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anonymous asked:

I wanted to say thank you, with sdm and all. My friend has had a really rough year, and one of the very few things that can still make her laugh is what you post on your blog.

Hey, that’s what I’m here for, y’all.

I’ve been through some especially rough stuff as of late myself… all I want to do is give everyone else in a similar spot something to smile about. Hearing that the guff I make is helping people in some way matters more to me than anything.

Speaking of laughter, here, for anyone who needs some tonight – the funniest two improvised minutes I’ve seen in my life. I’ve prolly watched the video 10 times, and it still never fails to make me smile until my face hurts. 

–Colin

anonymous asked:

I often translate from English to Japanese in my head, and when I read/hear something in Japanese I always try to put it back into English. I know that this is a terrible habit, so do you have any ideas on how to get rid of it?

Honestly, I do the same thing. I don’t necessarily think it’s a bad habit but I see what you mean.

Try speaking without thinking about it first. That also sounds like a bad idea, but it can help you get used to just….saying stuff. A lot of times I’ll think/say/write whatever comes to mind no matter how nonsensical it is, with the grammar and vocabulary I do have, and then coming back to it later to revise. For instance, I’ve been doing really experimental artsy youtube videos where I say random passages coupled with obscure clips I find online and right now I’m working on one in Japanese (since I usually make them English). It’s about my mom. It doesn’t really make sense, but whatever (that’s sort of the point):
我々は彼女の寝室に行った。母は「飲んで、飲んで」と言った。したくなかった。カップになには入っていた?知らなかった。でも飲んだ。飲んだよ。

And so you have it. I took the basic idea and just wrote what I knew. If I had decided that I liked that idea, then I would go back to revise it and try to improve and expand upon what was already there. 

I think the problem is that we’ll think of what we’re going to say in English (or our native language) first, and then start translating the way you described as we scramble to convert EXACTLY what we’re trying to say. Have you ever typed up something in English that you wanted to say in Japanese (for Lang-8, for example), and then realized that what you wrote in English was WAY too advanced for you to say in Japanese? I always write this elegant material in English with big vocabulary words and expressions and then realize, crap, I have no idea how I would say this in Japanese. 

So that’s where I start, a basic idea expressed in vocabulary words I know, whatever is on the top of my head. We did the same thing when we first acquired our native language, right? Three-year-olds say the darndest things.

So that’s kind of how I roll. Hope I helped.

がんばって、

アイビー (Ivey)

swampcatkid  asked:

i just wanna say i rlly look up to ur art.. and i think ur super cool.. your style is happy, and sunshiny? but also like water and blue. it feels very nice to look at and i hope one day i could make stuff like that!! maybe today!! it's good and i hope you do good!!

oh my gosh thank you!! that really made my day to hear! :’)

good luck with YOUR work too, i am rootin for you and i’m sure you’ll be making some amazing things!!

I met my favorite person this weekend.

I have these Native American reenactments in the summer, okay. We dress in authentic Native garb and go teach about our culture and whatnot at historical events. There’s this one on a weekend that housed all reenactors from Ancient Greece to World War II–you can walk through a timeline of living history. It’s cool.

So there are these guys in a tent on the far hill called the Scottish Highlanders. They bring about two to five people to their thing per year. They do all the good medieval Scottish jazz. Kilts, weapons, challenging you to fights.

But theres this one guy that is there every time. I always go visit to hear him give in depth talks about Scottish Reavers and their malitia and weaponry and stuff. He’s fun, so I go talk to him and he’s asking about what school I’m going to, what I want to do, etc.

So I tell him I want to be a history teacher and I like to write. He asks me if I have anything published, and I say no, thinking he means an actual book. But he waves me off and asks, “No, online. Have you ever heard of Fanfiction.net?”

Let me explain a thing. This guy. Is well over six feet. His biceps are bigger than my head, he’s about 45 years old, he has the thickest Scottish accent you’ve ever witnessed, he can wave two axes around like nobody’s business, he usually resolves friendly arguments with full on battle in armor with real weaponry with the scars to prove it, and he kind of has a biker gang.

And this guy starts telling me about the 700 page Doctor Who fanfiction that he’s been writing for six years and still running. 

Shamelessly continues to explain how he gets together with his badass biker buddies and they ride to his house with bottles of Jack Daniels and talk about the next fanfiction that they’re going to write together. (More Doctor Who, Xena Warrior Princess, Agents of Shield, Lord of the Rings…) They dare each other to write crossovers for interesting character interaction. This guy raves with excitement over character development and analysis. 

I cried. 

ask me these things okay omg

1:Is there a boy/girl in your life?
2:Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?
3:What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”
4:What’s something you really want right now?
5:Are you afraid of falling in love?
6:Do you like the beach?
7:Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
8:What’s the background on your cell?
9:Name the last four beds you were sat on?
10:Do you like your phone?
11:Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
12:Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?
13:Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?
14:Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
15:Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
16:Are you tired?
17:How long have you known your 1st phone contact?
18:Are they a relative?
19:Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?
20:When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?
21:If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?
22:Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
23:How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
24:Is there a certain quote you live by?
25:What’s on your mind?
26:Do you have any tattoos?
27:What is your favorite color?
28:Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
29:Who are you texting?
30:Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?
31:Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?
32:Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
33:Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
34:Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
35:Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
36:Were you single on Valentines Day?
37:Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
38:What do your friends call you?
39:Has anyone upset you in the last week?
40:Have you ever cried over a text?
41:Where’s your last bruise located?
42:What is it from?
43:Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?
44:Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
45:Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?
46:Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?
47:Would you ever go bald if it was the style?
48:Do you make supper for your family?
49:Does your bedroom have a door?
50:Top 3 web-pages?
51:Do you know anyone who hates shopping?
52:Does anything on your body hurt?
53:Are goodbyes hard for you?
54:What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
55:How is your hair?
56:What do you usually do first in the morning?
57:Do you think two people can last forever?
58:Think back to January 2007, were you single?
59:Green or purple grapes?
60:When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?
61:Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
62:When will be the next time you text someone?
63:Where will you be 5 hours from now?
64:What were you doing at 8 this morning.
65:This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
66:Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
67:Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
68:What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
69:Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
70:How many windows are open on your computer?
71:How many fingers do you have?
72:What is your ringtone?
73:How old will you be in 5 months?
74:Where is your Mum right now?
75:Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?
76:Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
77:Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
78:Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?
79:Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?
80:Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
81:How many people have you liked in the past three months?
82:Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?
83:Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
84:You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
85:If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?
86:What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?
87:Who was your last received call from?
88:If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?
89:What is something you wish you had more of?
90:Have you ever trusted someone too much?
91:Do you sleep with your window open?
92:Do you get along with girls?
93:Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
94:Does sex mean love?
95:You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
96:Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
97:Did you sleep alone this week?
98:Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?
99:Do you believe in love at first sight?
100:Who was the last person that you pinky promise?

TRANSLATION - CHAT

Vilde: hey Isak. Not to gossip, but I thought I should tell only you that, since you have a thing with him, and then you might want to know it, but I’ve heard that Even has mental problems/psychopath

I: where did you hear that?

V: one that went to Bakka with him last year said he had gone completely mental and wrote a ton of crazy things on the wall to the theatre group and stuff

I: ok.

V: just thought you wanted to know.

I: why would I want to know that?

V: because if i had a thing with someone and they had a reputation like that I would’ve liked to know

I: ok. What if you mess up then
Do you want people to spread rumours about it a year later?
Grow up Vilde

V: hello, you don’t have to be rude, I was saying it as a friend

Boyfriend JB

A/N - Time for JB as your boyfriend! I love doing these bc it makes me realise how much I want this in my life lol. 

Mark | Jackson | Jinyoung | Youngjae | Bambam | Yugyeom

  • if Jaebum was your boyfriend, you two would the the definition of ‘life goals’
  • he knows how to treat his girl and make her feel special
  • firstly let’s talk about composer defsoul 
  • he’d write so many songs for you
  • most of them wouldn’t make it onto albums but instead he’d self produce a little cd for you
  • and he’d give it to you while blushing and it’d be the cutest thing ever!
  • just imagine him all red in the face with his adorable smile as he handed you a cd with all these amazing songs just for you
  • and they’d all be so good and only you would get to hear them because you’re his girl
  • the songs would all range from super cute stuff to super sexy stuff
  • like one song would be about wanting to spend the rest of his life with you or something
  • and then another would list everything he wants to do to you and knows he will do later
  • he’d love to invite you to the studio as well so you can see him write lyrics or record some lines for a song
  • and if you could sing well, he’d want to record demos with you
  • when he’s not serenading you, JB would be such a cute boyfriend
  • people always make him out to be super dominant but I think with his girlfriend he wouldn’t actually be that dominant unless they’re in the bedroom
  • his girlfriend would have JB wrapped around her finger and he’d do literally anything for her
  • even if it’s 3am and she wants to go outside and watch the stars, he’d do it
  • the boys would constantly tease him whenever you called or texted him asking to buy you coffee after he’s finished with dance practise
  • but he wouldn’t care bc he loves treating his girl
  • we all know JB has an aversion to doing aegyo but he’d do it for his girlfriend without hesitation
  • as soon as she asks him, he’s straight away pulling some cute facial expression
  • and every time he sees her smile and giggle at the cuteness, he’d break out into the biggest grin
  • because seeing his girlfriend happy is the one thing he needs most life
  • now onto Jaebum in the bedroom…
  • so we all know he’d be dominant in the bedroom 
  • daddy af
  • and all cuteness he showed before would disappear
  • it’s like when you see him on and then off stage
  • off stage he’s Im Jaebum, he’s an absolute sweetheart
  • and then on stage he’s JB, aka literal sex on legs
  • JUST IMAGINE THAT IN THE BEDROOM
  • like he’d say something really sweet to you and then it’s like flicking a switch and all of a sudden his voice is deeper and he’s looking at you with THOSE eyes
  • and whenever that happens, you know you’re going to be having fun tonight
  • but he’d always make sure he doesn’t force you into anything and would 100% be all about consent (as would all the boys)
  • he’d use the switch in control to get back at all the times you made him do aegyo
  • before you’d be begging for aegyo but now he’s making you beg for his body
  • and you loved every minute of it
  • but let’s face it, anyone would
  • overall, Jaebum would be the perfect combination of cute and sexy
  • he’d do anything and everything for you without hesitation
  • because you’re his entire world and he’d love you with every ounce of his being
10

This is not the end of our story, do you hear me, Michael? You’re gonna wake up and you’re gonna be okay. And we’re gonna move into our new house and we’re gonna live there until we outgrow it. Because I’ll be pregnant with our third kid because we landed on three the other night, three kids total — which will seem overwhelming, but Mateo’s such a big help. Oh, and we’re gonna go to the mountains, we’re going to take ‘em to the mountains because we always wanted to be in the snow. And then we’ll go every year and that trip will become tradition. We’re huge on family traditions, by the way. Christmas, Easter, Sunday night dinners…and even when the kids move out and have families of their own, they’ll always come back for Sunday night dinners. Partly because they want to see us, but partly because you’re such a great griller. And we’re gonna be that old couple that sit on the front porch, reminiscing, arguing over details…and we’ll get a stupid cat because, yes, you convinced me to get one. And we’re gonna be happy, Michael…

For any kids who are straightedge and having a tough time, a few days ago my friend told me something about peer pressure that I feel like others should hear: peer pressure isn’t always the stuff you see in those videos that your health teacher shows you, the whole “hey dude you gotta try this weed come on just fucking do it” or “bro you’re being so fuckin lame just get drunk with us come on” thing. Most of the time, peer pressure is everyone around you talking about how they’re gonna get wasted next weekend, It’s people planning to smoke and get high around you, it’s being surrounded by drunk people in a dorm room as the only sober person. In those cases, other people aren’t pressuring you into it, and the people around you doing that stuff probably aren’t bad people. But if you’re anything like me, being in those situations and not partaking eventually makes you feel guilty, like you’re being the one that no one likes in the group, and you feel like you have to start drinking or getting high just to fit in with everyone else.
I just wanted to let you know that in those situations, you don’t have to drink. You don’t have to do something that goes against what you want to do just to fit in. I assure you, your friends don’t think any less of you for it, and if they do they’re shit friends, and you should leave them and surround yourself with people who make you happy.

Hogwarts AU Myeong Joong-Lee “Joly” WiP! With his charms (or, as he calls it, “multifunctional hex and curse dampeners, nullifiers, and bouncers”) which he learned to make from his grandmother, he customises each one to fit his friends. Bossuet is the very first one he makes a charm for, after Joly learns about his problem

“The point of an extra charm,” he says, fixing one determinedly on a bemused Courf’s satchel, “Is to be prepared to face any eventuality." 

(Hogwarts AU)

Spring

It took a whole season change, but he’s going to do this. Lucius Malfoy finds Narcissa in the library to deliver his apology.

Lucius: *whispered* Just hear me out. I never meant to offend you, or your family. It was wildly inappropriate of me, and I’m sorry.

Narcissa: I accept your apology.

Lucius: Narcissa, we are going to be married regardless of our feelings on the subject and there is one thing the Malfoy family doesn’t have that I would like to change in our generation.

Lucius: Two people who actually like each other.

Narcissa: … 

I’ll be ready by 7..

PSA TO ALL ARMYs!!!!!

And yes, I mean all. I don’t care if you’re the ones hating or not but this fandom needs to clean up their act. From starting fandom wars, to the masturbation video, and now hating on Hoseok’s sister because she posted a picture with somebody who looked REMOTELY like one of the members?! How much worse are we going to get? We might as well start showing up to their dorm and start harassing them in person. I don’t see how you could go any further without it being fucking illegal.

Let’s start with the little stuff. Stop commenting on other videos about BTS. Just fucking stop doing it. I don’t want to hear your excuses as to why you’re doing it, it’s annoying and disrespectful. Do others do it on BTS’s videos? Yes. But do they do it so much that you can’t even see things about the actual artist the video is for? No. They don’t. That is why we are targeted, because we don’t know when to stop. So I’m telling you, STOP. Let’s also stop assuming that every damn artist in the Korean music industry is copying BTS. Sampling is legal, things get recycled, and I can promise you that not one of Bangtans songs, as well as any other artists, are completely, 100% original. So shut up and just enjoy the music.

Now, the things listed above are annoying, but they can be ignored. Sending a video of yourself MASTURBATING ON YOUR MENSTRUAL CYCLE straight to the boys is NOT okay. It never will be and its fucking sick. I have never been more disgusted in my life, nor have I ever seen something like that in any fandom (and I’ve been in many). I can’t even express in words how terrible that is. And the fact that there were ARMYs who wanted that person to send more is absolutely revolting as well. Learn some fucking self respect as well as respect for others. Sending videos like that and telling the boys how much you want to fuck/rape them is sexual harassment and you could face some serious charges for that. Stop doing/promoting such disgusting acts.

Lastly, stop hating on Hoseok’s sister. What gives you the right to do so? You don’t know Hoseok, you have absolutely no connection to him whatsoever. You’re his fan? Good for you, so are millions of others. You are not special and you DO NOT have some kind of permission to tell Jiwoo what she can and cannot do just because you’re “Oppas fan”. Jimin, Jiwoo, Hoseok and all of the rest of Bangtan can do whatever the hell they want because you do not own them, and they are people too. Stop the assumptions and set yourself straight because the world does not revolve around you. Life is a bitch and unfortunately, the one you’re living does not entitle you to tell any of the boys or their family what they’re “allowed” to do. Grow the fuck up.

(If all of this does not pertain to you, thank you. You’re doing it right. I would still appreciate if you were to spread this as I know the ones who have done wrong will not.)

(UPDATE: I am aware that the girl who sent the video to BTS was not an ARMY, but ARMYs are still at fault for encouraging her to post more and applauding what she did. Just because she wasn’t an army doesn’t mean we don’t need to be mature and take responsibility. The reason she even got so popular was because of how much attention ARMYs brought to her, both good and bad.)

More fun with ADHD:

  • Making a carefully thought out list of all the things you need to get done today, and then spending the entire day doing great stuff that’s not on that list.
  • Getting to the end of whatever thought/conversation you were just having and then defaulting back to whatever the current obsession is, so that everyone gets used to hearing ‘I wonder when that package will come’ or ‘dinner was great last night, yeah?  We should make that more often’ like fifteen times in a day.
  • I lost my to do list in the pile of to do lists.
  • I wrote my to do list on a white board.  The list on the whiteboard is from two months ago.
  • I put estimated times on my to do list.  Apparently I have no idea how the fuck long it takes to do things.
  • The fuck you say ‘talks excessively’, ADHD pamphlet?  Everything I say is fascinating and everyone loves me for carrying the conversation.  Always.  And starting new conversations when they’re trying to leave.  And finishing everyone’s sentences because I knew what you were saying and you were too slow.
  • The closest I ever got to playing Risk was that time someone gave Star Wars Risk to me so we started setting it up but the setup took too long and I got bored and wandered off.
  • I have to take medication reliably at the same time every day so that it can help me not forget everything.  That’s fuckin hilarious.
  • The uncountable times I got fascinated with something and learned a fuckton about it/got really good at it in an unreasonably short period of time, and then once I was better than I ever expected to be, I got distracted and subsequently forgot I ever did/learned it and forgot most of what I learned.

I actually really like the ending of Yuri on Ice, but they tried to cram so much stuff into the last few episodes that some of the things that happened seemed to come out of nowhere, which felt a little unsatisfying. As I’m nothing if not a diligent little english nerd, I’ve been doing some (unnecessarily deep) thinking about how to fix that and like. It turns out that if you just move some stuff around and maybe add some tiny things, everything makes so much more sense.

So anyway this is long and self indulgent, be warned:

  • at the dinner during episode 10, let’s add a little scene where viktor and the competitors are joking around and yuuri is watching them. a strange look crosses yuuri’s face, but since this ep is from viktor’s pov, we don’t get to hear what he’s thinking
  • viktor still goes out in the morning, meets with yurio, comes back to the room. but yuuri’s awake and sitting up on the bed. his back is to the camera
  • viktor’s like?? “yuuri??” and yuuri goes “viktor, after the final, let’s end this”
  • BOOM. the ep ends, and we still get the ED about the banquet. the contrast between the two scenes would have been killer lmao

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anonymous asked:

I want to thank you for staying mostly drama free. It's really hard to find decent blogs to follow and I can't even go in the su tag anymore so thanks for posting the nice and fun content that I really enjoy from the fandom without all the messy discourse.

Hey thanks that makes me really glad to hear!! I do my best to keep this blog a positive space. :-) i used to get really involved with that kind of stuff but it’s just draining and makes everyone unhappy, honestly!! And the fandom makes so much neat stuff, so it’s important to highlight that side of things, I think. I love you!! ❤️❤️❤️

Satisfying things in Dishonored.

  • The sound’s of munching Corvo makes as you eat all the whale meat in sight.
  • When you chokehold someone and pick their unconscious body up smoothly and in the same breath.
  • The sound when you take some item that costs a lot of coin. 
  • The Void whispering when you are low on health.
  • Corvo’s little panting and sharp breaths when you double jump.
  • The whalers doing their tranversals. 
  • The sound bone charms make when you equip them.
  • When you hear a whaling trawler in the distance. 
  • When you fill up the empty whale oil tank. 
  • The sound for target eliminated/target neutralized.
dailymotion

KIRAMUNE MUSIC FESTIVAL 2016
僕らの描く未来 // re Kiramune☆All Stars

The Namikawa-Ryohei hug near the end was adorable.
Reminds me of when Kamiya’s signed ball knocked the back of a seat, rebounded and landed directly in a Kamiya fan’s hands that was like two rows in front of mine.
I love this song I love the Kiramune family……I’m not ready to hear 8piece live it’s just next week oh my god help.

*Please do not re-upload and/or claim this as your own or any of those fun stuff, thank you. Please ask for permission before making use of any parts of my videos, too. I don’t tolerate re-uploading of things (BD/DVD, scanlations etc.) that don’t belong to you, sorry.

Everything is ripped from MY OWN copy of the BD.

Check “Kirafes16″ tag under my blog for the other uploads! ♡

anonymous asked:

How do you interpret the waterfall scene in tfp where sherlock envisions it? if we truly are in john's mind bungalow then that doesn't make sense... I don't subscribe to the dream within a dream within a dream theory because of its complicated and (imo) anticlimactic nature, and s4 does seem to be from john's pov due to the sherlock/ mary being friends thing and john's self-deprecation and sense of uselessness which is illustrated in numerous instances. But this waterfall is confusing!

I love that y’all want to hear my thoughts on this stuff, but you might be disappointed b/c nothing like this is bothering me. 

For me, the meaning of S4 is not unlocked by simply asking, “whose POV is it?” or “whose dream is it?” or “whose head are we in?” I don’t think the window we get into anyone’s head this season is from the unfiltered, raw perspective of a dream, or from being “in” one person’s head at all. Being “in” someone’s head implies for me that we’re privy to the thoughts they haven’t yet shared, an unedited version of things. I think what we’re seeing in S4 is a final, highly edited, polished product of the story that John wants to sell to the public, the story that gives one explanation of how Mary died and John ended up back at Baker Street, but for various reasons that shine through if you look hard enough, is not the real one. Fresh paint to disguise another smell.  

The Great Game was never solved by being able to answer “whose dream” or “whose POV.” It’s about reading in between the inconsistencies of a story sold to the public to extract the truth.

And in writing, Watson was never covering for just himself, either. Any detail that John couldn’t have known himself is easily read as a flourish added by Sherlock on final review before the story goes to print. Frankly, every time there’s an aside conversation in S4 about oh jeez, what about Rosie, what’s the gender of the kid who died, what’s Greg’s name, etc. etc. is, in my mind, a tiny breach of the fourth wall where John and his cadre of editors are making sure he’s keeping the story straight. The official story at the beginning of T6T was reviewed by committee, after all.

Imagine: FaceTiming Jungkook

Jungkook’s V App Live got me feelin’ some feels. So, I did a new thing. 

Imagine being in a relationship with Jungkook and FaceTiming him every night when he’s off traveling with the boys, not home with you. He would always be so happy to see you, even through the screen. His eyes would light up and he would flash you his cute little bunny smile. Every time, he would get a little close to the screen and make sure you could hear and see each other. 

His favorite thing to do would be to listen to you talk about your day with him: all your ups and downs while he’s not there to share them with you, especially the small trivial stuff, the normal stuff. He would want to hear about how you had to wait too long in line to get a damn hot coffee or how you accidentally stepped in too many puddles and got your socks wet. And every single FaceTime, he would make sure to eat so that you wouldn’t worry about whether or not he was properly taking care of himself. (Plus he would know that you secretly like to watch him eat. He’d have noticed the way you look at him when he’s happily filling his stomach with your cooking back home). 

Then, it would be his turn and you would ask about how his day went. He would re-enact almost every part of his own day for you, and you would love seeing him so animated to talk about it. It would make you so happy for him that he is living his dream, and it would make you forget about the distance between the two of you. He would sing and be a goof and serenade you from across the world.

Surely, every once in awhile, there would be pauses in the conversation as you just shuffle around at your desk, idly organizing papers or something, and Jungkook would just sit there and admire you and tell you he loves you. Just randomly.

When you have something to show him, he would get all up close to the camera and make sure to pay attention to what you’re talking about, whether it’s the latest project you’ve just proudly completed or you’re asking his opinion on what lipstick color you should buy next. He would hang on to every word that you speak, and value anything you have to say. 

Jungkook would even tell you all the terrible jokes that Jin said that day and try not to laugh, but end up laughing anyway at how bad they are.

Finally, when it’s time for one of you to go, he would hold up the camera real close and try not to be too sad. He would say goodnight and give the camera a kiss and quietly tell you he misses you before ending the call.


Gif Credits: @mylordae @sweaterpawsjimin @fyeahbangtaned

Im Englischunterricht
  • Schüler: I became money for my birthday
  • Lehrer: Oh... OH
  • Lehrer: So you BECAME money?
  • Schüler:
  • Lehrer: How did you do it? Magic trick?
  • Lehrer: He becAMe money, did you hear it, class? HE BECAME!
  • Lehrer: Became
  • Lehrer: OH LORDY
  • Lehrer: Funniest thing ever, literally
  • Lehrer: *wipes tears away*
  • Lehrer: This mistake never gets old
  • Lehrer: Never