do you like green eggs and ham

The Signs as Kylee Henke quotes
  • Aries: "Do you want someone to draw your OCs?! Do you want someone to draw your OCs MAKING OUT?! Do you want someone to draw your OCs making out WITH CHARACTERS THAT DON'T EVEN BELONG TO YOU?!"
  • Taurus: "AHHH, SO MUCH ART, I'M GONNA SHOVE IT UP MY ASS!"
  • Gemini: "I do not like Green Eggs and Ham. I do not like Freddy. I do not like Freddy's pizza. I hate all of you. Five Nights at Fuckboy's."
  • Cancer: "'Kylee Henke. The Girl of fanart characters. kylee love his friend. of adventure. kylee...is the fanart.' -soft laughter- Oh, no..."
  • Leo: "We're having an orgy, while on fire. Now, that's hot. -Loud honking laughter-"
  • Virgo: "I ate so much fucking shit on the Fourth of July. I said I wouldn't, but then I did. And then I totally fucked up my diet, and now I'm paying for it by working out in a hundred fucking degree weather. I hate my fucking life. I hate myself SO MUCH. WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA! WORK BITCH!"
  • Libra: "GET THING. FOR THE LOW PRICE OF MONEY! I WARNED YOU ABOUT THESE COMMISSIONS, BRO! ART THAT'S BETTER THAN A SEX!"
  • Scorpio: "Yiffs can be exchanged for goods and services. Is yiffs what they give at this pizza joint instead of, like, tickets? You know, on game machines, that you can exchange for prizes?"
  • Sagittarius: "Please, please, Bread Gods! Let me toast myself!"
  • Capricorn: -Demonic Zoobe bunny laughter-
  • Aquarius: "Gotta watch the goddamn door, Garry. That's your only job, Garry! YOU HAD ONE JOB, GARRY! You fucked up, Garry."
  • Pisces: "HOOOOOOOOOOO, GET WRECKED! HOOOOOOOOOOOOO, GET WRECKED! YEAH, YOU RUN, YOU LITTLE BITCH! AHHHHHHHHHHH! YEAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

katieryanlicker  asked:

do you do lingerie - nude sets?

Most days, it feels like literally nobody reads my blog. Its like we’re all back in kindergarten, and the teacher is reading green eggs and ham. Four or five of us are really interested in the story, while the other twenty kids are just waiting for her to show the illustrations.

Also, am I the only one that thinks I don’t have the body for those kinds of pictures? Like, come on. Maybe after a few years on HRT and some surgery, but right now, I’m still trapped in this awfully male body. Taking revealing pics would be no fun for me.

Am I starting to rant again? I’m starting to rant again. I do that too much!

If someone with a mental illness is talking about how chronically bored or empty they feel and you respond by telling them to just go do something:
(1) you are not understanding
(2) you are not helping at all

anonymous asked:

Do you like green eggs and ham? Would you like them here or there? Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse? Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?

I really want some fel eggs and ham… But green is close enough

Basically Renly to Stannis, in the form of Green Eggs and Ham

They do not want you at their death, they do not want you before first breath. They do not want you on the Wall, they do not want you anywhere at all. They do not like you so say adieu. There is no crown, no not for you.

it’s funny how conservatives are all.

“guns don’t kill people!”

“apportions is murder!”

“war on Christmas!”

“Islamic extremists!”

but when it comes to the minimum wage they are like

“well that’s a very complicated subject. It’s easy to say that raising the min wage would lead to higher paid employees but if you look at this graph of nothing and the space of time from one atom to another you see that most employers have a gain of 1% infustructure science math and also remember Hitler is bad for a lot of reasons that America is great for hamburgers. Nothing is free you know and that’s why America is free because poor people are lazy and I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them in a tree I do not like them on my knee. I don’t like green eggs and ham I do not like them sam I am——–“

Although there were lines like...

I am the horseman and the horseman is me

and

All that is, is what is

On tonight’s episode of Sleepy Hollow it WAS NOT written by Dr. Seuss.

But how much you wanna bet Katrina is all about redeeming “The Grinch Who Stole Christmas”

When you feel like falling asleep during dress rehearsals to the point where you actually become your character. It’s okay because now that it’s over, I have a few hours to kill before showtime. Which means pizza for dinner and a few rounds of Battlefront, Star Wars. Also for those who don’t know me, I’m Sam, I am…I do not like green eggs and ham. You’ll see me every night at 8pm, Gershwin Theatre, playing Fiyero in Wicked. Hey hey hey.