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snowfox24imcompletetrash  asked:

How would Tale, Fell, and Horror Grillby(if you do them that is) react if some douche bag tried to throw a bucket of water on Fuku to see what would happen, only to have S/O push Fuku out of the way of the splash and get soaked themselves? How would the flame Bois react to S/O chewing out the person who tried to throw water on a flame like, "What do you mean you wanted to know what would happen!? You could have killed them!!" and just overall being ready to slap a bitch?

UT!Grillby

Grillby steps up to your side, glowering at the douche from beneath his fogged glasses.  His silence is intimidating, but everyone can hear his crackling growing into a roaring fire.  The heat has considerably risen within the bar.  

The offender gulps, no longer finding their curiosity amusing.  Grillby extends a finger toward the door, and they trip over themselves in their haste to flee, while everyone remains staring at the three of you.  

Fuku is grateful, although states that it wouldn’t kill her–magic, and all that.  It would, however, be unpleasant.  

Grillby looks over your drenched attire, and you can see his features soften; you know him well enough to pick up on this subtle cues and read his face.  

“…….thank you,” he murmurs, his voice distorted, even though his crackling rage has eased.  "let’s…. get you dried off.“

He escorts you upstairs.

UF!Grillby

Instantly, the bar is an inferno.  

Fellby’s got a jagged, white hot smirk as he glares down his wire-rimmed glasses at the offender.  He’s impressed by your fortitude; the fact that you stood up for his niece means that you’ve got guts, and that’s admirable where he’s from.  Of course, he picked you as his S/O because he saw the fire within your SOUL, and it was enough to make him actually settle down and stop flirting with other people.  

He steps up to your side and reaches out clasp his hand on the jerk’s shoulder.  There’s no mirth within his burning gaze, yet his smirk is bemused.  The offender hisses, trying to pull away, but Fellby holds tight.  Smoke and wisps of violet embers rise from the flame elemental’s touch.  

”…..get out while you still can… or else… i’ll let my flame tear you apart.“  He tilts his head toward you to indicate he’s referring to you, and the offender glances toward your pissed expression.  They quickly realize they’ve chosen the wrong group to mess with, and what started off as drunken wonderment has now got them stone cold sober and scared shitless.

Is that the scent of burning flesh?  

They scramble out of the bar, clutching their shoulder.  Fellby turns to sweep you into his arms, pulling you flush against him.  Steam rises from where your wet clothes meet his flames.  

The night only gets steamier from there.

HT!Grillby

"AAAAUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!”

Grillby lumbers over you, his face contorted in its usual grimace as he turns to the person you’re chewing out.  His hands rest on your shoulders, but his flames don’t burn you; however, steam does begin to rise from between his fingers thanks to your wet clothes.  

The red bird monster squawks a translation:  "GRILLBY SAYS YOU FUCKED UP!“

Grillby proceeds to grab the person over his head effortlessly (even if his magic is depleting, leaving him eternally burning, he’s still got incredible strength), holding their shoulders with one hand and their hips with the other.  They flail, and he chunks them onto the grill.  

*You guys have seen how horrifying HT!Grillbz is, right?  I love him.  Even if he does kinda break my heart. 

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ghostyscotch  asked:

Hey! I found your blog and I'm currently looking through it! But, can I get a little bit of a summery of what's going on please? Sorry to seem annoying or rude but I really wanna be able to see everything before anything else happens!

OKAY!

this au is here the main four work at a strip bar

tord strips

matt strips

edd bartends!

edd was answering questions when from you guys when-

MATT NEEDED ASSISTANCE

EDD WAS TRYING TO RESCUE HIM

AND

FAILED

THEY GOT IN A PREDICAMENT

UPSTAIRS TORD IS GETTING IT ON WITH TOM

THINGS ESCALATE

TORD DOESNT LIKE IT

EDD IS STILL STRUGLING

AND TOM TRIED

THATS THE BEST I CAN DO

I HOPE THAT HELPED

Don’t bother

Just a little thing I thought of before… but I think it kind of makes sense? I thought of this when I saw a picture of @bluejettyy’s Celcea… … I can’t remember how seeing her brought me to this sketch lol. But in my fics Frieza and Cell are married in Hell, so that’s the setting here XD

 xxxxx

Frieza: I want Cell and I to be revived.  

King Yemma: Not happening.

Frieza: I’ll behave myself. I promise.

King Yemma: Do you even believe that?

Frieza: Of course I do! ((I didn’t specify how long I would behave…))

King Yemma: Why do you even want the two of you to be revived? You’ll have to start using contraception - I thought you hated that.

Frieza: What? Why would we need contraception?

King Yemma: Well… if you want to be revived together, I’m assuming you intend to carry on with your relationship? You’ll continue to have sex won’t you?

Frieza: Yes? So?

King Yemma: So there’s a high chance you’ll get Cell pregnant.  

Frieza: What on earth are you talking about? Cell and I are both men!

King Yemma: You’re male, and Cell has male sex organs… but his body is also capable of absorbing the DNA of others for reproductive purposes - for example, your sperm. And because he’s part icejin you two are a match. In fact, Cell is genetically compatible with every race that he’s made up of. He’s really quite a sophisticated invention, Dr. Gero should be proud of him.

Frieza: But - this doesn’t make sense! Cell and I have done it countless times before, and I never once got him pregnant!

King Yemma: Of course you didn’t, you’re both dead. Your bodies aren’t functioning as they should be, he can’t conceive and you can’t impregnate anyone. But if you’re both revived, there’s a high chance he’ll get pregnant - unless you use contraception.

Frieza: *sigh* Dammit…

King Yemma: So. You want to stay dead?

Frieza: … Hm…

Cell: *comes into King Yemma’s office* Hey, are you guys done talking? *looks at Frieza* Are we getting revived or what?

Frieza: … I am. You’re not.

Cell: ?!

The sides as things my British Lit professor has said

Morality: What a great class! Holy sh*t I love you. You’re so smart!

Logic: The same problems you have as a nerdy student you have as a nerdy professor. All your professors used to be nerds, by the way. They’re just professional nerds now.

Princey: This character is the most eccentric and witty and he loves the sh*t out of his baby. Do you not see why I love him?

Anxiety: So… where do we go from here? Seriously, that’s all I had planned for today. What happens now?

So in light of all the crazy shit that happened to Akechi cosplayers at AWA this past weekend, I think it’s about time we all sit down as a fandom and have a serious talk. I’m not here to preach at you or tell you why bullying cosplayers is wrong. This is shit you should already know. What I would like to do is just sort of… raise awareness, I guess; remind everyone that if you see an Akechi cosplayer being harassed, you’re not powerless. You can help. All it takes is one person coming to somebody’s aid to change the outcome of these types of scenarios. Tell the asshole in question to fuck off or, if assault in involved, call the police. Because yes, we’ve gotten to that point in fandom now where legal action can (and should) be taken. Personal feelings about Akechi aside, we’re all human beings and we all love the same thing. This shouldn’t be guerilla-fucking-warfare. It’s a videogame. Goro Akechi’s a fictional character.

Spread this shit like wildfire, guys. Because this isn’t exclusive to this fandom, either. It’s becoming a serious problem.

It Ain’t Me: Part 7

Jungkook x reader ft. Yoongi

Request: Can you make a fake text about how bf hears a rumor about y/n and decides to break up without even knowing the true facts

Genre: Angst

Words: 2.4 K

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Im Seymour And I Live Up Here
In Desert Sands Inside My Sphere

And You May Think I Just Dont Care
About Those Things On Earth Down There

Now You Might Think My Hubris Grows
And Blocks My Vision Down Belows

So I Cant See Whats Happening
But Thats Not True, You Lying Thing

You Slandrous Fucker, Bastard You
Who Think To Tell Me What To Do

I See Just Fine. You Plain Are Wrong.
My Hubris? Small. My Eyes? Their Strong.

Now I Will Tell You How It Is
For Seymour In This Realm Of His.

Most Every Day I Wake From Bed
And Slap My Cosigns Round The Head

I Thwinck Their Snouts, I Flimp Their Brows
I Pummel Them Until They Rouse

Then Off They Go To Do My Will
They Dig And Dig My Sands Until

I Tell Them Stop (I Never Do)
And While They Dig I Look At You.

I See Your Sadness Here And There
When Times Are Bad And Fates Unfair

A See You Smile And See You Frown
I See Your Moods Both Upp And Down

I See You Eat A Radish Yum
And As A Baby Suck Your Thumb

And When Your Old I See You Die.
No Thing Escapes My Watchful Eye.

So When Your Feeling So Alone
Without A Friend And Far From Home

Just Turn Your Gaze To Dome Of Blue
And Know Seymour Is Watching You.

‘Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to. That’s the only way to become what you were meant to be.’ - (This does not mean what you think it does....)

I haven’t written many original posts recently, but given what has happened today, expect quite a few over the next couple of days.

My first post is about the quote above. I wanted to just let my feelings settle a bit before writing this, but it just happens to be the first thing I noticed.

For those unfamiliar, I wrote a post a couple months ago about Kylo Ren and his motivations. It pretty much sums up what Lucasfilm presented to us in this trailer, as far as where Kylo Ren is, psychologically speaking, at the end of The Force Awakens. I would REALLY recommend reading it in order to understand where I am coming from concerning this post.

http://sakurau121.tumblr.com/post/157962305035/you-know-what-the-really-ironic-thing-is-with-kylo

As many of us suspected, the central theme of ‘The Last Jedi’ seems to be indeed that of finding one’s sense of identity

With the above quote I found myself viewing it in a very different light after watching the trailer a few times.

It’s partially to do with the tone of Kylo’s voice. He’s not angry, not even sad exactly. He almost sounds like he is advising someone. And the language also suggests that, when he talks about ‘what YOU were meant to be’, to me this alludes to the fact that he is either being metaphorical or speaking directly to somebody else.

This is purely my own speculation, but in my mind, he is actually speaking to Rey. This line might have been put in simply for the trailer and doesn’t actually exist in the film, but I think it’s part of a conversation. A conversation while Rey and Kylo are connected through the force? A conversation after Kylo reveals Rey’s past, including what happened to her family? Maybe. These are all possibilities.

But why would I jump to this conclusion? After all, isn’t he simply talking about killing his mother and uncle, after having killed his father?

Originally posted by chatnoirs-baton

Actually, I say no.

And it’s for a very simple, logical reason that has nothing to do with sentimentality (although I, like many of you out there I suspect, did indeed tear up when Kylo’s thumb hovered over that button which, if pushed, would end up killing his mother).

It comes from comparing TFA with this trailer. You have to take into account of what has happened in TFA and how that has changed everyone. I don’t actually think Kylo is repeating himself here, that I believe is misdirect but again I might just be overthinking.

Kylo Ren says in the official trailer for TFA that ‘he will finish what Darth Vader started’.

Originally posted by star-wars-is-life

Throughout Episode VII, Kylo Ren is constantly emulating his grandfather, most likely because he wants to be like him. He cherishes Darth Vader’s crumpled mask like an old relic in a museum and wears his own mask proudly at the beginning of the film.

Now let’s compare that to this trailer. What does he do when he says -

‘Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to. That’s the only way to become what you were meant to be.’ 

What does he do?

Originally posted by boomdafunk

He destroys his mask.

In other words, he destroys his old self. The old self that emulated Darth Vader, that was trying to be like the grandfather and hid behind a mask.

This is incredibly literal as this is what the trailer actually wants you to see. The first interpretation one could logically form. And you see how Kylo Ren is doing a complete u-turn here. He is literally doing the opposite to what he did in the TFA trailer. You miss it perhaps because of the impact of what happens soon after this shot. But this point can be expanded upon, as I did in my previous post above.

Kylo Ren, Ben Solo, whoever he is, is trying to find his sense of identity. But he is no longer satisfied with trying to find it by looking into the past, by looking into his family’s history. This INCLUDES Darth Vader, not just Luke, Leia or Han.

I think he is in fact turning his back on his own lineage. Because he thought it would be enough. He thought that by finding out his grandfather was the powerful Sith Lord Darth Vader, he would be able to answer the question of why he could never find balance within himself.

Instead?

He’s even more lost now than he was before. He knows that the answer no longer lies with Darth Vader.

So how does this connect to his dialogue?

Because this mirrors another character’s trajectory. And I believe he says these words to the said character later in the film, when he realizes his past mistake.

Originally posted by starwarsfilms

Rey.

Why? Because she is still struggling, just as he is, with finding ‘her place in all this’. In other words, finding her sense of identity.

What I think is truly amazing is that somebody else in this sequel trilogy has already said these words before, or at least something to this effect.

Originally posted by bruceewayne

‘The belonging you seek is not behind you, it is ahead.’

Phrased completely differently but when you put that next to -

‘Let the past die. That’s the only way to become what you were meant to be.’

Yes, I know I cut a piece of dialogue out but it’s clear what is happening here, and in fact what is happening throughout this trailer.

Kylo and Rey’s paths are not just similar.

They are one and the same.

This is why people have come away from this trailer questioning whom Snoke is referring to. Because in a way it doesn’t matter. The point Lucasfilm is making here is that ‘Rey and Kylo are two halves-’

And you can finish off the rest of that sentence.

Now back to what I said at the beginning of this post. I think we will find out more of Rey’s past, but my daydreaming self is saying that Kylo warns Rey, just as Maz did, to not let her past completely inform her future. Otherwise, she could end up like him, misguided and lost. When he says ‘kill it if you have to’, this could be on a figurative level or it may allude to Rey’s dark origins (stay turned for that post).

If what he’s saying is basically the same as what Maz recommends to Rey, then what does that say about Kylo? What does that say about the light and dark, if they are essentially saying the same thing? :-)

So what do you guys think? Let me know through comments and reblog and check out for more posts in the coming days. This is such an exciting time to be part of this fandom and I love you all very much! You make the experience a hundred times more moving and fun! I nearly screamed at the end of that trailer and for a minute thought I was genuinely hallucinating. Gobsmacked, speechless, is best way I can describe it.

How To Attract What You Desire

Before you begin:

• Know what you want. What you really want. And don’t think of “how” you’ll get it.
• Write the desire in present tense on a card. It is now your goal card.
• Carry this card with you and read it often. This is putting the desire into your subconscious mind.
• Check if your goal is really what you want. Can you imagine bigger? Are you letting fear stop you? Are you answering your soul’s calling with this?

Night:

• How you fall asleep determines what shows up in your life. Everytime. Without fail. So we start our day how we fell asleep the night before, actually. Ask your self one question before you sleep: “If my wishes were fulfilled, how would I feel?” Fall asleep to that question satisfied.
• Record an MP3 or voice note of your OWN voice, reciting positive affirmations. Get examples online but personalize them. Your subconscious mind trusts your own voice. Use it.
• Never ever let yourself fall asleep feeling stress or failure. Don’t invite it in.

Morning:

• When your eyes open, set your intention for the day.
• Did you have any dreams last night? Write them down.
• Write 5 things you’re grateful for. Increase to 10 after a while and begin to include wishes that are yet to manifest e.g. “I’m grateful I now weigh __”

Day:

• Read Think And Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill. (PDF’s online) Read slowly and reflectively.
• Read Feeling Is The Secret by Neville Goddard (PDF’s online)
• The Secret book/DVD is great for beginners but you’re going to have to dig deeper to pull this off.
• Do what makes you smile. Read, play your music, call a friend, go for walks. Do whatever you can to lighten your mood.
Write about your desire as if it’s already happened.
Visualize your life ASSUMING the desire has already happened. How do you feel? What are you wearing? Where are you? Was manifesting easy and fun?

Remember:

Bruce Lee, Jim Carrey, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah Winfrey, Big Sean, Conor McGregor and countless others have used this formula. It works, and it will work for you.

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LOOK WHAT I WOKE UP TO THIS MORNING!!!

Oh my gosh!!! I finally hit 5000+ followers???? Really didn’t think this would happen but here we are!

So in celebration of all of you sticking around through my many mood swings and self indulgent posts I  decided to do one of those raffles I see everywhere.


RULES:


1. Because this is for my followers, you have to be following me to participate. But also dont just follow me for the raffle cause that wouldn’t be cool.


2. Like stated above, one like and one reblog. I don’t want anyone getting spammed. Only one reblog will count!!


And thats it for the rules because I havent really thought this through too much.


Prizes!!


3rd place will receive a single character full body piece, fully coloured!


2nd place will get a 2 to 3 character full body, fully coloured


1st place will get a short comic!! Meaning not a full story or anything like that. As in, a scene from a fanfic you really like (with writer’s permission) or a couple of nerds doing some nerd stuff.


What I will draw!!


° Undertale is my obvious specialty, but i’ll draw from any fandom as long as I have proper references.


° Ocs (I love ocs alright??)


° nsfw things. But they’ll be posted on my nsfw blog


What I CANT draw


°Mechas. Please be kind



Deadline is Halloween because I love Halloween


So that gives you a while to reblog ヽ(*・ω・)ノ


Good luck and all that!!! And thank you all for being awesome and supportive!! It’s really meant a lot to me these past few months, and I love you guys (*¯ ³¯*)♡

  • partner: i think we should break up
  • me: kay
  • band: we're breaking up
  • me: WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'BREAKING UP'? THAT CAN'T HAPPEN! I'VE DEDICATED MY WHOLE LIFE TO YOU, HOW DARE YOU THINK YOU CAN COME IN HERE AND TELL ME THIS LIKE IT'S NOTHING? LIKE I'M NOTHING? DID I NEVER MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU? WAS I JUST A PART OF YOUR GAMES? DO YOU LIKE SEEING ME IN PAIN IS THAT IT?
The wrong Executioners

So my character, the lawful good cleric, and the party’s chaotic neutral fighter are related with the cleric being the nephew and fighter his uncle. We just pulled into the dock of a major city in a giant floating basket that was being pulled by 2 wild shaping druids and our bard who has a magic cloak. We need to wait so everyone takes up odd jobs or kills time. I decided to bond with my emotionally numb uncle who likes killing by proposing we break into a prison and beat up the prisoners where as he suggested we just execute deathrow prisoners while i read them their last rights. Because my cleric has an obsession with judgement being dealt to evil characters.
We walk into the nearest guard house and the following happens.
Guard: “What can I do for ya?”
Fighter: “We’re here to see if you had an opening for prisoner executions. I want to execute your deathrow prisoners and my nephew wants to read them their last rights.”
Guard: *thinks for a minute* “Actually we do have an opening, at least eight actually, our guy Jeffrey couldnt come in today.”
Fighter: “Great, can I use my own sword?”
Cleric(me): “Can I use my own last rights?”
Ooc my party lost it.
The guard proceeds to tell us both no and that we’ll both be getting the tools for the job before asking us to follow him.
We later found out after a couple of scene cuts that we were hired to kill pigs and we got 5 silver for it.

If you guys thought that Sirius didn't use the map to become the biggest gossip queen you're wrong.
  • Sirius: WAIT, GUYS, SOMETHING IS HAPPENING!
  • Remus: What is it, what's wrong?
  • Sirius: Emmeline and Fabian have been in the fourth corridor broom closet for at least ten minutes now.
  • Remus: Sirius that isn't an emergency.
  • Sirus: It will be when Gideon finds out.
  • ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  • Sirius: Oh ho ho, what's happening here?
  • James: What now, Padfoot?
  • Sirius: Oh nothing. It just looks like Evans and McKinnon are taking a long walk around the lake together. What do you think they're talking about?
  • James: Sirius-
  • Sirius: Boys, perhaps? Come on.
  • James: Where are you going??
  • Sirius: To LISTEN, obviously! The map can only do so much, Prongs.
  • ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  • Remus: Pads, can I see your potions essay? I want to make sure I'm doing this right.
  • Sirius: Oh, I'm not going to write that. Longbottom is going to write it for me.
  • Remus: What - when did he say that?
  • Sirius: He doesn't know yet.
  • Remus: He's not going to write your essay for you, Sirius.
  • Sirius: He will if he doesn't want anyone to find out that he skipped on Quidditch practice to spend half an hour in the empty dorm with Alice.
  • Remus: ...We didn't make the map for blackmail!
  • Sirius: I know, who thought it would be as useful as it actually is??
Caryl question on SiriusXM

Interview with Lennie, Melissa, JDM, Andy and Norman, and Dalton Ross.

Q: Will Daryl ever have a love interest, and is it possible to have it with Carol since that seems to be the woman he’s closest to?

Norman: Is it possible? Yeah, it’s totally possible. umm….

Q: Will you explore it?

Norman: You know it’s such a  thing… and there’s… and the two teams are very vocal about the thing, you know…

Melissa: Keep talking.

Norman: Do you want to jump in here at anytime, please?

Melissa: You’re doing just fine.

Norman: Thank you, thank you.

Melissa: I’m interested to hear what he has to say..

Norman: I just… Is it possible? Yeah, it’s possible. Will it happen? I don’t know. We don’t know, to be honest. Could I see it happening? Yeah. Could I see it not happening? Yeah. I don’t know to be honest. I do think she’s the closest to him, but you know she’s kinda been tarting around with a whole bunch of people…

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Norman: I mean… maybe tarting…

Melissa: Tarting? Around?

(everyone talks at once)

Lennie: Did you say?…

Norman: There’s a lot of suitors… is that the right way to say it?

Melissa: Carol does not “tart”!

Norman: There’s a lot of suitors. Is that a better way to say it?

JDM: That’s a better way. Just tartin’ around!

Norman: There’s quite a few characters that have their eye on her, which might make Daryl upset… I don’t know.

Dalton: One is a tiger.

Melissa: That’s interesting.

Lennie: One’s a tiger.

Norman: Do you want to jump in?

Melissa: Tarting around. Carol’s a tart. What can I say? Such a tart!

Lennie: That’s going to be on a t-shirt.

Melissa: Carol’s such a tart.

Andy: Cookies and tartin’ around.

Melissa: Pop Tart.

Norman: I don’t know though, people ask that every day. I really don’t know.

To be honest, if there is a side on VLD that I’d expect to go heavy on propaganda, it would have been the Galra Empire. 

Like, it would be just perfect. The Galra are already a pretty heavy metaphor on imperialism, imo, so they using propaganda would just make so much more sense! How else would they impose their position as the most powerful in the Universe? How else would Zarkon have convinced all of those to join them on his army?

(and, from what we’ve seen, he pretty much did that. Ulaz, when explaining the Blade of Marmora to the paladins, said that Zarkon promised stability for their people who just lost their planet. On the origins episode, we’ve seen Zarkon coming back and using the grief of the galra people to make them join his side. This is propaganda! This is a tyrant taking advantage on the fragility of his people to make them join him without thinking of the consequences like many others did before and many still fucking do!)

And the propaganda would also hide the atrocities the galra empire does to keep their rule on the universe - from what we’ve seen on the space mall, I think it’s safe to say that there are normal civilians under the empire, living normally with their lives. So it’s only obvious that the galra would use the propaganda to keep them unquestioning. To hide the fact that the galra enslaves and tortures entire planets. And when they do know, it’s shown in a way that “it’s not so bad, it’s the price for us to live our comfortable and safe lives” 

So we would see the paladins going against this propaganda. Like, I don’t know. Showcasing how poor the conditions on the enslaved planets are on hijacked transmissions. Graffiti on posters. Seriously anything there are so many possibilities here!!!

Instead, we have…….. Propaganda for the Coalition? 

Why? What is this imperialistic bullshit?! It is a rebellion, for god’s sake!

But I guess that’s what happens when USAmericans decide to write this sort of story.

(also, can you imagine how fucking cooler would it be if instead of those “Join the Coalition”  bs posters, we had Galra posters graffitied all over with shit like “ fight back”? Just my opinion here)

How you meet your new companions (the wrong way)

So one time my friends and I were playing Out of the Abyss and I had to be added in afterwards since I missed the first day. So our DM had to somehow incorporate me. As reference the party was a Dragonborn Bard (me), Rouge Tabaxi, Human Mage, and Half Celestial Samurai. 

So the DM made my character be an escaped prisoner who happens to find the others in the tunnels. When I found them they were trying to be sneaky and avoid any confrontations. Seeing how anxious they were (and the fact that I am an oblivious sheltered noble) I decided… take out my lute and start playing.

Me - Hello! Over here! Im playing a lute! (I was planning to sing “Lute Suit” here but I didnt)

Celestial - OMG what the hell are you doing?!

Tabaxi - If you dont shut your mouth Im going to throw this dagger at you.

Human - (laughing uncontrollably)

DM - Uh… 

To shut me up the Tabaxi threw her knife at me and I was like

Me - Woah OK kitty (pats her head while she looks humiliated)

After that the Celestial and the Tabaxi never trusted me again. (until I healed them during every encounter because the whole team had no defense what so ever)

Meant to Be (1)

Meant to Be Masterlist

Pairing: Prince!Bucky X Servant!Reader

Words: 609

Warnings: None yet!

Summary: As the news of the King’s death spreads throughout the land, lords and ladies from the nearby countries swarm the castle to offer condolences to the queen and her son. As the prince mourns his father, he is met with the reality that he must now choose a wife and begin his reign.

A/N: I’m still shit at summaries. It’s more interesting I swear. Congrats @sherrybaby14 on your 2K :) :) This is for her 2K Villain Challenge. This’ll probably be a short series. Let me know if you want to be tagged HERE.

P.S. I’ll do the tags tomorrow. I’m really tired right now.

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About Mortal-Apo//o (now spooky-apo//o)

I know there have been many posts explaining who she is, and what she’s done as you all can see on her tumblr. Here’s a good masterpost of some of the stuff she’s said on here if you don’t already know, you’ll need to see that for the rest of this. 

While she has done and excused some horrible things on here for you all to see, there’s more that you don’t know about. In the discord group chat she mods, and within our personal or group chats. I’ve been afraid to bring it to light for awhile, because the adults running said discord terrify me and would rather shut up a kid who’s in trouble or unsafe than remove a harmful adult from the group. In fact, just today my girlfriend was kicked from the discord immediately after telling the admin (who is 30 years old) what Mary has done to us, and the ways shes caused me trauma (which we’ll get into later.) It was this call to kick her from the server rather than try to protect the children (some under 13) still in that server that prompted me to make this post. If nothing else, I hope those around Mary see this, and can take caution, distance themselves, and stay safe.

Before you click the read more, please be cautioned. There’s mentions of trama, panic attacks, anxiety, grooming, adult/minor relationships, and more.

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