying, “holy shit, you’re gorgeous” followed by “wait, I mean…holy shit you’re gorgeous.” Derek hasn’t felt his cheeks turn red since he was fifteen, which is why he’s totally not to blame when all he manages to say in return is, “do you come with your own tail?”

“Why, you planning on supplying one for me, big guy? I do have my own tail but if kitting me out in a different one is something you’re into….” he winks, like he was fucking born to, and for a moment Derek is kind of terrified he’s accidentally hired a hooker who thinks Derek has a weird mermaid fetish. 

“Um…no….that’s….okay.” He swears he used to have better game than this. Not that he’s trying to flirt with Stiles. He hired him for his daughter’s birthday party, for fuck’s sake. There are rules. He’s almost certain. 

“Great, well, if you could just lead me to the pool….” Stiles squints. “You….do have a pool, right? Once someone hired me to sit in a bathtub all day and while you might think getting paid to sit around in bathtub all day is the world’s best job, believe me when I say it’s not.”

Half an hour later, Derek blushes again - this is really getting out of hand - when Stiles knocks on his back door, panting, “okay, so, I know my website says professional and please trust me when I say I am but…could you help me get my tail on? Usually I have my buddy Scott to help me set up but it’s his anniversary today and, well,” he shrugs. Derek doesn’t stop blushing for the rest of the day, in fact. Especially during lunch when the kids go inside to watch The Little Mermaid and Stiles flops up onto the pool side, the moles scattered all down his neck and chest doing funny things to Derek under the glare of the sun. Not even the way Stiles’ nose starts to burn puts him off. All it does is force Derek outside, awkwardly standing over Stiles, shyly holding out some sunscreen. 

It doesn’t help that Stiles is perfect with the kids, either. No question is too silly for him and he even manages to coax his daughter’s friend Isaac to the edge of the pool even though Isaac is frightened of mermaids and the only reason he came today is because his daughter promised to hold his hand all day and protect him (which Derek noted fondly Isaac couldn’t stop talking about all week, according to his older brother).

The real problem starts, however, when his daughter asks Stiles if he will fall in love with her daddy because her daddy deserves true love because he’s he bestest daddy in the whole world and mermaids always always make sure when they fall in love it’s the “big explody” kind of love, right? You’re not an evil mermaid, are you Stiles? You won’t try to drown my daddy if he kisses you, will you? 

No, sweetheart, I won’t drown your daddy if he tries to kiss me.” He looks over at Derek, waggling his eyebrows. Derek, god help him, has never been so endeared in his life. 

See, daddy,” his daughter yells, putting her hands on her hips. “I told you.”

Stiles bites down on a laugh and Derek crosses his arms, raises an eyebrow at her. “Lacy, what have I told you about trying to set daddy up with strangers?”

“But Stiles isn’t a stranger, daddy. He’s got a tail.” 

Derek sighs, leading Lacy into the house. “I’m sure Stiles already has a lovely mer…person waiting for him at home.”

“You won’t ever find love if you don’t take a chance, daddy,” Lacy pouts, sounding scarily like Erica whenever they get onto the topic of his love life (which is horribly frequent these days).

“Yeah,” Stiles call after them, “take a chance, daddy! I promise, we merfolk don’t bite.” He pauses. “Much.” He winks and Derek blushes for probably the 100th time that day.

He hates everything.

Except, he really doesn’t because after putting Lacy to bed, he comes back down stairs to find Stiles’ number on the envelope of cash he had left out for Stiles to take. 

We merfolk don’t have use for money but if you want to buy me dinner some time, we do like to eat.

P.S. Curly fries are optional but highly encouraged.

P.P.S. If you bring me this money instead of curly fries, this relationship is not going to work. 

(Spoiler alert: Derek doesn’t bring Stiles his money. Instead he puts it in a box, still inside the envelope, which neither of them touch until Stiles proposes five years later when they use it to buy celebratory engagement pizza and that fancy ice cream that Lacy loves so much - which she henceforth insists on calling “finally ice cream” because, well…..finally.)

EXO Mafia Reaction: When their fiancee runs away

||| Anon asked:  Hi there ! Can I get a BTS and EXO mafia reaction when their fiancee runs away? |||

BTS Reaction


Park Chanyeol

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

He was keeping track of not only you but all off your devices, so he knew you were planing to escape.

*Snatching your phone from your hand* “Jagi, I think we need to talk.”


Xiumin/Kim Minseok

Originally posted by katherine8595

One night you woke up to Minseok sitting in the corner of your room.

“So you’re finally awake. It’s time to stop playing these silly games and come back home with me.”


Chen/Kim Jongdae

Originally posted by kim-jongmin

When one day he came back after work and saw you missing, he couldn’t believe you betrayed him like that.

“That girl… She couldn’t have gone far.” he thought getting into his car.


D.O/Do Kyungsoo

Originally posted by krapyeol

He would be angry af. He was at work when his men called him and told that they lost sight of you. He trashed his office before storming out to go find you.

“Aish, she’s nothing but trouble.”


Kris/Wu Yifan

Originally posted by browbrothers

After he told you, he’s in the mafia, he expected all kind of reactions but definitely not this. Trying to control his anger, he gathered all his men and told them to bring you back using any means possible.

“She has to be back home by evening, you understand?”


Tao/Huang Zitao

Originally posted by anki-tao

After not seeing him for a few weeks and thinking you finally escaped, he came in and sat down at the opposite side of the table at the restaurant you were having dinner at.

“I gave you enough time to change your mind and come back on your own, seeing as you have no plans of doing it, I will take you myself.”


Kai/Kim Jongin

Originally posted by katherine8595

He would be pissed.

“I tell her my secrets and this is how she repays me.”


Byun Baekhyun

Originally posted by katherine8595

He was searching for you for a whole week so when he finally saw you in another city he slammed you into an alley wall between the buildings.

“Naughty girl, so this is were you were hiding.”


Luhan

Originally posted by callmeminseok

He knew exactly were you’re going so decided to watch from a distance and see what you will come up with. In a few days he lost interest though and decided to just approach you.

“Had your fun? Now it’s time to go home.”


Lay/Zhang Yixing

Originally posted by katherine8595

A few months later you were about to go out of your new apartment when you opened the door and saw Yixing. 

“You’re pretty good at this, it took me longer than expected to find you.” he said throwing you over his shoulder and descending down the stairs to the car.


Suho/Kim Junmyeon 

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

He found you the same day in one of the train stations.

“I didn’t propose to you so you would leave me the next day, you should now understand that there is no escape, I have eyes all over the country.”


Oh Sehun

Originally posted by kaisoh

You were packing your things not expecting him to be back home so soon. You didn’t even hear him approach you from behind.

“Going somewhere? You know you can’t do that. We are engaged now.”


A/N: Hope you enjoyed!! I wrote this as if the member is the gang leader. BTS reaction coming up next. Feel free to request more scenarios, reactions etc, I keep up with a lot of groups, both male and female!! 😄

Does anyone else see the irony in a community absolutely obsessed with ridding the world of “daddy dom” relationships trying to force a Father/daughter view on a canon romantic relationship between two adults?,

Do your own thing, never plan any events around other people, If you want to learn music, start hitting the gym, go travelling, do it all yourself, if someone wants to tag along, let them but don’t count on them.

alex---baum  asked:

I'm getting a ukulele for my birthday, as I was inspired by your one stream, also because your voice is beautiful! Are you planning on doing your own stream soon? Or are you planning to just participate in the monthly streams on Mark's channel?

Nope, I’ll definitely be doing my own streams soon! I want to do another charity stream in march or April!

Petblr Questionare

1. How many pets do you own?

2. What is your favorite animal?

3. What is your dream pet?

4. What is the most expensive pet you own?

5. What is your favorite species to own?

6. Do you have a favorite pet? If so what’s its name?

7. What is your favorite petblr blog?

8. How old were you when you got your first pet?

9. What/who is the newest addition to your pet family?

10. Do you own any pets that you don’t post about on your blog?

11. What future pets do you plan to own?

12. Do you breed any of your animals?

14. Do you sell/ have you sold any of your animals?

15. Are any of your animals rescues?

16. How old is the oldest pet you own?

17. How old is the youngest pet you own?

18. How many female pets do you have?

19. How many male pets do you have?

20. What is your favorite thing to do with your pets?

Prom Advice💕

I know it’s a little late for some of you, but for my girls whose prom hasn’t happened yet, this is for you!

-Start toning up! Do some light cardio on a regular basis, and try pushups and pullups if you don’t have weights or can’t get to a gym!

-Use a face mask the week before, and take good care of your skin!! Cleanse, tone, moisturize! Use a good serum & moisturizer for glowy skin!

-If you’re doing your own hair and makeup, plan out your look beforehand! Make sure you have all the tools and products you need so you don’t need to run out and get anything at the last minute!

-Know your angles for photos! Use a mirror and see what you like, and pose accordingly. Don’t force a smile if it doesn’t feel natural, it’ll just end up looking awkward!

-If you don’t have a date, don’t feel bad about it. It’s totally fine to just go and hang out with your girls!! Prom pics with your friends look absolutely adorable, and I promise the memories will be just as fun and happy. Don’t let whether or not a guy is with you affect the amazing time you should have!!

Slowly but Surely

Request: Hi! I love your writing so much, i wanted to request a newt x reader, in which newt and the reader are best friends, and newt thinks he has a crush on tina so reader helps him impress her bc he’s a shy baby, but in the process they realise that they actually had feelings for each other all along and they fall harder? Happy ending? Xx

Word Count: 2,861

Pairing: Newt x Reader

Requested by Anonymous

Requests are currently open! Feel free to send one in


“Well, that was disappointing.”

You and Newt stare down at the broken vase. Glass and water mix over the wooden floor and someone shouts from downstairs.

“I’ll get the broom.”

Newt steps back and you can already see the questions pestering him and thinning his confidence.

“I’m sure she’d say yes, Newt. You just have to ask.”

“I know, I know.” There’s the pacing you expected, complete with one finger pressed against his lips whenever he stops speaking. “I just need to find the right time.”

You toss the dust pan onto the ground, where it lands with a crunch on some vagrant piece of glass. “There’s never going to be a ‘right time.’”

Newt rolls his eyes at the quote gestures you make around his words. “I don’t want it to come from nowhere.”

“What if it comes from your heart?” You tease.

He scowls. “Funny. Here I thought I asked for love advice, not bad jokes.”

The glass scratches the ground on its way into the pan. “It’s a dual package. The jokes come free of charge.”

“What if I ask her on a roof? At sunset?”

“A bit cliché, don’t you think?”

“Well I don’t hear you coming up with any ideas.”

You sigh. Snappy Newt is not your favorite Newt to deal with. “Tina likes you, Newt. I promise. You could ask her out in a dumpster as a phoenix bursts into ashes around you both and she’d still say yes.”

“What about with a picnic? Women like those.”

You sweep the final pieces of glass into the dust pan. “If you really want help, you need to calm down. I’ll come up with something.”

Newt runs a hand over his face. “I’m going to check on the occamies.”

“No worries, I’ll just finish mopping up this mess myself.”

He turns back to you and shakes his head. “Let me help.”

The two of you finish drying off the floor as best you can. Sitting across from one another, you look at the final piece of the mess: the dropped lily, pure petals drooping under the water they soaked up during the clean-up. Newt leans over and grabs it before falling back against the wall. He holds it up in front of him, spinning it in his hands, ignoring the water dripping onto his hands.

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the little things i love about lee jihoon: the way he “high five” someone // insp. by: x

Hoe tip: Preparing for prom (or any important event)

So it’s May right now, and that means that it’s officially prom and wedding season! My prom is about a month away, and that’s what inspired me to make this post. I’m going to outline everything that you may want to do to prepare for your prom from about a month out. Enjoy!

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This is for everyone who is asking me how I do my uncluttering sessions.

1. Start with your journal. Write down everything first. Find a place where you can think and have some quality time with yourself.

2. Think of specific areas you want to include in your uncluttering. Some areas on my list are: food, music, gadgets, books, plans, journals and blogs, finance, exercise, etc.

Food - what to eat and what not to eat. go healthy! ( I do juice fasting/cleansing sometimes)

Music - songs I want to learn, pieces I need to play

Gadgets - I organize files on my gadgets every month and I also customize themes

Books - reading list and study goals

Plans - plans for the month, monthly goals, weekly goals

Journals and Blogs -  organizing my journaling stuffs, updating my blogs

Finance - budget, savings, organizing my wallet

Exercise - regular exercise schedule

3. Unclutter your thoughts too. Write down all your million-dollar ideas before you forget about them. Remove all non-sense and dwell on happy thoughts and positive things. Stop worrying!

4. Get rid of all stuffs you’re not using anymore. Send them out for donations or throw them in the trash.

5. Tidy up your room and your desk. I do this on a daily basis. Nothing feels better than a clean and fresh room atmosphere.

6. Unclutter by prioritizing. First things first. Leave the internet alone and do your school work.

7.Practice minimalism.


I hope this has been helpful. Remember that uncluttering is personal. You can always do it in your own way.  

25 Things I Realized After Turning 20 (part 1, maybe)

1. If you have to beg for their love or attention they deserve neither.

2. If they want your love or attention it doesn’t mean you are required to give it to them.

3. Just because you miss them doesn’t mean you love them. Just because you love them doesn’t mean you need them.

4. Budgeting is a necessity.

5. Learning to cook is also a necessity.

6. Your actions impact others. Think of this often but don’t base your actions on it. Your life is yours to live, but try not to hurt others in the process. 

7. Nothing substitutes experience. Try everything once especially if you’re scared. 

8. Treating yourself is a requirement. Regardless of if you’ve had a good week or a bad week, always do something for you.

9. Explore. Explore your city, the world, new music, new recipes, yourself. Just explore.

10. Learning is not just about classes and textbooks. While those are valuable you can learn in so many more ways; from your friends and the internet and books. Expand your mind.

11. Sex is something that changes with each partner. Don’t hold a new partner to an old partner’s standard. 

12. It’s ok to change your mind.

13. The horrible things that happen(ed) to you are not your fault, even if you’re still struggling with that fact.

14. It’s ok to fail.

15. Not having a plan is normal. Having a plan is normal. Do things at your own pace.

16. Your mental disorder is a part of you, it is not your whole self. 

17. Saying you’re triggered is ok. Admitting you’re not ok is ok.

18. Sometimes you’ll need to stay in bed alone all day. Drink lots of water and watch your favourite movies and try to smile.

19. Cleaning out your closet/facebook/phone is therapeutic. 

20. If people chose to leave your life don’t obsess over it. You were fine before them and you will thrive after them.

21. Remind your friends you love them as often as you can. A random text or phone call or buying them something small may not seem like a lot but it is. 

22. Talk to your family. As you get older some relationships strain at the distance, you have your life and they have theirs; but never forget to update your family and try and maintain/build a bond. 

23. To love and be in love are two completely different things.

24. You don’t owe anyone an explanation.

25. You will always find a way. You are strong and important and no matter what you will get through your darkest day.

Gemini Sun - Cancer Moon - INFJ

You are a victim of your own moods and the disturbances in your surrounding that influence them. Normally a very creative and energetic person, you can be completely overthrown by your own feelings when things do not go the way you planned them to. Intuition and intellect are perfectly paired with a strong urge to express yourself which is why you make an exceptionally good artist. But when brought out of balance, you can struggle with self-precipitated isolation and depression that disturb your stream of ideas and inspiration. You are especially good at understanding other’s problems and struggles and are always there to help those who need your comfort or advice. Despite your brilliantly colorful mind and charming and good-humoured nature, you unfortunately struggle with low self-esteem. You have troubles recognizing your talents and capabilities and you tend to possess a very negative self-image when others see a great friend or partner in you. The picture you draw of yourself really contributes to others taking advantage of you because it is very hard for you to say no when you feel a necessity to be kind-hearted and gentle when it comes to other people. You should draw self-confidence out of your own achievements to suceed at what you are doing because it is exactly that hint of arrogance you need to show others that there is passion burning inside of you and you are a force to be reckoned with. You radiate warmth and understanding and always go with your gut which rarely ever turns out to be wrong. Sometimes you feel like all the understandment and comfort you provide to others is not really rewarded and you may feel like you are alone in the world, having only yourself to talk to. But a lot of people do understand you and they are very thankful to have you as their loyal companion.

@gracemlynch

Noise Complaint

Summary: Y/N has her own hotel room for the first time in month’s, what better way to celebrate than having loud sex with your angel boyfriend?

 Characters: Castiel, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Reader 

 Pairing: Castiel X Reader 

 Warnings: NSFW, a ton of smutty goodness 

 Word Count: 878

 Prompt:  Congrats! I’m new to asking for requests, so I don’t want to seem too forward, but could you do 26, 28, or 48? NSFW with Cas- @icantthinkofaname-oops

 A/N: Loud sex? Uh hell fucking yeah. Loud sex with a blue eyed angel of the lord? Sign me the fuck up!

Originally posted by subcas

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Misunderstanding

Summary: In which a sign in your room leads to a big misunderstanding between you and Bucky.

Pairing: Bucky x Reader, Sam x Reader (Platonic)

Word Count: 2,605

A/N: Fic inspired by a sign (the one under the gif) that I found on Pinterest. 

@avengerstories​ - you and your editing assistance are extremely important to me :)

Originally posted by vivalaplutoh

Your six-year friendship with Sam has been filled with more ridiculous dares than either of you can count. Thanks to you, he’s spilled drinks on himself in the presence of attractive women, sang to strangers in elevators, and even has a small tattoo of your name on his wrist. Thanks to him, you’ve eaten food off of dirty floors, kissed a few strangers, and made a fool of yourself in front of hoards of people.

One would think that being forced into these horrible tasks would make you and Sam hate each other, but miraculously, that never happened. Each painfully awkward moment only brought you two closer. So close in fact that, when Sam enlisted to fight beside Captain America’s, he refused to do so without you there.

At the time, you were wholly unaware of how choosing to fight in a battle that wasn’t yours would affect your life. You simply chose to do what came naturally to you - stick it out and stand by Sam’s side like he’d done time and time again for you. Who would’ve thought that being such a loyal friend would lead you to where you are now?

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So can someone tell me why everyone’s giving RWBY shit? I saw a post complaining that everyone is cis in the show? Chill there are LGBT people in the show but, surprise!, the show’s not actually about romantic relationships all the fucking time. I saw people complaining because of plot holes and I feel the need to point out that every goddamn story has plot holes. People are complaining about how Blake’s arc is filler and Yang’s PTSD vanished but do they realise that not only is time passing between each episodes but the entire thing has been planned out. We saw Yang for about five minutes; we don’t know what’s happening in the rest of her life and there’s been a good amount of time since she put the arm on and way sparring with her dad. Blake has just reunited with her parents oh, and guess what? She needs to spend time with them because she hasn’t seen them in years. People would complain if all of Blake’s arc was put into one episode too.
This fandom needs to take a step back and actually appreciate how much time goes not into animating the series but planning a goddamn story. Do they even realise how hard it is to create a world like Remnant; considering every little thing they have? But people just prefer to complain that there are no gay people in the show or that someone should be agender or trans. Instead of hating on the people who are pouring blood, sweat and tears into this work and really don’t need your goddamn abuse about little things, how about we sit back, chill the fuck out and enjoy something that Monty Oum basically planned by himself to show the world?
Is that too much to ask for?

Bucky/Darcy, ‘Daydream’

for @amidtheflowers

Daydream - Wallace Collection


Bucky found his mind wandering more often than usual lately.  Although, he wasn’t sure if it counted as wandering if it always went to the same place…

Always up a few floors to where Darcy was working with Dr. Foster up in the Stark labs.  

Of course, once he got there, it sort of morphed into something else.  Unless Stark actually had a sunny field of flowers on the 52nd floor or something.  Bucky wouldn’t put it past him, but he didn’t think it was possible.  

And Darcy didn’t usually wear sundresses to work.  Definitely not pretty blue ones.   And she didn’t walk around barefoot up there either.  Barefoot.  Amid the flowers.  

Barefoot, amid the flowers, with him.  None of which was happening right now, unfortunately.  

“BUCK!”  

Steve’s voice brought him out of his daydream abruptly.  He frowned.  “What?”  He was still in the weight room with Steve.  And if that wasn’t a bucket of cold water, he didn’t know what was.  

Rolling his eyes, Steve answered.  “Oh nothing, you were just supposed to be spotting me, not making goo-goo eyes at a dame that ain’t even here.”  

Bucky snorted.  “I’m not making any eyes at anyone. Punk.”

“You were making eyes at someone.  And unless it was me or Sam…it was at Darcy.”

Scoffing, he shook his head. “Darcy?  Darcy who?”     

Sam choked out a laugh from across the room.  

Steve shot him an incredulous look. “Just go upstairs and ask her out.  That’s a perfectly acceptable thing to do ya know.”  

“You what else is a perfectly acceptable thing to do?  Minding your own business,” Bucky retorted, already planning his trip up to ask Darcy out on a date later that day.

smallameangel  asked:

Congrats goat children on gaining your own blog! What do you plan to do with it? ;)

Well this may be a sideblog but it’s still following the same rules! The characters cannot receive asks or gifts, askers cannot interact with anything. Asks are used to show scenarios and in the times where characters are answering questions, it’s being asked by a character in the universe.

Nope! Only the weekends. Because we update Underline Monday to Friday, then we really don’t have the time for much extra stuff. Besides any asks like this with the dorky doodles, there won’t be much new stuff here.