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I Don’t Want To (Dean x Reader... work of fiction)

Originally posted by yourfavoritedirector

Warnings: ANGST, suicidal reader, self loathing, I guess like one sentence that might be considered slightly fluffy if you’re imaginative

A/N: This is for ANGST DAY! This my first attempt at angst. I have decided that I am too nice for angst. I can’t do this to people anymore. AHH. Expect me to go back on that and kill a fictional character some day. Also, I’m not sure what this is. Is it an extended drabble? Is it a one-shot? An imagine? Help. Anyways, enjoy!

Tags: @the-killer-ballerina @death2thevirgin @thing-you-do-with-that-thing (Kari, I know you’ve got a lot of reading to do today, so no worries if you don’t get to this!)

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You looked in the mirror. You didn’t like what you saw. It was a common enough feeling, you were sure, but it had been years, and no matter how many people told you you were beautiful (not that there had been that many), you still couldn’t see what they tried to convince you they could. You didn’t like how your chin pointed, or how your eyes drooped, or how your lips looked like they were pursed all the time. You didn’t like your hips, and you didn’t like the way your stomach made a lump under your jeans. You couldn’t really put a name to anything you did like, and you knew that as much as you hated the outside, everyone hated the inside more. People would tell you it wasn’t true, but you knew they just felt bad that you’d figured it out.

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anonymous asked:

Imagine that every year on your birthday, Kraglin pays for everything for you, no ifs, ands or buts. Even when it comes to getting groceries and alcohol for your party later on, Kraglin is always one step ahead of you and swipes his card/gives the cashier the units before you can even blink. "Nonsense, baby girl, you don't have to do anything but enjoy today. I feel like I should give back to you and spoil you rotten because ya know, that's what boyfriends do. Now, let's go home and celebrate."

AAAAAAAAAWWWWW SWEET BABY BOI KRAGLIN BEING A SUGAR DADDY FOR THE DAY *TEARS OF JOY* I WOULD KISS AND HOLD HIM EACH TIME HE’D SPEND MONEY ON ME DAMN IT! HE DESERVES ALL OF IT!!!!

ME LOOKING AT KRAGLIN : 

Some doodles I did on the side yesterday night ( @blesstale drew Zunde that there ) including Dreby taking his first steps. I saw this kid screaming “NOOOO!” at some meat in a grocery store before running to his mom, so there we go ✌️

anonymous asked:

Imagine precious baby boi Kraglin waking you up with a small slice of cake for breakfast, grinning from ear to ear. You see the cat jump up on the bed with a birthday hat on and you immediately realize that today was your birthday. He cuddles up to you, holding the cat in his arms. "Happy birthday, baby girl. I know that our ravager traditions may differ drastically, but I wanted to go the extra mile and make a cake for you the way Terrans would make 'em. Eat up now, we have a big day planned!"

HIM HOLDING THE CAT THE WHOLE TIME HE SAYS ALL THOSE WORDS IS WHAT IS FUCKING ME UP CAUSE WE ALL KNOW HOW CUTE THAT SHIT ACTUALLY IS!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHH WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET A BABY BOI KRAGLIN IN REAL LIFE AND THAT CAN BE AS CUTE AS HIM!!!??

I woke up sick today; I felt like crap, was super unhappy, and was having a lot of dysphoria. You know what cheered me up though? Jackaboy was doing a livestream tonight. 

I plugged in, finished up my painting, and now I’m happily sippin’ tea.

Leave it to Jack to cheer me up on a bad day :) 

@therealjacksepticeye 

“true reality s h o w” - Karolina Koryl

Lena comes to game night and is so quiet and soft and unimposing because casual friendship, people spending time together just because they like each other, is still such a foreign concept to her that she’s desperate not to screw it up. And she does a good job at staying soft and subdued for almost the entire night until they pull out monopoly, and no amount of careful subservience can erase a lifetime of Luthor training. within thirty minutes she owns half the board, draining every other player of their money with a quiet ruthlessness until the moment Kara lands on her most expensive property and looks at it in a sad sort of way, and Lena realizes she doesn’t have enough money to pay.

Kara looks up at her then with that same sad look, earning a groan of disapproval from alex, and Lena isn’t even aware of the words until she’s already said them: “don’t worry about it,” she says, and alex groans even louder, “today is customer appreciation day.”

“Kara, you know it’s cheating when you do that,” Alex complains, but Kara just holds her nose up snootily.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” she says, and Lena is just starting to realize that maybe she got played when Kara leans over and wraps her in a hug and suddenly all Lena can focus on is how good it feels to be wrapped up like that, how nice Kara smells, how warm she is, how her arms are running up and down her back and she vaguely hears alex grumble “Watch your money,” but all Lena really cares about watching is Kara’s beaming smile as she pulls back before shouting that it’s Winn’s turn.

And if maybe she notices her stack of money has gotten a little smaller, or that Kara suddenly has enough money to pay for a property she couldn’t previously afford, Lena thinks nothing of it.

Kara could take everything Lena has for all she cares if it meant she’d keep holding her hand and smiling at her like that.

Little Jealous There, Sarge?

{Part Two}

Summary: There’s nothing wrong with not being the most experienced person in the bedroom. In fact, some people find it rather attractive, particularly James Buchanan Barnes. Although you express how much you want him, Bucky remains distant; he doesn’t want to do anything to hurt you. So what do you do? You elicit Sam’s help.

Warnings: jealous!Bucky x inexperienced!Reader, fluff, smut, biting kink

A/N: Inspired after spending some quality time with @mermanbuckybarnes and learning just how jealous Bucky can get.

Originally posted by stuckwithbuck


Bucky’s hands remained firmly on his lap, his eyes glued to the television screen. Black Swan was on and Bucky was entranced by the symbolism, striking colors, phenomenal acting, and the now on screen sex scene between Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman.

Your eyes raked over his body. His breathing had visibly increased, a sheen of sweat beginning to form on his skin, his hands moving ever-so-slightly to cover the growing erection in his pants; his tongue darting out to lick his lips, pulling in his bottom lip and dragging it between his teeth to quiet a moan. His eyes met yours when he felt your attention on him.

“You’re missing the movie, doll.” His voice had dropped an octave.

“Oh, you’re much more interesting than the movie, trust me.” You nibbled on your bottom lip contemplating whether or not to act on your lustful thoughts. 

You took a deep breath and reached for the remote, pausing the movie. You tossed it across the room before Bucky could grab it, shifting your position and climbing on top of his lap. His hands found your hips as you started grinding yourself against him; he worked you into an even rhythm.

“What’re you doing?” He whispered in your ear as you trailed kisses up his neck.

“You.” You tangled your fingers in his hair and yanked on the strands. “Fuck me so hard I won’t be able to walk tomorrow, Sarge.”

“(Y/N)…” Bucky’s grip tightened on your hips.

“Oh, fuck!” Your clit was getting the attention it needed. “P-Please, Buck.”

“I…” Bucky sighed and stopped his movements, bringing your own to a halt. “I can’t.” He shook his head and lifted you off his lap. “I, uh, I’ll just see you later, doll.”

You tried to call out after him but he was gone in a flash. You plopped onto your back and groaned loudly, ignoring the ringtone symbolizing Sam blasting from your phone. That’s when the idea hit you and you knew exactly what you had to do. 

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jacksonwang852g7: For all the great Mamas out there !
Happy mothers day everybody!
I don’t know about you but I’m a Mama boy😍
Do something for you mom today!
If you know how to cook, why not cook something for you mom ?
If you really can’t make it today because of work, school or anything else. 😔
Then spend time with your parents more often ! Be sure to take good care of your parents ☺️ To me, no matter what happens, good or bad, parents are always on our side. Be sure to remember that ❤️ I love you mom , Happy Mothers Day

31 Day Journal Challenge
  • Welcome to my journal challenge, you can interpret these is any way you like. Feel free to submit your journal challenge pages to my blog and I'll post them, I'd love to see how creative you guys get with these!
  • OR tag them with #liljournalchallenge
  • Have fun!!
  • 1: The last song you listened to
  • 2: Doodle your happy place, real or fantasy
  • 3: Today's weather
  • 4: The things you ate and drank today
  • 5: Dear ____, I love you because...
  • 6: Colours
  • 7: What kept you awake last night
  • 8: Write down a secret that no one else knows, then do something to the page to make it unreadable
  • 9: Doodle and write down the contents of your wallet/purse/handbag/backpack
  • 10: Quote of the day
  • 11: Your sexuality
  • 12: A collage
  • 13: What are you worried/stressed about
  • 14: The great outdoors
  • 15: Your favourite poem
  • 16: Ink/black & white
  • 17: Reasons to smile
  • 18: Sketch some tattoo ideas for yourself
  • 19: Write a letter to someone you used to love
  • 20: Space
  • 21: The song stuck in your head
  • 22: Books to read
  • 23: Flowers
  • 24: Your mood-board
  • 25: Doodle your favourite animals
  • 26: Bucket list
  • 27: a e s t h e t i c
  • 28: Your Hogwarts house
  • 29: Survival guide
  • 30: Current season
  • 31: Favourite phrases in other languages
  • Please don't make any edits or changes to this post. Thanks.
A Lesson in Love (A Different Perspective)

Summary: (College!AU) In which you’re assigned to write a story about romance, a subject you know nothing about, and Bucky, a hopeless romantic, offers you his assistance.

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Word Count: 4,431

A/N: The tag list for this story is CLOSED. 

“A Lesson in Love” Masterlist + Soundtrack

@avengerstories - You are the forever best for editing for me.

Originally posted by skylerlockerbie

“I can’t believe you’ve never been to a track meet before.”

“I’ve never had a reason to come to one,” you say, defending yourself against Wanda’s accusatory tone and disapproving gaze.

“That’s no excuse,” she responds with a click of her tongue. “Now hurry up, we need to secure a good spot.”

You follow her blindly, not knowing what qualifies as a ‘good spot’. Unlike Wanda who has spent years attending track meets with her brother, you’ve never been to one. Like you told her, you never had a reason to attend one. Not until today.

Not until T'Challa.

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a. Stop making excuses for yourself to do the things you really want and love to do.
b. Spend your time wisely and productively.
c. Keep learning. Every day is a new opportunity for you to grow.
d. Save as much as you can. Save for a long-term goal. Do not save today and spend it later on for unnecessary things. Value your money. You don’t know what the future holds.
e. Stop complaining. Stop ranting. Start appreciating whatever you have right now. You just have to realize that life is about acceptance, being contented and making the best out of the things you have since you have more than enough.
f. Keep in touch with your old friends. They helped you to be the person you are right now. Plus, you are all growing old. It’s nice to look back at those funny moments you did back then.
g. Spend a lot of time with your parents. No matter how busy you are with your work, other activities or friends, make sure that you still lend some of your time to talk or laugh with them before the day ends.
h. Forget the past but learn from it. Live in the present and make the best out of it. Be ready for the future.
—  redserpentfortytwo, Eight Notes to Self I have to Live by Everyday
What’s in a meme?

okay, so more on the humans are weird tag, I’m thinking of doing one of my own every day what do you think? anyway todays is, yep you guessed it: memes.
not necessarily just memes though, just jokes in general. memes were just my starting thought, but hey, let’s go from what seems like the logical start.
How weird are human jokes? Like, we have some which just don’t make sense, like i don’t know if anyone else has seen that “No, two goat is too much” post [that probably doesn’t make sense to anyone else but i know what joke I’m talking about] but even if you don’t know that post i’m sure you’ve seen them around, those posts that make ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE, but you laugh ridiculously hard at.

another type of jokes: puns. why do we find them funny??? don’t get me wrong, i love them, but why? I’ve been thinking about it for a solid two minutes and i can’t even come up with an accurate definition of puns. in times like this i often turn to google:
pun: a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings
like honestly, we just went “Hey, these two words sound similar but mean two completely different things, that’s hillarious!”k knock

Some of our jokes don’t even have answers! like what’s that about?
And what about the jokes that aren’t even jokes, like why did the chicken cross the road? imagine how confused they’d be
and what about knock knock jokes? i’d probably go something like this:
Human: hey Jeff, knock knock

Alien: Why are you knocking, isn’t knocking something done, not something verbally spoken, have i misunderstood the concept of knocking?
Human: No. no, no, not at all, it’s a joke
Alien: a… joke?

Human: yeah, I say knock knock, and then you say who’s there. after that I’ll answer and you repeat what i said but with who on the end, and then i answer that. do you get it.

Alien, I believe i understand human!Jack, you will knock i will ask who is there, you shall say your name and i shall ask you to clarify. is a joke a training exercise of some kind? a way to make sure we answer in an apropriate way?

Human: no, not really, like I won’t reply with my name, i’ll reply with something else
Alien: Ah! so we are always open to new names and outcomes, genius!

Human: Erm, no not exactly, let’s let’s just try it
Alien: Excelent, I am excited!

Human: knock knock:

Alien: Who is there?

Human: Isabelle

Alien: Isabelle who?

Human: Is the bell broken? i had to knock!

Alien: What a wonderful name, do please come in Isabelle broken i had to knock.

Human:…

Alien: What a wonderful exercise, we should do these “jokes” more often! [walks away]
Human: …

yeah, you see how it might get confusing.

alright, now it’s time to get to what I’m sure is the reason you’re here: memes.
memes make no sense, and you might think that would go under non-sensical jokes, but what more got me thinking, was how memes die. like, after a wile, a meme just dies out, everyone moves on and people don’t really think of them as funny anymore, what’s with that? like maybe they’ll think jokes are a seasonal thing just imagine:
Alien: Ah, yes i saw one of those “Forcefully removed” jokes the other day, and i brought it here to show you
Human: Oh, those aren’t funny anymore.
Alien: Oh, is this one not up to par?

Human: no, not that, just all of them

Alien: but it was before?

Human: Yeah, those were the shit a few months ago

Alien: Then why stop? is it seasonal? do jokes have a cycle? Is it because it’ aimed at different age groups?
Human: no, none of that, it just is.

Alien: …

anyway, not very well explained, but you get my point.

now Imagine a crew that’s pretty used to the humans, they can differentiate between jokes and serious, a few of them get the jokes even, they enjoy the jokes. then imagine one of the crew members likes dark humour, maybe they start telling anti jokes

Human: hey, wanna hear a joke?

Alien: Ooh, yes!

Human: A man walks into a bar

Alien: ooh, i love these ones

Human: His alcoholism is ruining his life and his family is falling apart.

Alien: wait what

as i said, human humour is weird. tomorrow, I’ll get into fashion.

Holy heck, do you know what today is? ACE DAY!!! 

Today is the day to be loud and proud about your ace-spec identity! You rock! However, if you can’t or don’t want to be big and open, that’s okay too! Asexuality is often misunderstood, but it’s a wonderful thing to be, and you are all so amazing! You belong here and I hope you all have a wonderful day and a wonderful pride!!

Temptation (M)

A one-shot for a lovely anon. Enjoy it mate ;)

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Jungkook and Reader

Genre: Werewolf! Jungkook, smut

Word count: 4,126 words

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Bang. Bang. Bang.

“Jungkook!”

No answer.

BANG. BANG. BANG.

“Jungkook!”

Still no answer. You didn’t care that an old lady walking behind you gave you a very dirty look before shuffling down the corridor to her own apartment. It was only the manners instilled by your parents that stopped you from shooting daggers right back at her.

BANG! BANG! BANG!

“JEON JUNGKOOK! Open the fucking door right now or I -”

Your shouts as well as your fist froze in mid-air when the door whipped open to reveal the man whose name you’d been yelling at the top of your lungs.

“Why the hell are you banging my door down?” Jungkook’s frown and his tone told you that he was irritated, which fueled your anger even more. He had no right to be annoyed at you after the shit he had put you through today.

“Why weren’t you at work?” You managed to lower your volume now that there wasn’t a door separating the two of you, but you made sure that he knew how angry you were.

“I took a day off, but I’m sure you could have gotten that information from the HR.”

His flippant answer didn’t impress you one bit. “You know that isn’t what I’m talking about.”

“Then what are you talking about?” The question came out sounding incredulous, but you didn’t miss the uncomfortable shuffling of the guilty man. He knew what you were talking about. Before you could point it out, however, a high-pitched woman’s voice called from inside his apartment.

“Who’s at the door, babe? Come back to bed, I can’t wait anymore!”

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anonymous asked:

Social media is THE outlet of today's teen, and while already vulnerable, easy access to potentially harmful information can increase that vulnerability. What can teenagers do to promote more mental health support across social media in an informed, compassionate way?

I think that there is so much others can do to support mental health. No gesture (or post) is too small. You never know how a positive message will change someone’s day for the better. Yes, there are people who say that this is “slactivism” but when you go on Tumblr and YouTube and see these incredible communities of people coming together to support one another, there is real progress being made. These communities are starting to permeate mainstream culture and are providing a ton of visibility to marginalized groups and the experiences they have. I would say continue to share your stories, continue to identify spaces where young people can be their authentic selves, online and offline. Continue to share your gratitude when someone’s post turned your day around and share it with others who may need to see it too. This is how we can continue to grow our community and let others know what an incredible resource social media can be.

First, take responsibility for your own behavior online. Second, call out questionable or harmful behavior from people that you know online. Third, if you’re comfortable, model honesty and vulnerability in an effort to allow other people to feel safe.

HOW HOTWIFE STARTED

 I am a Hotwife. My husband and I are very much in love. We have a great, honest, open and trusting relationship and we are best friends. He is amazing and I respect him deeply. It just so happens that we both like it when I get fucked by other people. My husband is NOT a cuckold. He enjoys watching me or hear stories about me fucking others. I enjoy getting fucked. It’s nice when things work out like that, huh? For many of you I’m sure your heads are spinning and you are passing judgements as fast as they can come of of your mouth. Stop right there! You don’t know me, my husband or anything about us. We are very normal people. We have kids and a very hectic life. My husband and I both have great jobs and we NEVER share this part of our life with the people around us. To all our friends we are just two people in love who like to travel a lot.

We have been married for a number of years. We are more in love today than ever. As many couples know after a few years the magic wears off and the wild and crazy sex tends to get fewer and farther between. Face it, at some point you’d done it all, right? WRONG! One night while having sex and watching porn my husband made a comment about how good the girl looked getting fucked by that big cock. I happened to blurt out something about me looking good with that cock in me too. My husband exploded inside me about 2 seconds after that. He said it was the best orgasm he had had in a while. That was it. Nothing was said about it and frankly I never really gave it another thought. Hubby on the other hand was still thinking about it. The idea stuck in his head and he didn’t know what to do about it. Was he crazy? Why would a man want to see his wife get fucked by another COCK! Still, he could not shake the idea. Next time we watched that video his comments started a little earlier and were a little dirtier and more nasty. That is when I first got the idea he was serious about this. 😉

After sex I asked him about it. Was he serious or was it just him talking dirty. At first he was shy. The man who 10 minutes earlier was fucking my ass and telling me he wished that BBC was deep in my cunt fucking me so he could feel it in me was suddenly shy about it. Heat of the moment, things get said, I get it but this was more than that. This was something I could tell he wanted to happen (ME TOO) Shhhhh….😉 Why, what, how, who? All great questions running through my head. Did my husband not love me anymore? Did he just want to fuck other women and he thought this was his best chance? At that point I had never heard of a Hotwife or a Bull. I did not know anything about this world I was about to become a part of or what was ahead of me. Frankly I was a little scared but excited😉 Was this the end of my marriage? Turns out…NO! It was the beginning of the best chapter of our lives. I just wish we had figured this out sooner.

The question I think you are asking now is what is your Normal day like? Do you and your husband still have normal sex? Has anything changed between you two? The answer is, we are great. I love and respect him more today than ever. We have great sex and he pleasures me endlessly. Our dirty talk might be a little more dirty than yours but we still have normal sex all the time. BTW, I hate the world normal. What is normal anyways? What we do is normal to us. What you do is not normal to us. Once you stop trying to make the world revolve around your idea of normal you might just find out you have a lot of  new things to try! GET OUT THERE AND LIVE LIFE!!!💦🍻💦


#THEREAL

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Got7 Reaction to You Understanding a Dirty Pick-up Line in Korean.

A/N: Everything in Italics are what would be said in Korean, since I don’t actually know the language (but I do know how to say “Furniture,” “Road,” and “Hi,” so I’d say I’m pretty advanced). But for most of them, it is assumed you already know Korean, so I changed it just a bit for the plot to make more sense!

JB:

Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? ‘Cause I’m digging that ass.” He would say from behind you as you walked slightly ahead of him. Little did he know, you knew exactly what he said, so when you clapped back with: “If I had a shovel, I’d be hitting you with it right now,” he would be a little startled and only a tad embarrassed, and he would try to play it off by avoiding direct eye contact.

Mark:

You know, Y/N… Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.” Mark said to you, thinking you wouldn’t understand so he could play it off as a prank. When your jaw dropped, he immediately knew he was in trouble. You slapped him on the shoulder playfully and replied, trying to be as intimidating as possible: “What’s your first favorite, Mark?” He knew not to answer that, though, and just gave you a giggle along with a shrug of his shoulders.

Jackson:

By this point, Jackson knew that you could speak Korean, but now he would just tell you dirty pick up lines to annoy you, if anything. You would be going over what you would be getting at the store later on that day, when Jackson interrupts you: “You know what’s on my list of things to do today?” He paused and raised his eyebrows. “You, Jagi.” You rolled your eyes and continued, like he never said anything.

Jinyoung:

While at a practice with the boys, you would normally sit in a chair towards the back of the studio so you dont interfere with anything going on. During break, the seven of them were huddled together whispering to eachother, but you didn’t think anything of it until Jinyoung came walking up to you with a smirk, trying his hardest not to laugh. “I just wanted to say that they call my dick ‘The Truth’ because most girls can’t handle it…but I bet you can.” This was obviously a prank, because he knew you could understand Korean, so quickly, you responded: “Sorry, Jinyoung, you can’t handle what you cant see!” This immediately caused fits of laughter from the rest of the boys and even Jinyoung, who wasn’t expecting such a good comeback.

Youngjae:

Normally, Youngjae wouldn’t even say things like this seriously. He would mostly tell you super cringey pick up lines to annoy you, but in all reality, you both would just laugh at it. Most of the humor would come from the fact that he rarely says these things, so when he interrupted your casual conversation to say “So, what are you doing tonight besides me?” You both would erupt into laughter and probably exchange a couple more bad pick up lines before continuing on to other topics of conversation.

BamBam:

I honestly believe Bam would be blatantly obvious in this situation. Knowing fully well that you can speak Korean, you to would be talking and when there would be a lag in the conversation, he would say: “Hey, Y/N, smile if you want to have sex with me.” You would try your best to hold back a smile, since what he said was so unexpected. He held a grin the whole time, but when you playfully stated “I never smile around you.” He made an exaggerated sad face, but then made it an effort to try and make you smile, to which he obviously won.

Yugyeom:

I’m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.” Yugyeom would say quietly, looking at you with an exaggerated smirk after looking away from the television in a lobby you were sitting in. He knew you could understand him, and you figured he was just saying this to make you laugh, so of course you had to, but didn’t respond just in case people around you could hear you. You simply slapped his leg playfully while turning away to giggle at how unexpected his statement was.

the lover

hi pals, this is part two to the fighter. i hope you all like it!! thank you for all the love you’ve given the fighter

warning: smut

masterlist

questions, comments, concerns

Harry groggily starts to blink awake at the sound of his alarm. He quickly reaches over and taps his phone to quiet it, your quiet moan vibrating across his skin.

He smiles at the sensation, but he really has to go to work and you’re currently laying on top of him. You usually got into bed after him and since Harry typically fell asleep on his stomach, you would crawl on top of his back, kissing his shoulders as you settle on your stomach and wrapping your arms around his abdomen.

You were most affectionate when you were sleepy, always wanting a kiss, whining when Harry stopped playing with your hair, asking him to hold you. Harry thought it was adorable (he hadn’t taken you for someone who’d want a cuddle in bed) but it became sort of an inconvenience when he had to wake up before you.

“Hey,” He whispers now, “I’m gonna slide you off my back now, alright?”

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Fathers Day for Tony (Quick Fic)

For @shitshitshitshitwhy who asked for an Awkward!Spidey trying to say Happy Fathers Day to Tony

Tom Holland is Peter, of course RDJ is Tony.

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Peter had been trying to talk to Tony all day.

First in the elevator that morning, as they headed up to Tony’s mandatory Sunday breakfast with the team. Peter had been thrilled to catch Tony alone for once, and had reached in his backpack for the small package and card he had bought yesterday, only to turn around and see Tony on his phone, talking loudly about the pillows on his bed and why they just weren’t fluffy enough, and yes he was aware pillows deflated, but he needed perpetually fluffy pillows.

Peter had just sighed and put the package away.

>>>>>>>>>

After breakfast when Tony and Happy were arguing over who to invite to the birthday party for Clint that weekend, Peter tried to talk to him again.

“Um, Mr Stark?” Peter cleared his throat nervously. “Mr Stark if you have a moment–”

“Do you think it would be obnoxious to decorate in purple?” Tony was saying and Happy nodded emphatically.

“Tony, Clint hates purple.”

“But Clint wears purple.” Tony countered.

“Mr. Stark.” Peter tried again. “I need like two seconds, just real quick.”

“Hey Underoos.” Tony said with a bright smile and Peter flushed a little in happiness. “Do you think Clint would shoot me with an arrow if I decorated his party in purple because Happy thinks—”

“I’ll come back.” Peter said dejectedly, and waved, completely unnoticed by them.

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