do you what i men

my friend often asks me for my opinions about guys she’s into, and i’m thinking she actually likes my brutally honest lesbian opinions??
but if ever i comment on a man being gross or inconsiderate or even something as simple as having low standards for cleanliness, all she says is “well he’s a straight guy, what do you expect?”

ah, yes, silly me. i forgot straight men were incapable of being conscientious and thoughtful of literally anything. what a ridiculous concept

anonymous asked:

What placements do you think attracts Scorpio men? I know your boyfriend is a Scorpio so what placements of yours and others that might do this?

It’s really hard to say… Everybody is different, you know? Like, my dad is a Scorpio and he fell in love with my Libra mom, and they both have (sort of) different placements, but their Venus signs are sextile. He’s a Sagittarius Venus and my mom is a Libra Venus. My boyfriend is a Libra Venus and I have a Gemini Venus - our Venus signs trine, (our Sun signs trine too) which is why our connection is so harmonious and effortlessly easygoing. But I know Scorpios who are into people that are pretty dissimilar to them, so like, it honestly varies. I’m not sure if there’s specific placements set in stone that attracts Scorpios, because it differs from person-to-person.

  • Abby: (as Kevin stumbles through front door)Kevin. I can't believe how drunk you are.
  • Kevin: I am not drunk.
  • Abby: Yes you are.
  • Kevin: I am not. Fucking. Drunk.
  • Abby: Can you tell the time?
  • Kevin: Yes. (Turns to clock) I am not fucking drunk.
Seriously?!

Today, a boy in my class asked a girl out and when she politely said no, he asked her if it was because of the “agegap”. she had no clue what the hell was he talking about, and he literally said: “damn babygirl is it because I’m four months older than you? Don’t worry we’ll be just fine. Daddy will make you feel like a princess though” I lost it and started laughing hysterically!!!
oh my god why are boys my age so full of themselves? is he serious!!!! what the hell!!

I’m seeing a lot of young transgender or non-binary people out there freaking out or going completely silent and removing all their info from their bios in light of the recent news in America. And I get that, I really, truly do.

But I also want you guys to know that it’s safe to come talk to me if you’re feeling pressured or scared or angry or whatever you’re feeling. If you’re comfortable with talking to me, go for it. :)

Secondly, if you’ve spoken to me about your gender for whatever reason, and are feeling scared about someone else finding out or you being being outed for any reason, please know that I will never reveal anything we have spoken about, anything you have sent to me or asked me about (as an anon or not) to anyone. What we discuss is private, and unless you give me permission to respond publicly or speak about it to others, it will stay between us. Always.

It’s been what, a year??? since bvs came out and to this day no one has been able to adequately explain to me why it gets hated on to this level
I’m still questioning whether I watched the same movie as everyone else what am I missing my dudes I’m sorry but I don’t see the atrocity here I

- Don’t hate all women

- Don’t hate all men

- Don’t hate all gay people

- Don’t hate all straight people

- Don’t hate all trans people

- Don’t hate all cis people

- Don’t hate all POC

- Don’t hate all white people

You shouldn’t seriously hate an entire group of people for any reason. Instead of judging people for being something they can’t control, you should judge them on the character of their person, and treat them as an individual. No characteristic that you or someone else is born with should determine whether you feel positively or negatively about someone.

@ straight people stop??? shipping tracer with men??? she is a lesbian. she’s not straight. she’s not bi. she’s not pan. she is a LESBIAN. she is attracted to women. she is dating a woman. she would not date a man. she’s gay, she’s 100% attracted to other women and not men. do you understand what i’m saying? i don’t give a shit if you want to headcanon her as what-fucking-ever other sexuality, she’s a lesbian, confirmed and canon, and your headcanon is wrong. shipping her with men is lesbophobic. 

A DARKER SHADE OF MAGIC / A GATHERING OF SHADOWS by v. e. schwab sentence meme.

  • ❛  I’d rather die on an adventure than live standing still.  ❜
  • ❛  After all, you can kill people, but you cannot kill magic. Not truly.  ❜
  • ❛  Impossible. What a useless word, in a world with magic.  ❜
  • ❛  Everyone thinks I have a death wish, you know? But I don’t want to die – dying is easy. No, I want to live, but getting close to death is the only way to feel alive. And once you do, it makes you realize that everything you were actually doing before wasn’t actually living. It was just making do. Call me crazy, but I think we do the best living when the stakes are high.  ❜
  • ❛  You have two faces. One you wear for the world at large, and the one you wear for those you love.  ❜
  • ❛  Everyone’s immortal until they’re not.  ❜
  • ❛  It is as it is. It cannot be undone. So please, be grateful, and be done with it.  ❜
  • ❛  The thing about freedom? It doesn’t come naturally. Almost no one has it handed to them. I’m free because I fought for it.  ❜
  • ❛  I know you can do this. I know you can hear me. Stay with me. Listen to my voice.  ❜
  • ❛  Maybe you just got a taste of what it really means to be alive. You almost died. So now you know what it feels like to live. To fear for that life. To fight for it. And once you know, well, there’s no going back.  ❜
  • ❛  You made a mistake. Everybody makes them. Even me. I’ve made many. It’s only fair that you made one.  ❜
  • ❛  I did only what I had to do. If I could have given my life for yours, I would have.  ❜
  • ❛  A kiss for luck. Not that I need it.  ❜
  • ❛  I know. I know what and who you are. What will you do? Kill me?  ❜
  • ❛  Why am I the only one in this fucking world to be held accountable for my actions?  ❜
  • ❛  Aren’t you afraid of dying?  ❜
  • ❛  I’m sorry. For whatever happened to you. For whoever hurt you so deeply that you see things like friends and fondness as weapons instead of shields.  ❜
  • ❛  You know so little of war. Battles may be fought from the outside in, but wars are won from the inside out.  ❜
  • ❛  Between the two of us, we’ll tear the whole world down.  ❜
  • ❛  I am going to cut that smile off your face.  ❜
  • ❛  It hurts. More than dying ever did. There are days when I feel like I deserve this.  ❜
  • ❛  Death doesn’t scare me. Not nearly as much as the idea of wasting a perfectly good life in fear of it.  ❜
  • ❛ You’re always so eager to slash and stab, why couldn’t you have stabbed him.  ❜
  • ❛  Which is it, huh? You’re angry at me, or worried about me, or happy to see me? Because I can’t keep up.  ❜
  • ❛  Wouldn’t it be amazing, if we got away with it?  ❜

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Rose Glow

Originally posted by kaimikachan

Character(s): Reader X Wonho, Minhyuk

Genre: soulmate!au, cheesy floof, smut

Warning(s): possessive!wonho, praise!kink, edging, kindof!exhibitionism(?)

Length: 5.5 k

Summary: Wonho doesn’t like Minhyuk. Never has, never will.

requested by the sweetest @honeyheonie (aka the softest soft to ever soft the planet)


Your mother tells you stories when you’re young, of spring blossoms and fluttering hearts and ticking clocks on your wrists. Of soulmates and the parts of you they complete.

When you first meet your soulmate, your wrist will show a clock that counts down to your first kiss.

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something that always struck me as odd about the prequels is how palpatine was able to forge a relationship with anakin in the first place.

this is definitely my biggest problem with the jedi, in relation to anakin: they let palpatine, a middle aged man, get anakin, a child, alone. the fact that palpatine’s even insistent on it at all should be ringing alarm bells. there should be Stranger Danger warnings going off, people! you’re dropping the ball, men!

and i understand that, according to the comics, palpatine threw his political weight around, saying that the senate has total control over the jedi. that you can’t deny the chancellor. but that’s incorrect - the republic is corrupt, but it’s not a dictatorship yet. as anakin’s legal guardians, the council has the full right to refuse palpatine access to anakin - it doesn’t matter who’s knocking at your door, you’re supposed to protect your charge. 

but the jedi handed him over. the second palpatine pressed, they folded; and no one tried to curb anakin’s interaction with palpatine, even though it should be clear that an old man wanting to talk with a minor day after day after day is suspicious. especially since the jedi were suspicious of palpatine anyway

I’m most likely never going to complete this and I wasn’t happy with how it was going, but I’m going to post it just for the sake of it. <:

after my 18th birthday party I was really drunk and I had lots of friends and family round to my house. When people were leaving I went to say goodbye to my godfather who decided to grab and squeeze my butt. Then when I told him to stop he kissed me full on the lips. My godfather is my dad’s cousin and best friend and is in his mid 50s. when I told my dad he just said “that’s what he does. He’s a dirty old pervert and always has been. Get over it.” The worst part is that he has been groping my arse since I was about 14 and has done the same to my younger sister and put his hand up my mother’s skirt and my dad doesn’t do anything…