do you want to eat that meat so much

what madman decided food is better when it’s hot? Like which caveperson decided “I’m going to shove this meat in the fire and eat it

“You’re crazy, ogg,” says the other cave human


they couldn’t have ALL decided it tasted better. I’m sure there were conservative cavepeople who were aghast

“It tastes like shit when you do that”

“If you dont like the food the way it is, then don’t eat it at all!!! Fire is ONLY for keeping people warm, and fighting away dinosaurs, and I won’t have this hippie bullshit under my cave roof!”


then the fire fetishists all lived longer because cooked meat is probably better for you, I guess

BTS Reaction To Their GF Being Vegetarian

*GIFs Not Mine*

Reaction Masterlists

Anonymous said:

Hi! Can I request BTS to you their gf vegetarian? (She doesn’t mind others eating meat and stuff like that, she just doesn’t want to eat animals herself) Would they mind?

Jin: now what am I going to cook for dinner? *expect a feast actually still.*

Originally posted by yoongichii

Suga:  *why would I care? I can eat meat and she can get tofu.*

Originally posted by jeonbase

J-Hope: *laughing* so how much tofu do you eat instead?

Originally posted by pjkook

Rap Monster: lol wait until jin finds out she willingly doesn’t eat meat

Originally posted by yoongichii

Jimin: sorry love, you might just have a hard time finding food that isn’t meat in our place…

Originally posted by aestheticvbts

V: *doesn’t care at all, just a happy baby*

Originally posted by mvssmedia

Jungkook: *honestly just too happy being your boyfriend to care that you’re vegetarian.*

Originally posted by hohbi

sometimes you just gotta roll with it

yoonmin bakery au (ft. princess kim seokjin.) 1034w. dedicated to the cutest cinnamon roll in bangtan, park jimin. fluff as fuck. | crossposted on ao3

What do you mean you haven’t eaten a single cinnamon roll in your life.

Yoongi sighs; runs a hand through his hair. He ain’t got no time for this shit; he’s got real shit to do that included something other than receiving a less-than-called-for lecture about his own excruciatingly deprived food experiences with a gourmet cuisine aficionado of a hyung over Kakaotalk.

minswagga 14:05
whats so good about that shit? i mean, its just flour and sugar?

jinprincess 14:05
And cinnamon. It’s a /cinnamon/ roll, Min Yoongi.

minswagga 14:07
k, fine. /cinammon/. but the fuck do you want me to eat that shit for?
i dont even like sweet shit. im a man. i love my meat.
and i got shit to do. if i dont submit my next composition to prof choi by next monday she’ll skin me out to dry and sell my innards

jinprincess 14:07
Also, there’s much more in a cinnamon roll than just flour, sugar and cinnamon. Just so you know, even a normal bread roll requires at least egg and milk, most of the time.

minswagga 14:08
how many fuckin ways did you just nazi me in the same text. havent you gotten enough kick out of picking on my dietary habits

jinprincess 14:08
In any case, just go and get some, okay? Just so you know, I don’t tell you to go and buy bread just to allow you a taste of what living really means. In fact, I’d like two.

minswagga 14:08
you fucking slave-driver.

jinprincess 14:08
I’m your hyung.

jinprincess 14:12
Please :C

jinprincess 14:15
I’ll pay you back for my share :C

jinprincess 14:17
Okay. So this is how you want to play at it. Fine, then. I’ll just upload that clip of you piss drunk last Friday at Hoseok’s and tormenting that poor kid on the sidewalk screaming something about sending him to Hong Kong and subsequently puking on said sidewalk thereafter.

minswagga 14:17
…fine. you fucking win this time.
you’re paying for your share, by the way.

jinprincess 14:17
That’s my boy. :) Trust me. Cinnamon rolls are the best. Just not very good for your heart, if eaten in large quantities. Just trust me. You’ll love it.

Yoongi frowns when he gets to the bakery; if he’d already thought that it’s a hot day out when he was on the sidewalk before entering the store, then it’s definitely a fucking oven in here.

He grabs a tray and tongs for the bread; better get out of there quick before he bakes to his unfortunate death in the near future. The strangest thing, though, is that there aren’t, in fact, any cinnamon rolls to be seen. Sure, there are butter rolls, sausage buns and even some mysteriously excruciating-sounding shit like pain au rustique on sale, but if the labels didn’t betray him then whatever his hyung is craving for like a fucking pregnant lady is, unfortunately, unavailable. (Curse him, this foolish destiny. Now his Clip of Shame is so going to end up on Vine, because in no conceivable way would Princess Kim Seokjin accept “sold out” as an excuse.)

As he contemplates in silent sorrow which of heading to the bakery five kilometres away and braving Princess Kim Seokjin’s haughty fury was the lesser evil of the options, there’s a tap on Yoongi’s left shoulder, jolting him out of his reverie.

“Sorry, but could you please move for a moment?” comes a soft, gentle voice and when Yoongi looks up, his heart just about stops.

“I just need to just place these freshly-baked cinnamon rolls on the shelf, so please do give me a moment!” The orange-haired person standing in Yoongi’s way is too mysteriously cheerful for a scorching summer day like this, and had Yoongi not known better, he’d have thought that all the warmth had originated from him, what with the sheer supply of sunshine he seems to be emanating. Worse still, the way his orange fringe curved down in the middle of his forehead resembled a little like a cowlick, only much more stylish. If anything, it’s downright adorable, and very, very bad for Yoongi’s heart.

There’s also an overwhelmingly fragrant smell permeating Yoongi’s nostrils, and when Yoongi looks down, he sees three neat rows of circular shaped buns, baked perfectly to a mouth-watering honey-brown that was almost orange, the generous glaze of icing sugar to top it all off looking very much like snowy perfection on Everest.

“Would you like some?” the redhead chirps, voice dripping with honey, eyes bending into curves not unlike the delectable-looking rolls of warm goodness he’s holding. “They’re best when fresh out of the oven.” He then grins, flashing rows of gleaming white, and Yoongi just about photosynthesizes from the glint.

“Al-alright,” Yoongi manages to choke out eventually. “I’ll take three.”

At the counter, it’s strange when Yoongi forks out all of a good ₩6000 for three pieces of bread without feeling like he’d cut a good 600g of meat out from his body. Though actually it isn’t all that strange, to be completely honest, considering how Yoongi hasn’t actually seemed to have re-acquired the ability to think, what with his eyes transfixed on the person in front of him the entire time. (Park Jimin, his nametag says, and hell as if Yoongi is going to be able to forget that name.) As he tries to tear his eyes away from the boy, to not much avail, he also tries his hardest not to look like a stunned tomato, also to not much avail. (It’s just the heat, he tries to convince himself.)

“You really should come here more often,” Jimin says, voice warm and soothing all at once, like glaze on freshly baked goods. “We could really use more customers.” He then breaks into a smile, the same gleaming teeth almost blinding Yoongi again, the same curved eyes fixed on Yoongi’s dripping with nothing but wholehearted sincerity, and Yoongi feels something inside of him melt - is it really humanly possible for someone to be this sweet?

“Y-yeah,” Yoongi manages, less-than-articulately. “I’ll be sure to come back soon.”

Maybe cinnamon rolls weren’t so bad, after all.

jinprincess 15:03
Told you you’ll love it, right? ;)


Davii looked at Kyle. “Yes! I got the celebrity chef, amazing luck, huh?”

Kyle grinned. “Yeah, I’m ready to show Gino how much I’ve improved since I’ve been on Sim Star Idol.”

“So what first?” She asked. “I’m thinking a raspberry puree on top of zi don’t know, a steak? Sweet and savory?”

Kyle nodded. “Hell yeah, I’d eat that. Just let me know what you want me to do.”

“Cut up the raspberries and I’ll start to marinate the meat.” Davii was more than confident that she could win this challenge. If not her, then who? She had Kyle Lawrence on her team. She was good to go.

“Hey, ouch!” Kyle complained, glaring at the station behind him. “That was really rude Aimee.”

She winked at him. “Any means necessary to win Lawrence.” He picked up the corn that she had tossed at him. “I’m keeping this.”

“Go ahead, it was on the floor.” She laughed at his bemused expression.

“Kyle,” Davii said sharply, “No playing around. I need this win.”

Ask meme

Thank you my sweet


​ for tagging me <3 Let’s give it a try!

1: Are you named after someone? Nope.

2: When was the last time you cried? Yesterday while watching Kiznaiver for the first time. I love Nico, she deserves to be happy.

3: Do you like your handwriting? I sincerely don’t care.

4: What is your favorite lunch meat? Err– My bf is vegan and I’m not eating that much meat when I’m hanging out neither, but if I have the choice, chicken?

5: Do you have kids? Nope. Noooooope.

6: If you were another person, would you be friends with you? I think so.

7: Do you use sarcasm? I wish I could, but I don’t know how to.

8: Do you still have your tonsils? What is it? *google* Oh. No.

9: Would you bungee jump? NO F*CKING WAY DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME? *i’m a chicken myself*

10: What is your favorite kind of cereal? Chocapic

11: Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Depends on the shoes. My Dr Martens, yes. My sneakers, no.

12: Do you think you’re a strong person? I think so, when I see the rest of my family.

13: What is your favourite ice cream? Ever, ever? Vanilla.

14: What is the first thing you notice about people? Eyes and hands.

15: What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? That’s more difficult than I thought because I’m trying to love myself so I got paradoxal answers. Lately my face cuz my sun scars had not disappeared at all, but usually I’d say my ass.

16: What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? Black and black.

17: What are you listening to right now? The sound of my keyboard in my office?

18: If you were a crayon, what color would you be? red

19: Favorite smell? Cinnamon

20: Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? err an estate agent since I’m looking for an appartment; or my colleague from the style department of my office.

21: Favorite sport to watch? None

22: Hair color? Blond

23: Eye color? Green

24: Do you wear contacts? I used to, but I wore them for too long so now, mostly glasses.

25: Favorite food to eat? Blueberries

26: Scary movies or comedy? Comedy, i just can’t watch a scary movie.

27: Last movie you watched? No idea, but last series : Supernatural.

28: What color of shirt are you wearing? …. Black.

29: Summer or winter? Autumn.

30: Hugs or kisses? Hugs!

31: What book are you currently reading? I should be reading.

32: Who do you miss right now? I’m a mess rn, I’m not sure.

33: What is on your mouse pad? Nothing, it’s a black one with nothing on it. Except my mouse.

34: What is the last TV program you watched? None

5: What is the best sound? Rain

36: Rolling stones or The Beatles? Rolling Stones

37: What is the furthest you have ever traveled? Japan

38: Do you have a special talent? Not quite sure, i’d say crafting.

39: Where were you born? Marseille, France

tagging @sephiratales @leanarutherford @gugle1980 @thekeekster @nerdyskirt and everyone who wants to do it!

Cute (Or Disturbing) Conversations With My Mom

Me: *recounts eating beef hearts and cookie dough with @the-winnowing-wind yesterday*

Mom: “Just don’t eat too much organ meat it’s bad for you. But I can send you some recipes for liver and heart.”

Me: “Wait, Mom. Why do YOU have these?” (This is not her jam, y'all.)

Mom: “Well because when I was pregnant with you all I wanted to do was eat liver.”

Me: O.o “What? Jesus Christ. You’ve got to be joking.”

Mom: “Nope. Liver and ice cream! A LOT of liver actually. So I guess you’ve always been a Hannibal. Hannibaler? A bit Hannibaly?”

Me: “Fannibal, Mom.”

Mom: “Oh, that’s cute.”

Originally posted by ifl-hannibal

Tagged by @the-black-goat-of-the-woods

:) thanks!

1. are you named after someone
no, my mother wanted some shitty name for me but people convinced her to change it in the last moment so she picked it randomly
2. when was the last time you cried
3. do you like your handwriting
no lmao
4. what is your favorite lunch meat
i don’t eat meat
5. do you have kids
no, don’t plan to either
6. if you were another person, would you be friends with you
probably not xd
7. do you use sarcasm
8. do you still have your tonsils
9. would you bungee jump
yeah always wanted to
10. what is your favorite kind of cereal
I don’t eat much of that anymore, but I liked cornflakes before, sometimes oatmeal (does it count as a cereal??)
11. do you untie your shoes every time you take them off
not rly lol
12. do you think you’re a strong person
idk i’ve been through a lot of shit but on the inside i feel like imma weak bitch
13. what is your favorite ice cream flavor
hazelnut, but i dig all kinds of icecream
14. what is the first thing you notice about people
their eyes
15. red or pink
16. what is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself
uh…there are very little physical things I like about myself, perhaps least of importance would be the freckles on my arms (i love them, but I also like my eyes and hands)
17. what color pants and shoes are you wearing right now
camouflage pj’s and no shoes im at home u animals
18. what was the last thing you ate
brie cheese
19. what are you listening to right now
Devil Makes Three  - For My Family  

20. if you were a crayon, what color would you be
21. favorite smell
hmm cinnamon maybe? idk i love fruity/spicy smells
22. who was the last person you spoke to on the phone
my mother
23. favorite sport to watch
ice hockey
24. hair color
25. eye color
26. do you wear contacts
no but i considered colored contacts in the past just couldn’t be bothered, plus i don’t need glasses
27. favorite food to eat
28. scary movies or comedy
comedy, most scary movies are ridiculous
29. last movie you watched
hmmmmm i think it was something with bruce willis but i forgot the name
30. what color shirt are you wearing
31. summer or winter
summerrrrrr (i love heat, seaside in the summer and the big blue skies, also summer thunderstorms give me LIFE)
32. hugs or kisses
33. what book are you currently reading
uhh something from John Connolly, a friend rec’d me a lot of his books
34. who do you miss right now
imma pass on that
35. what is on your mousepad
no mousepad, we game like men on lacquered wooden desk
36. what is the last TV program you watched
i don’t watch TV
37. what is the best sound
the sound of rain
38. rolling stones or the beatles
the rolling stones
39. what is the furthest you ever traveled
40. do you have a special talent
existential despair
41. where were you born
it’s a secret ;)
42. people you expect to participate in this survey

@epistaxisxjensen, @justviewinstuffs, @alphagravy, @jumpingonrainbows

littlestwarrior You can eat raccoons!! I wouldn’t want to really, but … you can pretty much eat anything if you put your mind to it! Meat adventure!

“meat adventure” omg

yeah i told him “people do….i wouldnt…unless it was the apocalypse. they are Trashy” and he cackled a little and said “so like me, then” it was fantastic

Aludra and Lacey


Aludra was starting to get back into the swing of living on her home planet again. But having Lacey there made things so much better. She loved her so much, and having the anticipation of knowing they’d soon have a little copy of them to protect and nurture was killing her a little. She wanted things to move faster! She knew it was impossible to do so, but she was just so excited. Getting Lacey to eat, however, was still an issue. But she had an idea to fix that. So one day, she took Lacey out hunting with her.

“Stay low. I’ll show you how it’s done. Once you taste the amazing meat you’ll never stop, trust me.” She grinned. She had been feeding her with fish native to the planet thus far. But the meat of this large cat was bound to change things, or at least… She hoped so.

BTS Reaction to You (gf) Being a Vegetarian

I have been thinking about this reaction for a few days now. I have been a vegetarian for the past 7 years and I know how much the boys like meat, so I thought it would be interesting to think of how they would react. I hope you enjoy <3

I do not own these gifs

-Admin Kat

Jin: “So you don’t eat any meat? Do you eat seafood? Oh well, I like salad.” He would be understanding but a little flustered that he has to change his dinner plans. But would also be happy to learn a new recipe.

Originally posted by rainandfashion

Suga: He would stare at you in horror for a long moment. “No meat whatsoever? How do you live like that?”

Originally posted by jjungkook

J-Hope: He wouldn’t really mind. He would be happy that you cared so much about animals that you don’t want to eat them, but he would find it a little hard to come up with something for you guys to get for dinner. But he would love trying new meatless food with you.

Originally posted by jimiin

Rapmon: He would just nod his head. “That’s really cool. Is it for religious beliefs or just lifestyle preferences?” He would be genuinely curious as to why you became a vegetarian.

Originally posted by rapmon-dongsaeng

Jimin: “More meat for me then!” He wouldn’t really care. He would eat all the meat at the table and share some of his rice with you.

Originally posted by jinned

V: You would have to tell him a few times because he would just stare at you in silence. He wouldn’t quite understand what it meant to be a vegetarian.

Originally posted by jeonjam

Jungkook: “So what do you eat? Tofu? We can eat tofu.” He would be a bit cute about it. He would ask you several questions about why you choose to give up meat and how hard it is. It really wouldn’t change anything though. He would just find more places that had good vegetarian options.

Originally posted by sugageek

rules: complete the survey and say who tagged you in the beginning. when you’re finished, tag people to do this survey. have fun and enjoy!

I was tagged by @dancingstarlight, thank you so much! :)

1: are you named after someone? nope
2: when was the last time you cried? i think it was on monday
3: do you like your handwriting? yep
4: what is your favourite lunch meat? i don’t eat meat so…
5: do you have kids? no
6: if you were another person, would you be friends with you? probably not cause i wouldn’t be able to stand someone with the same habits/personality as myself lol
7: do you use sarcasm? all the damn time
8: do you still have your tonsils? yes
9: would you bungee jump? i don’t think so
10: what is your favourite kind of cereal? corn flakes
11: do you untie your shoes when you take them off? life’s too short to do this
12: do you think you’re a strong person? hm, idk… yes? (i mean emotionally, phisycally hell no)
13: what is your favourite ice cream? strawberry
14: what is the first thing you notice about people? eyes
16: what is the least favourite physical thing you like about yourself? my belly
17: what color pants and shoes are you wearing now? pink pants and no shoes
20: if you were a crayon, what color would you be? purple
21: favourite smell? baking cake, cinnamon, rain
22: who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? my mom
23: favourite sport to watch? none tbh
24: hair color? brown
25: eye color? brown
26: do you wear contacts? no
27: favourite food to eat? pasta, brownie
28: scary movies or comedy? comedy
29: last movie you watched? moana
30: what color of shirt are you wearing? white
31: summer or winter? winter
32: hugs or kisses? hugs
33: what book are you currently reading? the girl on the train
34: who do you miss right now? right now no one
35: what is on your mouse pad? i don’t have a mouse pad
36: what is the last tv program you watched? what not to wear
37: what is the best sound? taylor’s laugh at the end of stay stay stay lol
38: rolling stones or the beatles? hm… idk
39: what is the furthest you have ever traveled? florida
40: do you have a special talent? nope
41: where were you born? são paulo

I tag @breakburnend, @overs-tay-ing, @shabalabas, @slencequitethisloud, @solaharry, @take-that-13-for-luck and @vampsaylor

“Well aren’t you a pretty piece of meat.” Damon purrs, his long tail reaching out to wrap around Day’s waist, pulling her close to his chest. “I’ve never eaten someone as cute as you.” He chuckles, his golden slitted eyes looking down to the much smaller UPR. “What are you doing on the Ring so late at night, didn’t you hear the stories of a monster walking around wanting to eat something that goes by your description?”


Seventeen Hip-Hop Unit react to you being a vegan/vegetarian:

Request: Could you do a hip-hop unit seventeen reaction when he finds out you’re vegan/vegetarian?🙊 I love your writing!

A/N: Thank you so much! I love writing it for you guys. :)) Alright, so I’m not the most educated person on veganism or vegetarianism but I did do a little research before writing this. However, if something I’ve written is completely wrong or offensive, please tell me and I’ll fix it right away!


When you told him you were vegan, he’d be really curious about it because veganism isn’t a common concept in Korea. He’d be so full of questions and would just want to learn as much as possible about it so that if you were ever going out to eat somewhere, he wouldn’t make the mistake of picking somewhere with no vegan options.

“Ahh, I see. So it’s not just meat you can’t eat but anything that comes from an animal.”

Originally posted by satanteen17


Because he’s an eating machine, when he found out you were a vegan, he’d be so curious as to what vegan food tasted like having never tried it before so he’d practically beg you to make him something and would be pleasantly surprised to find out it was far more delicious than he had heard.

“There is no way this is just soy jagiya. It tastes just like real chicken!”

Originally posted by the8ght


When you told him you were a vegetarian, he would become very interested in conjuring up new, exciting recipes for you and would love the look on your face when he surprised you with delicious new dishes.

“You’re going to love what I’ve prepared for you tonight, jagiya.”

Originally posted by littlemingyu


He would be really impressed that you were able to stick to something which requires so much effort and would want to help in some way. So, while he probably wouldn’t become vegan himself, he’d pay a lot more attention to where he was getting his animal produce and cosmetics from, trying his best to buy from cruelty-free suppliers.

“You’re so amazing jagiya. I could never do this.”

Originally posted by the8ght

arcanestardust  asked:

What food do you like most? What special spices do you like? Which do you detest? What food would you never try?


“Hm… I like most food, really! What I like eating the most is fruit, though! It makes me feel healthy and makes me want to work hard! I also really like meat and bread and sandwiches and fish and…!! In all honesty, I just really like food! My favorite spices are chili and cinnamon. And food that I would never try… There aren’t any!” 

Mirio paused for a second as he thought for a moment. “Wait… Maybe… Eyes?? Do people eat eyes??!! I bet that that would be super gross!! I’m not judging those who like eating them, though. There aren’t any spices or kinds of food that I detest! Well, I haven’t eaten them before but maybe I would detest eyes??? I still want to know if people eat eyes!! It sounds gross but I wouldn’t be surprised if people eat them!!”

EXO - you becoming vegan and wanting them to join you

Anonymous said: Imagine you telling EXO you becoming a vegetarian/vegan and wanting them to as well

Thank you so much for the request! I really appreciate it :)


Baekhyun: “That’s great Y/N! Uhh… I don’t know about me though…“

Chanyeol: “Are you sure you can stop eating all the amazing meat I make for you?”…. *pause* … “I sure can’t”.

Chen: *thinking* But… Meat….

D.O: *actually totally up for it* “What do you want me to make tonight? I have the day off”

Kai: “You’re joking right?” … But would then accept it but wouldn’t become a vegan himself because meat.

Kris: “Sure. But please make your own food then. I‘m sorry, but I won’t make two different dishes everyday. - Cause I’m not gonna be vegan right now, it’s too time consuming… Maybe later though”

Lay: *gif*

Luhan: *is dis girl srs?*

Sehun: “When you have the money to buy all that expensive ass food then I’ll be there. But until now, I’ll just stay here”

Suho: *Deep thoughts* “Okay, I’ll join you, but promise you’ll get your proteins! It’s important, and I don’t want you to get sick.”

Tao: *sends eyes to Kai, dis bitch be craycray*

Xiumin: “Sure” nothing else. Just… “okay” and then a smile.


I do think all of them would approve of YOU becoming vegan/vegetarian, but I don’t think all of them would become vegan/vegetarian as well. Thanks for reading!

People don’t realize that eating meat is only “normal” because you’ve been socially conditioned and brain-washed to see it as this normal practice. We all have. Any young child upon meeting a pig or chicken or any barn yard animal immediately wants to pet it, love it, cuddle up with it… and then their parents take them home and shove euphemisms down their throat like “here have these fun Dino nuggets” or “some yummy bacon” but these words and phrases are just here to cover up the fact you’re eating a dead body. You’re eating your friends. It’s so disgusting you can’t even call it what it is. Look at how much advertising these companies need to do to keep people buying the stuff. Some classmates think I’m crazy or I have to work soo hard not to eat meat, but once you see the conditioning at practice and remove yourself from it, it’s as easy as breathing. I don’t see that stuff as food, I see it for what it is. A carcass. A literal dead body that won’t give me ANY nutrients I cannot get from a morally acceptable source.

if u dont want to go vegan/vegetarian because “you dont care about the animals!!!! lolzor!!!” do it because if the meat inustry remains as big we will kill our planet in no time since it stands for 51% of all environmental damage…….. vegetarian/vegan ppl are so much better and smarter than people who are not byeeeeee

a message to vegans

some of you are nice. some of you are awful. Why? because some vegans insist on being down my throat and calling me a bad person for eating meat. Sorry, I don’t want to be vegan. It’s not that I can’t, in fact being vegan is so easy. But! I love cheese, real cheese. I also love eggs, not egg substitutes. I love animals just as much as everybody else, I just don’t see as much harm in eating them as you do. The animals ,when I buy and eat them, were already dead so I'm just taking the body. As bad as that sounds, I don’t know how else to explain it. I just don't want to be vegan. Maybe when I’m older, I might try it. But as of right now, you calling me a murderer and insulting me is not making you look good, and it’s not making me a vegan any faster.