my friend often asks me for my opinions about guys she’s into, and i’m thinking she actually likes my brutally honest lesbian opinions??
but if ever i comment on a man being gross or inconsiderate or even something as simple as having low standards for cleanliness, all she says is “well he’s a straight guy, what do you expect?”
ah, yes, silly me. i forgot straight men were incapable of being conscientious and thoughtful of literally anything. what a ridiculous concept