do you even twerk

All ddadds in vines

Damien:
“On all levels except physical, I’m a vampire.”

Hugo:
“Is there anything better than p*ssy? Yes, a really good book.”

Joseph:
“- Hey bro, what do you want to eat?
- The souls of the innocent!

- A bagel.
- No!
- Two bagels.”

Robert:
”Mary, is that a police? I’m calling the weed!”

Brian:
Just 6 glorious seconds of corgi twerking

Craig:
“- Do you even lift, bro?”
Lifts
“Bruh”

Mat:
“When Mama isn’t home” vine

musicluver415  asked:

Hi, your stuff is great!! Can you do a shinee at the club? Thank you!!!

hullos bebs! let’s see shinee get down ….. down, down, down, view (tbh i know that’s not the lyrics but i can’t stop myself) 

onew:

  • his motions are pretty limited to shuffling around with a drink in his hand
  • but after a few (many, like so many) drinks………………………….did you know onew can twerk 
  • you can’t look away, take it in. take in onew in all his glory 
  • key has it all on video too and posts it in the group chat very often (onew: I AM NEVER DRINKING. AGAIN.)
  • absolutely knows that his body is going to be destroyed tomorrow but yolo
  • sweating a lot bc it’s hot af in the club and he is wearing a sweater 
  • can’t find his drink or man

jonghyun:

  • sitting at a booth with nursing a whiskey and bobbing his head to the music
  • *thinking to himself* i probably look so aesthetic rn 
  • when the members pull him out of his corner to dance, becomes kim wiggly, inventor of the wiggle
  • the lights are blinding him tbh 
  • weaving through the crowd: “yes hello drunk people, just trying to find the bathroom” 
  • does exaggerated versions of taemin’s bom bom boms 

key:

  • his body rolls could kill a man 
  • went up to the dj booth to request a song, becomes the dj (”hello my lil freaks HOW YOU DOING TONIGHT!!?!”) 
  • smokey eye on point and holy shit he looks fkin unreal under flashing lights
  • he knows it too and smirks at people gaping at him 
  • and then on the dance floor he does shit like that super ultra power shuffling from 321, limbs flailing, kim kibum doesn’t give a flying fuck he’s gonna have a GOOD TIME

minho:

  • whispers SHINEE’S BACK when they enter (onew: we’ve never been to this club before / minho: can you just? / onew: you can’t lie to the fans minho can’t do that)
  • yells v loudly when they put on juju on that beat
  • DABS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT 
  • moves his arms a lot even when not dabbing 
  • apologizing all night bc he keeps bumping into people 
  • orders several bottles of champagne with sparklers!!!!!! bc going out and having fun with friends is a celebration and they’re going to celebrate dammit

taemin:

  • drifts away from the group a lot bc lee taemin is meant to be solo 
  • befriends all the bouncers and bathroom attendant (his name was steve and they took a picture together he’ll upload it if he ever gets an insta) 
  • TEARING UP the dance floor 
  • he’s all sweaty limbs and he’s smiling so brightly!!! bc wow he’s just cutting loose and just moving completely to the rhythm 
  • people made a circle so he could have more space and are just standing around him watching bc he’s just so fluid 
  • is his pelvis in anyway connected to his body???? how does it move like that 
  • needs to drink water asap
Reader teaches Zenyatta to dance

Watchpoint Gibraltar was often a lonely place. The only team members who stayed there year round were those with nowhere else to go. Company was scarce and Valentine’s Day on the horizon only made things worse. You found yourself in tacit isolation, due largely to Soldier’s aloof nature and Winston’s obsession with his gadgets. The days trudged by with agonizing monotony. The best part of each one was crossing it off the calendar. As the morning stretched onward you fell into a carefully cultivated routine.

First a hot shower followed by a hasty breakfast. Next stop was the common room everyone shared. You took the recliner and busied yourself with phone games and cat videos. Thrilling. Then, once your battery was half gone, you walked around the facilities, picking up the errant banana peel.

The last stop was Gibraltar’s fitness center, complete with a swimming pool, fully supplied gym, track, and basketball court. A large boombox, courtesy of Lucio, sat on the sidelines of the gymnasium. There was a certain bounce to your step as you trotted over to plug in your phone. This was your one solace. Dance.

The beat drummed along the floor, into your bones. A brilliant smile spread across your face and it wasn’t long before you’d lost yourself to the rhythm. Your eyes were closed. All the better to imagine your stage. Besides, you knew every inch of this room by now. Hands snapped up and then snaked back down your body. Hips rolled, booty rocked, you popped, locked, dropped, and brought it back up. If it weren’t for the sound of metallic clapping and gentle laughter you may have even twerked.

“Please, do not stop on my account. I was simply admiring your skill.” Zenyatta, floating in the doorway, encouraged you to continue. Your cheeks turned a rosy shade of blush and you rushed over to turn off the music. “I’m so sorry,” you offered sheepishly, “I thought everyone was away. When did you arrive?” The omnic sensed your true question and was more than happy to answer. “Do not worry. I watched only for a few brief moments. Genji and I have returned at Winston’s request. A mission lies before us.” If robots could smile, he’d certainly be grinning at you. “My apologies for disturbing you. Though I am happy to have witnessed such grace. It is a talent I have yet to master.” A few last waves of embarrassment rippled through you as you thanked him for the kind words. “I could teach you, if you want. I mean, I’m no master like you. But if you wanted to learn I could–”

“That sounds wonderful. I am always open to learning new things. Thank you for the opportunity.” Zenyatta floated over with more grace than he knew, and waited patiently for instruction. 

“Well… You can’t really dance without putting your feet on the ground… Can you stand?” Obediently, the monk unfolded himself from his usual perch. You gasped, “I never knew how tall you were!” Zen had drawn himself up over six feet in height. He laughed kindly at your surprise and your cheeks grew hot once more. “Alright… Let’s start with something simple. Put one hand on my hip and take my right hand with the other. Perfect.” His grip was steady and confident but gentle. The metal was warm against your skin. You placed your left hand on his shoulder and closed the distance between you. His orbs responded by widening their orbit and hovering around you. Suddenly, you felt heat flush across your brow and couldn’t help but smile. This was more intimate than you anticipated.

“Now you lead, right foot forward, then left. Then move back. Yes! Now add a little wiggle and swing those hips!” You giggled and demonstrated with your own shapely form. He tilted his head and sighed admiringly, “You make it look so easy.” In truth he wasn’t the best dancer but he could follow the basic steps. Zen even tried to move his hips in similar fashion. You erupted in playful laughter, “You’re doing great! I’m truly impressed!.” Those orbs whirled around and he seemed to beam at your approval. “You are an excellent teacher. I only hope I have made you proud.”

“Absolutely. We’ll have to dance more tomorrow! It’ll be nice to finally have a partner.” The omnic bowed before you and you curtseyed in return. “I look forward to nothing more. It will be a pleasure.”

anonymous asked:

Can you please do BTS reaction to twerking on them. Thank You 😜

Lmaooo, I’m not even to sure how they would react but… here we go

- admin aj

BTS reaction to You twerking on them.

Jin:

He’d smile but still be in shock and disbelief. Ultimately he’d push you away once he feels the way his body reacts to the contact. *horny jin activated*

Originally posted by jeonsshi


Suga:

When you start he’d be very shocked and somewhat embarrassed. He wouldn’t really know what to do so he’d end up just standing quietly as you do it while smiling like an idiot.

Originally posted by the-rap-man


J-Hope:

*begins doing his own dance because he’s Hobi and he doesn’t know how to deal with/ what to do with all dat booty

Originally posted by bts-gfx

Rap Monster:

Namjoon would probably be like Yoongi and just smile and take it.

Originally posted by rninjoon


Jimin:

*slightly embarrassed by how much he’s actually enjoying it*

Originally posted by b4ngt4nboys


V: 

So many conflicting emotions! He’d be excited but confused but aroused and just… ugh! He’s enjoy it but probably push you away before he could enjoy it to much.

Originally posted by hugtae


Jungkook:

Blissfully innocent Kookie would probably just smile before stepping away from you lol.

Originally posted by hobseok

What the hell Robbie? Kay Imagine

“What ya doin, love?”

 Robbie asked resting his chin on my shoulder, looking at my desktop.

 “Checking emails, I have like 57 unread ones and there starting to annoy me.” 

I said looking at each one. 

“Randy sent me a link to a YouTube Video, oh no.” I said, and Robbie laughed.

 I clicked on the link, and laughed. “Yas.” I said then danced.

 I turned around and saw Robbie,

Originally posted by villians-dont-get-happyendings

“What?” I asked. “What indeed.” He said.

 “C’mon it’s a song, just dance to it.” I said, 

“How do you even?” “Twerk!” then I started Twerking badly and singing to the words.

 “(Y/n) that’s not how you twerk, THIS is how you twerk.” He said then,

Originally posted by techgirl611

“What the hell Robbie?”  amost died from laughing. He stopped and my pouted at me. 

“What?” He asked out of breath. 

“Nothing, Tired?” “Yeah I think I’m Twerked-out.” 

He said, earning another laugh from me. “Me too, dinner?”

 I asked. “Sure.” 

So we spent the night eating Chinese food and watching Netflix.

(The song was PussyGoodPussySweet lol)

I hate people who try to demean Beyonce by saying “she just twerks half naked on stage”
???? Do you even know what twerking is?? Anything remotely involving hip movements is twerking now?

Beyonce does not only dance her ass off IN HEELS- she sings at the same damn time. So many singers half her age gotta lip sync cus they wouldn’t be able to breath. Foh.

Failing at Twerking

Xiumin: *shows you how it’s done using them hot baozi buns*

Luhan: “right, right, so when did you think you could twerk?”

Kris: “What were you thinking when you said you could twerk?…”

Suho: *points at you* “You shouldn’t do that, leave the twerking to Milky Serious" grandpa doesn’t know what hes talking about

Lay: *doesn’t know what you’re trying to do* "baobei, are you okay? Have you got an itch or?”

Baekhyun: “Even though you can’t twerk do it while doing my light switch dance”

Chen: “Don’t laugh, don’t laugh” *laughs into the night sky at your failure*

Chanyeol: *sees you while he’s eating* why does she do things like this

Kyungsoo: “this is why baekhyun makes fun of you! it’s because you do things like this, are you even trying?” *doesn’t approve*

Tao: “you can’t twerk so instead I’ll show you my magical hips" homo gone wild

Kai: *After you ask how you did* 

Sehun: *PLAYFULLY NOT VIOLENTLY kicks your butt* "please, your flat butt is not match for sebooty”

gifs not mine
~Amna

The Model Series #18 First "I Love You"

Harry: “Because I’m in love with you!” The words leave your mouth before you can swallow them and they hang suspended in air. Your mouth is frozen open in shock, mirroring Harry’s own expression. “Why would you want to be with someone who is gone most of the time? You deserve better [Y/N]!” He had shouted at you, provoking the L-word. Harry’s features instantly soften, his tense body language relaxing. Harry approaches you, his arms embracing you part-way so he can study your face. “I’m in love with you.” You nearly whisper this time, the realization that you in fact, do, washing over your body. He mumbles the same words into your skin over and over again as his lips and hands explore your body.

Louis: “Goddamit Louis!” You yell in frustration. You and Lou have been fighting for at least an hour. What started as a minor argument about placing the spoons upside-down in the dishwasher escalated quickly into a screaming match. “WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM TONIGHT?” Louis screams, slamming the kitchen drawer shut. “IT’S YOU ASSHOLE!” You storm out of the kitchen and all sorts of emotions start flooding your body. “I have to get out of here.” You run towards the front door, tears already beginning to form. “[Y/N]…WAIT [Y/N]!” Louis sprints after you and leans on the door to prevent you from opening it. “WHAT DO YOU WANT LOUIS? WHAT MORE DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?” You yell in his face. “I love you.” He says simply, tears beginning to well up in his eyes as well. You’re surprised at the sight, you’ve never seen Louis cry, ever. “Please don’t go.” He pleads. 

Zayn: You throw down the controller and jump onto the coffee table. “Winner Player Two!” The video game voice sounds. “Loser Player One!” You shake your hips in wide circles and do a little victory dance. “Ha ha ha HA ha!” Zayn starts laughing at your wild moves as you continue dancing, even twerking and doing the wave by yourself. “AHHH I WON!” You sing, falling backwards onto the couch next to Zayn. “There’s a first time for everything I suppose.” Zayn chokes out between bouts of laughter. He pulls you closer to him as you both continue to laugh. “Oh shut up,” you say. Zayn nudges his nose against yours and you “eskimo kiss”, rubbing the tips of your noses together. This starts the laughter all over again. “Oh…my…” Zayn heaves between chortles. “I love you so much [Y/N].” His words immediately stop your laughter and you sit up straight. “You…you what?” Zayn stops laughing and solemnly nods. You stare at him in silence for a while. “And…you?” Zayn asks, trying (and failing) to hide his worry. “Zayn…I’ve loved you since the day I met you!” You confess, embracing him tightly again. 

Niall: “Why don’t we try a little word association?” The interviewer asks the boys. They all nod and he turns to Niall, the first on the couch and the closest to him. “I’ll say a word or phrase, and you say the first thing that pops into mind.” Niall nods again. “Okay, here we go Niall! Pizza…” “Delicious!” Niall says with a laugh. “Something you miss about Ireland?” Niall thinks for a minute. “The beer!” The audience laughs along with him and the interviewer smiles. “Person you love most right now?” “[Y/N]” He answers without skipping a beat. You’re standing off stage and you drop your water bottle watching him on the monitor. The audience oooh’s and ahhh’s before the interviewer moves on to Zayn. Immediately after the interview, Niall rushes over to you. “Oh Princess I’m sorry I didn’t mean to…” You shut up his blabbering with a passionate kiss, your arms flung around his neck. “Niall,” you say when you broke for air. “I love you too!" 

Liam: "I’m trying to figure out a way to tell her so it’ll be special!” You overhear Liam talking on the phone to someone you’re assuming is Harry or Niall. “…don’t be stupid Haz…Harry I’m telling her I love her not ordering a goddamn pizza!” You gasp sharply and Liam quickly clicks off the phone. You close your mouth and make it seem like you’ve just walked up the stairs. “Hi [Y/N],” Liam greets you with a kiss on the forehead before walking into the bathroom and closing the door firmly behind him. You hear the shower start up and stop and you still stand frozen in the hallway, replaying Liam's conversation over and over in your mind. You can’t take the suspense anymore and quietly open the bathroom door to find Liam with only a towel wrapped around his waist, studying his face in the foggy mirror. “[Y/N]…I love you. No, too forward.” You bite back a goofy smile. “[Y/N]…you make me the happiest man in the entire world…Nah it sounds like a bloody marriage proposal.” Liam leans over the sink in despair and you slip completely into the bathroom. “You know, I liked the way you said it the first time.” His head snaps up and he studies you guiltily in the bathroom mirror before turning around. “Oh [Y/N], I wanted to surprise you tonight and make it really special.” You slip a hand around his scruffy face and place a gentle kiss on his jawline. “Believe me baby, it was.” You assure him.