do you think this was funny se

Things Spanish mothers say:

Nene, ponte la rebeca, que tengo frío - Kid, I’m cold, put on a cardigan

¿Tus amigos no tienen casa? - Don’t your friends have a house? (because she wants them to leave)

“Comida” como respuesta a la pregunta “¿Qué comemos hoy?” - “Food”, when answering the question “What do we have for lunch?”

¿Qué te crees que soy? ¿El Banco de España? - Who do you think I am? The Spanish Bank? (when asked for money)

Bébete el zumo ya, que se le van las vitaminas - Drink your juice before it loses all the vitamins

Ni peros, ni peras - Neither “buts” nor “pears” (sssh it’s funny in Spanish;, to cut somebody trying to give you an excuse starting with “pero” (but))

Un día cojo la puerta, y me voy - One day I’ll take the door and leave

Como vaya yo y lo encuentre… - If I go and find it… (menacingly, in reference to mother’s scary ability to find things you’ve been looking for for hours)

Can’t we just agree how funny this scene is? Like Dally is in the back jumping off the hood and all I can think about is:

Dally:I’m Batman, motherfuckers

Soda:The hell is wrong with ya?

Tim:One day, can you not do weed?!


*gets the daylight punched out of him*

Those flippity floppity arms! 

Pony:There goes my life!

How Date Mark Would Be (Como Namorar o Mark Seria)

~Adm Rabbit~

Edit:  `adm hiyeonji´

  • Mark would be the kind of boyfriend that everyone knows you two are dating but he keeps shy about it // Mark seria o tipo de namorado que todos sabem que vocês dois estão namorando, mas ele continua tímido sobre isso
  • Since he still young i think he could be afraid to do something wrong so he is always worried if you are happy // Já que ele ainda é jovem eu acho que ele poderia ter medo de fazer algo errado, então ele está sempre preocupado se você está feliz 
  • Even being shy Mark would be a funny boyfriend and you two would be always laughing about something // Mesmo sendo tímido Mark seria um namorado engraçado e vocês dois estariam sempre rindo de algo
  • He would be like that male best friend that you have // Ele seria como aquele melhor amigo homem que você tem
  • He would talk with you about everything and would like when you give him advices for his performances, etc. // Ele iria falar com você sobre tudo e gostaria quando você desse conselhos para as suas performances, etc
  • Mark always have a hard time when he gives you some gift // Mark sempre tem um tempo difícil quando ele te dá algum presente
  • Because he really don’t have sure about nothing when it comes about you // Porque ele realmente não tem certeza sobre nada quando se trata de você
  • But his first gift for you was a cute bracelet with his name, and for this one he didn’t thought twice // Mas seu primeiro presente para você foi uma pulseira fofa com o nome dele, e para este ele não pensou duas vezes
  • Mark is always nervous when he goes to your parents house, even if it’s the hundredth time // Mark está sempre nervoso quando ele vai para a casa de seus pais, mesmo que seja a centésima vez
  • You two don’t fight often because, you know, young love is so pure // Vocês dois não brigam muitas vezes porque, você sabe, amor jovem é tão puro  
  • When you or him are upset you just avoid to talk about it // Quando você ou ele estão chateados vocês apenas evitam falar sobre isso
  • And a discussion can be easily resolved with just a tight hug // E uma discussão pode ser facilmente resolvida com apenas um abraço apertado 
  • He hold your hands often and want to carry your things for you // Ele segura suas mãos freqüentemente e quer levar suas coisas para você
  • But he’s too embarrassed to say that he loves you all the time // Mas ele fica muito constrangido para dizer que ele te ama o tempo todo
  • Anyway his eyes shine when he’s with you // De qualquer forma seus olhos brilham quando ele está com você
*˖°✧°˖* bios do gotzinhos7 *˖°✧°˖*

got7 q estais no céu

tudo posso no got7 q me fortalece

se got7 está por vós quem será contra nós

uns confiam na sorte, outros no destino, já eu? eu confio em got7

se já é pecado ser fã imagina ser de got7

um minuto de silêncio pra minha dignidade q foi jogada no lixo assim q virei fazinha de got7

✰*☾ se não gosta que eu fale de got7 me dá um tiro na cara ✰*☾

mil poderão cair ao seu lado, dez mil à sua direita, mas got7 o atingirá

got7 >>> you

rosas são vermelhas violetas são azul eu noa aguento mais ser fã de got7 e tomar no cu

n aguento mais vê as cara linda dos got7, porq cada foto nova eu tenho q segurar o impacto

*♡*∴✧ when you think got7 i hope you think on me *♡*∴✧

to triste pq to sem inspiração pra faze ): foram muitos poucas mais da pro gasto né? amore mio vcs gostaram?

gosto tbm? entoa clica nesse coração ou se quiser aperta nesse tweet em negrito, q ta aqui embaixo!!. (: i lov u xoxo,,,.

acc (: momolandz
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TF2 Ships~ (WIP)

ScoutxScout-> Scoutcest
ScoutxPyro-> Flash Fire
ScoutxSolly-> Batting Helmet
ScoutxDemo-> Hop scotch
ScoutxHeavy-> Heavy Hitters
ScoutxEngie-> Texas Two Step
ScoutxSniper-> Speeding Bullet
ScoutxMedic-> Quick Fix/Blunt Trauma
ScoutxSpy-> Daddy Issues/Cloak & Batter
ScoutxPauling-> Caught Looking
SoldierxSoldier-> Sollycest
SoldierxPyro-> 4th of July
SoldierxDemo-> Boots n Booms
SoldierxHeavy-> Cold War 
SoldierxEngie-> Helmet Party
SoldierxMedic -> Fruit Scones
SoldierxSniper-> Knife Party Huntsman (???)  
SoldierxSpy-> Freedom Fries
SoldierxMerasmus-> Magic Missiles

SoldierxZhanna: East meets West

PyroxPyro-> Pyrocest
PyroxEngie-> Texas Toast
PyroxHeavy-> Bear Grill
PyroxDemo-> Molotov
PyroxSniper-> Why does it burn when I pee?/Hot Shots
PyroxMedic-> Roasted Dove
PyroxSpy-> French Fries
DemoxDemo-> Democest
DemoxHeavy-> ???
DemoxEngie-> Short Fuse
DemoxMedic-> JaegerBombs
DemoxSniper-> Piss Drunk
DemoxSpy-> Bomb voyage
HeavyxHeavy-> Heavycest
HeavyxEngie-> Heavyneer
HeavyxSniper-> Vegemite sandvich
HeavyxMedic-> Red Oktoberfest
HeavyxSpy-> Spoovy
EngiexEngie-> Engiecest
EngiexSniper-> Trucks n vans
EngiexMedic-> Science Party
EngiexSpy-> Napoleon Complex
SniperxSniper-> Snipercest
SniperxMedic-> Bush Medicine/Van Ambulance/Urine Sample
SniperxSpy-> Bloody Suit
MedicxMedic-> Medicest
MedicxSpy-> Gentle Surgery
SpyxSpy-> Spycest

I tried to put order of the ships that are in this fandom and ended up like this. Even when I don’t reblog everything this will be useful anyway, for me and for my followers.

It was really funny to do, and thanks Sugar Tits for your help <3


Requested by anonymous from the Drabble Game.

Number 3.

Author’s Note:

This is surprisingly short!! Hahahah I hope you guys like. Please, don’t be mad at me because of, well, if you read it, you’ll understand what I’m talking about hahahah my imagination is just running wild lately, and I like to run away from clichés and stuff.

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INGLES coloca o @ do crush

you have me all day

not change you nor chocolate

maybe i like you, or maybe i love you

be yourself, i like that in us

love me like you do

i was at the seashore thinking of us

i will always be here

my heart helped find you

is already time for us to embrace

when we lets kiss?

love your bullshit, more i love your smile

LIKE SE GOSTOU, C @nosenswre SE USOU!!!!!!

Lots of Soul Eater headcanons

For khaleesimaka!

imagine soul holding blair up to a mirror when she’s in her cat form and just saying “that you” #i do this to my cat all the time don’t even tell me they wouldn’t do it to blair (via transkamina) (drawing of this!)

blair is genderfluid and uses she/he/they pronouns and sometimes paw/paws if she feels like it :3c + tbh genderfluid blair changing between her female human form and the male form shown in the lust chapter depending on what gender she feels like at the time is my headcanon (via transkamina)

TBH my headcanon is that Blair was a witch’s cat who inherited her owner’s magic after her owner died. (via transkamina)

Weapon hcs because why not

  • weapons are physically more sturdier than regular humans and have more stamina.
  • weapons eat. a lot. like a ridiculous amount and to the point where they don’t even really notice. their metabolism is incredibly high.
  • their body temperatures are higher than a normal human by a solid three or four degrees.
  • their heart beats at a slightly faster rate than of a normal human (but not as much as a reaper) 

(via akouos)

it always seemed weird to me how Lord Death didn’t seem surprised at ALL that Blair was a cat witch, not a real witch whose soul could make Soul a Death Scythe

but like, W H A T IF Blair is sort of partnered with the DWMA. when really young meister-weapon pairs just are too talented, collecting souls too fast, and Lord Death knows they’re about to get their 100th soul, but he doesn’t think they’re emotionally/physically ready, he sends them to the coughcough ‘witch’ Blair

and over the years, she’s donated all of her extra cat souls (nine lives!!) to help partners who were moving too fast (child soldiers) slow down, and Soul ate her 8th soul, so now she’s just– living (via raining-down-hearts)

Post with lots of reblogs about Blair and Maka and period talk (cuter than it sounds)

black star shows up to dinner one day with???a??turtle??? and everyone’s like why do you have a turtle

“I found him on the side of the road he was gunna get hit I couldn’t just leave him!”

and he sets up a big aquarium for the little guy and researches to find out what species he is and affectionately names him Green Star (via akouos) + You can say everyone was

Shell Shocked (via l0chn3ss) + Do you think anybody might have

flipped out? (actually from me this time!)

Maka is a feminist and nothing will convince me otherwise (via z-raid)

Headcanon: Soul’s teeth work like shark teeth, he can lose one and another grows in its place. The first time a kishin breaks his tooth Soul just shrugs and spits it out while Maka flips her shit. (via awesomeasusual) + #i accept this headcanon#and find it a little funny#se headcanon#mostly for maka freaking out#and soul just being like what’s the big deal?#it’s just a tooth#and maka begging soul to go see a dentist to fix it#and soul’s like what for? it’ll grow back#what do you mean it’ll grow back!??#it’s a tooth soul!!#this scene is just entertaining to me (via khaleesimaka, hey that’s you!)

My headcanons about Blair and Maka 

A cute post about Soul being partially Italian

anonymous asked:

Hiya friend~ Um, I was wondering how Kuroo, Bokuto, Hinata and Noya would react if they accidentally hurt their s/o? Like maybe they went in for a glomp and she got hurt somehow in the process? Or they gestured too much and smacked her in the face kinda hard? Thank you. c:

HELLO FRIEND!! I loved writing this I cracked myself up so I hope you like it too!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the funny request I hope you request again in the future!!

Bokuto: “Watch this y/n!” Bokuto was currently showing off for his s/o. He invited her to the gym to watch him practice, right now he was showing off his serves. Y/n nodded respectively as she watched her muscular boyfriend smack another ball over the net. Akaashi was there too to make sure Bokuto actually got some work done. “Hey y/n, I can do it with my eyes closed.” Akaashi snapped his head up “Bokuto I don’t think y/n needs to se-” too late. Bokuto had sent the ball out and right into your face with a loud SMACK. Bokuto froze, Akaashi froze, and you fell to the ground. Then panic ensued. “OH MY GOD Y/N IM SO SORRY! AKAASHI WHAT DO I DO? I KILLED MY GIRLFRIEND OH MY GOD IM SINGLE AGAIN!” Akaashi walked over to you and helped you sit up “Bokuto can you please take your girlfriend to the nurse?” Bokuto was still panicking “I’ve got you y/n I’m so sorry.” He gently lifted you up “God damn it Bokuto we have picture day in two days, and my nose is going to look bad!” Bokuto was relieved that you were talking. “Nah y/n you will look bad ass, and even more sexy.” He took you to the nurse and say with you and told you stories till your mom could come and get you home. After that Bokuto sent you flowers and gifts to say sorry.

Hinata: He was telling you and Kageyama a story about him saving a cat from a tree that morning. Now Hinata loved to gesture as he talked. And as he approached then climax of his story the gestures got even more crazy and violent. You and Kageyama looked at each other figuring you better say something before he hurt himself or one of you. Before you could open your mouth though one of Hinata’s arms went flying straight into your chest. You let out a loud groan of pain and covered your middle. Hinata froze and turned very red, Kageyama also turned red and escused himself out of the awkward situation. “I-I-I’m s-so s-s-sorry y/n!” Hinata was a stuttering mess after seeing how angry you were “Hinata I love you but please can you control the limb flailing? My poor boobs feel like they just got attacked, did you know boobs really hurt when you hit them?” Hinata turned redder still and murmured another apology and gave you a small hug to make up for it. You two then went to find Kageyama so Hinata could finish the story with less gestures this time.

Kuroo: He was always very affectionate to his s/o. However the volley ball player was also incredibly strong. This leads to the occasional injury from love. One night you were out with him and the rest of the team you guys were bowling. You, Kuroo, Kenma, Lev, and Inouka were all on a team. The game was going well you happened to be an Amazing bowler, Kuroo? Not so much. However on one of his turns he managed to score a strike! He was so over come with emotion he hugged you a little too hard. You were knocked to the ground with him on top of you. This lead to Kuroo being a blushing mess trying to help you up, and you having a scratched up elbow. Kuroo of course felt horrible, luckily Kenma had a bandaid on him. He took you over to the side and put the bandaid on your injury. “I’m so sorry y/n, I got a little excited huh?” You just laughed at him “yeah that was quite the hug Kuroo I’m gonna be feeling that for a few days.” After he put the band aid on he quickly pecked it to make it feel better. Then you both went back to bowling.

It was in the middle of training camp for Nishinoya. He had invited his s/o to watch for a bit since she was going out of town for a week. While she was watching he made a rather impressive play! This pumped him up so much that he ran over to you. He picked you up in a hug, then he kissed you. As he kissed you he bit down harshly on your lip. You pulled away “Ow what the hell Nishinoya? That hurt!” As you felt your lip you discovered it was bleeding. Nishinoya had a hard time handling the sight of blood. He passed out at the sight, causing the team to look over at the couple. Tanaka jogged over to help. “Hey y/n what happened?” You had a tissue pressed against your lip now. “My idiot boyfriend got too excited and bit my lip and then passed out when he saw the blood, Tanaka began to crack up, laughing so violently he clutched his sides. Soon the rest of the team joined as they heard the story. Cue Nishinoya waking up to have his team calling him a wild boy and his s/o to be very pouty and with a big ice pack against her face.

anonymous asked:

What did you think about Forwood? I've rewatched some episodes and they were really a cute couple. I was more into SE and any other couple just faded in the background for me but I do think Forwood should have been endgame some how. Julie really messed up the good couples on tvd and at least Forwood had chemistry unlike Steroline.

I did like Forwood, I still think they had the best build-up on the show. It’s funny because I also think the show did the couple dirty by making their relationship immediately about Klaus almost the instant they get together because first it’s the sire bond and then it’s a love triangle and Tyler keeps leaving and coming back and their relationship just devolves into sex so I don’t think we actually see Tyler and Caroline together as a couple but at the same time I think Candice and Michael pulled off that sense of longing between Caroline and Tyler. Like even though they weren’t together much I could understand why Tyler would fight to get back to her and Caroline would hold onto hope because when they did have moments, they were these romantic, passionate moments and if they just overcame the sire bond or if they just killed Klaus or if they just did xyz, then they could have those moments all the time, right? Like that belief was portrayed very strongly and it was earned unlike SC.

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• regina george is my queen

• nas quartas usamos apenas rosa

• se você eh da africa pq vc eh branca?

• vc acha q todo mundo tá apaixonado por vc qnd na vdd todo mundo te odeia

• não tenha relações sexuais pq se vc tiver, vc vai engravidar e vai morrer

• não posso evitar q sou tão popular

• eu descobri que todos me odeiam… eu não ligo

• meu sonho eh ser a regina george

• inveja e sinto da regina q eh loira magra e popular de vc eu sinto eh pena


• In the quarterfinals use only pink

• If you are from Africa, why you are white?

• You think everyone’re in love with you when in fact everyone hates you

• do not have sex, because if you have sex you will get pregnant and will die

• I can not help that I’m so popular

• I discovered that all hate me… I do not care

• My dream is to be regina george

• I feel envious of Regina who is blonde, thin and popular, you I feel is worth


Me perdoem se as frases em inglês estiverem fora do contexto, a culpa é do google tradutor!!!% me perdoem e não desistam de mim

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meus ídolos são “viners” e voce ainda pergunta como é que tá a minha vida?

campanha taylor caniff na minha cama EU APOIO

o carter faz vine gritando voce acha que eu escolhi ser fã desse cara???//

Fã do garoto que tem uma piscina nos olhos

botei Shawn Mendes covers no youtube e olha onde vim parar???

eu só queria saber quem era o cara de olhos azuis

✧ English:

[Nash voice’s] I think I’m funny

You mad or nah?


[Skylynn Voice’s] You can call me green bees

You can’t stop looking at me, staring at me, be what I be, you can’t stop looking at me. So get off my face (◡‿◡✿)


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@HELSHADES  said: Je lis aussi l'italien, tu sais, calme-toi. Vas donc trouver un de tes glorieux psys transitionneurs d'enfants et fais-toi prescrire de quoi de détendre, tu baves de partout. Accessoirement, je demeure à demi fascinée par ta mauvaise foi galopante mâtinée de bêtise ignorante. On se demande à quoi tu sers dans une conversation.

then why are you still speaking French? Oh, right. 

a) I’m not PRO CHILD TRANSITION, btw, which you would know if you, you know, took a minute to udnerstand I’m actually VERY MILD on trans issues for the standard of this site. I think children should in case of dysphoria see a therapist and most therapist would not allow ANYTHING except puberty blocker before 18 yo btw. Inform yourself on what doctors actually do with trans people.

b) Funny how you tell me to calm down. isn’t this what machists said to women who got angry about their rights being trumpled? But I guess only you girls can get angry <33333

c) honey booboo, I got angry because I have respect for the medical profession. At difference YOURS AND OF YOUR FRIENDS. You didn’t even reply to a medical point which says enough.

d) the concept of “dont speak health if you’re not a doctor” is common sense, btw. I am angry because you and your friend lack common sense and give very highly disputables advices to people based on pseudo science. You are like anti vaxxiners. 

e) I have to calm down? You have to tell me what I said wrong, then. What? “Doctors know better than not doctors mental health” or the “if you don’t know which metal problems are mutually exclusive and which not stating they are exclusive is stupid”? Just curious. Oh,w ait, all I said is right. Your arguments are that your friend is right cus shes a woman who has no actual psychological/psychiatrical background and that I’m being mean. Dear, I can get much more vulgar than this, trust me, I’m treating you with all the grace your chicken brain deserves <3

f) XDDD EXCUSE ME? I lit told you your friend gave a bad advice (leaving a doctor), potentially dangerous, doesn’t know WHICH mental problems are exclusive, insisted on denying a diagnosis that a PROFESSIONAL made due to her own shitty bias. You told me to get calming drugs. GEEZ. Who is ignorant, ableist and in bad faith? Look in a mirror, unless you risk to break it.

g) you compared TRANSITION TO MUTILATION. LOL And here I thought biological women had also the ability to CHOSE and THINK and TAKE INFORMATE DECISIONS ABOUT THEIR HEALTH and that, in case of diagnosis from a professional about a clinical problem, they COULD yanno… CHOSE IN CASE? Some trans people don’t even transition due to their own issues (eg work or family). 

Also you know that by calling transition mutilation you also insulted other things that work with the same principle like all types of hormonal cures or hysterectomies and mastectomies done for other clinical problems like cancer? Because dysphoria is a clinical condition, honey, it’s not less than cancer and they are both valid reasons to do the fuck change you NEED to your body.

Now can you get lost or do you need to rim a bit deeper down the asshole of your friend to eat some shit to then sprout at me ? <333

Stiles Stilinski-Take care of her (crossover)

Request:“I was gonna ask for a crossover imagen, teen wolf and the vampire diaries where stiles is your boyfriend but Damon and Stefan have been like you’re brother, very protective of you, for a looong time, longer than you beacon hills and the brothers come to visit and Damon always  gets always on stiles’ last nerve bc he thinks it’s fun whereas Stefan is like “omg stop” but when something happens they do anything to protect you. If you don’t to tvd and just replace it:)”

Your name: submit What is this?

You have never expected to fall in love with a human.You learned from your brothers’ experience with Elena that it never ends good.Your brothers were both very protective and both vampires.In fact, they weren’t your real brothers.They were the ones who found you, a new transformed vampire lost in the eternity, and decided to take care of you.

You three were inseparable, until one day. You wanted to go in some city, named Beacon Hills, without any reason.You just felt that you have to do something there.They weren’t really happy for your decision but they respected it.When you arrived in the city the first person you met was a boy named Stiles. Let’s just say that you got intp a fight with another vampire in the city and police came and took you to the station. There you met this boy and you finally understood why you came here. He was the one you were looking for all these long years.

You soon found out that Beacon Hills was full of supernatural creatures: werewolves, kitsunes, werecoyotes, banshees, hunters, anything you want. Despite your differences, you and Stiles became a couple. It wasn’t a perfect love story but it was your story. Stiles accepted your past. He never judged your choices and never asked you to be someone else.

Of course you had to tell your brothers about this little romance.One night you called them.

“Hi, guys! It’s me. How are you?”

“We are great. Stefan just made the whole city believe that we are vampires so we might have to leave.” Damon said.

“Shut up. It was your fault.” Stefan said.

“Anyway, I have really good news. Are you ready to hear them? Maybe you should sit down.” you told them.

“You are not pregnant, are you?” Stefan said laughing.

“Sometimes I think you forget I am a vampire.” you said.

“Sometimes you forget you are our little sis’ and we love to tease you.” Damon said.

“Very funny, Damon. But seriously now.I have a boyfriend” you said.

“What?!” they both said.

“You heard. I have a happy and healthy relationship with a human.” you said

“Ok Stefan, pack everything we are going to meet our soon to be brother-in-law” Damon said.

“Damon, please…I really love him. Don’t do something stupid.” you whined.

“Me? Stupid? Never. Se you soon.” he said and hung up.


The next morning you were standing on the couch with Stiles, watching a movie when you heard a knock on your door.

“Are you waiting for someone?” Stiles asked.

“Trust me, if I could avoid them, I would.” you told him.

You got up and opened the door to let Damon and Stefan get in.

“Pretty house, kid. Who did you compell to let you stay here?” Damon said.

“Actually, is mine. I know you don’t believe but I had had some money and I bought this beautiful house.” you said.

“That’s amaz….”Stefan tried to say but he was cut off by his brother.

“Enough with small talk. Where is prince charming?” Damon said going to living room.

“Damon, please.” Stefan said following his brother. You ran after them.

“Ummm, Stiles they are my brothers,Stefan and Damon Salvatore. Guys he is Stiles, my boyfriend.” you said.

“Hi Stiles, nice to meet you.” Damon said and for a second you thought that it could actually go well, but then he said. “So you are with my sister, that’s nice. You know what I’m going to do to you if you broke her heart? I bet you don’t. I will use every method of torture that I have learned in my 174 years on you. And trust me , there are a lot.” he said still smiling. Stiles gulped.”Ok… I don’t think it would be necessary. I’m really in love with your sister.”

“Good. Because..”

“Damon, leave the boy alone.” Stefan said.”I’m sorry for my brother. What we want to say is that we invite you to a lunch and start to know each other. What do you say?”

“As long as Y/N comes too and stops him from killing me, sure” Stiles said.

“Good.Then it’s planned.We’ll see you in a few hours then. Let’s meet at a restaurant. It will be neutral ground.” Stefan said.


You and Stiles entered the restaurant and looked for the two vampires.

“I’m scared.” Stiles said.

“You don’t have. They are just really protective. And remember, they can fell fear.” you said, looking around.

You finally found them.You could see Damon’ s smirk when he noticed you.

“There is the happy couple.” Damon said.

“Hi guys.” you said.

“Hi.” they said.

“I think we should order the food because we can’t stay much.” you said.

“Why? The boy has a curfew?” Damon said.

Stiles rolled his eyes and wanted to say something but you stopped him before this situation would become worse.

“No. We have to study. “ you said

“Yeah, I got it. He is afraid so he wants to leave this place as soon as he can. I understand, sweetheart.” Damon said and winked at Stiles.

“No. I’m actually enjoying this.  I never had the opportunity to talk to a vampire.So tell me old man, what you and your old friends do, huh?” Stiles said.

“I may be 174 old but I still look better than you, kid.” Damon said.

“174? Really? I wouldn’t gave you a day past 300. I guess some vampires look older than others. I’m sorry for you.” Stiles said. You hit his foot under the table, like Stefan did with his brother when all these little sarcastics comments started.

“I will be sorry for you after this lunch. You should know that is not good to annoy a vampire, and right now I’m pretty annoyed.

“Damon…stop.” Stefan said.

“Enough. I don’t want to see you fighting. Why can’t you accept that I have found someone who loves me for who I am” you yelled at Damon. You got up and went straight to the door.Stiles wanted to do the same but Stefan said.

“Please Stiles, stay.Forgive my brother. I want to talk to you.” Stiles did as he was said and sit back down on the chair. “I’m sure you love Y/N. I saw how you look at her when she doesn’t notice. I can hear your heart beats when you are around her. I’m really happy that she finally met someone who cares for her. But understand that we have took care of her long before you were even borned. I don’t say that Damon’s behavior is alright because it’s not, but we just love her very much and we want to be sure that she is safe and happy.”

“I know. I’m sorry Damon, for all those comments.” Stiles said.

“Yeah, I think I’m sorry too for saying that I will torture you. I will find other methodes to punish you if you break her heart. Or maybe she will find. She is one of the strongest vampires so you should be the one who needs protection.” Damon said.

“I will be careful with her and I will make her happy. It’s a promise.” Stiles said.

“Fine. Everything is ok, so we should go back to Mystic Falls or other city since Damon revealed our identity.” Stefan said looking at his brother.

“What?! It was you! “ he said.

You were standing near the front door listening everything. You had a big smile when you saw your boyfriend and brothers getting out without any wound or bite.

“I guess your visit here ended.” you said while hugging Stefan and Damon. “I’m going to miss you,boys.”

“Don’t be sad. Maybe we’ll buy a house here. We could go out in week-ends and spent time as a family. I could teach Stiles some vampire’s things.But until then take care of her.” Damon said and patted Stiles on the shoulder.

“We’ll take care of each other.” you said, smiling and waving to the 2 vampires who got in their car and drove to another town, happy that their little sister found true love and happiness.

Jessica Lange’s Commencement Speech

I came across Jessica Lange’s commencement speech for Class of 2008 at Sarah Lawrence College. I found it inspiring and just the right words I needed to hear right now as I sit here pondering about the future and not knowing what I’m doing with my life. I just need to let things go, embrace life and let it take me anywhere.

“This is a day to feel proud and to congratulate yourselves on your hard work and intelligence. And then, to simultaneously give thanks for the extraordinary opportunity that has been given to you, to acknowledge the professors you’ve been privileged to study with, to acknowledge the excellent education you have received in this rarified atmosphere, and then, of course, to give thanks to those who enabled you to be here.

The possibilities and the limitations now spread out before you, whatever field you have decided to go into, whether it be the sciences, the arts, the humanities. You have the opportunity to make a better world, to benefit mankind, to ease the suffering of others, to educate, to heal, to entertain, to illuminate. A new beginning, an arising. How glorious for you!

William Blake wrote, “My fingers emit sparks of fire with expectations of my future labours.”

When I mentioned to a friend that I was writing a commencement speech, he asked me what my theme was. Now that really threw me. Nobody told me I needed a theme. I’m not great with themes, so I don’t have one, per se. I hope you’re not disappointed. I do wish I could be funny or profound; however, that’s wishful thinking. What I have are some thoughts I’d like to share with you. So if it feels random, it probably is.

I look out at your faces and guess most of you graduates are about 22 years old. I think of the world I was living in at that age. Very different from yours and yet, ominously similar.

At 22, for me, the Vietnam war was in its seventh year. Nixon was employing round-the-clock bombing. We were destroying the infrastructure, the people, and the countryside of Vietnam to save it from the Communists.

History repeats itself.

Today, for you at 22, the Iraq war is in the sixth year. Thousands of American soldiers killed. Tens of thousands wounded. Hundreds of thousands Iraqis dead. The infrastructure and land destroyed to save it from (and this is a movable feast) first, tyranny, and then, terrorists.

Now, some of you may feel this is not the proper occasion to make mention of this. However, I would be remiss in addressing a group of young adults if I were to deliberately ignore the political realities that they are faced with.

We are all citizens of a troubled world, yet it is your generation that carries the weight of the future on your shoulders. We are living in an America that in the last seven and a half years has waged an unnecessary war, established prison camps, condoned torture, employed corporate armies, eliminated the right of habeas corpus, practiced extraordinary rendition, and believe me, this is only a partial list—I had to keep myself in check.

I don’t wish to dwell on the misery caused by this administration, but that legacy is being passed down to you. It is a heavy burden to inherit and will require tremendous dedication and hard work to put it right again. You must determine if we are going to measure ourselves on the basis of military might and economic power or if there is perhaps something deeper—more essential in our national character—that needs to be awakened.

We must commit ourselves, wholeheartedly, to the pursuit of peace, equality and justice. This should be the realm of your dreams, the altruistic motivation you go forward with as you are moving towards a world unknown.

I believe you’ve come of age in a complex and confusing time. The commercial forces surrounding you, the absence of meaningful culture, the constant assault by media, fashion, and entertainment. We have become a society that is placated by gadgets, soothed by consumerism and the empty rewards of upward mobility, the celebration of mediocrity and false celebrity, the obscurations of modern life. We need a sea change.

So, I encourage you not to buy into it. Defy conventions and what is expected of you. Create your own definition of success. Don’t let it be judged or guided by someone else’s measurement, by someone else’s expectations or limitations.

You are our hope. So cherish this time in your life. Remember who you are. Because, right now, you have it all: The power of your imagination, the velocity of your dreams, the language of innocence, and the passion of a beginner. Don’t lose it. Don’t let it evaporate or get stripped away or worn away. And, as time passes, if you find you’ve come far away from yourself, allow the breeze of humility to remind you of who you were—who you really are.

Henry James said, “To live is such an art…”

If, from my vantage point now, I could tell my 22-year-old self what I now believe is the most important thing in life (and one I didn’t embrace fully at the time because I was young and willful and reckless), it would be—to be present. I would encourage you, with all my heart, just to be present. Be present and open to the moment that is unfolding before you. Because, ultimately, your life is made up of moments. So don’t miss them by being lost in the past or anticipating the future. Don’t be absent from your own life.

You will find that life is not governed by will or intention. It is ultimately the collection of these sense memories stored in our nerves, built up in our cells. Simple things:

A certain slant of light coming through a window on a winter’s afternoon
-The sound of spring peepers at twilight
-The taste of a strawberry still warm from the sun
-Your child’s laughter
-Your mother’s voice

These are the things that shape our lives and settle into the fiber of our beings. Don’t take them for granted. Slow down for them, they will take root. And someday 20-30-40 years from now, you may be going about your day when by chance the smell of bread baking or the sound of a mockingbird singing will stop you in your tracks and carry you heart and soul back to yourself. Moments of pure happiness, bliss—if you feel comfortable using that word—come upon you unexpectedly. Don’t be too preoccupied to experience them.

We need to slow it all down. I wonder sometimes why we can’t just sit and do nothing. Why can’t we enjoy idleness—the art of doing nothing. Perhaps it’s not in our cultural DNA. We are goal oriented, result driven. Success is measured in how much we can get done.

We seem to have no time for stillness. What is this desperate need we have to fill the emptiness with iPods, Blackberries, cell phones, computers, video games, and television? Perhaps we should ask ourselves, how do we really understand pleasure and happiness? The Tibetan Buddhists have a saying, “Tomorrow or the next life—which comes first, we never know.”

So I encourage you—don’t keep anticipating that your life is up ahead of you. Don’t always be waiting for the next thing. Don’t put all your energies into some idea of the future. And with that in mind, you open the door to endless possibilities. Just allow life to take you on an adventure. Be receptive to the winds of change.

I graduated from high school in a worn-out little mill town in Northern Minnesota. Art was going to be my way out. I went to the University on a scholarship and entered the fine arts program. I imagined I would study—get my B.F.A., go on to get an M.F.A. Devote my life to painting. Then the second quarter of my freshman year the drawing class I wanted was filled. At the last minute I signed up for a photography class. My photography instructor introduced me to his friends, young photographers. They were leaving for Spain to make a documentary about flamenco Gypsies in Andalusia. And they asked me, did I want to come along? Yes, I said.

We lived in Europe for that year. When we returned to the States, we settled in New York. The early SoHo days. They had a friend they introduced me to—a modern dancer from the Merce Cunningham Company—who was starting an experimental theater company. She asked me if I wanted to dance with them. I said yes.

A man who had worked with the great mime master, Etienne Decroux, was in New York and came to give us classes. I fell in love with mime and when I learned Decroux still lived and taught in Paris, I decided to go study with him. With $100 in my pocket, I went to look for this old man. I lived in Paris for the next three years taking classes.

I felt I had finally settled in. I never imagined leaving Paris. At the school, I met some actors from New York. On a return visit to the States I ran into one of them. He asked if I wanted to come along to one of his acting classes to see what it was all about. “Yeah, yeah, why not?” I wasn’t doing anything. I discovered an immediate passion for acting. It seemed to bring everything together for me. I decided to stay and study.

Suddenly, my life was in New York, working as a waitress and taking acting classes. I imagined it would be a long and steady process. I’d start auditioning, first for showcase theaters, then Off-Off-Broadway—work my way up until, finally, someday, maybe Broadway.

Then, one day, I was asked if I wanted to audition for a film. I would have to fly to Hollywood to do a screen test. It was like something out of an old movie. I didn’t want to do film—my life was supposed to be in the theater. But it was winter in New York, I was broke, and my sister was sailing up the coast from Mexico and would be in California—I wanted to go see her. So I said, “yeah, why not? I’ve got nothing to lose.”

They picked me up from my fifth floor walk-up in the Village, flew me to Los Angeles, and took me to MGM to do a screen test. I did it and they gave me the part. And so began a new and totally unexpected chapter in my life.

So, I guess the point I want to make is this—there was no way I could have ever anticipated or planned the twists and turns my life took in those six short years. Sometimes, you just have to let life take you on its glorious journey. And the best time to do it is now—when you’re young and full of curiosity and have no fear. Don’t constrain yourself with expectations of success. Success will be a by-product of the life you lead. All success is individual, and sometimes, as in my case, completely accidental.

So today you are setting off on your next adventure. You are beginning, and what makes beginnings so thrilling is the unknown. What is vital is this initial confrontation with the unknown and how you decide to embrace it. The world is waiting for you. Explore it through your own humanity. Be guided by your higher self. Don’t be dissuaded or discouraged, but do allow yourself to be sidetracked if that’s what you want. Get off the fast track, off the grid—go out and wander.

I hope that you will commit yourselves to the pursuit of peace—to the practice of tolerance and compassion. And be good stewards to our precious Earth. I wish you all the courage to have an adventurer’s heart and a life lived in the moment.

Thank you.”

— Jessica Lange

Tired (Jongin/Kai x Reader Fluff/Angst?)

Summary: You love your bestfriend. He loves you. And the both of you are just so tired.

((Note: Ahhhhh. Happy late late late Kai Day ^^ This was suppose go up on his birthday but- *Sigh* I’m very dispointed in myself and idk about this one bc I’ve never done something like this ever before but tell me what you think! Also… I would like to dedicate this scenario to @ultra-foodlxver since she is so lovely and a ultra-Jonginlxver (lol see what I did there? I’m not funny) Anyway… Enjoy!))

It was a cloudy autumn day. The weather was slightly chilly and the leaves helplessly flew off the branches of dying trees. Everyone else might just say that this type of weather is just plain gloomy and overall ‘shitty’ per se, you on the other hand thoroughly enjoyed what this type of weather had to offer. It was the perfect weather to do everything in, in your opinion. Which was exactly the reason why you were currently all tucked into the comfortable corner of your couch, dressed in a too large of a knitted wool sweater, hair up in a completely deformed bun, warm jasmine tea settled on the coffee table beside you as you typed away on your laptop. You were typing up your latest blog post about the various lip colors everybody and everyone should try out for this cozy season and it was just about done. You worked as a fashion and lifestyle blogger, writing each and every week about beauty and style related things, you also worked at a fashion magazine, occasionally writing articles for them. But you’d much rather focus mainly on your blog, it being your absolute passion. You enjoyed this job most. You loved this job mot. 

You grinned away as you typed up you last sentence, all it needed now was some revision and it’ll be all ready to post. But that was when faint knocks sounded on your door causing you stop typing at the keyboard and instead glance up towards it with confused brows. You weren’t expecting anybody today… 

The knocks repeated yet again, this time, a little bit louder, assuring you that there was definitely someone at the door. You placed your laptop aside and reached for your glasses as you got up and headed towards your front door. You were about to look through the peephole but from the other side, a voice oh so familiarly called out loud and clear, “Y/N, it’s me.” 

Kim Jongin. Your best friend. 

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anonymous asked:

Why each type can't sleep at night? Stereotypes welcome :)

Si: “What if there are ghosts watching me while I sleep?” <avoids looking into the dark corners of the room>

Ni: “Everything must must must turn out perfectly perfect tomorrow.”

Ti: “I must keep analyzing this tiny thing that nobody but me cares about.”

Fi: “Do I worry too much? How much is too much?”

Se: “What if they figure out that I’m a complete fraud? Oh well zzzzzzzz”

Ne: “That was so funny I can’t stop thinking about it but holy shit I only have a few hours left I better fall asleep now but I can’t oh god why can’t I fall asleep am I asleep now nope how about now nope you know what would be awesome… oh no I only have an hour left…”

Te: “Did I remember to do that thing?! What if they discover my dirty secret?!”

Fe: “I think that I saw the cashier give me a dirty look today, it was just a split second but I definitely saw it, or did I, but I go there all the time, oh god, what if I see them again next time, should I still be nice, like what if I imagined it, but maybe I did do something offensive without realizing it, I should get them a gift or something just in case, but what should I get…”

a year of matilda, part 1 - the original four matildas

obviously, if i’m going to have to do this, i’m going to have to start with the most important part of the show - the adorable, supremely talented matildas.

most of the girls i saw on more than one occasion had at least one off day, and that’s to be expected with any performer, but especially performers who are young, inexperienced and only doing two shows a week.  i’ve made it clear that i have high expectations for all broadway performers, including children, but while there are matildas i liked and matildas i didn’t, all of them are clearly exceptionally talented girls, and i wish all eight of them the best of things to come.

and if there are fewer things about a particular girl, it doesn’t mean i liked them less; more likely it means i saw them the fewest times and had the least chance to pick out specific things i really loved.

i’ll go in the order that i saw them, because i have no better ideas.

best sophia moments:

- the one i always mention; the first time i saw the show, the bedroom set broke while it was meant to pull back.  it was an incredibly loud crack and scared the bejeezus out of the audience; i can’t imagine how scary it was for a performer inches away from it!  but my god, she didn’t bat an eye.  she just kept going with the song until she was told to clear the stage, then started again with absolutely no hesitation.  if she was rattled at all, you couldn’t tell.  nine years old!  so much poise and confidence.

- her faces during naughty were always hilarious.  her matilda wasn’t sassy overall, but in that song, you could see the charming little girl behind the put-on facade.

- you would swear quiet was written for this girl to sing.  every single time, she hit each note flawlessly and beautifully.  at one show, the annoying phone-using woman next to me nudged her companion and whispered “she’s INCREDIBLE!” and i had to forgive her for being so darned annoying.

- “the was badgers.  it was a programme about badgers."  god her delivery of that line had me on the floor every time.

- her stoicism in the role was really effective.  her face was often a mask, but her eyes showed everything.  you knew this was a little girl who was going to be just fine dealing with her horrible family, but it broke your heart all the same.

- when miss honey says "i’m not strong like you, matilda,” sophia is the matilda where that line felt the most natural, because sophia’s matilda wasn’t emotionally dependent on miss honey - in fact, she seemed to have shut off her emotions entirely, which made the emotional moments she did have very powerful.  for example, when she said “he calls me a liar, and a cheat, and a nasty little creep,” she looked ready to cry, and the fact that she’d been so stoic up until that point made it even sadder. 

- she seemed to feel so sorry for miss honey during my house.  it seemed more like pity than sympathy, in a weird way, like matilda felt bad for her but at the same time was kind of thinking “but you’re a grown-up; you don’t have to take this!  what’s with you??"  sophia’s matilda was completely self-sufficient in every way, especially emotionally, and she seemed confused about why miss honey kept putting up with abuse and indignity AND let herself be hurt by it. 

- of all 8 girls, sophia is the one who always, always got a huge response from the audience, even moreso than ripley.  they just loved her.  i still smile thinking about the older gentlemen i overheard while i was leaving the theatre loudly declaring "that little girl is going to be in movies and on television!" 

best milly moments:

- not really a moment per se, but i can’t NOT mention this kid’s voice.  SO huge and powerful, with remarkable control.  and her accent always sounded terrific.  I can’t recall ever hearing it wobble in the slightest. 

- her "i know!  i know what you can do!  you can pretend you’re an elf!” was so.  damn.  funny.  she sounded like she was really enjoying screwing with her father. 

- of all the matildas, milly seemed the most vulnerable to me, and it was incredibly sad.  she seemed so hopeful that her family would come around, and every time they failed her she’d wilt a little more. she also seemed the most convincing as a little girl of only five of the original girls, despite being quite tall.

- her delivery of the escapologist’s lines in her stories were so convincing somehow.  she really sounded like a grown man; not so much in sound (i mean, she still is a little girl) but in the way she said the lines. 

- her naughty reprise was heartbreaking.  though she wasn’t my favorite matilda, she’s the one who made me the saddest.  i spent the entire show wanting to run onstage, punch her parents in the face and take her home with me. 

- her quiet on the obc recording is one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever heard.  initially i was disappointed sophia hadn’t recorded it.  but it was just stunning, so emotionally raw and pure, and perfectly sung.  i get tears in my eyes every time i listen to it. 

unfortunately, i only saw milly once, and that was over a year ago from a pretty bad seat, so my memories of her aren’t very strong.  but she’s a remarkable girl and i’m so happy to see her continued success. 

best oona moments:

- it’s been said a million times, but oona’s facial expressions were brilliant.  she has such an animated face, and she could make you laugh or cry in an instant.  and she was always in the moment, reacting to every little thing going on around her.  she WAS matilda from beginning to end.

- her naughty was so joyful and entertaining, i just grinned from start to finish.  especially her face during the last part when she was jumping on the bed with a huge ear-to-ear grin.

- she started the show off sassy and bright-eyed, but she slowly got gloomier and gloomier after her father ripped up her book until she was nearly catatonic by i’m here.  it was genuinely harrowing, and made her journey to miss honey all that much sweeter in the end.  and i thought it displayed a really thoughtful approach to the role and showed that she was really thinking about it and truly becoming matilda. 

- likewise, her lies to mrs. phelps started off coming easily to her, but as it went on, she got more and more tense and nervous and awkward and until her body was completely rigid with the delivery of “you’re like winning the lottery." 

- her somber delivery of the third story was probably the saddest matilda moment in any of the shows i’ve seen. 

- the anxiety and rage-fueled first part of quiet gave me goosebumps.  that kid is intense. 

- she and lauren ward worked SO well together.  you bought them as completely totally in love with each other.  (not in a romantic way, obvi, but as mother and daughter.)  and oona looked so disappointed in her when miss honey refused to go to the police. 

- she looked so proud of miss honey when she held her hand out to her and escorted her offstage, like she was thinking "finally!  you did it!" 

oona is the other matilda i saw only once, and i’m so glad we have a video to remember her by.  there was something incredibly special about oona, and she’s always the matilda i find myself wishing i had seen just once more.

best bailey moments:

bailey bailey bailey, this girl is flawless; picking just a few things is going to be hard!  but i’ll try.

- bailey has a phenomenal grasp of subtlety in acting.  both times i saw her, her emotions were very realistically layered - you could see the entire spectrum of what she was feeling at any given time.  she seems to have an instinct for when to play something big, when to keep things quiet, and her comedic timing was always impeccable.  of the original four i’d say she seemed the most polished and professional, but not to the point of being off-putting; her matilda was still a very real little girl.

- when she sang "i just wish they’d stop” she was sobbing while she was singing.  i have absolutely no idea how she managed to do that without messing up her breathing, but it was completely heartbreaking.  i had tears in my eyes through the whole song. 

- she was SO scared of her father, gulping and gasping and cowering from him; yet she had NO fear of the trunchbull.  she just looked at him with the most intense loathing i’ve ever seen; it was almost a little scary seeing it coming from a little girl.

- her relationship with miss honey was SO sweet and she worked brilliantly with jill paice.  while she didn’t give a crap about miss trunchbull, she seemed terrified of being rejected by miss honey.  when she was blamed for the cake incident, she looked completely panicked, and instead of looking at miss trunchbull, she looked at miss honey when she said “no i did not!”, her eyes wide and wild and pleading to be believed.  while her matilda is very precocious and strong, she’s so desperate to be loved, and her demeanor completely changes in miss honey’s presence.  her body relaxes, she smiles, her eyes soften, and she looks at her like she’s the only person in the world. 

- her stories were incredible.  she would start off each story seeming very much like a little girl trying to work through her horrible childhood, and slowly, the stories would start to gain their own life and she would be swept away, confident, enthusiastic and having the most fun she’s ever had in her life, really appearing to be channeling these stories and characters. 

- she’s also REALLY funny.  when frenie declared her her best friend, bailey made this face like “um, i never said i was going to go along with that, you crazy person…oh what the heck, i want a best friend, sure!"  and during the smell of rebellion, when she was holding the pose in the spotlight and ben glared at her, she made a face and pointed down at the mat like "oh, you…wanted me to fall on my face like everyone else, not succeed?  my bad!"  and of course her facial expressions during naughty were terrific.

- her dancing was impeccable

- i’m taking this verbatim from something i posted about bailey’s final show, because i don’t think i can say it any better:

i usually think of miss honey as the calm presence in matilda’s life.  but jill as miss honey completely loses it during this scene, and with bailey’s sweet, empathetic presence rather than being off-putting it’s very affecting.  bailey on her knees watching jill has the uncanny feeling of a priest hearing confession.  it’s a truly unique moment between performers and i don’t know that it would work with another matilda or another miss honey.  but for them, *matilda* being the calm in miss honey’s storm worked poignantly and perfectly.

so that’s my take on the best moments for the four original matildas.  please let me know if you agree, disagree, think i missed anything, etc.  i’d love to hear about what you loved most about the matildas you saw! 

and if you read all this, don’t forget to like it to be entered in my playbill giveaway!  and stay tuned for the next entry, about paige, ava, ripley and gabby :)