do you think i'm fat

I did it

inspired by this fat cat

bonus:

I’m just gonna sit in this corner of mine

Me at family gatherings
  • Aunt i only see during special occasions: Oh, you've gained weight!
  • Me: (all smiles while returning her hug) i know! So did you!
  • Homophobic, sexist uncle: what, you still don't have a boyfriend?
  • Me: boyfriend no, girlfriend yes. (Laughs in his face)
Nice But Unexpected

Hi! Okay so this is for the absolutely amazing llexis HAPPY BIRTHDAY, You basically inspired this to happen and i’m praying you like it! xxx

I’m not sure whether to tag, so i’m really sorry if i’m bothering you: wandering-soul-7 kneekeyta  flxwxry tinakegg celestev31 ililypop fantasticab fuckintentshop raernundo losingpudge  i-dream-of-emus ducky17 courtkismet finnleysraemundo @dontneedamoralcompass fizzezlikecherrycola kerrv0rting-and-sn0rting kristicallahan sarahlouise88ni shashaaussi@myfinnnelsonpls how-ardently irish-girl-84 die4mysins jackiewalsh2013 heyheatherrr anglophileyoungblood @pink-royaute milymargot

Okay, so this is a one shot AU (maybe carry it on if anyone would want that? probably not) of when Finn tells Rae Archie isn’t meeting her for their date, but he stays instead of leaving her. btw, there’s probably a million mistakes in this and i’m so sorry. 

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Finn was walking back from the record store when he saw him. “Archie!” He shouted over, grinning at his best mate. “Thought you were workin’ or summat, tonigh’?” Finn said, when he caught up to the nervous looking boy. He had been on the phone to Archie not two hours ago to ask if he was going to the cinema with the rest of gang. Archie’d said that he had to work, but clearly that was bullshit.

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HHHHHHHFFFHFHHHFHHH I LOV EHARRY SO MCUH HELEPPPP HELP HWUHWHY WHYW WHY 😫😫😭😭😭😭😭

anonymous asked:

Thanks for abandoning your Amazing Atheist channel. You haven't posted a video in like a week. It's wonderful to know that you put your stupid podcast before the fans that were with you from the start. I've thought about unsubscribing so many times this past week, and I think I'm going to do it. Good riddance you fat fucking worm.

Preference #83: You're self conscious about your body
  • REQUESTED
  • Michael: Your eyes scanned the computer screen in front of you, pictures of girls with the perfect bodies staring right back at you. You couldn't help but wonder what it would be like if you looked like that, what people would think of you, or even how people would treat you. You sighed and stared down at your own stomach, poking at it. "Babe..." You heard a voice from behind you as you quickly shut your laptop. "Why are you looking at those pictures again?" "Because I wish I looked like them..." You admitted quietly, trying not to cry. Michael engulfed you in his arms and smiled down at you, poking your stomach. "I don't care about that. You're beautiful and you make me happy. I would take you over any of those girls any day. You're healthy and your body is perfect the way it is. Alright?" You nodded your head and cuddled into his chest, smiling the rest of the night.
  • Ashton: "(Y/N), you've been in the bathroom for half an hour, what's wrong?" You heard Ashton's voice from the other side of the door. You quickly wiped your tears and opened the door, revealing Ashton with a worried look on his face. He looked down at you and frowned once he saw your pants. "They don't fit. I'm too fat to wear them." You started to cry once again and he grabbed onto you, stroking your hair. "You're not fat, please don't say that. You're beautiful. I love you and everything about you." He made you look into his eyes and he wiped your tears. "You are an amazing girl and you shouldn't let a pair of jeans ruin your day. You're beautiful, don't let anyone else tell you otherwise."
  • Calum: "I look disgusting." You frowned as you walked out in the bikini you had just bought. You hated wearing bikinis because it showed literally everything. Calum looked over at you and frowned back at you. "You look amazing." "You're just saying that because you're obligated to." You looked at yourself once more in the mirror and groaned, throwing a shirt over top of your body. "No, I'm saying it because you truly do look amazing. You have curves and I love that you do. It makes you adorable and beautiful and I don't know why you can't see that." "But-" "No ifs, ands, or buts, you're beautiful, babe. Always will be."
  • Luke: "If I looked like her you would love me more!" You yelled at Luke and he tugged at his hair, shaking his head. "No, I wouldn't love you more. I love you the way you are now. I fell for you for you, not because of your outer appearance." You turned to him and glared. "So, you do think I'm fat?" "NO!" He groaned and got up and began to walk towards you. "You're beautiful inside and out. You have cute chubby little cheeks and you have an amazing body, regardless of what you think. I love you and will even if you gain or lose weight because my feelings for you aren't because of your weight."
  • A/N: Idk if this is good or not, but yeah. I know how it feels to be self conscious because well we have been there. I used to stare at myself in the mirror and basically pick out every part of me that I hated, but that doesn't help or fix anything. I have just come to terms with my body and learned to accept it. I don't think that weight should be a factor for beauty. If you're a bigger girl, good for you. If you're a thinner girl, good for you, too! Your weight shouldn't define who you are, or even define if you are beautiful or not. Everyone is beautiful in their own way and weight shouldn't be a factor if you are beautiful or not. I know how hard it is sometimes, but honestly it is so much better learning to love your body rather than hating it every day. ANd if you are unhappy with it, do something about it! Eat healthy, workout, maybe go on a diet? Who knows, but if you aren't happy with how your body is then it's up to you to make yourself happy. I feel like I am babbling now, but that's all I really have to say. I love you all and again if you're ever feeling down on yourself send me an ask and we can talk there or if you want my imessage just ask for it (off anon I don't wan't it out there) and we can talk. :)

anonymous asked:

Do you think dans gotten really fat recently? I feel like I'm the only one who's noticed

uhm i don’t think he’s got fat? like can’t see it myself???

but

his weight shouldn’t matter to u

like if u like his content and stuff his weight should be totally irrelevant u feel me

anonymous asked:

I was writing about FNAF, and in one part Freddy is asked if he is okay with how he looks and this is how he responds: " "Well... Of course not." He frowned. "When I'm in character it's great. I'm the big cuddly teddy bear. But when I'm not... I'm just a fat, middle-aged man." " Do you think your interpretation of Freddy is secretly self-conscious about anything like that?

No.

I want a Freddy and a Chica that are PROUD of who they are and feel GOOD WITH THEM SELVES

BECAUSE FUCK SOCIETY’S BEAUTY STANDARDS.

I know my Freddy and my Chica have given some of my followers (that happen to be a bit over weight) CONFIDENCE, and have helped them FEEL GOOD WITH THEMSELVES

AND THAT’S PERFECT

BECAUSE THAT’S EXACTLY THE MESSAGE I’M TRYING TO GET THROUGH HERE.

I DON’T WANT TO HAVE A CHICA THAT IS SAD BECAUSE SHE’S FAT.

I DON’T WANT TO HAVE A FREDDY THAT FEELS BAD BECAUSE HE’S FAT.

I WANT A CHICA THAT IS SEEN AS BEAUTIFUL, TREATED LIKE A QUEEN BY BONNIE, AND FEELS GOOD WITH HERSELF.

AND I WANT A FREDDY THAT KNOWS HOW MUCH HE TURNS ON FOXY AND KNOWS HOW ATTRACTIVE HE IS.

Because it doesn’t matter if you’ve always been big (Freddy), or you got big suddenly/in time (Chica)

people start feeling like shit

people start feeling ugly 

BECAUSE SOCIETY HAS IMPLIED THAT YOU HAVE TO BE THIN TO BE SEXY

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

FUCK THAT

FUCK

THAT

So NO

Freddy is not self conscious about his weight and NEITHER is Chica.

They’re both BEAUTIFUL AND THEY KNOW IT. 

AND IF YOU’RE USING MY FREDDY TO WRITE THIS SHIT

I’M NOT ALLOWING IT

AND I AM VERY, VERY PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW.

SO I REALLY HOPE THAT YOU’RE NOT.

I’M SICK OF PEOPLE GIVING ME SHIT ABOUT FREDDY AND CHICA BEING OVER WEIGHT.  SO FUCKING SICK.