Anakin’s Force Ghost: [looking through binoculars] You…have got to be kidding me.
Obi-Wan’s Force Ghost: What? What is it?
Anakin: Well for one thing, he has my helmet. I’m not even sure how the hell he got his hands on that. Aaaand…he’s singing to it. Oh God. [he covers his face with his hands]
Luke: [shaking his head] Our family is so messed up.
Obi-Wan: [grabbing the binoculars] Did…did you notice his face?
Anakin: What about it? [taking the binoculars back] Oh, wow. They went there, huh? He didn’t actually do that to himself, did he?
Obi-Wan: [scoffs] Probably made his whole year, getting a scar to complete the look.
Luke: [looking through the binoculars, smirking] No, uh, I’m pretty sure that’s what completed the look. [hands them over to Obi-Wan again]
Obi-Wan: [confused] That guy?
Luke: Yes, that red-haired guy. Shhh. Quiet. Listen.
Hux: [in the distance] REALLY, Ren, did you even THINK about what you were saying in that meeting I SWEAR –
Kylo: Oh SHUT UP, you don’t even understand what it’s LIKE to have all these FEELINGS or to have this much POWER, YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS OF ME GOD I JUST WANT TO GO LAY DOWN AND WRITE POETRY! NOBODY HAS EVER SUFFERED AS MUCH AS I AM RIGHT NOW!
Luke: Ben’s really committed to this, I’ll give him that. We Skywalkers do know how to go big or go home.
Anakin: [scowls] I never sounded like that!
Obi-Wan: [hugs Anakin] No, no, of course not. [looks over his shoulder at Luke and nods vigorously]