All ddadds in vines
“On all levels except physical, I’m a vampire.”
“Is there anything better than p*ssy? Yes, a really good book.”
“- Hey bro, what do you want to eat?
- The souls of the innocent!
- A bagel.
- Two bagels.”
”Mary, is that a police? I’m calling the weed!”
Just 6 glorious seconds of corgi twerking
“- Do you even lift, bro?”
“When Mama isn’t home” vine