do you prefer, “chris, is that a weed?” or, “mary, is that a police?” do you prefer, “miss keesha? miss keesha?” or, “i’m a bad bitch—you can’t kill me!” do you prefer, “so no head?” or, “that was legitness.” do you prefer, “hey my name is jared i’m nineteen and i never fuckin learned how to read,” or, “got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome today.” do you prefer, “fuck off janice i’m not going to your fucking baby shower,” or, “birthday gift on my birthday.”
Things that probably Bitty has had to edit off his videos part 2.
“I don’t know, I just miss some things about last year. I even miss having to edit Shitty walking around the Haus naked off my videos” “you won’t have to miss it anymore” “oh my god what are you doi– when did you have time to take all your clothes off”.
-“Ransom I DON’T CARE if the girl didn’t want to fuck in a high place you don’t bang someone in your ROOMMATE’S bed.”
-“Guuuuys stop arguing!”
-“So you guys played with Jack Zimmermann?” “Jack? No. Do we know any Jack, Ransom?” “I don’t think so, wait.” [yelling outside Bitty’s room] “BITS, DO WE KNOW ANY JACK?”
-“Bits, Jack is coming to visit, fast, hide the stuffed bunny! You know, the one you think that we don’t know about.”
-“I have a message– why is Shitty asking me for pies and death?”
-Hours of footage of his empty room because he left so he could check on a pie and it was going to be just a minute, really, but Chowder wanted to ask him about something and Ransom and Holster were playing a game and–
-Probably people yelling things like “NO ONE IS LEAVING THIS HAUS UNTIL MY LEFT SOCK APPEARS I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME THIS WEEK”.
-Who has left and right socks who is so organized to do that.
-“I am not touching you” “You are!” “This doesn’t count as touching” “Stop touching me!”
-“So Providence’s game just finished! It was–” “LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER AND THAT FUCKING BEAUTIFUL GOAL” “–great. And Shitty came here to watch it. Mhm. Obviously.
-“Today we met some of Lardo’s artsy friends! They were really nice even if–” “YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HOOK UP WITH ANY OF THEM BITTY” “–we are really different I am sorry I am closing my door so I can work.”
-“So today I met a really nice guy in one of my classes and–” “YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HOOK UP WITH HIM EITHER YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE KISSING JACK” “I am talking to someone, let me work!”
-[Jack trying to surprise Bitty, waiting at his door] “YOU MOTHERFUCKING BEAUTY–” [Shitty and Jack fighting on the floor] “… hi guys”
- “I am in Providence spending a few days with the team at Jack’s! So if you see a background change or a lack of noise, it may be–” “JACK HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THE NAME OF ANY JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM” “… I guess that means that there’s not going to be a lack of noise”
-"Look I love Lardo to death and I am going to miss her when she leaves and–” “WE THOUGHT THAT YOU LOVED US, BITS. I AM HURT” “Stop doing this!"
-"Bitty I don’t know how to tie this and I am sorry for interrupting you but you told me that I shouldn’t put my Shark’s hoodie on for this and–"
-Is that a flying pillow. Who threw that. Why– he doesn’t even want to know.
-’’LARDO DON’T PAINT IN YOUR ROOM YOU ARE GOING TO POISON US ALL.’’ ‘’YOU ARE GOING TO POISON US ALL WITH YOUR SMELLY SOCKS.’’
sorry if i haven’t posted here in a long time because i think i had the mood to post it where many people wouldn’t see lolol of course i wouldn’t miss their bday 💕 i will post the random stuff i post on both twitter and instagram but sometimes i dont feel like it so i hope you guys check it out now!!
a/n: short drabble about my second ult bias jae from day6! i hope this isn’t too shockingly bad, id like to think after almost 6 years of writing fan fiction id be good but looks like its a no :) dt: @jaechicken !!
- jae would be one of those boyfriends that would tease the crap out of you just because he could
- like don’t get me wrong, the kid loves you but you’re too easy to tease and of course he can’t resist
- pda! would be rare [unless he’s jealous, then you can bet he’s all over you]
- i think he’d really enjoy cuddling with a movie on in the background, you sat in his lap whilst his chin rests on your head. he’d be so content that way
- personal hype man??? jae is here. he’d probably hype your ass up just for eating some cereal knowing him
- i can see him wanting you to wear his clothes, t-shirts, sweaters and such. he’d find it so so adorable to see it swamping you, laughing as you pout at him
- jae just losing himself whilst talking to you and getting all embarrassed when he realises and asking you to never bring it up
- i dont think he’d initiate skinship but low key loves it when you do
- would want to teach you guitar, even if you protest
- dates mostly including food and movies
- telling you to “get it” for just breathing honestly, this child
- texting you 24:7 just to update you on his day if he can’t see you
- he’s a shameless triple texter don’t fight me on this
- both of you annoying the fuck out of brian
- doing anything just to hear that beautiful laugh of his
- jae telling you to square up for stealing his french fries during your first date
- kisses are soft with him, he just wants to take it slow with you
- i can either see him worrying himself about confessing his love or he’d be really chill and drop it out of nowhere but either way deep down, he’s super nervous
- but you smile and kiss him and you see his cheeks turn the loveliest shade of pink :))))))))))
- jae wanting to cook for you but burning it
- he’d show you his top memes because he loves you
- prank wars seem very possible but wonpil would give it all away with that sunshine smile of his [we love him regardless]
- swearing to you that he can dance
- jae: “can we have a sleepover?”
you :“jae we live together”
- would enjoy teaching you Korean, would be so proud when you started to recognise words and phrases [if you aren’t already fluent
- wearing his glasses
- day trips !!! he’d wanna go somewhere cool, like the aquarium
- sending each other stupid selfies whilst he’s away
- he’d feel so helpless being away from you for long periods of time and even though he loved his job, he wishes he could see you more
- both you saying stupid shit : “exhales in ifuckingloveyourstupidass”
- sometimes you spend hours sat in silence on your phones, cuddled up but it’s okay because its relaxing and you both feel happy with each other close by
- snapshot wars : who can get the most blackmail on the other to post about on their birthday
- sungjin loves having you around to supervise the children
- hiding backstage during asc and surprising him
- he’d walk out, smiling slightly from the fun show, only to see you standing a few metres away. he’d run towards you practically jumping into your arms. i think jae would just love having you to hold and you being there would of made him the happiest guy on earth
- to conclude: he’d always be there for you, i see him being the guy to go from friends to lovers because he’s a shy lil bug when it comes down to it :))
a/n: hihi so yea this is my first day6 au !! i hope its enjoyable to read, i will be checking over it, i usually miss typos even with editing so i apologise. i love jae so much he has a special place in my heart so i felt it was only write to do him first :]]] i have a brian au coming in a day or two so watch out !!!! feedback welcome ;; sort of ib: @yikes-anotherkpopblog
Request by Anonymous: “Hi I would like to request a Bucky x reader where the reader is an avenger and is very touchy feely and hates sleeping alone so she ends up randomly sleeping in other team members beds and they’ll just wake up and she’ll be in their bed and they’ve all just accepted it. Buckys new and she ends up going to him and he wakes up with her in his bed and is all confused and has to go ask Steve about it and Bucky just ends up being all fluffy with the reader.”:
A/N: Thank you for the request! Finally got my writing mojo back! Hope you enjoy!
Bucky x reader
Word count: 1397 (yeesh, this turned out way longer than expected)
Summary: You are in need of constant physical touch, everyone on the team knows this. But when Bucky joins the team and no one tells him about your craving for touch, things get a little awkward.
It has been literally forever, but Hannah and I have been swamped with school
and I spent a while without a laptop and I’m still super, super busy, but I had
a thought while I was on Tumblr (while I was supposed to be editing my
manuscript, but I digress…) so here you go. As you all know by now, I’m a ho
for soulmate AU’s. So yeah. But I’ve missed you guys a TON and I hope over
break maybe I can do some more writing.
You watched the numbers
on your wrist tick down. Twelve hours. A glance at the clock. It was nearly
midnight. Tomorrow at lunch. Tomorrow.
It was so close. Too
close. All your life, you had watched the numbers roll by, but it had been so
far away. Now it was here. Now it was real. And God, was it scary.
You had no idea who your
soulmate was, no clue until tomorrow when you would lay your eyes on them for
the first time. Would they reject you? Some did. It was uncommon, sure, but it
happened. Maybe it would be one of the preps that was waaaaaaaay out of your league,
or a jock with a pretty girlfriend and too many college scholarships to waste
his time on you. You hoped they would like you, whoever they were. Or that they
would at least give you a chance.
You let out a long sigh
and stared at the ceiling of your apartment. There was no way you were getting
any sleep tonight.
Peter Parker was a
nervous wreck. Sure, he was a superhero that could bench-press a car like it
was nothing, but being a hero doesn’t make you brave. Not brave enough to face
something like this. No. Today was the day he was going to meet his soulmate.
“You doing all right in
here?” May pushed open the door slowly.
“Does this shirt look all
right?” Peter stared at the fabric of his red sweater, stretching it out with
his hands and then smoothing it into place. He fussed over his hair and
examined every bit of himself. He had already spent like half an hour brushing
his teeth and he knew he would be sucking on breath mints all morning just to
make sure his breath was fresh enough
for a kiss. Well, if his soulmate wanted one, that was. God, he was not
“You look fine, Peter.
You look good. Whoever your soulmate is, they will love you. You know that,
right?” She straightened the collar of his undershirt. He swallowed nervously
and nodded. Her little nephew was growing up so fast. “How much time have you
“Like five hours.”
“Are you okay?”
“I wasn’t either.” She
reminisced. Peter couldn’t take his eyes off of his reflection. He was silent
for a long time. “Don’t wanna be late, kiddo.”
“Right.” He inhaled a
shaky breath before walking out the door of his bedroom and then out of the
There was no going back
“Who do you think it is?”
Your friend Lizzie asked, looking around the cafeteria with paranoia. You were
dressed up nice today, a cute lacy red dress, matching lipstick, red flats,
hair on point. You stared at the numbers, instead of looking around like the
others. You didn’t want to know. It was here. It was already here. And it was
“I don’t know.”
“If you don’t look up,
you’re going to crash into something.”
“I know.” You continued
to watch your wrist as you walked through the cafeteria.
“We’re gonna stand over
there in the corner. Give me your phone so I can record it and you two can
watch it when you’re cuddling later.”
“Okay.” You reached into
your pocket and handed Lizzie the phone. She went over to stand with some of
your other friends as they waited and watched for fate to unwind.
You stared at your wrist,
standing there in the center of the cafeteria. It was abuzz with people moving
every which way, not even fazed by the person at a complete halt at the center
of it all. Your heart raced, and it felt as though your stomach was in your
throat. Everything was tight, and there was so much light and noise and
suddenly you were falling. Someone had pushed into you, and just as quickly,
another person (with remarkable reflexes) caught you and pulled you to your
At that very moment, your
timer chimed. And so did his. You looked up from the blank, blinking timer and
met his eyes. He offered a timid smile and a shy wave. One word came to his
“H-hi there. Um, I’m
Peter. Peter Parker.” He gulped, shaking. He reached out to shake your hand.
You took it in yours and shook it timidly. “It’s, uh, nice to uh, meet you. I’m
so sorry. I’m just so bad at this. I don’t even know how to, uh-”
“I’m (Y/N).” You cut off
his ramble with a kind smile. The more time you spent with him, the better you
felt. God, he was cute. Tousled brown locks, warm brown eyes, and the sweetest
smile you had ever seen. You had gotten lucky. “(Y/N) (L/N).”
“I, uh, do you want to
like hug or something?” He asked, holding open his arms. You nodded, wrapping
your arms tight around him in record time. Goodness gracious, Peter Parker,
your soulmate, was more muscular than you had anticipated, and you loved it. He
pulled you tight against his chest. You could tell by the way he held you that
he didn’t get many hugs. Not romantic ones, anyway. His breaths calmed down,
and you could hear his rapid heartbeat against your ear, slowly coming back to
where it was supposed to be.
“You were worth waiting
for.” You leaned up to whisper into his ear and felt him pull you tighter
“So were you.” He laughed
softly. There was a quiet moment. The question was burning on Peter’s tongue.
God, he wanted to kiss you, but he didn’t want to force it either. So when he
felt your hand wander up to his cheek. Your thumb stroked his soft skin for a
few seconds. His eyes met yours. “Would it be okay if I…if we…?”
You cut him off with your
lips. Your friends cheered and whistled teasingly. Peter pulled away slowly and
then pressed another kiss to your forehead. His larger, warmer hand slipped
into yours, fingers intertwining. You led him over to your friends.
“You two are the cutest
couple ever, omg.” Lizzie held up your phone, still recording. “Have any words
for us, soulmate of my best friend?”
“Well…” Peter thought for
a moment. He squeezed your hand and kissed your cheek in a sudden well of
confidence and affection. “I have the best soulmate on planet earth and I think
I’m falling in love.”
It was a Saturday
afternoon, so Peter decided to text you, his soulmate and now-girlfriend, but
you were busy, unfortunately. Out of town, you claimed. Instead, he went to the
Avengers Facility to train, as he sometimes did in his free time.
Once he arrived and
unpacked his things for the weekend in the room Tony had assigned to him, he
suited up and went to the training room. It seemed there was another member of
the team there, a teenager about his own age. He had heard of this recruit, but
they had never crossed paths before now.
He had his mask on, and
so did the magnificent being in front of him. A white suit with red lining and
a circle in the center of the chest. A long red cape hung from the back of the
uniform, and she seemed to glow with power, taking out training dummies with
blasts of energy. A long red wig covered her hair, and a thick red masquerade
mask lined her eyes. When she noticed Peter standing there, she touched down,
ending the simulation to meet her new teammate.
“Hi there. You must be
Spiderman.” She held out her hand to him. Something about that voice, that
smile. Peter narrowed his eyes, but shook her hand anyway.
“That I am. Who are you?”
“They call me
Luminescence. I got my powers around the time videos of you started popping up
in Queens. It’s crazy to get to meet you, man. You’re my hero.”
“Nice to meet you too.
Your powers are insane! How did you get them?”
“Shooting Star landed in
Central Park and I was too nosey to stay away from it. Boom, star powers.”
“That’s awesome!” He
rubbed the back of his neck. “I just got bitten by a radioactive spider.”
“Dude are you kidding me?
That’s so cool! Did it hurt?”
“Where do your webs come
“I engineered them
myself.” He held up his arm and shot a blast of web at one of the targets. “Mr.
Stark helped me perfect it though, made new web shooters for me and everything.”
“That’s so cool! Well, I’m
from New York too. Maybe we’ll end up saving the world together or something.” She
shrugged. He smiled under the mask, glad to have made a new friend.
“Count me in.”
“Kiddos, time for dinner,”
Tony poked into the training room. “Ah, I see you’ve met. Peter, this is (Y/N)
(L/N). I think she goes to your school. (Y/N), this is Peter Parker.”
Peter’s jaw hit the
floor. He looked at you in awe, tearing off his mask.
“What, something wrong?”
Tony checked, looking between the obviously not-okay super teenagers.
“He’s my soulmate. And
boyfriend.” You stated, holding up your wrist to show off your empty timer. “Peter,
oh my God.” You rushed into his arms. He held you close, still too shocked to
force any words though his mouth.
“My girlfriend is a
badass.” He mumbled.
“My boyfriend is Spiderman.” You murmured into his ear.
He smiled and pressed a long kiss to your cheek.
“So I’m your hero, huh?”
“Shush, you,” you pushed
him playfully. Tony stood there in shock, but also in smugness.
“So, dinner, right?”
Stark jabbed a thumb out the door behind him. You nodded, shedding your mask
and wig and leaving them in your locker before following Tony and Peter to
where the others were eating.
“See, Stark. I told you
two teenagers were too many. They met today and already they’re hooking up.”
Bucky eyeballed your joint hands as you sat down for Saturday pizza night.
soulmates, and we’ve known each other for two
weeks, Bucky.” You sassed, your head coming to rest on your boyfriend’s
shoulder as you took a bite of pizza. “This was just a coincidence.”
“I don’t know. I think
things worked out perfectly.” Peter looked down at you. “Or maybe it’s just you that’s perfect.”
“Stooop!” You felt your cheeks burn at his compliment. He laughed at
how cute you were when you were all shy.
“No PDA allowed in the presence
of adults!” Tony pointed at you. “I mean it. Or you’ll both be grounded.”
“All right, Mom,” you rolled your eyes, pressing a
kiss to Peter’s cheek and lacing your fingers through his. “We’ll play nice.”
“You better. I mean it.”
“Oh, lighten up, Tony.” Steve
elbowed him in the chest. “They’re young. Young love is a precious thing.”
Part 01: A few days ago I had some problems and I even stopped talking to some people, first because I was not in the mood for it and second because I didn’t want to bother you. I thought about deleting this blog and sometimes I think about doing it, but I have lots of friends and I don’t want to lose them. I would miss you a lot if I left. I want to thank some people who helped me by sending me messages and also giving me edits (I don’t deserve this) but thank you very much ♥
Part 02: My classes started in a few days and that means I will not go in here often, so I’m sorry.
Part 03: Part 3: I got 7k+ \o/ Thank you so much guys!! Love you ♥
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hey guys! I know it’s been a minute since my last
masterpost and this one has been sitting in my drafts for editing even
though it’s still poop lmao but I missed two weeks of school in late March
and early April for college tours, so I really had to practice time management.
I needed to study for AP tests, finals and do any other coinciding work I was
assigned. Because of this, I thought I could share some of the tips I used to
1. determine what you need to do prior to
doing this will help you organize (and properly pack) your materials that you’ll have to bring with you to study or to complete your assignments. notify your teachers of your absence at least 2 weeks in advance so they can prepare the work for you to take with you. write a list of all the topics/assignments you have to do while you’re gone so you can just have a basic overview AND feel less overwhelmed.
2. reasonably plan out your work for the duration of your trip
okay so you can either 1) do all of your work before your trip or 2) spread it out throughout the duration of your trip. now, I personally had a SHIT TON of work so there was no way in HELLLL I was gonna be able to do it all before I left. SOOOO I used my bullet journal to plan out what I was going to do and when. If you already know the itinerary for your trip, try to plan your work around the things you have planned but THE KEY TO THIS IS: BE REALISTIC. If you’re going to Cancun, don’t plan to write 3 pages of your paper the day you arrive, okay? just break your work up into manageable pieces and your mind will be at more ease.
and remember, if you don’t follow your plan exactly, its okaaaay! I didn’t follow mine exactly but the only thing that matters is that you do it.
3. bring things that motivate you/help you
honestly, I cannot study or do homework without music. it makes me wanna shoot myself. SO prior to your trip (if you don’t already have these), create playlists of music that helps you focus or just a playlist that you could see yourself working to on a daily basis. bring things to help you relax during your study/homework breaks. during my breaks, I usually stretch or something.
I know this isn’t much but I was just thinking that
this might be able to help you guys out in the future! If you have any
masterpost suggestions, questions, or just wanna talk, feel free to send me
asks or pm’s