do you know what these are ashley katchadourian

what she says: I’m fine.

what she means: Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU. WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL’S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS, WITH LEGS, WITH A HEAD. SHE’S A PENCIL. SHE’S A SWIZZLE STICK! YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE! AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HER ARMS! I’M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE DOOR. A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR? SEEING A FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US? YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE. AND ME. I’M BEN AFFLECK. I’M BEN AFFLECK, AND I’M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL’S ARMS. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JUNIOR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT!”

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: You were supposed to be watching the door! ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN! Do you know what these are, Ashley Katchadourian? These are a little girl’s arms! A little girl with dreams, with legs, with a head. She’s a pencil, she’s a swizzle stick. You can use her as a pool noodle. And now I’m holding up her arms! Arms! I’m holding them because you weren’t watching the door! A girl lost her arms, Ashley Katchadourian. A girl lost her fucking arms! Do you not know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbor, seeing the fucking Japanese museum?! We had our own Pearl Harbor here today. Oh my god! How could you do this to us?! You literally bombed us, like the Japanese you are! And me, I’m Ben Affleck, and I’m Ben Affleck and I’m holding two fucking girl’s arms! And you’re Cuba Gooding Jr. disappointing everybody! Live with that!

ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN!
You were supposed to be watching the door
You were supposed to be watching the door
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR!
Ashley Katchadourian
Do you know what these are, Ashley Katchadourian?
A little girls arms
A little girl with dreams, with legs, with a head!
She’s a pencil! She’s a swizzle stick!
You can use her as a pool noodle
And now I’m holding up her arms…HER ARMS!
I’m holding them because you werent watching the door
A girl lost her arms, Ashley Katchadourian
A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS!
Do you know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbor?
Seeing the FUCKING Japanese museum?
We had our own Pearl Harbor hear today
Oh my God? How could you do this to us?
YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE!
And me, I’m Ben Affleck, I’m Ben Affleck and I’m HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRLS ARMS!
AND YOURE CUBA GOODING JR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY
LIVE WITH THAT!

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: Ashley Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. You were supposed to be watching the door. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL'S ARMS. They are a little girl with dreams, with legs, with a head. SHE'S A PENCIL. SHE'S A SWIZZLE STICK. YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE. AND NOW I'M HOLDING UP HER ARMS. ARMS! I'm holding them because you weren't watching the door. A girl lost her arms. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS! Do you know what has transpired since you were in Pearl Harbor? Seeing the fucking Japanese museum? We had our own Pearl Harbor here today. OH MY GOD. How could you do this to us? You literally BOMBED us like the Japanese you are! AND ME, I'M BEN AFFLACK! And I'm Ben Afflack and I'm holding two fucking girl's arms. AND YOU'RE CUBA GOODING JR. Disappointing everybody. LIVE WITH THAT!
“Ashley. Katchadourian.

You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU. WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL’S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS, WITH LEGS, WITH A HEAD. SHE’S A PENCIL. SHE’S A SWIZZLE STICK! YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE! AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HER ARMS! I’M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE DOOR. A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR? SEEING A FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US? YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE. AND ME. I’M BEN AFFLECK. I’M BEN AFFLECK, AND I’M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL’S ARMS. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JUNIOR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT!“

- Trisha Cappelletti 2013

  • Interviewer: yo Iggy drop us a freestyle
  • Iggy: Ashley Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. You were supposed to be watching the door. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL'S ARMS. They are a little girl with dreams, with legs, with a head. SHE'S A PENCIL. SHE'S A SWIZZLE STICK. YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE. AND NOW I'M HOLDING UP HER ARMS. ARMS! I'm holding them because you weren't watching the door. A girl lost her arms. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS! Do you know what has transpired since you were in Pearl Harbor? Seeing the fucking Japanese museum? We had our own Pearl Harbor here today. OH MY GOD. How could you do this to us? You literally BOMBED us like the Japanese you are! AND ME, I'M BEN AFFLACK! And I'm Ben Afflack and I'm holding two fucking girl's arms. AND YOU'RE CUBA GOODING JR. Disappointing everybody. LIVE WITH THAT!
  • Radio DJ: Iggy give us a freestyle
  • Iggy:
  • Iggy:
  • Iggy: Ashley Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. You were supposed to be watching the DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED, TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL'S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS. WITH LEGS. WITH A HEAD. SHE'S A PENCIL. SHE'S A SWIZZLE-STICK. YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE. AND NOW I'M HOLDING UP HER ARMS, ARMS. I'M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T WATCHING THE DOOR. A girl lost her arms, Ashley KATCHADOURIAN. A girl lost her FUCKING arms. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED while you were in Pearl Harbour? Seeing the FUCKIN' Japanese museum? We had our own Pearl Harbour here today. OH MY GOD, how could you do this to us? You literally BOMBED us. Like the Japanese you are! And me, I'm Ben Affleck. I'm Ben Affleck and I'm holding two fucking little girl's arms. And you're Cuba Gooding Jr., disappointing everyone. LIVE WITH THAT

ASHLEY. KATCHADOURIAN. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. YOU. WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL’S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS, WITH LEGS, WITH A HEAD. SHE’S A PENCIL. SHE’S A SWIZZLE STICK! YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE! AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HER ARMS! I’M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE DOOR. A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR? SEEING A FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US? YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE. AND ME. I’M BEN AFFLECK. I’M BEN AFFLECK, AND I’M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL’S ARMS. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JUNIOR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT.

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU. WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL’S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS, WITH LEGS, WITH A HEAD. SHE’S A PENCIL. SHE’S A SWIZZLE STICK! YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE! AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HER ARMS! I’M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE DOOR. A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR? SEEING A FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US? YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE. AND ME. I’M BEN AFFLECK. I’M BEN AFFLECK, AND I’M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL’S ARMS. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JUNIOR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT!
  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: Ashley. Katchadourian. You. Were. Supposed. To. Be. Watching. The. Door..…YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. You were supposed to be watching the door…ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRLS ARMS. A little girl with dreams. With legs. With a head. SHE’S A PENCIL. SHE’S A SWIZZLE-STICK. You can use her as a pool noodle. AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HER ARMS. ARMS, I’M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU WEREN’T WATCHING THE DOOR..a girl lost her arms.. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. Do you know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbor? Seeing the FUCKIN’ Japanese museum? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. How could you do this to us? You literally BOMBED us like the Japanese you are! AND ME, I’M BEN AFFLECK. And I’m Ben Affleck and I’m holding two FUCKING girl arms. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT!!!!!
  • Radio guy: Hey Iggy could you freestyle for us?
  • Iggy:
  • Iggy: *clears throat*
  • Iggy: Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. You. Were supposed to be watching the door. You were supposed to be watching the door. Ashley Katchadourian. Do you know what these are, Ashley Katchadourian? These are a little girl's arms. A little girl with dreams, with legs, with a head. She's a pencil. She's a swizzle stick. You can use her as a pool noodle. And now I'm holding up her arms. I'm holding up her arms because you weren't watching the door. A girls lost her arms, Ashley Katchadourian. A girl lost her fucking arms. Do you not know what has transpired while you were at Pearl Harbor? Seeing a fucking Japanese museum? We had our own Pearl Harbor here today. Oh my god. How could you do this to us? You literally bombed us. Like the Japanese you are. And me? I'm Ben Affleck, and I'm holding two fucking girls arms. And you're Cuba Gooding Junior, disappointing everybody. Live with that.