do you think this is a game though

anonymous asked:

Do you play any games that you don't record? Any mmos? I am afraid to try to start recording videos personally because I don't want my hobby to feel like it's becoming work.

Not very many, honestly. I’ll go through a phase where I’ll play something daily for a week or two, but it usually fades away pretty quick.

I don’t know that it’s just because gaming is part of my work, though. It’s definitely a factor, but I also have a lot of other things besides gaming that I like to do in my free time. Alsoooo I don’t let myself take very many days off, or allow myself game time. I need to get better at that.

I don’t think starting to record games will automatically feel like work, though. It’s when you start putting deadlines on things, and forcing yourself to record/work on gaming stuff when you’re really not in the mood that it starts being tedious. If you just record yourself whenever you actually want to, I think you’d probably be alright. And you could always call it quits if you feel like you’re losing your hobby.

anonymous asked:

I lovvvvvve the way Mulder says "Scully you looked so ADORBS just there" and I've watched it over and over. Scripted or Duchov? I reckon Duchov, and it reminds me of David calling Gillian adorable at Paley after watching the clip <3

I kinda also think this is a Duchov, because Glen Morgan even said that DD and GA wanted to improv all over the place and he just let them do it, so even though that sounds like a clear-cut case of Duchovny even in a vacuum, I have an even stronger feeling that it is knowing that they were ad-libbing all over the place in this. (and by “this” I mean This. GLEN WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME)

Also, “adorbs” is the exact type of cool lingo that I haven’t actually heard anyone say in like 7 years that I feel like DD would enjoy ironically appropriating. 😂 (Counterpoint: Glen Morgan is about the same age and so the same could apply to him.)

In conclusion, I’m going with Duchovny. 

When I first read this post I took it very literal. I didn’t go into someone’s ask and send them something but actually went to my friends and family sending them things like “hey guys I hope you know I love you and I’m happy you’re in my life.”

Even though I knew Mark was posting something that was meant to be a funny thing to spread around our fandom it made me think that I actually don’t say things like “I love you” to people that often so I decided to do that instead of sending people stuff in their ask box.

From what I’ve seen from posts about this little game mark made it has scared quite a few people cause of what they received in their ask box and has been leaking into other fandoms when it shouldn’t. Maybe we could look at this post as a really good thing instead of just a game and send people we love positive messages.

Letters to the Signs

Aries: You’re trying to do so much in such little time, but darling take a breath it will be okay. Time is still time you can’t change it even if you waned to. Everyone’s fighting for something, but you’re fighting yourself. Don’t do that because everything will be alright in the end

Taurus: Love is tough, love is rare to find but when you find that special someone s/he’s going to be like finding a diamond on the street: unexpected, inconvenient, but something you will never let go of

Gemini: You’re scared about the future. You’re scared you’re not enough. BUT YOU ARE. BABY YOU ARE. Don’t try and be someone you’re not because you can only be the best version of yourself

Cancer: The past tends to hold onto you. You scream of high hopes and sweet dreams. It’s the best thing about you, but baby don’t let it hurt you. Keep moving forward because things that are meant to be will work out eventually. Work for what you want but don’t hurt yourself more than you have to

Leo: You’re busy getting your life together. You want to party and socialize but you life is taking a toll on you. Balance in your life is important. Make sure to cherish yourself and others equally. Even when life is tough, you got this. I believe in you

Virgo: School and work, school and work, that’s what your life revolves around. What’s a bath? You don’t know. How do your pamper yourself? No idea. Live a life that you want! Don’t be afraid to take risks. Nothing is a bad as it seems

Libra: You socialize and smile but on the inside you feel isolated and sad. Don’t surround yourself with negative people. People who are supposed to be in your life will be there. Not everyone and everything is permanent. Some are there simply to help you grow

Scorpio: You want things to work out but you’re scared! You’re not used to vulnerability, and you’re scared to let people see you for who you truly are. You’re wonderful and beautiful cutie, don’t let anyone else think otherwise

Sagittarius: You think that everyone is distancing themselves from you because you’re distant from them. All you want is to be loved. Don’t worry. You’re funny, and witty and the life of the party. People will love you as long as you tell them you love them too

Capricorn: You’re so confused all the time. People think you know what you’re doing but you’re so frustrated all the time. Don’t think about other peoples opinions because your life is yours so live it. Don’t worry about what others think

Aquarius: Do you ever feel like you’re ahead of your game but behind everyone else at the same time? You feel like you’re missing SOMETHING but you’re not sure what it is. What you’re missing is confidence babe! You’re doing great and you’re gonna keep doing great things i promise xo

Pisces: What you want to do seems so unattainable right now. You feel like no one supports you, not even yourself. Everything will work out as planned if you keep going though. Love is something you should fight for, not back away from even when it gets hard. You got this darling

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This one wouldn’t let me go until I got it out. It hit me as soon as episode 114 ended, and I’ve worked on it in bits and pieces since. I wish I had the time to make it true to what’s in my head, but other projects demand my attention. A lot of artists have been doing fan art of that episode, which is a testament to how powerful it was as a whole.

But this part was what hit me hardest. I took a lot of liberties with combining IC and OOC stuff with my own personal take on it, but I hope it comes across as at least a fraction of how the moment hit me. These characters are amazing and I will deeply miss them, but it’s the players and GM that make everything special. I can’t wait to see what’s ahead, both the bitter and the sweet.

Oh, and as a note, I don’t ship Vax and Scanlan, though if you do that’s cool. But one thing I love about Vox Machina is the open, raw love they have for one another, both platonic and romantic, that makes them family. Their expressions of that (and especially the players’ affection outside the game) reflect something we all need more of, and I think that’s part of what makes it all so compelling. <3

When your schizophrenic friend talks about delusions or hallucinations

Don’t:

  • Tell us it’s real.
  • Add more information or details to our delusions.
  • Try to take control of or change our delusions.
  • Give us examples of what it could be besides a delusion or a hallucination as in “what if these shadow people you see are ACTUALLY ghosts.”
  • Tell us that we’re stupid or crazy or dumb or sick for believing what we see and think is real.
  • Tell us not to talk about it.
  • Confront us with the fact that it isn’t real and that we’re sick unless you’ve talked to us first about whether that helps and gotten our permission. You’re not our therapist and we might not need or want you to confront our illness, we might just want you to be supportive and listen.
  • Dismiss or invalidate our thoughts and experiences. They’re very real to us.

Do:

  • Ask us what we need from you - do your friend need and want you to confront them with the fact that they’re sick and it isn’t real or would you doing that make everything worse?
  • Listen and be empathetic. Example: “wow, that must be scary, I totally get that you’re upset - can I do anything to make you feel better?”
  • Tell us that what we see and hear can’t hurt us and that we’re safe even though we’re experiencing these upsetting things.
  • Try to distract us - ask if we want to do something active with you like playing a board game or going for a run or going to the mall to get our minds off things and connect us to reality.
  • Understand that what we think and experience is real to us.
  • Help us feel safe and let us be weird in the attempt to feel safe. Let us pour salt on the floor if it keeps the demons away, give us water from and unopened bottle if there’s something wrong with the water in the taps, taste our food to check if it’s poisonous and help us cover the cameras so they can’t watch us.
  • Let us talk about it. We have the same need to share and talk about our thoughts and experiences as everyone else and sometimes we just need someone to listen without judging or invalidating us.

Double Trouble { Unknown x Custom MC/OC x Ray }

Why choose just one, when you can have both~?

Even though these two do share a body in the game, I wanted to draw them as separate people for this piece because I do think they’re both very different to the point where they could be different people.

…I also happen to love them both very much. I don’t think I could choose between the two of them.

Those of you who are sad there’s no redhead Saeran, that was the original plan but it was kind of difficult to fit him in. I thought about putting him behind my MC but you wouldn’t be able to see much of him and it would make the drawing look out of balance and too chaotic.

So, which one do you prefer? The marshmallow boy or the edgelord?

- Admin Strawberry

Sorry, I'm... uh... blind?

Context: Still a little new to DnD, our DM decided to have a little impromptu session with characters that we made on the spot after raiding Mr. DM’s house. We had a half elf rogue (me), a dragonborne barbarian who wants to be a doctor, and a high elf sorcerer trying to convert people into his religion about Cthulhu. In the story, me and the barbarian visits the sorcerer because the barbarian wants to learn about this special medicine that this sorcerer supposedly knows. But during a mishap of trying to summon Cthulhu, we’re all sent to the other side of the world. 

Rouge: Oi! Asshole (the sorcerer)!  Look at what you done! Thanks to your stupid spell, we’re in some weird place! Tell us where we are!

Sorcerer OOC: Do I know where we are?

Dm: Yep.

Sorcerer: I don’t know what you mean! My spell was going perfectly till you two morons appeared! Don’t just throw accusations like that! For all I know, you could have done something, you dirty thief. Why don’t YOU say where we are?

Rouge: You-! Doc (Barbarian), I’m gonna shank him! We can’t trust him! I can tell he’s hiding something! (rolled insight and got a decent roll)

Barbarian: Now young Mills (my character’s name), let’s not-

Sorcerer: See! Throwing out threats like a villain! How can we trust you? Huh? Look, you’re a thief with sticky fingers! You took my staff!

Dm: Did you actually take his staff?

Rouge OOC: Ha ha, no. 

Sorcerer OOC: Wanna bet on it?

Dm: *sighs* roll off. 

*I got a high number while the sorcerer gets a 2*

Barbarian: Er… sir. I see that your staff is, right next to you.

Rouge: See! This guy is crazy! Let’s just leave!

Sorcerer: No wait! I’m sorry for saying that… the truth is… I am.. uh, blind.

*Everyone at the table starts laughing*

Rouge OOC: Ha, ha, ha. That’s such a bullshit statement. Can I do insight on that?

Barbarian OOC; Ha ha, me too? After watching that whole stupid argument, I can’t let him slide on that. 

Sorcerer OOC: *looks away from the table* How can you doubt a blind man?

*Me and the Barbarian roll but I got a nat1 and he got a 2*

Rouge and Barbarian OOC: Shit.

Rouge: Oh my god! Why didn’t you tell me sooner! I’m so sorry for my treatment, here, I’ll hold your hand and guide you through the forest. Do you want me to carry you?

Barbarian: Yes, I am so sorry for doubting you.

Sorcerer: Hmpt! Why would I hold hands with such a dirty and gross thief-

Dm: Roll for it. See if you actually think Mills is ugly or not.

*Sorcerer rolls and gets a nat1. The entire table dies laughing*

Sorcerer: Oh my- I mean *looks me up and down* I don’t mind if that thief is you though *Actually takes my hand and feel me up irl and in game*

Rouge, both in and OOC: YOU GUYS. HE’S FEELING UP MY HAND. HIS HAND IS SO SWEATY. 

Sorcerer: Shhh, accept me. Don’t you find me attractive too? *rolls charisma and gets another nat1. His glamour spell disappears suddenly to reveal a shriveled up elf*

Rouge: DOC. SAVE ME!

Barbarian: Ugh-! Oh gods! Er, stay strong, young Mills. We’ll find a town soon! *runs ahead to leave the rouge and sorcerer behind*

What I Read This Week

(7/8/17)

(Sorry for the late posting!) I read some amazing fics this week, and I can’t wait to share them with you!

Open At The Touch by kiaronna, Teen, 6.5k
Maybe Nishigori got ahold of a lock of Viktor’s hair, and some Polyjuice potion. Maybe it’s all an elaborate prank. With this as his only reasonable explanation, he steps forward, snags Viktor by his robes and tugs him in. There has to be an explanation, mystical and magical or medical, for the best Seeker in the Quidditch world showing up at his door; something besides his portrait, which won’t stop talking to Yuuri anyway.

I LOOOOOOOVED this HP AU! So cute and funny, and also angsty??? One of my favourite HP AUs yet!

The Roommate Trap by impolitecanadian, Mature, 2k (WIP)
Victor doesn’t believe in marriage. So when Chris, his best friend and roommate of 6 years, tells him he’s going to have to move out so he can get married, Victor is reasonably upset. Good thing Victor’s upstairs neighbour is looking for a roommate and maybe a little (okay, a lot) more.

I saw this recommended to me on fan rec friday’s and I thought I would give it a shot! Already entertaining so far, I can’t wait to see what happens next! I also love how it’s set in Canada, that’s pretty cool haha!

28 Tuxes by vodkawrites, Teen, 32k
While planning his 28th wedding, Yuuri begins to wonder if he can ever find love for himself.

I. AM. SOBBING. I LOVED THIS FIC SO MUCH!! The ending had me shook, laughing, crying, screaming!! I loved it!

What Now? by shereadsthestars, Mature, 15k (WIP)
Viktor Nikiforov, Niki to his closest friends- well, closest friend, singular, prefers to keep his nose clean.He’s not the type to hold a strong presence in the room, or even dominate the conversation. He’s quiet, and mindful. And would really just like to finish out the rest of his college career in peace. So it’s no question that his unwavering, slightly over-the-top infatuation with one Yuuri Katsuki is a bit of a problem.

So you all know I’m the biggest fan of college/university AUs, so I had to read this when I saw it on FRF! I love how it’s a reverse AU, I am so obsessed with shy/studious Victor!! (The long hair is also a big bonus haha) Thumbs up!

Much To Do About Everything by DiAnna44, Teen, 5.4k (WIP)
Victor and Yuuri don’t like each other. Which is, of course, perfectly acceptable. Except they never shut up about it, and Phichit and Chris, who are both tired of hearing about it and tasked with the duty of being the wonderful best friends that they are, decide to finally do something about it. Starfleet Academy/Star Trek AU.

GIVE ME ALL THE STAR TREK AUs!!! I love this fic already, the rivals aspect is giving me LIFE! I cannot wait to see where the story goes!

Jackpot by Ashida, Explicit, 5.6k
”Did you think you could get away with it again, Yuuri? Or are you getting greedy?“ Victor drawled low, taunting, trying to bring that person he knew out so they could keep playing.There was no point in Katsuki Yuuri denying it though, they’d played this game for years now. "Maybe I just wanted your attention?” Yuuri looked up and smirked something mischievous, something sinister. That guise melted into the wicked thing that Yuuri was, and Victor knew he was the one who’d been caught.

*fans self* Oh my lord this is SUCH a good one-shot! Gambler extraordinaire!Yuuri??? Married to a rich casino owner Victor??? This. Is. Everything.

the rough with the smooth by sixpences, Explicit, 5.9k
Yuuri grows a beard. Victor loses his mind. So does the internet.

So this is the second beard fic I’ve read and I am obsessed!!!!!!!!! Seriously obsessed. I didn’t know I needed Yuuri with facial hair until now. How did I live my life before this?

You were too much (then all at once you were just enough) by BoredMoose, Teen, 8.3k
You Barged Into My Dorm Room At 4 AM Drunk Off Your Ass And Begged Me To Sleep On The Floor Because You Couldn’t Remember Where Is Your Room!AU 

This was such a fun and entertaining fic! Light and easy read, you have to check this out!

Falling For Your Charms by Reiya, Teen, 12k (WIP)
Professor Katsuki’s crush on Professor Nikiforov is supposed to be a great secret. So naturally, the whole school knows.

I was really feeling the Harry Potter AUs this week, apparently, and I’m so glad I was! This is SUCH an amazing fic by one of my favourite authors, and made me fall in love with this AU all over again. Must read!

‘cause i know you’re worth it by missmichellebelle, Gen, 2.3k
Victor has imagined this moment a million times. He never imagined it being so very spectacularly terrifying.

The sequel/part 2 of the post-it note office AU that everyone fell in love with! This was so cute and a lil angsty! It wrapped up very nice and sweet, though. Love!

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Here’s to another week of great fic reading! Be sure to give the authors some love!

Davenport: Right, down to business. So what do we know about the Hunger?

Magnus: He has fun hurting people, so his evil heart tells him he’s doing it for a good cause. I’ll be the one to take him out.

Merle: He has a house, and likes Wii Sports.

Davenport: Really, who doesn’t though?

Magnus: Um, the homeless sir, have some tact.

Taako: Good job on the wack intel, Merle.

Merle: What, you don’t think that’s strange???

Lucretia: Wii Sports is a good game, Merle.

Lup: It’s five good games.

Barry: Can we please stop talking about Wii Sports

Voltron Headcanons~

-Lance used to make really shitty, low quality videos with his siblings and posted them on youtube.
*They had like 40 subscribers and they were all family members except for Hunk.
*When Lance became a paladin he started recording himself talking about his day every day so his family wouldn’t miss anything even if he never went back.
*The only one who knows he does this is Pidge, because she accidentally heard him when she was in the vents.


-Pidge is ALWAYS in the vents. She thinks they’re very useful in battle and to get information.
*She wanted to get back at Hunk for reading her diary.
*She’s still crafting her plan.
*She has some good blackmail material, tho:
~Shiro’s eyeliner actually takes about two hours to get right, that’s why he always wakes up first.
~Keith spends an hour looking at himself in the mirror and trying to fix his hair every time Lance insults it.
~Lance actually likes Keith’s hair (see: Lance talking to himself and recording it).
~Allura spends all the time she’s in her room doing weird poses on the bed and she falls at least three times per day.
~Hunk has nightmares with Iverson and will wake up screaming not to fail Lance again.

*She hasn’t been able to find anything about Coran, though.


-Keith is lactose intolerant.
*Which means he’ll eat as much dairy as he’s physically able to in space.
*Pidge thinks it’s funny. Lance has an ongoing migraine.


-They have inside jokes.
*The goo is hot and burns Hunk: “Goo, I can’t believe you would do this to me. We had a BONDING MOMENT. I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS.”
*Pidge and Shiro will randomly shout: “YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THOSE PEAS, DAD. "The rest of the team is very confused.
*Pidge: VOLTRON DRINKING GAME! You drink every time someone rejects Lance. Keith: Pidge, do you actually want to die? Lance screeching in the distance.
*Allura actually asked what the quiznak a British was when Pidge commented on it. Lance hasn’t stopped laughing yet.


-Hunk’s cooking abilities come from his moms, who owned a family restaurant in their hometown.
*When Lance went to visit and first ate their food he cried.
*Similar reaction to Hunk’s when he visited Lance’s family.
*The day those families get together it’ll be madness. (Hunk: Delicious madness).


-Keith and Pidge are best friends.
*They first bonded over their beef with the Galra.
*Then about being sad with no family.
*Then about how annoying Lance was.
*By the time Keith started talking about Lance more than to say he was annoying, Pidge was too invested to ignore him.
*If she has to hear one more line on Lance’s eyes she’ll murder someone, though.
*She’s tired.


-Pidge goes by both binary and non-binary pronouns.
*She doesn’t care.
*He doesn’t care.
*They don’t care.
*She’ll fucking fight you if you assume based on stereotypes.
*Someone: but you look like a boy! Pidge, wearing a "feminine” outfit: Bitch, you thought!


-Shiro loves reading.
*His favourite book is Pride and Prejudice.
*He owns a copy that looks like it’s been run over by a truck.
*Keith once tried to convince him to replace it and that was the first day he feared for his life.


-Talking about books, favourite books:
*Lance’s favourite book is The Fault in Our Stars.
~Try to talk badly about it and he’ll fight you.
~If you make a reference to it, he will cry.
~“Maybe Voltron will be our always.” “DAMN IT, PIDGE!”

*Hunk’s favourite book is a cooking book his mom got for him when he was like 8.
~He’s not much of a reader unless it has to do with cooking and or engineering.
~If he does read, he likes fantasy and romance.
~Him and Lance have cried over many fictional things over the years.

*Pidge’s favourite book is The Art of Being Normal.
~She doesn’t think the story is perfect, but it made her feel a lot of things.
~She’s also partial to sci-fi. Asimov is her god.

*Keith is a Harry Potter boy.
~He didn’t have many books in the shack.
~He’s reread them more times that he can count.
~“What do you MEAN you haven’t watched the Harry Potter movies?” “Why watch the movies when you can READ THE BOOKS?”

*Allura’s favourite is the Altean equivalent of Romeo and Juliet.
~She likes that they all die at the end.
~“They deserve it. Idiots.” “Allura, no…”

*Coran’s favourite book is the Universal Encyclopedia.
~He’s working to get Earth included because he finds humans fascinating.
~“So you just… take them in your house? Aren’t they wild animals?” “They’re just dogs.” “Incredible.”


-Lance remembers the bonding moment.
*He just said he didn’t because he was bitter Keith didn’t remember him.
*It keeps him up at night.
*“I’m such an idiot.”


-Keith remembers Lance from the Garrison.
*He didn’t at first because he was still in shock from Shiro.
*It also keeps him up at night.
*“Lance is such an idiot.”

So Much More

Synopsis: You are a new and upcoming superstar and during an interview, you get asked questions about the one and only Harry Styles. 

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sum smut prompts

send me an ask; number and ship (preferably voltron) i’m open to ideas outside of this post too, so send me kinks as well, if you’d like? i’m open minded ;))) hmu dudes

1. “You’re n-not, um, w-wearing anything under that, are you..?“
2. “Wow, I didn’t realize you were that… Flexible.”
3. “I’m gonna fuck you so hard that you forget you ever even met that asshole.”
4. “Are you trying to turn me on right now or are you really just that oblivious?“
5. “You better shut that pretty little mouth before I put it to work, doll.”
6. “I wasn’t expecting it to be… THAT big.“
7. “You taste like fucking candy.“
8. “I know they’re just stuffed animals but doesn’t it feel weird? It’s like they’re watching us.”
9. "Baby, I know you’re not trying out the new shower head without me.”
10. "That’s probably the fastest I’ve ever done that.“
11. "Please, remind me again why we’re having sex behind a tree?”
12. "I think that’s the first time I’ve ever heard you moan… It was like a fucking melody.“
13. "I-I just, I wasn’t expecting that. But I liked it. A lot.”
14. I know for a fact that you can be a hell of a lot louder than that.“
15. "You make a sound and it’s game over baby.”
16. "We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still so horny?!“
17. "It was so worth the injury though!”
18. "Saddle up doll.“
19. "Did you just look me up and down and then bite your lip? ‘Cause if you did we’re having sex. Right now.”
20. "Your ass is gonna be seven different shades of red after that little stunt.”
21. "You want to watch me do what again?“
22. "Baby, that was my favorite pair of pants and now you’ve ruined them!”
23. "god damnit , now all I can think about right now is you licking my cock like it’s that ice cream cone.”
24. "Just let me finish this level and I swear I’ll go down on you until you come at least 3 times.”
25. "If I have to pull over, you won’t be able to walk for the next week.“
26. "Do you think they can hear us through the tent?” “Yes we can.”
27. "Are you sure there’s enough room to do this in a hospital bed?“
27. "If you thought that was your birthday present, then you’re in for a treat.“
28. "Babe, I’m never gonna finish this work if you keep doing that.”
29. "I have a feeling I’m gonna get lucky tonight.”
30. "I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one would even notice.“
31. "I love your lips.”
32. "Leave the heels on, baby. Just the heels, though.
33. "Isn’t this considered public indecency? We could get arrested!”

CLYDE: So hey, Token said he could hang out with me tomorrow if you wanna tag along, by the way!

CLYDE: Play some video games and stuff?

CRAIG: Yeah maybe, I dunno.

CRAIG: I’ll let you know.

CLYDE: Will do, Craigaroo.

CLYDE: :^)

CRAIG: 

CRAIG: Okay I’ll talk to you later dude.

CLYDE: Yeah– hey wait.

CLYDE: Actually hold on.

CRAIG: What.

CLYDE: I’ve been thinking about it a lot, and I kinda feel really bad for what I did to Tweek.

CRAIG: You scared the dog shit out of him.

CLYDE: Yeah…

CLYDE: Yeah I figured.

CLYDE: Him being, like, him and all, though…

CLYDE: I don’t know if he’s gonna let me get close enough to say sorry?

CLYDE: I was wondering if you could maybe–

CRAIG: Don’t stress over it.

CRAIG: I’ve already talked to him about it.

CLYDE: Really?

CRAIG: Yeah, for the most part I couldn’t understand what he was typing to me, but I’ve learned to figure it out when he’s stressed.

CRAIG: I told him you were just being stupid and that you didn’t mean it.

CRAIG: Pretty sure he forgives you at least a little bit.

CRAIG: He still seems mad though. But that’s all on you to fix. Sorry not sorry.

CLYDE: I don’t know what’s going on here but there’s a lot of caps and I’m afraid.

CRAIG: Again, don’t worry about it.

CRAIG: He’ll be fine by tomorrow I’m sure.

CLYDE: Somehow I don’t feel like that’s true.

CRAIG: Well, whatever.

CRAIG: Stop scrolling through my texts and give me my phone back.

CRAIG: Also go home it’s cold as shit out here. I don’t know how your nipples haven’t gotten frostbite yet.

CLYDE: Oh I’ve been numb for an hour now.

CLYDE: I thought I was numb from joy or something.

CRAIG:

CLYDE:

CRAIG: Anyways, you should check your texts when you get inside.

CLYDE: Oh? Okay bye dude!

CRAIG: See ya.

All the canon romances from “People of Earth”. I don’t think I’ve ever been this interested in all romances in a show before.

Drawing this I realized only Gerry and Yvonne are happily together now. Everyone else are still in the rough beginnings.

Father Doug and Chelsea can’t be together because she’s married and he’s a Catholic priest. I’m not sure if they’ll ever get together for real because they’re being fairly adult about the whole thing and might decide to put their romance on ice for good unless Chelsea’s husband fucks up again.

Don and Kelly isn’t working out too well so far because he can’t bring himself to tell her he’s an alien. I do think they’ll be end game eventually though.

Jeff and Kurt will probably get together too in the future, but right now Jeff is too ashamed of being in love with someone who isn’t from the same species as him. He’s still mocking Don for falling in love with a human after all.

I just love this show so much you guys.

Good Catch

Good Catch
Ship: Baseball!Jimin | Mascot!Reader
Description: Jimin had a crush on you, the team mascot, for as long as you started working with him, though he was always too shy to confess to you. But maybe the tedious kiss cams can help this batter make a good catch for a change.
Warning: Fluff, Intercourse, Blowjob, Oral, Pretty Fucking Tame Compared to my Other Sin Works
Word Count: 5,229
A/N: OK, so I’ve been dying for Jimin to be in a baseball uniform, and just… what’s cuter than a Baseball player and a Mascot? I wanted something fluffy instead of just straight up sin but I hope you enjoyed the change of this compared to others! I found it sweet.

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relationship goals:

  • flower-field dates
  • he introduces you to his friends and they in turn become your friends
  • hot-air balloon dates
  • going on spontaneous roadtrips
  • a good flirt:roast ratio
  • wearing his jacket (that is way too big for you but he lets you wear it ‘cause he thinks you look cute as shit with it on)
  • letting you paint his face for halloween even though it might not be his thing (but he lets you do it ‘cause it’d make you happy)
  • shares what he’s passionate about and teaches you about it
  • writing poems about how much you love him while you’re snuggled up under a blanket watching him play video games
  • baking a cake together (and he pulls this cheesy as hell move and writes “i love you” on it like the dork he is)
  • defending him when someone’s being a dick to him (’cause you’re a protective ass bitch and you won’t let anyone talk shit about him)
  • takes you to a place you’ve always wanted to visit ‘cause you’ve had a rough week and wants to cheer you up
  • stealing each other’s baseball hats
  • following countless of meme/animal accounts together ‘cause you dig each other’s sense of humour and both love animals
  • people being able to see how in love you guys are just by how you look at each other
  • takes endless amount of pictures of you (yes, even when you’re just trying to eat your midnight breakfast) ‘cause he thinks you’re gorgeous
  • being supportive of whatever he does (and vice-versa)

to quote the inimitable chira:

(via chirart)

captive prince is a fantasy-historical romance novel trilogy by australian author c. s. pacat! i actually think it’s a little cheaper on the play store than amazon; i only paid $20 aud for it in total. there are also 4 short stories set in the universe, 3 of which have currently been released: green but for a season (a midquel), the summer palace, and the adventures of charls (both sequels).

i’ve always described it as a thoughtful, sweet political romance with a trashy gay porno aesthetic; you have to like one of these things, and at minimum tolerate the other, in order to enjoy it. i personally love it very much but it’s not the sort of thing i would recommend to everyone; there’s a dearth of female characters, some disturbing content, and the premise can definitely be alienating, especially to usa audiences.

some big content and trigger warnings: slavery, rape, abuse, CSA, corporal punishment, animal death, and just general corruption and treachery. it’s not gratuitous; for a point of reference, if you made it through the game of thrones TV show, i reckon you’ll be fine here. but bad things do happen, ceaselessly, throughout book 1, though nothing is fetishized, things improve immediately in book 2, and the series does a good job of resolving all that conflict and drama in a believable way so when the characters finally fall in love, you are right there with them.

i can’t lie, it does take a lot of Dealing With Things to get through the series – i only barely made it through book 1. but i do really think it’s worth it! it’s a very rich, dense narrative, but the writing is clever and unadorned enough to lead you through without it becoming frustrating or boring. the series is a mess of trauma and betrayal, but the ending is wholly and unambiguously happy. it’s written by a queer australian, like me! and the romance is. oh my god, it is so good. it is so good. the happy ending is so bone-deep satisfying, because you come to admire the characters so much, and their joy is just utterly gratifying to see.

if anyone needs more detailed content warnings, could you please send me an ask off anon, or PM me! and be safe; if you’re not sure you’ll be able to enjoy the series, just skip it. the only important info you need to retain is that damen and laurent are in love.

hey hey here’s the quickest ficlet in the history of ever, because I’m goddamn tired and don’t want to edit 

anyway happy holidays, have some Mid-Grade Quality Smooches™

Other than the person who hung it up in the first place, nobody actually knew where the mistletoe had come from.

It was simply there when the Christmas Eve party began, a little sprig of green leaves and white berries wrapped with a red ribbon hanging innocently from the doorway as though it, too, hoped to join in the festivities. It was quickly noticed by a few members of the team, who notified the others, until everyone knew that it was there, and became wary of passing through the doorway with anyone nearby.

But it moved. Every twenty minutes, although they vehemently denied having purchased it, either Lena or Genji would put it in a new location–by the drinks table, by the television, in the doorway, or hanging from one of the lights overhead. It kept the team on their toes, and meant someone was always inevitably caught unawares.

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