do you see a difference between him and the puppies bc i don't

Assassin!Jungkook

Onto Jungkook, our sweet lil maknae I’m v v excited for this I’m loving this concept (also it’s almost my love’s birthday and I am s o ready for it I have shit planned and ready to go I’m so prepared)

  • Okay but Kook is lowkey the opposite of Jimin when it comes to this
  • Kook is what they call the “sudden strike”
  • Jimin takes his time to get to know everyone, find the best way to do it without causing a scene but Jungkook just cuts straight to the chase
  • Jimin really lures his hits into it, getting them to trust him before he goes for the kill but Kook’s hits never really see him before the night they’re assassinated
  • Okay okay but real quick, picture this
  • Assassin!kook wears the infamous black leather pants and boots

  • Like everyone around him is dressed up in suits and ties but he’s just got a nice shirt on and his favorite leather pants and his worn in boots and no one says anything about it bc he carries himself as if he’s wearing the finest suit ever made

  • He rarely goes to events (he does make sure to come to random ones just so people don't realize that whenever he shows up, someone “disappears”)
  • He normally spends the entire night secretly talking to his hit (he tries his best to make sure not too many people see him talking to them bc less witnesses = less pointed fingers)
  • He always finds a way to get them to leave the event, normally using the line of “let me walk you to your car, you never know what’s out there this late at night”
  • He’s definitely not as social as chim is so when you suddenly appear at one of the dinner parties, he’s not at all surprised bc he sees people come and go all the time
  • He is curious about you though bc you’re talking to one of the richest bank owners in the country so casually and that’s not an easy thing to do so he asks Jimin about you
  • Surprisingly even chim doesn’t really know anything about you, just your name and that you started showing up three weeks ago
  • He had to admit he thought you were pretty cute, you seemed close to his age which was rare in a room full of people who were all 40+
  • He went up to you after the dinner and just started talking to you, trying to use some of chim’s tactics in getting to know you better
  • He may have thrown in a few flirty lines here and there and you may have returned them
  • By the end of the night, he had your number saved and the promise of dinner on Friday
  • He somehow finds himself sneaking out onto date after date after date and the next thing he knows, he’s moving into an apartment with you
  • He does have to eventually tell the boys why he doesn’t stay over at the dorm as often and to his surprise, they’re actually pretty supportive
  • Their only advice is to not get too wrapped up into it bc he is an assassin after all and he has to be able to flee at any sign of someone catching onto their game
  • He can’t do that if he’s too busy being a lovesick puppy but he can’t help it bc you’re just slowly wrapping him around your finger
  • It isn’t until you two have been together for two years that he gets a call from Namjoon at 3 in the morning, your name coming out of the leader’s mouth
  • Kook just honestly feels sick to his stomach and is just like you have to be mistaken like no no n o p e I refuse to accept this
  • Unfortunately the person requested him specifically and they were offering up a lot of money for it  
  • In all the time you two have been together, waking up and falling asleep with each other every single night and day, you don’t know about his secret job and he doesn’t know about yours
  • Little does he know, you’re an assassin from an equally popular group and you’d just gotten a call from your own leader telling you someone was gonna pay a l o t of money to put a hit on Jungkook
  • Neither of you can really decline it without admitting the reason why
  • You’d both broken rule number one of “don’t fall in love” and it was a deadly rule to break
  • You decide it’s best just to leave him, to run, maybe change your hair, definitely change your name and just try to avoid having to assassinate your boyfriend bc not happening
  • Unfortunately, just as you’re packing up your weapons, he comes in to ask something about what movie you’d watch that night and then he just pauses
  • He doesn’t give any type of reaction and you’re just stood there frozen bc not only does he see a knife in your hand, he also sees you packing all of your things
  • He doesn’t make any move before he dives for his drawer (where he keeps his own weapons hidden)
  • You think he’s going for the phone on the nightstand so you immediately just have to grab him and try to hold him down while you’re frantically telling him you can explain
  • He manages to get the drawer open but then you look inside to see his stash of weapons and you’re just like uhm pardon excuse me??
  • You two have to sit down and admit that you’re both assassins and like you’re both lowkey upset the other kept such a huge secret but you also both understand why bc you did it too
  • He gets over it pretty quickly when he sees Namjoon calling him for a status report (kook had been stalling for an entire week and normally he had the job done within 24 hours so joon was h i g h l y suspicious) 
  • He just grabs the spare bag and starts packing bc we gotta go nOW
  • He doesn’t have enough time to actually say goodbye so he just calls Namjoon and gets him to put him on speaker so everyone can hear him explain he’s out
  • Much to lil maknae’s surprise, they all agree to help him and tell him they’ll meet him at the new city they’d call home with different names and hairstyles
  • It honestly warms his heart and he’s just so happy he doesn’t have to choose between you and them anymore and he agrees to send them updates
  • You all move into a different city ready to start a new life

anonymous asked:

do you have any seventeen fanfiction recs? i don't care what ship it is. thanks, and i love your blog :3c

This is a very late response anon, but I hope you forgive me for that! <3 Here are a couple of my favorite fics for my favorite ships: Meanie, Jihan, and Jicheol! MOST are..uh…DIRTY LMAO so please proceed with caution okay!

LONG POST AHEAD!

MEANIE

  • [FINISHED] [RATED M]
    *Puppy Dog Tails - To put lightly, Mingyu is a very selfish puppy and wants his owner’s attention all to himself but, between school life and friends, Wonwoo has been a little negligent to Mingyu’s needs. If there’s one thing Mingyu is, however; is cunning and comes up with an idea to get Wonwoo’s attention. And it involves a pair of panties and stockings. 
    • thoughts: THIS IS ALL I EVER FUCKING WANTED

JIHAN

  • [IN-PROGRESS] [RATED M] 
    I Have a Confession - Jisoo has more than one problem when a pretty male named Yoon Jeonghan opens an adult novelty store next to his bookstore.
    • thoughts: For the first chapter, this story has me hooked. The first chapter is pretty lengthy which gets me excited because I adore writers who can write so much and spoil their readers with so much content in each update! It’s Top!Jisoo which gets me more intrigued~
  • [IN-PROGRESS]
    I’m Waiting Just For You - Jeonghan knows what the tattoos mean – he’s been taught about them his whole life, but no one tells him what to do when his soulmates name starts fading from his wrist.
    • thoughts: I realized I was a masochist when i read this story ok this hurts me but it’s so good and well written and I’m just patiently waiting for an update oh man this is just…wow amazing.
  • [FINISHED] [RATED M]
    *Hufflepuffs Can Dominate Too - Hufflepuff Jisoo feels little butterflies in his stomach when he sees that beautiful Slytherin.
    • thoughts: TOP! HONG FUCKING JISOO GOOD BYE
  • [FINISHED]
    ✮✮✮✮✮ Deal? - Deal? - Junghan-centric, Jihan, awkwardness(?), fluff. Written by the talented Maja aka @minghaon!
    • thoughts: I don’t usually read fluff since I love reading sin BUT this story was so lovely and refreshing! I thoroughly enjoyed this because pizza…jihan…confessing? SOUNDS LIKE A MASTERPIECE ALREADY!
  • [FINISHED]
    ✮✮✮✮✮ Green is Not My Color - authored by the talented Ocean @saltyjeonghan Jisoo could list at least five reasons why he knew for sure, that he wasn’t jealous.
    • thoughts: This was so realistic omg I wonder if this happened irl…Ocean does an excellent job in capturing Jihan. Their dynamics, personas, and more! Ocean successfully captures them and executes them well in her fanfics, and all of her fanfics are a masterpiece really, I adore them to bits, and the realness of this one gave me feels…
  • [FINISHED] [RATED M]
    ✮✮✮✮✮ Caught - another masterpiece by Ocean, this fic was inspired by this gif.
    • thoughts: this was my FAVORITE BECAUSE I LOVE 2 SIN AND READ TASTEFUL SMUT AND THIS IS WHAT IT WAS EXACTLY! The scenario was once again so perfectly captured I’m convinced this is what happened!

JICHEOL

  • [ONE SHOT COMPILATION] [RATED M]
    Cute and Rough = Sexy AF - Jicheol smut in different situations and au’s, taking requests (add as much detail and get as creative as you want)
    • thoughts: very detailed yet also tasteful! This author takes requests so if you want to see jicheol get freaky you can send a request to this author! :) definitely the place to go for your jicheol fix haha
  • [IN-PROGRESS] [RATED M]
    During the Night - Seungcheol and Jihoon had this agreement that they only met in the night, and that was okay. But one day Jihoon woke up in an empty bed, and suddenly it wasn’t okay.
    • thoughts: heartbreaking…but I really love how the author captures the infidelity in this fic in such a captivating way, you’re really able to see Seungcheol’s conflict as well as Jihoon’s pain.
  • ✮✮✮✮✮ [IN-PROGRESS] [RATED M + TRIGGER WARNING]
    For the Universe to Decide - witten by the lovely @cutiecoups​! On his way to work, Lee Jihoon witnesses the aftermath of a suicide; the lost soul is of one Choi Seungcheol, a man he has never met. Saddening as it may be, he dismisses it as an unfortunate tragedy and continues to follow his daily schedule—for much longer than he had originally planned. Though time seems to pass, his clock continues to read January 11, 2016. Countless attempts to escape the date yield no desirable result, and so it is that Jihoon’s life has become an unbearable cycle—wake up, tie the tie, watch him fall, untie the tie, go to sleep—that is, until a single phrase sparks a revolution: he wasn’t supposed to die. 
    • thoughts: wonderfully worded, wonderfully expressed. This is one of my favorite works of Abi, it’s such a heartbreaking story that takes it time but leaves you on your toes with each update. It gave me vibes of the next ‘Anterograde Tomorrow’ in a way? Abi is so talented, please love this fic and cry with me!
  • [IN-PROGRESS] [RATE M + TRIGGER WARNING]
    ✮✮✮✮✮ In the Closet - Jihoon came home one day to Choi Seungcheol, the popular, HOT, captain of the basketball team, and new stepbrother.  Problem is not that Seungcheol wanted nothing to do with him (Jihoon could live with that), but Jihoon couldn’t stop peeping through the hole in his closet…
    • thoughts: the concept is to taboo but the author does a good job of like..idk executing it so it doesn’t turn raunchy? Also, there’s so much mystery in here it gets me very angsty I JUST WANT JICHEOL BABIES TO BE HAPPY