do you like apples

do you ever just get in a mood where you really fucking like apples?? i mean usually i’m just like “apples are ok” but every once in a while i’ll get a nice crunchy ass apple and my appreciation for apples will just suddenly skyrocket

I fucking hate languages.

The Greeks had this word, right, we have no idea where it came from, it just kinda popped up out of nowhere, and it could mean either apples, cheeks, or boobs. Problem is it looked and sounded *exactly* like another, unrelated word which could mean sheep, goat, or any animal in general really, which must have got confusing if you were a farmer talking about your livestock, but anyway…

Then the Romans, having stolen practically everything else from the Greeks, thought they’d nick this word too, because Latin isn’t confusing enough without throwing in a bunch of loan words. And they adopted it to mean a pumpkin.

Then the English came along and were all like “when in Rome”, and stole it, where it became our word ‘melon’. Which has now come back to mean boobs.

How do you like them apples.

I don’t think anyone really gave us, 1D, enough credit, you know? In terms of like, you know, what we were like in the studio and stuff like that. I think people just thought ‘Oh, here we go, another manufactured lot that don’t really write their own stuff’, but, uh, people would be wrong if they thought that.
—  x Niall asked about being in the studio; Zach Sang Show

Sportacus trying to flirt and ask Robbie out but when he tries he gets so flustered he stutters, his English stumbling into elvish until he’s speaking unintelligible bilingual sentences

Robbie’s confused and vaguely concerned like “what?? Are you having a stroke?? Do you need like… an apple or…???”

I find it funny when I see a post or whatever saying “THIS IS NATIVE AMERICAN” and I’m like okay? What kind of Native American? Cree? Nisga'a? Haida? Mi'kmaq? Blackfoot? Mohawk? Tsimshian? Ojibwe? Dakota? (These are all groups I named off the top of my head)

I know it’s hard to wrap your non-native minds around this but we’re not all one people.

It’s only 3Q at the moment, and only mares at that. It needs more hand types too, and I’m not sure I got the eyes and mouth symbols aligned right yet.

But dang am I proud of how this turned out.

How do you like them apples?

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dedicated to phoenixdowns

There is no hate, only joy
For you are beloved by the goddess
Hero of the dawn, Healer of worlds
Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered soul
Pride is lost
Wings stripped away, the end is nigh

HAPPY 2017!!!!!
To kick of this new year I have teamed up with some awesome people who want to give a few of you guys a great New Years gift! WILL SHIP INTERNATIONALLY (Unless Specified I purchased the product)
To enter you must be following me @fuckyesclairedearing and then all you have to do is like or reblog this as many times as you want (each is a new entry) and there will be a spot prize every week!!! Closes March 28th
As you can see there are some pretty rad things up there and I’m am so glad to be able to share this with you all! I’ve been promising a giveaway for a while and now that I’ve hit a real milestone here we are! The products are:
A HiSmile Teeth Whitening Kit that was donated by HiSmile
Fjallraven Pink Bag donated by StandBags
Lush Space Girl bath bomb donated by LUSH Cosmetics
3 Mac Matte Lipsticks donated by Farmers NZ
20 meters of Copper Fairy Lights donated by Typo Aus
How Do You Like Them Apples blush set The Balm donated by Unichem
Nudes Palette the Balm donated by Unichem
USD$25 Starbucks Voucher from my mum
Because Cats phone case (winner to chose model)
Marble Phone Case
Activated Charcoal Mask
Benefit Give Me Brow Gel
NASA Shirt (winner to chose size)
Oversize Rugby Top from Lazy Oaf
A Kylie Lip Kit
Obama Mug from my friend @notsofictionalboys
GOOD LUCK!!!

  • Soo Ho: [walks over to a man in a bar] You like apples?
  • Yeo Wool: What?
  • Soo Ho: do you like apples?
  • Yeo Wool: Sorry–
  • Soo Ho: How do you like these apples [puts two drinks on the table] alright, on a scale of 1 to 10, how hot is that dude? [points to Hansung]
  • Yeo Wool: is that your boyfriend or something?
  • Soo Ho: No, but he could be yours if you play your cards right
Winter/Christmas asks
  • 1: do you get snow where you live?
  • 2: what holiday do you celebrate?
  • 3: do you visit family for the holidays?
  • 4: do you travel for the holidays?
  • 5: do you get time off work/school?
  • 6: do you like cold weather?
  • 7: hot chocolate or apple cider?
  • 8: do you like eggnog?
  • 9: non alcoholic eggnog or spiked eggnog?
  • 10: do you like Christmas cookies?
  • 11: do you like Christmas shopping?
  • 12: ugly Christmas sweaters or nice ones?
  • 13: do you use an advent calendar?
  • 14: gingerbread or sugar cookie?
  • 15: PSL or eggnog?
  • 16: do you want to build a snowman?
  • 17: when is it acceptable to start decorating for the holidays?
  • 18: giving or receiving?
  • 19: naughty or nice?
  • 20: Christmas lights?
  • 21: favorite Christmas song?
  • 22: are you religious?
  • 23: snowflake or squareflake?
  • 24: mistletoe or hell no?
  • 25: favorite holiday tradition?
autumn asks 🍂

acorn: what movie do you wish life was more like?

apple cider: what is your favorite thing about yourself?

candles: eyes or lips?

caramel apple: lace or leather?

cloudy day: favorite film? 

cobweb: salt popcorn or sweet popcorn?

cranberries: autumn, winter, summer, or spring?

falling leaves: favorite leaf color?

full moon: do you believe in astrology? 

foggy morning: dream home?

green tea: favorite music? 

harvest: what are you tired of hearing about? 

hay: what scares you the most about growing up? 

leaf collecting: do you collect anything?

old books: who is your favorite author? 

pumpkin pie: favorite element of nature? 

raincoat: do you believe in magic? 

soft socks: morning person or night person? 

if you *actually* thought… I would rank Humbug last… like some kind of MONSTER… this is it. This is rock bottom. after all we’ve been through. how could you do me like that. YOU WERE MY CINAMMON APPLE