do you have to lol nope about it

Nekoma’s intermission performance during Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu!! Winners and Losers with English subs!

Thank you to @arellethram for helping me out with the subtitles~❤️

PLEASE DO NOT REPOST THIS VIDEO ANYWHERE ELSE. THANK YOU!


Note:
Before I get flooded with asks about subtitles for the DVD: Nope, I don’t have it. Nope, I am not doing it (well, yet? maybe? I’m busy trying to graduate from grad school for now 😊). Corrections are welcome if I made any mistake with the translations!

Over the last few episodes... I’ve had some concerns about Daphne’s spine.

You’d think it was just due to having been just been in a major wagon accident, but nope… her posture has always been questionable.

Investigating basement? Check.

Fred being skeptical about a cave? Check.

Checkin’ out spooky hallway? Check.

Shaggy doing a terrible Obi-Wan Kenobi cosplay? Check.

The posture mystery is eternal.

INTP internal monologue
  • Someone: *expresses an opinion that is ignorant and illogical*
  • INTP: Oh ffs here we go.
  • Ti: That person is being ignorant and illogical. We have to correct them.
  • Ne: Yeah they're so narrow-minded. We have to make them see things from a different perspective.
  • Si: Yeah and they're just factually WRONG about this one thing as this handy Wikipedia article proves.
  • Fe: BUT WE'RE GOING TO LOOK LIKE A DICK IF WE ARGUE WITH THEM ESPECIALLY SINCE EVERYONE LIKES THIS PERSON AND ESPECIALLY SINCE LIKE OUR OPINION ON THIS PARTICULAR SUBJECT ISN'T EXACTLY NORMAL LOL
  • Ti: But
  • Ne: They're
  • Si: Wrong?
  • Fe: DO YOU GUYS WANT US TO LOOK LIKE A DICK
  • Ti + Ne + Si: ...no?
  • Someone: Sorry you looked like you were going to say something, INTP?
  • INTP: ...........nope. Never mind.
The Chamber of Secrets, a summary
  • Dobby: Harry Potter must not go to Hogwarts!
  • Harry: The fuck are you Hogwarts4lyfe
  • Dobby: *Pudding crashes and burns worse than Snape's love life*
  • Uncle Vernon: HARRY DIDJA PUT YER NAME IN THE GOBLET AHV FYA- I mean *clears throat* NO FOOD FOR YOU BITCH WELCOME TO CONCENTRATION CAMP DURSLEY
  • Harry: fuck
  • Ron: *mass breakout*
  • Vernon: *falls out window*
  • Fred'n'George: sup
  • Mrs. Weasley: BoYs YaLl DoNe It NoW GeT yo SoRrY AsSeS oVeR HeRe- except you Harry nothing's ever your fault an btw thanks for almost getting my son killed last year
  • Ginny: *highkey stalker*
  • Floo powder: lol you thought things would go right in your life
  • Draco: *exists*
  • Harry: He'S FuCkInG Up tO SoMeThInG
  • Hagrid: *saves Harry from being raped*
  • Hermione: sup
  • Lockhart: OMG IT'S HARRY POTTER HERE TO BOOST MY HALLWAY CRED- I mean- *coughs* you have a few fans yourself, I hear- HERETAKEMYBOOKSTAKETHEMALL
  • Lucius: *is an ass*
  • Aurthur: *fights a bitch*
  • Lucius: *here have this book it's pretty and talks to you but be careful it may possess you*
  • Platform 9 3/4: *is an ass*
  • Ron: Let's just take the flying car illegally instead of just owling Hogwarts or waiting for my parents
  • Harry: k
  • Car: *eighties action music*
  • Harry: can you hear that?
  • Ron: we must be getting close!
  • Harry: hold on-
  • *music grows louder*
  • Hogwarts express with Thomas face on it: DUN DUN DUN DUUN DUN DUN, DUUUUN
  • Car: *crashes*
  • Tree: *is an ass*
  • McGonagall: Idfc just go away here have a sandwich
  • Hermione: sup
  • Shit: hello friends
  • Wall: ThE ChAmBeR Of SeCreTS HaS BeEN OPenEd EnEmIeS oF The HeiR BeWArE
  • Mrs. Norris: hanging by noose from ceiling
  • Harry Ron and Hermione: *are there*
  • Filch: Y'all killed my cat IMMA KILL YA
  • Dumbledore: Bruh you accusing the great Harry Potter?!? If it was anyone else I wouldn't care but since it's Harry SHUT UP
  • Malfoy: *is a slithery Slytherin*
  • Harry: He's the heir
  • Hermione: *starts making potion*
  • Myrtle: *moans*
  • Colin: *takes pictures of Harry*
  • Harry: ew fuck stop
  • Lockhart: StOp YoU cAn'T bE MoRe PopUlAr thAn mE- I mean *coughs* it's unwise to hand out pictures until you're as famous as me
  • Harry: *gets detention* *is worse than Umbridge's blood quill* *hears hissing* *doesn't suspect it could be a snake which is the animal that hisses*
  • Hermione and Ron: sup
  • Harry: can you hear that
  • Ron and Hermione: wtf no you must be insane
  • Harry: lol tru
  • Lockhart: *has dueling club*
  • Snape: *kicks his ass with the disarming spell*
  • Lockhart: totally meant for that to happen now give me a moment while I restart my heart
  • Hermione: *is killed by Millicent but somehow manages to get a hair*
  • Snape: Harry fight Draco
  • Harry and Draco: *fight*
  • Draco: *snakeness intensifies*
  • Harry: (to snake) bruh calm down mate
  • Snake: k
  • Snape: *kills snake*
  • Ernie: Bruh you tryina kill me
  • Harry: lol no but I should asshole
  • Ron: Harry why didn't you tell me you had a completely dead ability when you didn't even know it existed or that it was rare
  • Harry: idk snakes are cool
  • Person: *petrified*
  • Teachers: maybe we should give a shit
  • Dumbledore: lol nope
  • Quidditch: *happens*
  • Draco: training for the ballet, Potter?
  • Harry: *trains for ballet* *breaks arm*
  • Lockhart: OMG GET OUT OF MY WAY I HAVE TI HEAL HARRY IT WILL BOST MY READERSHIP I mean *coughs* I've done this a thousand times
  • Harry's Arm: *is bendy*
  • Harry: *goes to infirmary* *hears extremely important information*
  • Polyjuice: *happens*
  • Draco: blah blah blah mud blood blah blah blah poor blah blah blah whydoesntpotterloveme
  • Draco: *isnt heir*
  • Harry and Ron: well shit *get the hell outta doge*
  • Hermione: *is cat*
  • Harry: *finds moist book in a girl's bathroom* Imma take this
  • Harry: *ignores more murderous hissing*
  • Diary: hello friend no more sadness today
  • Harry: seems legit
  • Diary: here look at this memory I'm Tom Riddle
  • Harry: k
  • Memory: *happens*
  • Harry: boi why da fk you lyin
  • Hagrid: *is taken to Azkaban because we needed to introduce it for the next book*
  • Harry and Ron: *follow spiders*
  • Spider dude: We do not speak the name of the giant snake in your pipes now excuse me while my children murder you
  • Car: *is real hero of the story*
  • Hermione: *is petrified*
  • Harry and Ron: Shit
  • Hermione: *has clue casually hidden in her hand but takes weeks to find*
  • Harry: ohh it's a Basilisk dats why I can hear it
  • Ginny: *is taken*
  • Professors: *finally give a shit*
  • Lockhart: lol nope
  • Harry: lol yup
  • Myrtle: yah that sink with the snake on it. I mean, it would've been helpful to tell you about it before but whatever have fun
  • Harry: k thx
  • Myrtle: Harry when you die you should stay in here and fuck me
  • Ron: bye bitch
  • Harry: *hisses*
  • Draco: *in dungeons* *gets boner*
  • Chamber: *is opened*
  • Lockhart: I LOVE YOU HARRY! I mean- *coughs* say goodbye to your memories imma just take credit for your stories like I did for erryone else
  • *uses Ron's broken wand* *hits himself* *cavern collapses conveniently blocking Ron and Douchehart on one side and Harry on the other*
  • Ron: lol rip
  • Harry: k bye
  • Ginny: *is almost dead*
  • Harry: shit
  • Tom: *is hot* *appears menacingly*
  • Harry: sup Tom wanna help
  • Tom: lol nope *takes Harry's wand*
  • Harry: Bruh give me my wand
  • Tom: Snakey go kill this twelve year old
  • Harry: *runs*
  • Snake: *is blinded by random phoenix*
  • Harry: *stabs snake with magic sword* *gets bit* *stabs book*
  • Ginny: sup omg Harry that look like it hurts
  • Harry: *gives speech*
  • Fawkes: *cries*
  • Harry: yay I'm healed
  • Fawkes: gets them past all the boulders magically
  • All: *are free*
  • Dobby: *socks are lyfe*
  • Harry: *roast*
  • Credits: *roll*

do u even realize how petty Nathaniel, Mr Student Body President, is like :

  • “how about u make peace with Castiel now that the whole Deborah thing is cleared up” asks Candy. “lol nope” answers Nathaniel.
  • “it’s nice to have someone to hate ! it helps you appreciate everyone else more !”
  • Armin makes an ~innocent~ comment about Candy’s chest. Nathaniel proceeds to break his leg with a chair.
  • “sorry I didn’t do it on purpose !”
  • in the same vein : “one of my drumsticks just slipped out of my hand ! and I don’t know how, but it landed on Castiel !”
  • called Deborah a “garce” but I saw google translation translate the word to “bitch” and tbh same (official ts : “awful girl”)
  • jusrt ffuckinj slamed a door on his rival’s face. u talkin about my gf ? how about u say Hello to Mrs Locker Door right there here I’ll help u

anonymous asked:

Hi. I am someone you like to call an 'anti'. I don't want trouble. Can you show me why I shouldn't believe that Louis is straight?

Let’s forget twitter. Let’s forget Larry. Let’s forget the “girlfriends”. Just focus on HIM and his actions, ok?

(no source for the vast majority of the gif’s, please let me know if you own one, ok?. Oh and LONG POST AHEAD.)

This is my attempt at explaining you or more like showing you with gifs how IN FACT TOTALLY NOT STRAIGHT Louis Tomlinson is.

Tell me this boy is straight…

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So this is going to be half translation/half liveblog, sorry~

The background where Karlheinz and Socrates (FRIGGIN’ SOCRATES) are talking is so pretty, I wish the sprites weren’t in the way.

So I chose Kino first, because why not just jump right in to his storyline which is probably meant to be done last, but whatever. Things I’ve forgotten between the first game and now (because I never finished the others):
 1) Can these jerks fly??? Cause Kino randomly floating in the sky to monologue is annoying af
 2) As I’ve now found out, the screenshot feature within the game DOES NOT SAVE THE TEXT JFC. I’d taken some screenshots to go back and translate those specific lines later, but nooooope, no text. Whoops. And fuck going back to copy it out lol

Anyway, some liveblogging/thoughts/summaries/etc and some translations are under the cut!

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About GianniCHI?

WELL Yeah, so.

This summer I honestly don’t know how I was able to do all that stuff and always be energetic and working on something, whatever it was apparently I run out of it xD
I guess you can’t expect to be always at your 100%, like you’re gonna reach that period where you literally can’t do as much as you want. It’s just a little period of time before you have again all the energy like a curve diagram, ups and downs.
Right now I’m in the down part and I can’t keep up with all the things I was doing while I was in the up part (really, was I on some kind of drug?? I can’t explain how much energy I had lol)
SO about the comic, it’s really infuriating to me to admit that I can’t do a thing that I promised you. I thought that if I started and had someone who expected to see my work I could have done everything in time but AH nope, now I’m another of those artists who say “I’m doing a thing!” and in the end they don’t. 
Right now I’m going to finish the commissions I got and I don’t think I’m going to open them until next year.
Then I want to finish More Than Survive that I’ve been doing for months because I always had to do other stuff so in the end I didn’t conclude anything? Good job Cla!
What I want to say is right now GianniCHI is on pause, I will be back on it for sure but right now I feel the need to do one thing at a time or everything will end up being done badly and I don’t want that.
I’m sorry, I feel like I kinda betrayed your trust. I’ll try to do a schedule that I can realistically keep up always and thank you for everyone who still follows me, being it for bmc or my stuff or stupid memes. Thank you and sorry again.

NOW BACK TO WORK

Dany does not deserve Arya’s praise.

I’ve been seeing so many posts on my dashboard now (because for some strange reason, Jonerys shippers haven’t learnt how to tag appropriately) about how Dany and Arya are going to simply be the best of friends, because Arya would have heard of the glorious Dragon Queen and her campaign to stop slavery, and will simply love her, while Jon looks on with heart eyes. Cue the doves and choir songs.

Yeah, no.

If you think Dany’s work in Slaver’s Bay is worth half the praise she’s received, you either don’t understand it or haven’t been paying attention.

Did she stop slavery?

Yes, yes she did, and good for her for freeing them. Honestly, props to her for giving a shit.

Did she take the entire defense force of Astapor for her own personal army, leaving the city vulnerable for invasion and attack?

Why, yes, she did! Despite her noticing in the books that a small Dothraki khalasar could even take it over - and that’s with the Unsullied presence. So sure, take what little defense they have, why the fuck not.

“But the Unsullied were slaves and Dany freed them, they wanted to serve her!”

True, she did give them the choice - to serve her. That’s very different to giving them the choice to serve the city. Astapor is a shit-hole, it needs all the help it can get. What it doesn’t need is to be left vulnerable and with no stable system in place to help it rebuild itself. Dany should never have asked them to fight for her to begin with.

But hey, it was a cool scene. So no one gave a shit.

“She did create a new system. She installed a council, you moron!”

A council of weak, defenseless men with no authority. Ah yes, brilliant decision. As I recall, it was promptly overthrown, was it not? And slavery reinstated? Her “new system” lasted about half an hour. And that’s not the same as building a viable economical system to replace the one you destroyed.

And yes, slavery was their economy. Sure, it’s an awful way of making money, but you didn’t offer anything new. Farming? Trade? Perhaps an establishment of learning to educate people so these freed slaves can go out and make something of themselves in other cities - or even have a hand in rebuilding their own?

Lol nope.

So what do you think is going to happen?

Yunkai sacked the crap out of it and left it practically burned to the ground. The citizens were either slaughtered or enslaved, and those that weren’t, were forced into prostitution and theft to survive.

Dany rode in on a proverbial white horse, smashed their wheel, then flew away, all the while giving herself a pat on the back for a job well done.

Yes, well done, Dany! Arya is going to love how you created a power vacuum in an already decaying city, thereby putting its already suffering smallfolk into more turmoil - but hey, they aren’t slaves anymore and you’re now called the Breaker of Chains and a champion of feminism so all’s good, amirite?

No.

Let’s see how Meereen is doing, shall we?

“Oh fuck off, she decided to stay and rule and they loved her.”

I agree what she did here was befitting of a good ruler. She stayed and tried to learn. She is, after all, a young girl untrained in politics. She’s fucked up a lot of shit so far, but maybe now she can learn how not to fuck up in the future for when she tries to rule over something infinitely harder.

I was hopeful at first.

And then I realized that no, she really isn’t a good queen.

She can’t decide what exactly she should allow or what she shouldn’t. She can’t decide what her morals are. They can live in my new world, or they can die in their old one. Well, doesn’t that sound like something a white imperialist would say when faced with customs they don’t like?

Because Dany is a white imperialist. To give a real-world comparison, she’s like the good old ‘Murican army coming to shower democracy on the poor, backwards Arabs because 'don’t they realize their way of life is so old-school and our vision is just so much better for them? God, these savages!’

Yeah, look how that turned out.

“You’re being unfair, Dany has good intentions. I can’t believe you’re defending slavery!”

I’m not defending slavery and I agree that Dany has good intentions. She could have the greatest of all good intentions, but if you can’t see it through properly, no one gives a flying fuck. It’s almost worse to free a slave and not provide them with any stability or security so they’re left vulnerable to more exploitation.

Besides, she allowed people to sell themselves into slavery, giving herself 10% of the price. You know who else did that?

The slave cities. With slavery.

If you can’t break the wheel in a tiny-ass city like Meereen, how exactly are you going to do it for a continent like Westeros?

She gives judgement and justice according to how she sees fit, sometimes without any sense. It’s a little arbitrary to punish someone for forgetting an old woman’s name who’s been dead for six years, yet Dany does so. Oh, but it’s alright because clearly Dany is so upset at this man for forgetting an old slave’s name, it’s only fair.

She’s a young girl, who gave her the moral high ground of deciding what punishment befits whom?

Oh, but she’s a Targaryen queen, so obviously, she is of a sound and just mind and is not answerable to the laws of mere mortals. My bad.

“Whatever. She still brought stability after the Slavers attacked, and she was a total boss ass bitch.”

Yes because we would expect anything less than her victory when you’ve got three dragons and a bunch of wooden ships. Oh, and a horde of Dothraki screamers at your back. Who, by the way, she encouraged to pillage and destroy (and rape, because that’s what they do to their victims) the very land she wishes to rule. What a boss ass bitch.

Let’s not forget, she left her mercenary fuckboy behind to rule in her stead. A man who has little political experience, is known to grab opportunities if it benefits him, and who has just had his heart broken by the very woman he’s supposed to be loyal to.

I’m sure Meereen is doing just fine. Peachy, really. It’s not like there are any enemies around that might want to invade it, with a ruler who’s probably already installed half of what was banned before because he doesn’t give a fuck.

Oh wait.

So, there you have it. Three sister-cities, plunged in economic uncertainty, with a questionable defense system, and a Queen too busy getting it on with her nephew to pay them a second thought.

Oh yes. Arya is going to love her.

  • The following conversation has been copied and pasted from my Steam chat, where a random person who added me attempted to get me to trade them an unusual hat I had in TF2. I wasn't interested in trading, so the this is what followed. It was pretty funny to me. "Ryonatsu" is me.
  • _______
  • Something Beautiful: hello mate
  • Something Beautiful: have a nice day
  • Something Beautiful has changed their name to Crash.
  • Ryonatsu: Uh, hello.
  • Ryonatsu: Who is this
  • Crash: i just wondering if your item is available to trade
  • Crash: ?
  • Ryonatsu: Lol what item
  • Crash: wait
  • Crash: how about your Green Confetti L'Inspecteur
  • for my pure keys
  • Ryonatsu: Nope.
  • Crash: why?
  • Crash: or your unusual to my scgo skins
  • Ryonatsu: I like that hat.
  • Crash: ?
  • Crash: i have a good skins in csgo
  • Ryonatsu: I don't have or play CS GO.
  • Crash: what do you want ?
  • Ryonatsu: $2,000.00.
  • Crash: really
  • Crash: oh my god
  • Crash: hahahaha
  • Ryonatsu: hehe
  • Crash: your funny
  • Ryonatsu: yep
  • Crash: mate, can we serious?
  • Ryonatsu: Okay, umm.
  • Ryonatsu: 5,000 dollars
  • Crash: lol
  • Crash: are you trolling me
  • Crash: ?
  • Ryonatsu: Careful, it might go up to 6000 dollars
  • Crash: hahahaha
  • Crash: your unusual is $25.16 USD
  • Crash: hahha
  • Crash: lol
  • Ryonatsu: 7,000 bucks now
  • Crash: 50$
  • Crash: ?
  • Ryonatsu: 7050 smackaroos
  • Crash: lol
  • Crash: are you trolling me mate
  • Crash: if you troll me here mate, unfriend me
  • Crash: i dont talk like you
  • Ryonatsu: 8000 dollars, and you have to be my friend forever.
  • Crash: hahahaha
  • Crash: unfriend me
  • Crash: lol
  • Crash: your so fucking high
  • Ryonatsu: Okay, okay. I'm a fair person.
  • Ryonatsu: 6000 bucks even, and I get to sleep with your girlfriend.
  • Crash: lol
  • Ryonatsu: Twice
  • Crash: you want to trade or nah
  • Crash: /
  • Crash: ?
  • Ryonatsu: I just made you an offer man.
  • Crash: send me your trade offer link mate
  • Crash: then i send my offer to you okay
  • Ryonatsu: Wait, so you're good for it?
  • Ryonatsu: Dude, awesome
  • Crash: okay
  • Crash: i give it to you
  • Ryonatsu: Send me a pic of your girl, first
  • Ryonatsu: and make sure you have the money
  • Crash: nope
  • Crash: yes
  • Crash: dont worry mate
  • Crash: send me now your trade offer link fast
  • Crash: fast
  • Crash: fast
  • Crash: fast
  • Ryonatsu: You're not keeping up your end of the deal? I'm starting to get the feeling that you're not actually ready to trade me.
  • Ryonatsu: You really shouldn't go around acting like you want to do business.
  • Crash: oh my god
  • Crash: mate
  • Crash: you want to trade your item or nah
  • Crash: ?
  • Crash: tell me
  • Crash: tell me
  • Ryonatsu: I still haven't even seen your girlfriend
  • Crash: okay wait
  • Ryonatsu: You're trolling me aren't you.
  • Crash: https://www.google.com.ph/search?q=kim+domingo&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwijraKj9_rVAhVHu7wKHdlSCN4Q_AUICigB&biw=1687&bih=825&dpr=1.1#imgrc=4-LONHmxOC9tSM :
  • Ryonatsu: Dude, your girlfriend is kim domingo, damnnnn
  • Crash: why?
  • Crash: thats my Girlfriend
  • Ryonatsu: She's hot. Okay, I'll sleep with her.
  • Ryonatsu: And 6,000 bucks.
  • Crash: okay
  • Ryonatsu: Twice.
  • Crash: mate
  • Ryonatsu: I plan to.
  • Ryonatsu: With your girlfriend. Kim Domingo.
  • Crash: before i trade your item to my 6000 bucks can we check your unusual first in opskins if is 100%marketable in opskins right now
  • Crash: \?
  • Ryonatsu: Twice.
  • Ryonatsu: Uh, no. You have to send me the money and your girlfriend, first. I'm not going to be swindled.
  • Ryonatsu: I'm not that naive.
  • Crash: send me your trade offer link first
  • Crash: mate
  • Ryonatsu: Nope. You're not going to con me.
  • Crash: what?
  • Crash: mate i need your unusual mate
  • Crash: i mean your trade offer link mate
  • Crash: so can you give it to me or i cancel my offer to you
  • Ryonatsu: I am 6000 dollars and one Kim Domingo short to make this trade.
  • Crash: so can you give your trade offer link now? or nah trade
  • Ryonatsu: Uh, I think you might be misunderstanding me. This isn't up for negotiation. If you can't fulfill your end of the deal, then I'm afraid I have to void our contract indefinitely.
  • Crash: mate
  • Ryonatsu: I will when she gets here.
  • Crash: only your trade link mate
  • Ryonatsu: Twice.
  • Crash: lol
  • Crash: bye
  • Crash: i give you last chance ,,, you want to trade your item or nah
  • Crash: if you want to trade send me your trade offer link
  • Ryonatsu: Yeah, if you can't provide Kim Domingo and the cash in the next few minutes, I'm going to just block you, troll. So. Send me 6000 bucks. To my Paypal -- blackcatgauntlet@yahoo.com
  • Ryonatsu: And then we can work out Kim after the trade.
  • Ryonatsu: That's my final offer.
  • Crash: lol
  • Crash: send me your trade offer link first
  • Crash: lol
  • Crash: ?
  • Crash: hey
  • Crash: mate
  • Ryonatsu: Yes? Did you send the money to my paypal?
  • Crash: nope i cant send money if you cant send your trade offer link
  • Crash: dont troll me here mate
  • Ryonatsu: Sigh. No money, no trade. Sorry.
  • Ryonatsu: Find someone else to steal from.
  • Crash: lol
  • Crash: its up to you
  • Crash: lol
  • Crash: see my inventory ,
  • Crash: im not poor like you
  • Crash: lol
  • Ryonatsu: That sounds like something a poor person would say.
  • Ryonatsu: Especially since you don't seem to have 6 grand on you.
  • Ryonatsu: And are distinctly lacking in girlfriend-ness
  • Crash: lol
  • Crash: your so fucking hustle
  • Crash: if you cant sndyour trade offer link unfriend me please
  • Crash: cause i dont talk to stranger
  • Ryonatsu: If you can't send the money, then YOU unfriend ME.
  • Ryonatsu: Cause I don't talk to poor people.
  • Crash: nope
  • Ryonatsu: Who don't have girlfriends.
  • Crash: you want to be a friend or nah
  • Crash: ?
  • Crash: you want me or nah
  • Crash: ?
  • Ryonatsu: I want your girlfriend, Kim Domingo, and six thousand dollars USD.
  • Ryonatsu: Twice.
  • Crash: oh my god
  • Ryonatsu: The girlfriend, not the money. I'm a fair person.
  • Crash: i give you last chance mate. if you cant send your trade offer link mate. i block you now
  • Ryonatsu: Oh, man, someone's at the door. Is that your girlfriend, Kim Domingo? One sec. I'm gonna' go sleep with her.
  • Crash: i block you
  • Crash: bye
  • Ryonatsu: Twice.
  • Crash: bye
  • Crash: lol
  • Crash: oh my jesus
  • Crash: mate
  • Crash: ?
  • Crash: send me now
  • Crash: fast
  • Crash: your trade offer link
  • Crash: wtf
  • Crash: only your trade offer link
  • Crash: wtf
  • Crash: your so annoying
  • Ryonatsu: No cash, no ass, no Hat.
  • Crash: okay
  • Crash: bye
  • Crash: fuck
  • Crash: okay
  • Crash: bye
  • Crash: fuck
  • Crash: if you can send me your trade offer link i send paypal now 6000$
  • Crash: from you
  • Crash: so what now
  • Crash: then after i send my money you trade your unusual okay
  • Ryonatsu: Uh, you need a middle man, so that you don't take the money right back. Duh.
  • Crash: what
  • Crash: ?
  • Crash: what middle man
  • Crash: ?
  • Ryonatsu: Lol, have you never done a RMT before?
  • Crash: WHAT ? RMT?
  • Ryonatsu: Real money trade.
  • Crash: yes
  • Crash: you can send or i block you now
  • Crash: ?
  • Crash: 5
  • Crash: 4
  • Crash: 3
  • Crash: 2
  • Ryonatsu: ONE
  • Crash: 1
  • Crash: bye
  • Ryonatsu: Twice.
  • Crash: twice your face
  • Crash: mate
  • Crash: fuck off
  • Crash: your fucking scammer
  • Crash: hahahaha
  • Crash: scammer be like
  • Ryonatsu: Uh, you don't want to send me the money
  • Ryonatsu: so, you're the scammer
  • Crash: hahaha
  • Crash: scammer
  • Crash: scammer
  • Ryonatsu: Why don't you send me a trade man
  • Crash: scammer
  • Crash: scammer
  • Crash: scammer
  • [At this point, he spams the word "scammer" about 25 times.]
  • Ryonatsu: That's more than twice.
  • Crash: scammer
  • scammer
  • you scamm me 6000$?? noo noo noo nooo
  • Ryonatsu: You said you'd trade me 6000 dollars for a 25$ hat, as long as I send you a trade link offer
  • Ryonatsu: Sounds like you're a scammer.
  • Ryonatsu: Oh, and Kim Domingo sexy-times.
  • Crash is now Offline.
  • Ryonatsu: Twice.

sazawen  asked:

Hi! I really loved your analysis of the love that Jungkook has for Jimin and the way that he express it! :3 I wanted to know if maybe one day you could do the same but with Jimin and his love for Jungkook? :3 I just discorvered your blog and I love it <3

A ‘Jimin Loves Jungkook’ Analysis

*I thought this would be shorter than the JK Loves JM Analysis because Jimin is more subtle these days in comparison to Jungkook but nope lol, it’s just as long*

I don’t think we realize that Jimin is equally as whipped as Jungkook.

Jimin takes care of Jungkook. He feeds Jungkook whenever he gets the chance. Takes him out to meals on his birthday. Sometimes even just go out to eat when they have breaks. He worries about Jungkook. When Jungkook fell during his solo dance in AHL he stayed with Jungkook even after everyone else had left, comforting, consoling and encouraging him. At a fan meet an audio tape was released of Jimin saying how worried he was for Jungkook because of his crazy sleeping habits. When Jungkook hurt his back at MAMA, Jimin could be seen walking with him at the airport with a hand on him, supporting him. At the Global VLive, JK was supposed to give out the punishment but Jimin saw that his hands were cold, so he suggested a different punishment to help JK out. When JK was about to fall at the 3rd Muster off of his Segway, Jimin moved so fast in order to catch JK. (There was this time when Jimin was starving himself, eating only one meal a day and intensely working out. It made the members worried and they wanted him to stop. Then JK said he was going to do the same thing too and Jimin stopped him, because he didn’t want JK to go through what he doing. Sometimes I think JK said he was going to do it just to make Jimin stop, because he know he would.) He is Jungkook’s person to go to when he is sad and needs comforting. His shoulder to hold, to cry on. When JK cried at the music awards he wiped his tears. When JK spent the night on the couch with him, he brought blankets and pillows for him and covered him up while he was sleeping, making sure he was comfortable. He waited for Jungkook for hours so he could finish his filming. He used to let Jungkook sleep in his bed during the early days even though he had his own. He also helps Jungkook out at photo-shoots. Because JK gets nervous, he tries to make him laugh and relax. He apparently gives JK intimate back massages (Tony from AHL said it, not me). I also strongly believe that he likes to kiss Jungkook’s boo boos better because I swear he was going to when he hit JK with the Pokeball plushy (the reaction was a bit too natural).

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Anonymous | pt. iii

Originally posted by kaisanity

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Scenario: Tumblr AU
Pairing: Chanyeol/Reader
Word Count: 1339
Rating: T

Summary: Can you fall in love with someone you’ve never met?
You just shot to tumblr fame when the latest chapter of your webtoon went viral. Messages start flooding in – hundreds of people saying things good and bad alike. One anon catches your eye, and you find you just have to reply to them…

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Imagine not being afraid of Darkiplier

Mark- or you thought it was Mark, until you heard the ringing- walked into the office and clasped his hands behind his back as he faded to grey. “Hello darling. Did you miss me?”

You glanced up from your computer to shoot him a glare. “Not particularly.” You said. “What do you want?”

His eyes narrowed. “Aren’t you afraid?”

“Of the VHS cunt? Nope,” You popped the “p” at the end.

He was about to protest the name, but he didn’t have the time for it. He could already feel Mark fighting back. “Just tell me where the new office is,” He growled.

“Gonna have to give you another ‘no’, Darkipoo.”

Originally posted by allonsysailormoon

The Dream

@oforion4 because I couldn’t get that dream sequence out of my head. Doesn’t do your writing justice, but needed to get this out of my head and onto…a screen in this case, haha.


I had this saved as a draft, and I was going to post it after I queued up some more, BUT..! I can’t read your chapter right now, but friends have messaged me, so here~~

Headcanon that Jason watches the show arrow and shits himself laughing at the portrayal of Roy like

“Hey Roy you’re fucking Oliver Queen’s sister again lol!!”

“Oh look you dramatically cried about Oliver’s Sister!” (For the eighth time)

“Oh what’s this? You actually are clean shaven and lost the scraggly hair? Nope wait, you’re even more of a pain in this show….”

Roy would be like

“When the hell did Ollie get a sister?!”
(Ollie doesn’t have one in the comics)

“I’m smarter than that! And I would NEVER do this stupid shit!”

“Why aren’t you wearing a ball cap???”

So let’s talk for a minute about Dany positivity.

You know what? I guess I would call myself a Dany stan. Or other people would probably call me that. Because I’m into Game of Thrones because of her. She’s the character that I root for, that I obsess over…and if I had to pick one person for the throne, I’d pick her every single time. But is she perfect? No way. She makes mistakes. She gets confused. Let’s just remember that in the first book she’s 13/16 in first season; of course she’s not going to have her shit together. To expect her to have her shit together is putting way too much on her shoulders.

And I love her. I love her despite her faults, in spite of her faults, because of her faults. I love her because she’s complex and complicated and probably scared and when you strip away the titles and the pressure that’s always on her shoulders she’s pretty damn relatable. Like she seems like someone I would want to be friends with.
And she’s such a good role model for teenage girls. I know I’m kind of on the younger side of this fandom, but I basically have gone through my teenage years with her. And I won’t get into it that much because I know you don’t want to hear about all of that, but I wish there were more characters like her in YA contemporary lit. I want characters that aren’t one sided, that screw up and get scared and want to make a difference in the world and overcome incredible odds. Hell, she even experiments with her sexuality and has extramarital sex and she doesn’t bat an eye. I want more characters with her passion and drive, her vision and her compassion. I don’t care that she has dragons. I would love her if she didn’t have dragons. Because she’s worked so hard for everything she has. If you don’t think that, you haven’t been watching the same show I have. I want to meet people like her. I have changed myself over the last few years so I can be more like her. I’ve become braver. I’m willing to speak out for things that I might not have been able to beforehand. And that’s all because I heard about this character and what she went through and I thought if she can do all of that, then I (whose problems are nothing compared to hers) can achieve my goals. Most favorite characters in shows I discard at some point or another, but I haven’t with Dany because I’m still learning things from her.

I love Jon, but I feel I’ve read his story a thousand times before. He just doesn’t connect with me the way that she does. Or maybe I’m too much like him in the first place. I don’t need to learn from him the way I do from her. But for whatever reason, she’s always been my end all be all. And most of these characters are roped into doing things (hell Jon’s KitN bascially because everyone signed him up for it. Maybe that’s why. Dany has always chosen the harder road. Even when she could have done safer things, easier things, lived with the Dosh Khaleen or stayed in Meereen, she didn’t. It’s a choice she makes, even more so than other coming of age stories. She wants to make a better world and she won’t let anyone stop her. She’s not the hero that has to be coerced. She doesn’t really have anyone to coerce her. She is strong and confident in herself and in what she wants.

She protects people from monsters. Monsters don’t have to be outside forces. Monsters can lurk inside our own minds. I know they lurk inside mine. And I know she helps me fight them. She encouraged me to get the help that I needed and I’m not 100% better yet, but at least I’m trying. And I can say that during the worst parts of my (admittedly short) life I got strength from her.

And I’m not afraid to say that. I’m not afraid to say that she’s my favorite and I don’t feel like I need to make apologies for her. People never make apologies for Jon and he is by no means perfect. Of course she’s not perfect. But she learns and grows, and to me that’s even more important. Especially for teenage girls. They need more support than they get, because it’s really tough when everything sends you different messages that makes it hard for us to have that self confidence that we need. She’s not evil, she’s not insane, she’s not vindictive. She’s just trying her best-and she’s doing a lot better than a lot of people would do in her position.

I love when I write all these Daenerys defense posts that people think I’m trying to change their minds. Nope. I just love talking about Daenerys Targaryen (and Targaryens in general; my parents got upset at me for talking about Rhaella deserved so much better at dinner tonight lol) I don’t care who you ship. I mean, of course I’m going to mind when you call my Favorite Character in Anything Ever a bitch and hope that her lover betrays her/kills her and her unborn child dies. So I’ll probably be inspired to rattle off a couple thousand words about how much that’s not how her character is. I don’t care if it persuades you. I enjoy it. Okay? Okay. I write for me, not for any of you. And for Dany, because I don’t see enough positive Dany meta. I don’t see enough people who are willing to just stand up and say ‘you know what? I love her. I know she’s not perfect and I respect that. I love her anyway’.

Because I 50000000% do.

You Got Nothing To Prove [a Sebastian Smythe imagine]

Request: do you still have my ask about Seb having a soft side with his little sibling or little cousin and reader, who thinks he’s just a big jerk, finding out about it.. and proceeding to tease him about it while he’s all “nope, I’m an asshole you’re confused I’m not nice at all.. what? me? soft? you’re soft!! …ok, just.. can we keep it a secret at least?” ? (if you lost it tho, that was it. that was the request lol ;) )

a/n: i don’t even remember seeing this ha…….i HAD to use the name #sorrynotsorry


Your eyes must be deceiving you. Sebastian Smythe is here, in an ice cream shop, with a little boy. They kind of look alike, other than the obvious; the boy has to be at least seven or eight and has darker hair; both have the same facial structure. The Warbler bends down, knees buckling under him.

When the boy points at you, you try to appear occupied, scuffing your floral print Vans on the bland tiles. “Well, if it isn’t Little Miss Sunshine…” Sebastian taunts, tongue flicking over his top pearly teeth. Your thumbs hook in your thin brown backpack straps, tugging them to the waistband of your dark green shorts, eyes focused on the floor.

“Seb, tell her she’s pretty…” the young boy whispers as quietly as possible. Your cheeks heat up.

Sebastian’s grass green eyes blow wide, long eyelashes batting across his freckles. “Dartanian! What was our deal?” The boy giggles, much to your surprise. “I get you ice cream and this is how you act…” he grumbles, smiling as Dartanian tugs on his navy blazer, licking the cone. “You are so lucky you’re cute.”

A little noise comes out of you and you cover your face with your hands. This is so cute! “I never knew you could be so nice, Sebastian!” you squeak, jumping slightly. The Warbler rolls his eyes, trying not to grin at your level of adorableness. “I thought you were an as-…” you cut yourself off, fixing your black t-shirt.

“Come eat with us! Seb thinks you’re cute!” Dartanian smirks. There it is. There’s the resemblance. Same goddamn smirk.

With wide eyes, the brunette looks at the boy, as if he disrespected his honor or something. “Go sit down!” he orders, voice slightly higher than usual. Dartanian huffs, stomping towards the table with the messenger bag and blazer. Sebastian sighs, straightening his striped tie. “Look, I am an asshole. I’m not nice, I-”

“You like me…” you tease, rocking back on your heels, broad smile on your lips. He turns his head, jaw clenching. “You’re nice and you think I’m cute!” you giggle, twisting from side to side bashfully.

Sebastian frowns, pretending to be annoyed. “Yes, okay, I’m nice to my cousin. Big deal. Are you gonna join us or not?” he bites, glaring; you nod, continuing to smile. “Okay… this is between us, got it?” he grumbles, spinning on his heel.

“Can I hold your hand?” you ask innocently, gaze focused on capturing his hand.

He scowls, “No.” (Plot twist, you end up holding hands.)

There's oversleeping and there's THAT

Had a Voltron dream the other night, wanted to write but it’s not flowing???

Lance centric and Lance/Angst ;) but seriously I’m calling it the “sleeping Lance AU” until I have a better idea??? There’s probably at least three Sleeping Lance AU’s out there already, I’m seriously accepting suggestions of what to call this clusterfuck… clusterfuck AU? trainwreak AU? helpmeI’mlost AU? How people name things??????

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