INTP: (Oh, awesome.)
ENFP: You missed my party! The aunt that was really into MBTI I always told you about was there!
INTP: Oh, that’s too bad.
ENFP: *Dirty joke*
ENFP: *Another dirty joke*
ENFP: *A THIRD DIRTY JOKE*
ENFP: Did you miss me?
INTP: Well, I wouldn’t say I… missed you, but–
ENFP: You missed me.
ENFP: How was your DATE?!
INTP: How the fuck do you know?!
ENFP: You’re just lucky I’m not giving you my Icy Stare.
INTP: You don’t have an Icy Stare.
ENFP: Yes, I do!!
INTP: Okay, fine. Show it to me.
ENFP: Well, I can’t just do it.
INTP: If you really had a handle on it, you’d be able to do it on command.
ENFP: Okay, well I’ve got to work up to it!!
INTP: For someone who claims to give Icy Stares, you’re getting pretty heated about this.
ENFP: Maybe I have a Heated Stare instead.
INTP: What does that even mean?
INTP: STOP LOOKING AT ME.
ENFP: I had this dream that I rode up to somewhere on this motorcycle.
ENFP: And I, like, got off of it, took my helmet off,
ENFP: And shook my hair out.
INTP: And what do you think that means?
ENFP: Well, I think maybe it might have something to do with…
ENFP: Wanting to try new things?
INTP: Do you want to try new things?
INTP: What about ride a motorcycle and shake your hair out of a helmet.
ENFP: What about you?
ENFP: What was your last dream?
INTP: The other night I had a dream I was chasing a really fast turtle.
ENFP: Hahaha, what??
INTP: And it had a really long neck.
ENFP: And what do you think that means?
INTP: Well, I thought a lot about turtles that day, so it was probably just a continuation of those thoughts.
INTP: Pretty sure it jumped over, like, a ten foot barbed wire fence, too.
ENFP: Oh my god!
INTP: It was a pretty badass turtle.