do you taste them

Fictional Ships and Real Life

(P.S. This was written before I wrote my Septipier rant but I felt like it should be here too ^-^)
Okay.
People need to calm down about Jelix and Septiplier for a minute.

The Cringemas livestreams were supposed to be entertaining and a fun time, and it was! We raised money over $1.3 million to RED and it was a good way for everyone to bond in the stream.

But-
the shipping part of our community decides to have another ship war.

When will people understand, after time and time again, these ships are FICTIONAL. NOT REAL. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

It may hurt but its true. Yes, you can ship what you want, I won’t attack you for that. You can dislike ships, thats your oppinion.

BUT, please be RESPECTFUL

People all have different opinions and different tastes then you do, and you can’t force them to like or dislike a ship.

It dosen’t matter which ship is more popular, whether it being Septiplier, Jelix, Pewdieplier, etc [Not ships like Septishuu or Amyplier]:

THEY WILL NEVER HAPPEN OTHERWISE.

And please, when seeing a ship you dislike:

RESPECT IT. DO NOT ATTACK OTHER SHIPS.

Its that simple. If we hate upon each other, its only going to result one and ONLY one thing:

Negativity

I’ve seen people leave their ship’s fandom because of this negativity we spread that easily can be terminated. This is supposed to be a place where we can ship people and be peaceful with one another.

Please don’t ruin someone’s ship. Just think how the people in your ship would react to what you’re doing, spreading negativity.

This isn’t aimed at people who actually respect ships, and accept these ships are never going to happen.

Because in the end, they’re all just fictional.

Mark, Jack, and Felix all have girlfriends, and they’re all very happy with them.

And please don’t hate on their girlfriends because they’re ‘sinking’ your ship.

Because guess what?

It won’t happen anyway. Whether it sinks or it sails strong, it will never beat the truth.

That they’re not gay. They have girlfriends. They already have a lover. And they love their partner.

Please don’t hate someone just because they have your favorite YouTuber’s hearts.

Do you think Jack, Mark, and Felix have low-standards? That they choose beauty over personality? Body over heart?

No, of course not.

And if these wonderful woman stole these men’s hearts, there’s NO DOUBT these ladies are amazing people.

Just think about it.

Amy must’ve been so powerful [in a good way]of a soul to take Mark’s breath away.

Signe must’ve been so wonderful of a person to make Jack go head over heels for her.

Marzia must’ve had such a big heart and beautiful personality to have Felix fall in love and do all he can to be with her.

They aren’t there as their girlfriends to be a threat to ships.

They’re there because these men LOVE them. Because they make Mark, Jack, and Felix feel loved.

If you looked at these woman just as themselves , not as “____’_ girlfriend,” you will 100% agree with me that they are talented, beautiful, and absolutely lovable people.

We can make shipping these ships peaceful, where nobody gets attacked because of what they like.

But it can’t happen unless we work together and have our ships all sail peacefully, instead of ships shooting at one another, where nobody is happy.

It may seem impossible, but we never know unless we all try.

So here:


1) Respect all ships, whether you dislike nor like
2) Know these ships are fictional and Mark, Jack, and Felix are NOT gay
3) Respect their girlfriends, because they are truly amazing people and deserve to be where they’re at
4) Make shipping peaceful once again!

This is my view on everything, and I hope you all agree.

Also, I’m not telling anyone to stop shipping a ship they like. Ship all you want, but remember what is fictional, and what is real life.

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so here’s the expert take, even if your apartment is like 95% ikea stuff, the 8 pounds of frozen ikea meatballs you bought still won’t taste as good as they do when you actually eat them in ikea. they’ll just taste like bad meatballs you’re eating off a burnt up cookie sheet, but at least you didn’t spend money on takeout today, am i right? let me tell you, the seven dollars or whatever you save by not eating out, at least for me, is never seven dollars i then use to somehow better my life. it’s not the seven dollars i’ll someday put toward buying a cradle for my firstborn child. it’s just seven dollars delayed by a matter of hours. whenever i’m at work and people talk about making lunch vs buying lunch in my head i’m like, maybe if i was the happiest guy on earth i wouldn’t mind making a sandwich for lunch, but i need to buy lunch for my mental health. i don’t have a rewarding enough life to get by on the food i could make for myself. if i don’t buy lunch how will i know what the highlight of my day is? time will just blur together.

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“Octavia was the only person in the world who truly knew him. There was no one else he really cared about ever seeing again. But then he glanced over Clarke, and suddenly he wasn't so sure." 

anonymous asked:

*stares at add x cookies* and now im getting DL x LP flashbacks...i want some fluff 0W0

Ciel watches Add as he ate the cookies slowly, savoring the very taste of them. “So? How do you like them?”

Add chews them slowly, ignoring what Ciel said at first. He then replies when a mumbled, “Love em.”

The Dreadlord chuckles softly and gathers Add close in his arms. “Shall I make more cookies for you?”

A single nod from Add as he eats more of the cookies that Ciel bakes.

“Glad I’m not disappointing you~.” Ciel purrs, kissing his neck gently.

Playlist for Taurus

Angels Forever by Lana Del Rey
Business by Catfish and the Bottlemen
Bite Down by Bastille & Haim
Fourth of July by Fall Out Boy
Blue Jeans by Lana Del Rey
A World Alone by Lorde
Facedown by The 1975
Ultraviolence by Lana Del Rey
Warm by The Neighbourhood
Hannah Hunt by Vampire Weekend
Chocolate by The 1975

anonymous asked:

Sell me on Braun Strowman. I just can't see the attraction to him. I feel like he just ends up as this era's Mike Knox or Snitsky.

Well Id on’t really care if you like him or not. I’m not one of his “ACTUALLY!” megafans or anything. But Mike Knox was criminally underrated and Braun’s already better than Snitsky. Braun’s appeal is just what it is, he’s a big monster heel in an era that doesn’t generally do them very well. But if you have certain tastes, no, you’re not going to like him. Which is fine.

yuki-rinichiro  asked:

What do crayons taste like and why do you eat them?

Oh geez! This is a difficult question

Mommy bought me some crayons to color with while Daddo (Poe) watches me in the mornings while she works and I ate those but they tasted really salty! Like play doh flavored wax!

I liked it a lot but then I wanted to eat some more so I went to Boss and STOLE Elise-chan’s crayons and they tasted kind of gross bc Boss leaves the wrapper on hers which is dumb, Boss is a big dumb and I hate him

THEN I asked Daddo to take me to the agency office and he did so I went and found a pack that was hidden in Doddi’s (Ranpo) desk and it had a bow on it so I guess it was for me! I ate those and they tasted like .50 clearance crayons you get at the walgreens by McDonalds.

anonymous asked:

sosoo not realizing they are doing cute couple things and everyone is sick of it bc literally everyone in the neighborhood knows they're kinda dating except for them 🙈 such a cliche but I love the friends to lovers trope

“I told you to stop being so picky when you eat! You have to eat all your vegetables,” she said, putting them back onto So’s tray. “You’re always doing this! Are you a child?” 

“I would eat them if they tasted half decent. It’s not my fault I can’t even swallow the damn things,” he said, picking at them with his chopsticks. 

Soo picked up a carrot and shoved it into his mouth. She smiled when he managed to gulp it down. 

“See? It’s not so bad,” she said, picking up a mushroom. “Now eat this.” 

So obeyed and opened his mouth, smiling as Soo fed him the mushroom. They continued this charade as Soo picked up a discarded vegetable and fed it to him. 

Jung stared back and forth between the two, irritated that this was what Soo meant by “getting lunch together”. 

Watching her feed his older brother made him lose his appetite. 

“Give me that sausage over there,” So said. 

“I guess since you ate all your vegetables-” 

Jung slammed back his chair and abruptly stood up. “If you guys are going to do this all day, I’m leaving!” He picked up his tray and glared at the two before storming off. 

“What was that all about?” So asked, watching his brother exit the cafeteria. 

Soo shrugged her shoulders. “I don’t know.” 

So, who was used to his younger brother’s tantrums, focused his attention back to his food. He found that he enjoyed having Soo feed him. The food tasted better this way—even the vegetables. 

“So are you going to keep feeding me or what?” 

Soo glared at him and shoved his tray back towards him. “You have hands don’t you?” 


“Soo!” 

Soo turned and saw Eun running down the hall. He juggled a box in one hand while waving wildly at her with the other. 

“Slow down!” she yelled out, rushing towards him. “You’ll fall!” 

He smiled as he pulled out a slingshot. “Look what I have! Isn’t it cool?” 

“Wow, that’s…neat,” she said. “What’s with all this anyway?” 

“I’m bringing them to Deok’s wood shop class,” he said, pulling out another toy. “She said she would make me anything I wanted but I couldn’t decide what so I brought all my favorites. If she makes one another one of these, we can play together.” 

“Thats a great idea, Eun.” Soo pulled out a puppet and laughed. “But I don’t think Soon Deok will be able to make this in her wood shop class.” 

“Oh, you’re right…” he said sheepishly. “I forgot…” 

Eun straightened up as he saw So walking over to them. 

“Hyung,” he said. “I didn’t know you had class today.” 

“He doesn’t,” Soo said, smiling up at So. “But we’re going to watch that new horror movie that just came out.” 

“Horror movie?” Eun scrunched his brows in confusion. “Hyung, you hate horror movies.” 

So winced at the thought of being in a dark theatre for two hours while things jumped out at you. 

"Really?” Soo crossed her arms and looked up at him. “If my memory serves me right, you’re the one that suggested we should go together.” 

“I said we should go together. I never said I particularly enjoyed scary movies,” he muttered. 

She smiled and grabbed his arm. “Well aren’t you brave? Don’t worry. I’ll protect you from all the ghosties.” 

So glared down at her in annoyance and tried to pull his arm away. “I’m not scared. I just don’t like things jumping out at me, alright?” 

“Uh huh,” she said, tightening her hold on him. “Whatever you say.” 

“I’m serious!” 

"Aw Eun, look how cute So is when he’s embarrassed!” Soo pointed out. 

Eun watched her continue to tease to his brother. This was the first time he had seen So embarrassed about something. Frankly, it made Eun feel a bit uncomfortable. 

“Uh, Soo,” he said. “I have to go. Soon Deok’s probably waiting for me…”

“Oh of course!” Soo said, waving him goodbye. 

As Eun walked away, So managed to finally pull his arm free.

“So, we don’t have to watch it if you don’t want to. I can watch it with someone else. I know for a fact that Baek Ah loves horror movies. I can ask him if-”

“No,” he said, pulling out the tickets from his back pocket. “I said I’ll watch it with you. Besides, Baek Ah’s probably too busy to go around watching movies with you.” 

So cleared his throat and walked over to the building doors. He turned and waved the tickets in the air. “Are you coming or not? Don’t tell me you’re scared.” 

Soo rolled his eyes as she walked over to him. “Oh please, we all know you’ll be screaming like a little girl.” 


“Is that why you started spending time with me? To get to Wook?” he asked. 

“What are you talking about?” Soo took a step towards him but he turned away from her touch. 

“I saw you two the other day. You guys really seemed to be hitting it off,” he said, crossing his arms.  

“Yes, I was with him but it was so that he could tutor me in ancient literature. You know how much I struggle with that class! Wook offered to help me and I accepted. That was it!” Soo yelled out in frustration. “And besides, why are you getting mad at me? It’s not like you and I are dating or something! If I wanted to meet up with Wook, or any guy for that matter, it has nothing to do with you!” 

“Oh really?” So said, gritting his teeth. “Well if you want to spend time with other guys then go ahead! Like you said, it’s not my place to stop you!” 

“Do you really want to go there right now? I don’t say anything to you when you’re hanging around with Yeon Hwa!” she pointed out. “But if I’m with another guy, then it’s not okay. Is that what you’re saying?” 

“Yeon Hwa and I are just friends! You know that!”

“And Wook is my friend!” Soo said, frustration fuming inside of her. “Do you not understand how skewed your logic is?” 

So’s nostrils flared in anger as he glared down at her. “Wook is my brother. Do you think I don’t know how he feels about you? Do you not think I see the way he looks at you? You have to be blind to not see that! If you want to start dating him, then go ahead. Just know that I never want to see you again.” 

Soo’s let out a shaky breath as she finished telling Baek Ah the story. 

That was the first time they ever fought. 

She hadn’t seen him in three days. 

She wiped the tears in her eyes. “How can he treat me like that? Getting angry at me for no reason. He knows Wook and I are just friends. I don’t see him as anything more than that but So wouldn’t listen to me!” 

“So hyung has always been stubborn. Ever since we were kids,” Baek Ah said. “He probably regretted saying those things to you the second the words came out of his mouth. He just has too much pride to apologize.” 

“That doesn’t make what he said okay,” she muttered. “He can’t…he can’t treat me like that. Not if he wants to continue being friends.” 

Baek Ah sighed as he handed her a handkerchief. “Soo. Do you really think he just wants to be friends with you?” 

“What do you mean?” 

“You guys are so…alike. It’s frustrating sometimes,” he said, a soft smile forming on his face. “You guys are both head over heels for each other. Everyone can see it. Heck, even Yo hyung can see it and he hates So. It’s just you two who are completely oblivious.” 

“That’s ridiculous-” 

“You think about what foods he likes. What makes him smile. Everything you look at makes you think of him. When you see something funny, he’s the first person you want to tell. If you read a good book, he’s the one you want to talk about it with. He’s the first person you text in the morning, and the last person before you goto sleep,” Baek Ah sighed. “Did I miss anything?” 

“I…I didn’t know,” she whispered. “How did you-”

“It’s how I knew I loved Woo Hee,” he said, smiling down at her. “And that’s how I knew So hyung loved you. You’re one of the only few people who can make him smile.” 

“Y-you think he loves me?” she asked in disbelief. 

Baek Ah nodded his head. “I do. Why else would he get unreasonably mad when he saw you with Wook? Wook has always been the one person who brought out So hyung’s insecurities. Ever since we were younger. Of course seeing you with him made him upset.” 

“I didn’t know…” Soo looked down at her hands. “I…I have to go.” She handed him his handkerchief and picked up her bag. “Thank you, Baek Ah.” 


Soo sighed in relief when she saw him laying down on the bench. 

She knew that he would be here. 

She slowed down as she approached him. His arms were crossed as he dozed off with a book covering his face. She carefully lifted the book off him and gasped when he grabbed onto her wrist. 

“So, it’s just me,” she said, grabbing onto his hand. 

He opened his eyes and quickly sat up, letting go of her wrist. He glanced up at her before quickly looking away. “What are you doing here?” 

“Can we talk?” she asked, taking a seat beside him. 

He stared out at the lake and she took his silence as a yes. 

“I’m going to ask you something, and you have to be honest with me, okay?” she said, scooting closer to him. “We always said we would never lie to each other.” 

“Well go ahead and ask,” he said, still staring straight ahead. 

“Do you…do you have feelings for me?” she asked, clenching her fists. 

His body stiffened and he glanced over at her. “What?” 

“Do you like me? As more than a friend,” she clarified. “If you do, you can tell me.” 

“I don’t know what you’re-”

“Because I do,” she admitted. “I like you. As more than a friend.” A small smile formed on her face. “I think I have for a while.” 

“You do?” he asked quietly. 

Soo nodded her head, and closed the remaining distance between them. “I do.” She bit her lip and looked up at him. “I need to know if you feel the same. Because if I was just overthinking things-” 

So pulled her towards him and placed a gentle kiss on her lips. 

The kiss was warm and sweet. 

Soo grabbed onto the front of his shirt as she leaned into the kiss. She didn’t expect his lips to be so…soft

She let out a sigh as he pulled back. 

“We said we would never lie to each other,” he said, smiling down at her. “But I’ve been lying to you for months. Because ever since that night when you took care of me…I’ve liked you. I always have.” 

She laughed as she wiped away the tears in her eyes. “This is crazy,” she said. “I mean…Baek Ah said everyone knew that we liked each other but us.” 

So placed a hand on her shoulder as his face remained serious. “Soo…about what I said that day. I didn’t mean any of it.” 

She placed a hand over his and gave it a light squeeze. “I know.” 

He turned his hand and laced his fingers with hers. 

“Wook really is just a friend,” she said. “You have to trust me on that.” 

“I do.” 

“And if I want to hang out with other guys, you have to accept that, alright?” 

So reluctantly nodded. 

“And-” 

She shrieked in surprise when So bent down to kiss her again. 

“Can you stop lecturing for just a minute? I want to kiss my girlfriend,” So said, smiling down at her. 

“Oh who says I’m your girlfriend?” 

So rolled his eyes as he tucked a piece of hair behind her ear. “Is this you’re way of rejecting me?” 

Soo grinned and grabbed onto the front of his shirt before leaning up to kiss him. She sighed into the kiss as he pulled her closer. She wished she had realized her feelings sooner if that meant they could’ve been doing this all along. 

She knew that there would be more fights in the future.

She knew that their relationship wouldn’t be all sunshine and roses. 

But for now, she basked in the feeling of this kiss. 

Warm. Soft. And perfectly sweet. 

What’s your second favorite color?
It’s hard to say what my first favorite is. My favorite colors are yellow, teal, mint green, and pastels, and I put them all at the top.

Do ever wish you lived in a different country?
No.

Do you have a credit card with a picture on the front?
Nope.

Have you ever gone car shopping?
With my mom, but no, not for myself.

Have you ever bought the car yourself?
No.

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nO But consider these neighbour!AUs;

  • It’s 3 AM and I’m hungry but my kitchen is empty do you have any leftovers?
  • I caught your cat eating my cat’s meal now please pay for the food
  • I heard you need a tutor so I’m here to teach you stuffs, by the way I live next door.
  • I bake cookies but there’s no one to taste test them, do you want some? I’ll pay for the medical bills if anything happens, promise!
  • I forgot to bring my keys and it’s freezing outside. Can I crash at your place before my housemate come back from his job?
  • Your underwear flew to my house through the balcony and I’m returning it back. 
  • I helped you get into your house because you have been drunk and fumbling with your keys for almost one fucking hour and you’re now underneath me on the floor because we both tripped on your ‘welcome home’ carpet and suddenly your boyfriend comes in and socked me in the face. What the fuck. 
  • Alternatively, you wrongly knocked on my door while you’re drunk and now I have to let you in because our neighbours are glaring at us for being noisy and you just have got to puke on my shirt at the first step you took. 
  • I need to work outstation and there’s no one to look after my pet turtle, can you?
  • It’s winter and my water heater is broken so can I shower at your place for at most two weeks before I get my next pay cheque to get the thing fixed? I’ll help you with the cleaning, promise!
  • Alternatively, I let you shower at my place because you said your water heater is broken and now your personal care products are crowding almost the entire space of my bathroom countertop and the whole place smells flowery all the time. Also what do you mean my hair smells like yours–
  • Our apartment committee has assigned us all by floors for weekly cleaning duties and now we’re both stuck together for this weekend’s schedule since we’re the only ones living on this floor so get your ass out of bed or I’ll wake you up by force!
  • You were late for work one morning and accidentally pushed me off my balance while you were running down the stairs and now I have to use walking crutches for at least two months and you better help me to descend down these stairs every fucking morning. Also I usually go for work at 5 AM and sometimes work on weekends.
  • What do you mean my cat got your cat pregnant?
  • Your golden retriever has been making a stash of random things in my backyards ever since I gave it food last week and I’m assuming most of these things are yours? Let’s see.. I have got a bottle of half-used cologne, a shoe, lips balm, a comb, dog foods, cookie, wristbands, sponge, a shirt, and.. wait what’s that weird-shaped silicone thing? 
  • My sister suddenly asked me to babysit her 2-year old son for the weekend and I have got zero knowledge on how to babysit a kid so would you please help me with this, in exchange of some free foods?

“What do boys taste like when you kiss them?”

It’s hard being the only openly gay kid in school… Especially when you’re the catcher on the baseball team with a hopeless crush on your pitcher, who is not only the straightest person you know, but also happens to keep asking you questions about your sexual preferences…

So… I may or may not be writing a fanfiction, but I’m also the worlds worst writer, so we’ll see where this goes ~

Exo’s reaction to you kissing them on the doorstep after your first date.

Xiumin: “You didn’t need to do that, I would have done it for you.” *kisses you again*

Luhan: “I should’ve kissed you first you know, cause I’m manly and stuff. That was cute though.“

Lay: *can’t stop smiling* “Ehh, that was cute, I definitely wanna see you again now.”

Tao: *Afterwards brags to all his hyungs how he kissed you even though it was the other way around, taking all the credit*

Chen: “Oh no my lips are so lonely, wanna do that again to cheer them up?”

Kris: *After you leave he tastes your lipgloss on his lips and thinks about the kiss* “Yep, it’s strawberry.”

Baekhyun: *After the kiss he’s somewhere else in his own universe blown away by the kiss* “lalalaa congrats Baek you got yourself a ladyyy” *sings on his own*

Chanyeol: *You’re on your tiptoes trying to reach for him, he picks you up so you’re on his level* “That’s better.”

Sehun: *When you get embarrassed after the kiss* “Don’t be embarrassed, I would have kissed me too.“

Suho: “And I definitely wanna see you again!”

Kai: *Liked it so much he doesn’t want the night to end there, you two end up sitting on the porch and talking for another hour*

D.O: *doesn’t know what to do so he just smiles and says you goodbyes, he blows you a kiss from the car before he drives off*

*gifs are not mine, credit to owners*

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4. A hospital billed a family nearly $474,000 for a four-day treatment, including a $12 charge for each of the little paper cups that holds the patient’s pills.

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How would you describe
The taste on his lips?

Do they taste like coffee?
Grounded, strong and sometimes sweet
Bursts of energy when you need them most?

Do they taste like smoke?
Cigarettes shared between you
During silent, peaceful moments
After evenings of endless pleasure?

Do they taste like alcohol?
Leaving you dizzy and lightheaded
And you can’t drink too much
For fear of losing control?

Do they taste like promises?
Unspoken words of tenderness
You wouldn’t ever say out loud
Traded between your tongues?

How would you describe
The taste on his lips?
Do they taste like coming home?

// @justapipe-dream  ao3

The best you can do is make
your love for them known,
until you can taste nothing
else; until you are a low hum
buried beneath their naval
or surrounding their lips or
pulsing from their chest.
It is not your responsibility
to convince them that you
are telling the truth. It is not
your responsibility to convince
them that you are the thing
you say you are: theirs, all and
devastatingly, theirs.
—  “for those who need convincing”, Emma Bleker