do you see what i'm getting at here

  • me: *makes one post saying i'm more worried about jewish people in the current political climate, than i am of pewdiepie potentially losing money after making antisemitic jokes*
  • you demons, flooding my inbox: pewdiepie is an innocent 27 year old child, and if you watched his videos instead of listening to all the lies the evil mainstream media feeds you you'd know this! he wasn't being antisemitic, he was just paying poor foreign people to humiliate themselves by writing antisemitic hate speech on a sign! all those times he made antisemitic jokes in the past doesn't count, because they're just jokes! he even made a half-assed apology video were he spent half of the time whining about how unfairly the media is treating him, what more do you want? also here's an endless amount of #standwithpewdiepie videos you have to watch where famous youtubers defends him, never mentions the recent rise in antisemitism, and plays into the alt-right narrative that all mainstream media is fake news! so as you can see, pewdiepie has never done anything wrong, and if you as much as imply otherwise you're being a mean bigot who need's to be taught a lesson in respect™ from markiplier :)
Batfam as things my coworkers have said
  • Bruce, overheard on the phone as he's leaving WE: Wait, your brother is at work? (...) Oh thank god, that means I can sleep when I get home.
  • ---------------
  • Dick, giving Duke a tour of the Batcave: I'm sure you'll fit in just fine. Everyone's really nice here. Except for Jason.
  • Jason, from across the cave: That's messed up!
  • ---------------
  • Stephanie: *sees Cass's hand is bandaged up* Oh my god, are you okay?
  • Cass: Yeah, I just stabbed myself. It's fine.
  • ---------------
  • Tim: What, you think that because you're bootylicious, you can do whatever you want?
  • Jason, nodding: Yeah, pretty much.
  • ---------------
  • Damian: Alfred knows everything, he just pretends that he doesn't.
  • Alfred: Well, somebody needs to know something around here.
  • ---------------
  • Stephanie, inspecting Tim's under-eye circles: You need some makeup, fam. That shit is unsettling.
  • ---------------
  • Dick, to Roy: I hereby name you an official member of the family!
  • Jason: It's a trap, dude. You don't wanna be part of this family.
  • ---------------
  • Tim: Has anyone seen my coffee?
  • All: No.
  • Tim: Looks like it sucks to be Steph today. *picks up Stephanie's coffee and walks away*
  • ---------------
  • Duke: You've gotta be crazy to work here.
  • Jason: You don't HAVE to be crazy. We can always train you.
  • ---------------
  • WE Employee: *walks into Bruce's office to hear a loud alarm coming from his computer while Bruce fills out paperwork, seemingly unperturbed*
  • WE Employee: How can you just sit there and listen to that?
  • Bruce: Do you have any idea how many kids I have?
The lions and their paladins in season 2:
  • Keith: *is mildly uncomfortable*
  • Red: I'M COMING BABY DON'T YOU WORRY MAMA'S HERE TO DESTROY WHOEVER HURT YOU
  • Black: I'm with Shiro now, get over it
  • Zarkon: I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love
  • Black: ... Anyway, Shiro, wanna see my cool wings?
  • Lance: What do I do?!
  • Blue: Do you think being a Primarina will help?
  • Hunk: Uh oh
  • Yellow: Time to bring out the Muscle™
  • Pidge: idk I just think tech is better than nature
  • Green: *destroys Galra tech by making roots burst out of it* Really? Are you sure?

barley-st-band  asked:

Hey Ethan! Just hoping that living in LA is everything you hoped and more :) I'm so proud of you for how far you've come, and I'm so happy to have been here to see you grow so much, even if it's not as long as I would've liked (I wish I'd found your channel sooner!) Either way, you deserve every bit of the recognition that you're getting now and more, and I hope that you always get to keep doing what you love for a living. Love you!

That’s so sweet. thank you so so much :’) It’s amazing having you guys with me on this journey :)

anonymous asked:

YAY so glad I'm here for your requests opening!! ^^ Any chance I could get RFA and MC after having "special brownies" for the first time (whether by accident or on purpose)?

~Oh my god. Okay lololol


Yoosung

  • He’s the kid that doesn’t feel anything so he eats more
  • Big mistake
  • Gets on LOLOL and just sucks horribly
  • He’s running around laughing and his guild is like WTF Yoosung what are you doing???
  • Orders 2 pizzas from different places just to see which one would get there quicker
  • Calls V on speakerphone for you both
  • He is just feeling really lovey and kind
  • But it’s like 3am and V has no idea whats going on and why Yoosung keeps bursting out laughing mid apology
    • “I’m so sorry I thought about punching you that one time, man…also be honest is that your real hair??? (both of you burst out laughing) I dye my hair too so you can confess to me it’s okay I won’t tell annyyoooneee”

Jumin

  • He has slipped into the void
  • Literally just spends the whole time petting Elizabeth 3rd and examining her close up
  • Feels intense love for her and how cute she is
    • “MC, the pads on her right paw are slightly pinker than her left??? Grab a pen I need to write this down at once.”
  • Impromptu Ellie fashion show
  • You’re grabbing ribbons and bows and frills and dressing her up so cute
  • You both are just gushing over her
  • Jumin is taking amazing photos for the first time in his life
  • He also recorded her and on a playback he swears she is saying “i love you” and now he wont stop listening to it and its been 3 hours

Zen

  • He’s a talker
  • Won’t shut up
  • He is just blabbering on and on when it hits
  • He’s singing songs and showing you dance moves for fun
  • You guys sit and watch some of his musicals and he is entranced by himself
  • Also having you brush and braid his hair as you both watch
  • Okay but he is also feeling frisky
  • Keeps making moves on you and kissing you
    • “I love the feel of your lips on mine”
  • He’s getting pretty handsy and you’re just laughing
  • Anyway it isn’t long before you gets you into the bedroom

Jaehee

  • She has never felt more relaxed™ in her lifeee
    • “Is this what not being stressed feels like??”
  • Someone help her
  • She hasn’t stopped smiling for 2 hours now
  • A ‘Doer’ when she is high
  • Even though she moves slowly
  • She decided to bake a new muffin recipe that came into her brain
  • And she is smiling and humming and mixing happily
  • Tasting everything
  • Letting you taste everything
  • Just enjoying life tbh
  • And she baked up the best muffins she has ever made to this day

Saeyoung

  • Most of the time is spent watching internet videos and laughing at memes
  • Vine compilations all night
  • You’ll watch the same thing 15 times and still be laughing so hard that your sides hurt
  • SO. MUCH. JUNK.FOOD.
  • He has the munchies really bad
  • He is also hyper-focused and faster at hacking somehow?
  • So you guys decide to mess with Yoosung of course
  • You hack into his gaming comp in the middle of him playing LOLOL
  • It flashed with a pic of Saeyoung’s glasses
  • And Yoosung has to look at his webcam and say ‘God 707, Defender of Justice, please save me! Fix my computer so I can go back to my game-addicted ways!”
  • Which he, of course, records as Yoosung says it with a scowl
jealous | reggie mantle (riverdale)

Originally posted by riverdalesource

prompt: 28- “shut up, just shut up!”

a/n: this is work of my newest lil bean co-owner davina!! please leave a warm message in our ask box or down below so she knows you guys are loving her work!! leave request my babies!!

it’s been two months since Reggie and I started dating, two truly beautiful months.

we’ve been best friends since the kindergarten so we practically grew up together, even though our families hated each other for unknown reasons.

because of that, we decided to keep our whole relationship as a secret. so the two of us were happy, at least for a while.

it was Sunday night and as a weirdo that I am, I spent it watching my favorite horror movies. Suddenly, I heard tapping on my window. I hurriedly stood up and grabbed my flashlight.

“Who… who is it?” I stuttered.

“Michael Myers” I heard a familiar voice. It was my beloved significant other, Reginald Mantle.

“Reggie?!” I was upset and creeped out.

“What on earth are you doing? You scared the shit out of me!”

“Now, now, can I come in or not?” He said trough laughter. I quickly dragged him inside my room, trying not to wake up my parents.

“So? What is so important, Mantle?”

“Look" he sighed

“Will you come to the match tomorrow night?”

“The football match?“ he nodded. 

“Reggie… I don’t think we…” “Y/N…”

“My parents will be there!” I halfshouted

“I’m sick of these secrets, Y/N! You are my girlfriend, my soulmate. I would kill for you, I would take you on a journey to heaven and show you to the angels. I care about you more than I care about their reaction.”

he grabbed my hand “please” he whispered

I was truly touched with his words, so I decided to say yes to the match.

“Fine.” I sighed

‘What could possibly go wrong?’ I thought. well, I wasn’t right.

I spent the whole day thinking about the match and my boyfriend. I hoped that my parents won't be there, regardless to the fact that my older brother was in the team too.

“Y/N?”

unexpectedly my best friend, Veronica approached me

I met Veronica last year and we have been friends since then. Best friends, actually. In attempt to grab my coffee, she realized that I was in fact wearing a Riverdale Bulldogs shirt underneath my denim jacket.

“You are not going to that match, right?”

“I am, actually.”

Even though we were besties, I haven’t told her about my relationship with Reggie.

“You… have some something you wish to tell me?” Crap, she knew me well. She knew I was hiding something.

I shook my head “No, I do not.”

That was a terrible mistake.

It was finally 6:30PM. I grabbed my phone along with my car keys and left the family house.

i was terrified and excited at the same time. The stands were full, this surely was an important match for the Bulldogs. All of a sudden, Veronica appeared in front of me.

“Veronica?” I gasped.

“What… what are you doing here?" "I'm a cheerleader, silly” she laughed.

the situation was getting worse and worse “Are… are my parents here?” I asked the raven haired girl in front of me

“Oh yeah. They are with your brother in the changing room.” Boom. That was it. It always gets worse.

“Veronica… I have to tell you somet….”

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the annual Riverdale High vs Kingsley High match.” I was cut off by the host.

“Listen, I gotta go. See you later, okay?” She kissed my cheek and ran away to her River Vixens.

I quickly sat on my seat in the stands, waiting for my boyfriend to appear.

I saw my parents, sitting there, without even noticing me. My anxiety hit me.

Suddenly, a strange group of boys in lather jackets sat next to me. I couldn't recognize them, they weren't from our school.

“Hello there, beautiful” One of them spoke, grabbing my shoulder.

“I… I'm not” I was fearful. I tried to pull down his hand

“… and now we welcome the Riverdale Bulldogs and our one and only, River Vixens!”

“I have a boyfriend” I whispered, my voice was shaky. On spur of moment, the Bulldogs appeared, with my boyfriend in the first row.

“He doesn't have to know, babe” He tried to press his lips against mine.

“No!” I slapped him. That caught my boyfriend's eye.

“Hey!” Reggie said to the guy next to me.

Suddenly, the music stopped.

“What do you think you're doing?”

He was furious. The guy in the lather jacket stood up.

“Reggie…” I tried to calm him down. The whole crowd, including my parents, was staring.

“If you ever lay a hand on my girlfriend, I will murder your ass!"  He said with anger in his voice. Tears started forming in my eyes.

Everybody started clapping and cheering "Reggie?!” I whispered.

“My… OUR parents, we cannot…”

“Shut up, just shut up.”

He sensually kissed me and the clapping became even louder.  I saw my parents, sitting there, laughing and clapping with the rest of the crowd.

I was happy, for the first time in my life, I was actually happy. I loved Reggie, the way his eyes met mine. He surely was a jealous type, but if you weren't jealous every once in a while, you wouldn't be in love.

Fake Chats #155
  • Hoseok: when is spring actually gonna get here?
  • Yoongi: beats me.
  • Hoseok: I wanna see the flowers!
  • Yoongi: yeah.
  • Hoseok: I want the cold to go away and I want the sunshine to be WARM!
  • Yoongi: mm.
  • Hoseok: I'm sorry, do you want me to shut up?
  • Yoongi: no. Never.
  • Hoseok: you want spring to hurry up too, don't you?
  • Yoongi: honestly, as long as I've got you, I don't care what season it is.
  • Hoseok: and you call Jimin and Kookie cheesy.
  • Yoongi: they're having a bad influence on me.
  • Hoseok: no, I like it. Can we hold hands too?
  • Yoongi: it's not like I can say no to you.
  • Hoseok: really?
  • Yoongi: you know perfectly well how fond I am of you, stop pretending.
if zootopia had a gag reel
  • Flash: ...9...
  • Judy: THD03.
  • Flash: ...T...
  • Judy: HD03.
  • Flash: ...H... *his gadget crashes* ...this...is...the...third...time...this...happened...
  • Judy: *groans* I need more coffee for this scene...
  • -----
  • Gideon: Baa, baa, whaddya gonna do, cry?
  • Judy: Hey! You heard-- *her police cap slips completely over her head and she trips and falls over*
  • Gideon: ...Y'all, we'd better help her out before she actually does cry.
  • ----
  • *shortly after Mr. Manchas started going feral*
  • Judy: ...Mr. Manchas...?
  • *they open the door, finding that his tail was caught between his floorboards and he was desperately trying to get it out*
  • Mr. Manchas: ...It happened again, I know!
  • Nick: ...I don't know what I expected.
  • ------
  • Nick: ...Carrots. You saved my life.
  • Judy: Well, that's what we do at ZPD--EEEEEYAGH--
  • *they start falling, but the vines had been long enough that they were cocooned and still hit the ground with a loud thud*
  • Bogo: *rushes towards them* That--wasn't part of your act, right?
  • Nick: *visibly dazed* I'm seeing quick brown foxes jumping over rabbits...
  • -----
  • Nick: *starts petting Bellwether's head* So fluffy-- *accidentally rips off a huge chunk of her wool*
  • Bellwether: ...Still typing here. Totally not noticing you just did that.
  • ----
  • Bogo: ...You're fired.
  • Judy: What? Why?
  • Bogo: Insubordination!
  • Judy: *holds back laughter* S-sorry--I just can't--the word "insubordination" is just too funny--
  • Bogo: *looks at the camera* This is the fifteenth take. I cannot work like this--I'll be in my trailer--
  • ------
  • Judy: No, I am a cop. And I'm on the Emmitt Otterton case, and my evidence puts him in your car. So intimidate me all you want, I'm going to-- *sneezes at Mr. Big*
  • Mr. Big: ...It's all right. Many an animal gets the sniffles here.
  • -----
  • Judy: ...I don't deserve to wear this badge.
  • Bogo: Hopps.
  • Bellwether: Judy-- *forgets her lines*
  • Bogo: Bellwether.
  • Judy: Bogo.
  • Bellwether: Judy.
  • Nick: *offscreen* Nick!
  • -----
  • Nick: Look, you gave her a--a clown vest and joke mobile and two--two--two uh, what--yeah, no, sorry, I think I'm the one who needs that clown vest and joke mobile. *pokes his own nose* Honk honk.
  • ------
  • *Judy's train into Zootopia breaks down multiple times in the middle of its journey.*
  • Judy: *as the train breaks down in the middle of the polar region* Well, at least I can always stop by for some ice cream.
  • Judy: *as the train breaks down in the middle of the desert region* At least I can sunbathe here.
  • Judy: *as the train breaks down in the middle of the rainforest area* Wait, we're filming Mr. Manchas' part already?
  • ------
  • Clawhauser: *sipping loudly on his soda while Judy looks at the case file*
  • Judy: *is trying to hold back laughter*
  • Clawhauser: *unexpectedly burps really loudly* S-sorry, I didn't mean to do that--
  • Judy: *falls off her chair, laughing*
  • -------
  • Bucky: Hey buddy, turn down the depressing music!
  • Judy: *turns off her alarm clock*
  • Pronk: Leave the meter man alone! Didn't you hear the conversation? She feels like a failure!
  • Bucky: Oh, shut up!
  • Pronk: You shut up!
  • Bucky: You shut up!
  • Pronk: You shut up!
  • *they suddenly belt out Black Eyed Peas*
  • Bucky and Pronk: Shut up, just shut up, shut up--shut it up, just shut up, shut up--
  • Judy: *looks at the camera* Tomorrow's another day. Cut!
  • -----
  • Finnick: *from underneath the stroller* She hustled you-- *realizes his voice is actually high and pitchy* Wait--what--Nick, what did you do--
  • Nick: A little helium in your trailer, friend. Besides, you gotta be real convincing as a baby, don't you?
  • -------
  • Bogo: Two days to find the otter. Or you quit. That was the deal. Badge.
  • Judy: *is snickering*
  • Bogo: What now?
  • Judy: I-I'm sorry--I thought you said "baa". Like, baa baa Bogo, have you any wool? *falls in laughter*
  • Bogo: ...Excuse me while I actually facepalm here for a bit.
  • ------
  • Nick: All right, get in here. *steps back a bit as Judy goes in for the hug*
  • Judy: *lunges in for the hug and finds nothing, then falls on her face*
  • Nick: Sorry, just had t'get that out. *picks her up and actually hugs her* See, this is why we work so well. She knows my jokester side too well and just goes with it.
  • Judy: *muffled chuckling* ...I'm gonna fill your trailer with helium later, I swear.
  • -----
  • *while on the cable car*
  • Judy: ...Thank you.
  • Nick: *humming* What can I say, except "you're welcome?"
  • Judy: *chuckles* Should've never showed you that movie before filming. You've been humming it for days now.
  • -----
  • Judy: What are you gonna do? Kill me?
  • Bellwether: *chuckles* Of course not. He is. *pulls out a water pistol and splashes Nick's face* Wha--
  • Nick: *falls over, laughing* S-sorry, it was too easy--switching your gun to a water pistol--
  • Bellwether: *looks at the camera* Cue to Nick not being able to find where he hid the actual thing.
  • -----
  • Scientist: Mayor Lionheart, please. We're doing everything that we can.
  • Mayor Lionheart: Really? 'Cause I have a dozen and a half animals here who've gone off the rails--ails--ah, *stutters* Sorry, sorry, going too fast-- *chuckles* Wasn't quite my tempo back there...
  • ------
  • Bogo: *playing with the Gazelle app on his phone*
  • Clawhauser: *bursts into the room* Chief Bogo!
  • Bogo: *freaks out, throwing his phone out the window*
  • Clawhauser: ...You got another phone, right? And you still have my number on it?
  • -----
  • *Nick and the rest of the cast are backstage, taking a selfie with Gazelle and her tigers*
  • Nick: All right everyone, say, "sequel"!
The Hamilton people as things I have heard my teachers say
  • <p> <b>Hamilton:</b> Well if you write about the drama here you would never run out of things to write<p/><b>Laurens:</b> There is always that one white dude who messes things up<p/><b>Hercules:</b> No you will die and I will get in trouble if I see you. So I shall now look away so please do not die.<p/><b>Lafayette:</b> This once I shall speak English so everyone understands because it's very important<p/><b>Washington:</b> You have to at least pretend to be listening to what I say<p/><b>Eliza:</b> You can't just freak out when you don't get something. Just calm down and we'll try again<p/><b>Angelica:</b> I'm not done talking so why are you talking<p/><b>Peggy:</b> You do realize you are in a classroom and I am in here. Right.<p/><b>Maria:</b> Please just do this one thing. Then you can forget it ever happened.<p/><b>Burr:</b> I have many regrets. But this idea is definitely on the top 5.<p/></p>
  • Raven: *Knocks on Qrow's door*
  • Qrow: *Opens door*
  • Qrow: ...............
  • Qrow: *Attempts to close door*
  • Raven: *Forces door open*
  • Raven: Alright, brother, get in the fucking car.
  • Qrow: What the fuck do you want.
  • Raven: It's mother's day. We're going to see mom.
  • Qrow: First of all, Mother's day is a week from now.
  • Raven: I've packed rations for the trip. All you need to bring is your scythe.
  • Qrow: .......Second of all, since when did you give a fuck about family? You weren't even there for your own daughter's birthday.
  • Raven: And was she here right now for mother's day? No.
  • Qrow: That's because she's 9 and lives in Patch. I'm in Atlas right now doing spywork. How did you even find out where I was?
  • Raven: Not important. Anyways, you should care more about the clan than this stupid found family of yours.
  • Qrow: ...Goodbye Raven.
  • Raven: I MADE A MIXTAPE FOR THE TRI-
  • Qrow: *Slams door shut, locks the door*

dariattic-reblogs  asked:

Hello mama Bree! I'm sorry that my question is more fantasy storytelling than anything, I don't know how to figure it out on my own - what do you think is the distinction between witches, wizards, mages, sorcerers etc, if any?

This is actually an excellent question and one that gets debated here in the tumblr pagan community from time to time. As far as fantasy literature goes, my personal connotations of the words are thus (barring commonly-used gender and alignment stereotypes):

Witch - Heavy use of spells and potions and plants, often capable of seeing things clearly where others can’t or won’t, usually live alone or with other witches or many many cats, not big on combat magics but the first person you want handy if healing or defense or good advice is needed, usually stationary (in storytelling, the witch doesn’t generally come to you, you go to seek out the witch). Do not ever EVER cross one.

Wizard - More partial to spells and cantrips which require deep knowledge of other languages (often old dead ones that few other people know or speak anymore), associated with magic that requires institutional learning, often has an array of specialized magical tools and arcane texts to work with, prone to meddling (for good or for ill), may be versed in combat (or at least offensive) magics.

Mage - User of more elemental magics, either of one particular element or a combination or two or more, also partial to books but more intuitive than wizards, excellent to have in the party as their magical skills tend to be of the practical kind that are useful on long and perilous quests and they don’t need a lot of extra equipment since they can throw together a spell with whatever’s around them.

Sorcerer(ess) - Heavily ritualized magic which requires a great deal of preparation and learning and often requires highly obscure items or substances, often maintains a lair or stronghold because of the amount of devices and research materials required for their craft, generally either the first person you want on your side or the last person you’d want to be fighting.

DON'T HATE ON GLOSSARYCK
  • Reason 1: "Maybe that's what you need" - What if, that's a form of training?
  • Reason 2: He may be affected by Ludo's dark Magic.
  • Reason 3: It seems like whenever there is a new holder of the book, Glossy's old memories kind of, erase? That could be seen in the last seconds of "Bon Bon The Birthday Clown" too. I SURE DARN KNOW THAT's WHAT HAPPENED!
  • Reason 4: I'm pretty sure you aren't blind and you can see that's NOT THE 'REAL' GLOSSARYCK, something of the above has happened to him (I swear it's 3, I know it)
  • Reason 5: EVEN STAR's PARENTS KNOW WHAT's GOING ON EXACTLY BUT THEY DID NOT SAY A WORD. JUST GO AND RE-WATCH THE CALL SCENE BETWEEN THEM AND STAR. EVERY SECOND OF IT. I SWEAR- something's not right here.
  • Prepare your buttholes for the next episodes y'all. We are getting into juicy shit.
  • AND PLEASE
  • WE DO NOT KNOW SHIT YET
  • DO NOT HATE ON HIM HE IS SO PURE
  • I'm still crying from that episode, bye.
  • I mean, go the past episodes, he was a good boy and a really caring teacher. That can't be him. IT's obvious. The hate really triggers me. We do NOT know anything yet!
signs as shit dub!kaiba said
  • aries: we've come this far and i'm not gonna blow it. actually, yes i am.
  • taurus: stop saving the world and get a hobby.
  • gemini: if i had a dime for every time you used the word destiny, i'd be even richer.
  • cancer: boooring. let's duel.
  • leo: i want him to see what he missed out on so give him a good seat for the next duel. aHAHAHAH! i'm funny.
  • virgo: oh great. if it isn't the dweeb patrol.
  • libra: that's it! i'm not gonna stand here and talk to some mutated hood ornament. i'm just gonna blast you into next week.
  • scorpio: mokuba, what do i always tell you? if at first you don't succeed, blast them with your blue eyes again!!
  • sagittarius: so you have a dweeb army? am i supposed to be scared to attack?
  • capricorn: me? duel you? i would have more of a challenge playing solitaire.
  • aquarius: anyone who's late for registration will be disqualified. mokuba, make sure wheeler's late.
  • pisces: oh great. i'm hallucinating again.

kiiwis  asked:

i'm on mobile so apologies if you have this listed somewhere and i just don't see it, but what program do you use & are you willing to share your lineart brush? i absolutely LOVE your style honestly

Hey! I did some digging around and I found a few old reference files since I’ve been getting lots of requests.

I use this brush setting for inking all my images in Sai.

Also here are a few old tutorials I had produced for my Patreon back when it was active.

Jewelery tutorial
Candy-coated effect
Cum tutorial (NSFW)


And then by another request, here’s a step by step for one of my old art pieces.

  • Fellow student: You wear a lot of black.
  • Me: I know, I'm a stage manager so I have to wear black during shows.
  • My mom: *noticing I wear nothing but black* Honey, are you doing alright? Anything I can get you?
  • Me: No, I'm fine. But maybe another black shirt?
  • Venue manager: I can only remember seeing you wear color like one time.
  • Me: .......yeah I'm just always here working...
  • Fellow SM: So what's your favorite brand to get black pants from?
  • Me: Honestly whatever's cheap and fits well.
  • Some random person: What's with all the black? Haha going to a funeral?
  • Me: ......
  • Me: I'm a stage manager dEAL WITH IT I WEAR ALL BLACK. ALL. THE. TIME.
  • Nick: Do you have to have meetings now and decide what font to use?
  • Harry: Yeah. That's when you realize you're admining when it's like fonting. And then you realize how particular you are about fonts. You see one font and you're like 'Well, that's not the right font!!!'
  • Nick: I won't reply to people if they use a bad font in emails.
  • Harry: I know. Like people would email in red. Why??!!!
  • Nick: Get out of here, you loser!!! Someone emailed me once in Comic Sans and I vomited.
  • Harry: I saw an article yesterday about the man, who designed Comic Sans, defending himself. I thought it was amazing. I was like 'Well, you defend your font! Absolutely!'

anonymous asked:

Waaaaaaay too often: "Can you read every ingredient off of every one of these 20 cans of cat food to me? I don't have my glasses and I can't see anything without them lol." Haha yeah, I can't see shit without my glasses either so you know what I do? I ALWAYS MAKE SURE I HAVE MY GLASSES WITH ME. Especially if I'm going to need to be reading, say, ingredients so I can decide what kind of cat food to buy. Get it together, I'm here to do my job and reading to your dumb self isn't in the description.

anonymous asked:

I see you've been getting a lot of vet asks an questions. So here's a non-vet ask: herbivorous dragons, around what is the maximum size do you think they could attain? I'm thinking something along the lines of an enormous iguana or beardie. Also, could they muster up enough metabolic energy to fuel flight? Assuming in this instance that dragons are cold-blooded, but may have some specialized adaptations for circulating body heat to where it's most needed, like white sharks do.

Big is not a problem. Lots of things can get big. An extraordinarily large herbivorous dragon might be structured something like Argentinosaurus, the longest sauropod we know about so far.

Flying is a whole different matter.

Flying requires speed, you have to get enough lift, and as a creature gets larger it gets harder for it to move the extremities of its wings fast enough to generate flight. Quetzalcoatlus is the largest flying creature we know, but it was likely carnivorous.

More energy dense food would be advantageous for flight, so a fruit eater is more likely than a foliage eater, assuming there is enough abundant energy dense food available.

Oxygen saturation of the atmosphere is probably another important factor, which has likely limited the size achieved by modern animals.

So in modern Earth settings, you could probably get something goose sized, but probably not ostrich and still capable of flight.

In Memory of Carrie Fisher: Princess Leia Roleplaying Sentence Starters
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