do you even know what you just did to me

Challenge Accepted

Oh, Build-A_Bear, you do not know what you just did.  You sent me a coupon for a free stuffed animal to lure me back.  First off, I don’t even know why I’m on your emailing list.  Secondly, do you know how sick and warped I am?  You’re going to trust me around mini-people?  I see things on your website that I could make a dominatrix bunny.  You’re screwed, Build-A-Bear.

Challenged accepted.  

If I do go to the mall and build a bear (or bunny), I’ll take pics later.

anonymous asked:

So I don't know why I'm telling you this on anon but I'm scared to say it out loud and I don't know what to do. Last night I was assaulted by a guy who I though I really liked. We went back to his place and it got a little heated and I got uncomfortable and asked him to stop but he wouldn't and just held me down. I don't even know how to admit this to myself that it happened and I'm freaking out because I can't tell anyone because I feel like it's my fault. I'm sorry to drop in but I feel alone.

Oh my goodness. Sweetie! Lovely! Please! The first thing I want you to know is this, YOU ARE NOT ALONE. THIS IS NOT YOUR FAULT. YOU DID NOTHING WRONG.  I know what you are going through. And the emotions and the pain. Do not feel like you are burdening me, because you are not. I want to be here to help you to the best of my ability.  The first thing, I want you to know, is you said no. He didn’t listen. You can always come talk to me. I am guessing that you feel like you didn’t fight hard enough, or say no loud enough? Well, you did. You did exactly what you could in that moment. You did exactly what you thought was right. Everything that you did was valid to preserve you until you got to safety. I wish I could talk to you more. Like, I really want to make sure that you are okay! Please come off Anon and talk to me or keep talking to me through anon.  I don’t want you to do anything that would have you physically harming yourself or mentally. If you feel comfortable with it, go to the police.  If not, then I have a question for you. Do they have a center to help women who have been hurt? That is how I got therapy. Please, since I do not know the extent of of what happened to you, go to the emergency room or planned parenthood. They will know how to physically help you and planned parenthood can help you get therapy.  Please come to me and talk! I am so proud of you for reaching out to me, I want you to know that. You are not alone. You are loved. I love you. I am concerned for you. I want to keep talking to you. I want to make sure that you are doing okay. So please keep talking to me. 

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just two guys….bonding… i can’t believe this is my first contribution to this amazing show…

  • me: yeah, im disabled. i have this really bad illness where-
  • someone: wait, youre disabled?
  • me: ....yeah, my illness can be really awful, to the point where i-
  • someone: im just surprised cause
  • me: oh no
  • someone: ya know
  • me: no no no come on man stop
  • someone: you dont
  • me: stop, turn back now dont say it dont fucking say it
  • someone: look
  • me: ...dont please
  • someone: like youre disabled.
  • me: .... oh fuck my guy you just had to say that dumb shit, do you even know what the fuck you just did?!
When they don't finish the fic

Me: ahh I NEED TO READ A FIC! Oh this one looks good!

(5 hours and 34 chapters later)

Me: Oh my god this is AWES- it’s unfinished…when’s the next chap- NO

Last updated: January 2010

Me: oh just FUCK OFF! WHY WHY DID YOU DO THIS?! they didn’t kiss yet?! THEY DIDN’T EVEN KISS WHY I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THIS TRANSGRESSION AGAINST ME I HATE EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW WHATS HAPPENED! Never mind I will never read fanfic again! I swear ao3 you are dead to me.

(2 minutes later)

Me: oh this fic looks interesting…

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Like who he tryna kid though?

You know what, Booth and Brennan will always be my #1 otp because they gave me so much as a couple. I mean, I’m not talking about sex or smut because that’s fanfiction material (like you go girl, want to see your fave ship bang on a piano? go and read that !!!! that’s what that website is for) but everything else. The ‘platonic’ aspect of their relationship has always been the best part of their dynamic to me, but they were still able to overcome that phase and be a family. This being said, that original dynamic has never been compromized, not to me at least, because when it comes to the important stuff, Booth and Brennan are still partners first, they are still the people they would give up their life for, they would fight for each other. While the majority of other ships kinda change once they get together. Booth and Brennan never completely changed, so much that people complain because they’d rather have them being romantic the 100% of the time. I don’t. Also, it’s the little things that matter to me, like it might sound stupid, but I find it extremely adorable and precious that Brennan knows Booth by knowing his injuries. Every time something happens, she’s able to compare factures and other stuff to Booth’s. And that’s so IC, that’s something I really want to see because it’s them. And it’s been this way since she first found out about his past in 1x15 and it never changed. She imagined him on that autopsy table in 11x01 by looking at the bones, just like it happened on 12x04 with Aldo and in other many occasions. Brennan saying like I know that because of your brain tumor. She knows his brain scans. YAAAS. Give me this stuff. Give me Booth and Brennan that can’t sleep without each other at night when one of them is struggling with something, give me them talking about taking someone’s life and carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders. Give me them hurting each other to save each other. They would never cheat on each other or hurt each other because they want to. They only do it because it’s the only way. Yaas. Screw sex, just give me this stuff.

Found Crying/Crying Starter Pack

Found Crying:

“I-It’s nothing, I’m okay.”
“Please just leave me alone!..”
“I can’t c-control it..”
“Ho-Hold me, please..”
“Get out! Just get out!!”
“I-I miss ___ so much..”
“Ar-Are you even gonna say anything?!”
“Do you love me anymore?..”
“I-I’m sorry, this is embarrassing..”
“You did this..”
“I-I’m okay, give me a minute..”

Crying:

“What’s wrong? Are you okay?”
“I refuse to leave you alone!”
“It’s okay, ssshhh..”
“Let me hold you, I’ll fix it.”
“If i leave will it make you feel better?!”
“I know you miss ___, i know you do..”
“…I’m.. Sorry..”
“I.. Don’t know..”
“It’s okay, take all the time you need.”
“I’m so sorry, ___, I’ll make it better, i promise!..”
“Come here, it’ll all be alright.”

tfc characters as texts i've sent
  • neil: i should be dead how'd i get away with that
  • andrew: it was all my doing i'm glad i've confused everyone
  • kevin: pls remember vegetables exist and they love you
  • matt: sleep well sweet nugget
  • dan: but you know what. maybe I'M risky.
  • allison: i fight dirty and psychological trauma is the aim
  • renee: two people have asked me for directions in the past hour why is my face so soft and trustable
  • aaron: did u not know i only have one friend
  • nicky: i can even play heads or tails in multiple languages which is irrelevant just a fun fact
  • seth: i love death and dying and being dead
Translation: Kollektivet (The Flat Chat) - at 20:40 - 11.12

Linn:
Who took my frozen pizza?

Eskild:
Not me.

Isak:
It was me, had to fix some food.
I’ll transfer money, Linn. Sorry.

Linn:
Okay, how’s Even?

Eskild:
How is Even doing?
Linn, you owe me a cold coke with ice.

Isak:
Better, I think. Or, it seemed like it was going better earlier. I don’t fucking know. He’s sleeping right now. But I was texting with Sonja and she said he usually sleeps when he’s down. So, yeah. But he did eat half a pizza. So that’s good. 

Linn:
Huh, I don’t owe you a coke? From when?

Eskild:
Ohh <3 Isak. To think that there’s so much care in that grumpy, little teenaged body of yours.

Isak:
Whatever.

Eskild:
It’s just a saying, Linn.

Isak:
But what are you guys doing tomorrow during the day? I’ve fucked up my 10% and have to go to school. But I don’t want Even to be here alone.

Eskild:
I’m home until 14:00 pm tomorrow, when do you finish school?

Isak:
15:30

Noora:
I’ll get home around one, so I can take over when Eskild leaves.

Isak:
Thanks

Eskild:
I can put together a week schedule. Report wishes and needs Linni and Nori, and I’ll add it in. Noora, you have Excel on your computer? 

Isak:
It’s not certain he’ll stay the whole week, though..

Linn:
Why doesn’t he wanna go home?

Isak:
He might go home, but is it okay with you guys if he wants to stay here?

Eskild:
Yes, where there’s room there’s hearts.

Noora
‘Course

Eskild:
Where there’s home there’s hearts.

Linn:
Home is where the heart is.

Isak:
Thank you



(sorry I’m late, my laptop crashed on Friday, having major issues with it 😞  )

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“Did you know,” Mikael says to Yousef, one Friday evening, whilst they’re both lying in bed because nothing could be better than this, with the curtains shut, “that the Prophet Yusuf was given half the beauty of the entire world to him? It says in the Qur’aan that when he used to pass by women who were working, the women would end up cutting their fingers off because they couldn’t stop looking at how beautiful the Prophet Yusuf was.” 

“Aha, I knew that. Why do you think my Mum called me Yousef, huh?” Yousef chuckles, raising his eyebrow in question at Mikael, as he holds him a little more tighter, a little more closer to his body. 

Mikael doesn’t reply back immediately; he just has the ghost of a smile on his lips. He lets his eyes wander, his gaze linger, studying Yousef’s face as if for the first time. His eyes, his nose, his lips. He lets himself give in to the simple pleasure of feeling Yousef’s skin under his own, before he exhales out all the air his lungs were holding in. 

“Wallah, Yousef …” says Mikael, you’re the most beautiful boy I’ve ever seen.”

  • Sniper: Who broke the coffee pot? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
  • Engineer: I did. I broke it.
  • Sniper: No. No, you didn’t. Scout?
  • Scout: Don’t look at me, look at Medic.
  • Medic: What?! I didn’t break it!
  • Scout: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
  • Medic: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Scout: Suspicious.
  • Medic: No, it’s not!
  • Demo: If it matters, probably not… Spy was the last one to use it.
  • Spy: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Demo: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Spy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Demo!
  • Engineer: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it.
  • Sniper: No! Who broke it?!
  • Heavy: *whispering* Sniper, Pyro's been awfully quiet this whole time.
  • Pyro: Mmmph?!
  • *Yelling ensues*
  • *Camera pans to Sniper*
  • Sniper: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict that ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and weird hats.

(x)

  • Geoff: Who broke it?
  • Crew: ...
  • Geoff: I'm not mad, I just want to know
  • Jack: I did, I broke-
  • Geoff: No, no you didnt. Gavin?
  • Gavin: Don't look at me, look at Ryan.
  • Ryan: What I didn't break it.
  • Gavin: Huh, that's weird how did you even know it was broken?
  • Ryan: Because it's sitting right in front of us and its broken.
  • Gavin: Suspicious.
  • Ryan: No it isnt!
  • Jeremy: If it matters, probably not, but Lindsay was the last one to use it
  • Lindsay: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Jeremy: Oh then what were you doing by the coffee counter earlier?
  • Lindsay: I use the little wooden stirs to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that Jeremy!
  • Jack: Okay, let's not fight, I broke it let me pay for it.
  • Geoff: No! Who broke it?
  • Ryan: ..Geoff, Michael has been awfully quiet.
  • Michael: Really?!
  • Ryan: Yeah, really!
  • Crew: (Starts arguing with each other)
  • Geoff: (Off to the side watching) I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.
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Natasha in every episode of War & Peace → 1x01 Part One

When I think of Boris, I can’t really remember him at all, even though he kissed me. I try to remember him, but somehow his face doesn’t come. No, nothing. Isn’t that terrible?… Will you write to Boris? No. No, I’d be ashamed to. Ashamed? Why? I don’t know, it would just feel awkward. False. That’s because you really love that funny one with the glasses! Pierre? I do not! Where did you get that from? Seeing you dance with him. What strange ideas you have.

Rhysand as an older brother

So we all know that Rhysand had a little sister before the absolute toolest-to-tool got in the way but just imagine what Rhysand would have been like as an older brother:

-He’d still be the annoying, over-bearing, over-protective, over-everything (come on, don’t tell me Rhys’ personality doesn’t thrive on being extra to everyone)

-But when she wasn’t around, he’d melt like butter every time she was mentioned (”Would do anything to protect you my smol bean” “…What did you just call me, Rhys??”)

-Please don’t even think about bullying her because not only would Rhys make you suffer, but so would best-friend/cousin Morrigan, holy-shit-terrifying-older-sister Amren, yes-you’re-my-favourite-older-brother Cassian, and the-chillest-and-illest Azriel.

-Period. Just. Don’t.

-Cheekiest older brother to cheeky (if you tell me Rhysand wouldn’t tease her about crying about crying over a dog picture, (and then crying in his room after she showed him the picture of the most floofiest, smollest, cutest to ever cute dog he’d ever seen) then you lyin’)

-Point to an ugly bat contest

-Like legit, they’d point to an unattractive bat picture

-“Dat u” 

-Like he’d be an ass, but you know it’s not Rhysand if he ain’t one of the best older brothers

-They would have a very, very close relationship

-I mean, she would take time to comfort him every time Rhys was stressed about becoming a High Lord and Rhys would in turn devote his life to having his little sister safe at his side

-Because being the High Lord of the Night Court would mean a target on his, and everyone he loves’ back 24/7

-But Rhys never tells that to his little sister

-That the thing he’s most afraid of is failing to protect her just because he was the heir to the throne (don’t even get me started on how guilty he felt when he heard that she died at the Spring Courts’ hands)

-Don’t even get me started if she started dating

-Like Rhys would have the address, number of living relatives, and the freaking social security number of their entire family in 2 seconds flat (”What?? Me?? Abusing my position as High Lord to find out who breathes where in my territory?? Noooooooo”)

-Just imagine family life within the Inner Circle and Rhysand’s little sister

*goes off to cry because the feels decked me like a patio on steriods*

*imagines her with the Inner Circle.* *cries even more*

*imagines her watching Rhys suffer Under the Mountain and meeting Feyre* *decks myself*

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“Now let’s start the ‘let’s see who makes the best frisk face’ contest!”

“Wait, why are we doing this?”

“Because we have lots of ‘me’ faces today! I’ll start! Determination!”

“Deter… Wait, what did you say we we’re doing today?”

“You don’t have to know. Determination!”

“GRRR! NOBODY WINS! I WIN! I’LL BITE YOU!”

“W-what’s wrong with him?”

“I don’t care. This is stupid and the author might be running out of ideas.”

“I’ll go to sleep, let’s see if I can enter another reality just to escape this stupid one.”

Pranks

Pairings: Tony x f!Reader

Request: Can you make a readerxtony, they are dating and they prank people? :D


Thor has created a chatroom.

Thor has invited Clint, Sam, Pietro.

Thor: Confess now, pranksters! Which one of you – I can’t even bare to speak of the villainous act!

Thor: We are brethren! I did not expect this from any of you. How could you do this to me? Monsters!

Sam: … Chill.

Pietro: As much as I would love to take credit for whatever happened, I can’t.

Thor: That leaves you, Barton!

Clint: Wait, you can’t just assume I did whatever it is!

Clint: Which is what, by the way?

Thor: You know full well what! You will pay for this.

Pietro: R.I.P in peace, old man.

Clint: It’s R.I.P or just rest in peace!

Pietro: I said that?

Sam: Oh my god.

Keep reading

BTS reaction to you having a baby and breeding a child :)

Anon requested: Hey can you do pregnancy scenarios, like when they find out you sre pregnant, birth, baby bumps, first steps and words ect. Thank you ~♡

Its gonna be full filled with cuteness, you’re warned!   

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Jin

Let’s imagine you’re so close to your boyfriend or your husband that you never ide it a thing. Which means he knows you did not have your period last month, he knows you’re having nausea in the morning and you don’t feel that good. So he would have though you could have been pregnant even before you would announce your pregnancy to him. Let’s just say you would have told him right after doin gthe pregnancy test in the bathroom. Maybe something like “So what do you think ?” He would stare at you, hoping it was positive, because damn, he wants to start a family so bad. So he would go like “Tell me you are!”. You’ll show him the test with a wide smile spreading on your lips. Instantaneously he would jump on you , carry ou and make you spin in the air with a strong embrace.

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Then for 9 months he would be cooking your favorites foods, whatever you would ask him to. When he was away because of his job, he would always text you and call you before going on stage, getting off stage. Before doing a photoshoot or something. He would always do his best to be there whenever you need.

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Then when the baby will be born, he wouldn’t stop staring at it. I guess he would cry and thank you so much. If you’re having a little girl, he would use pink everywhere for sure. If it’s a boy, then he will calm down but yeah ahah.

I can piture him reading stories to his kid, making him food, giving them bath. He would play with him so cutely, and be so soft and gentle with you and the kid. He would force you to go to bed and he’ll do all the work. “Look at those widespread shoulders, they can now cary the weight of being a father you know.”

Originally posted by ultranicolet

This is how he would make his kid laugh whenever you wouldn’t be around. He’d do every type of show.

Originally posted by ultranicolet

SUGA

Hm concerning this guy, the situation would be a lot more complex. When you would announce him you’re pregnant, maybe through the art you like the most (with a poem, with a drawing or idk). He would be very happy for sure, but I guess he would be more stressed, prepapring to all of the responsabilities he will get.

He would take care of you a lot but I think Yoongi would be more independent in his couple so he wouldn’t be as present as Jin. Though he will still be present everyday.

Then when the kid will be born, he would get so emotional, maybe he’ll focus on all the little things to write a song in the future. He’ll buy you flowers as a present. And take care of you so much more.

Then I think he’ll realize he could never have been ready to get a child in his life. It is completely different to what he had thought. He would be pretty lost, not knowing how to react, not knowing what to do to stop the baby from crying. He would have to learn all the things quickly and you’ll be his role mother. He’ll observe you H24/7. Falling in love with you again, loving all the scars this pregnancy left you. Seriously though, this guy would fall so deeply in love. I can’t even imagine how deep…

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

I think it would take time to him to get fully comfortable in his father’s role. So I think whenever you’re not around he would be pretty incsecure and would rather play with your child in simpel ways : making faces, making objects appear and disappear, tearing paper and such stuffs. But look how he would be genuinely happy:

Originally posted by yoongijae

Rap Monster

I think he would be exactly the same as Yoongi. He would react the same way, when you would announce him your pregnancy by buying some baby clothes and offering them to him. He would maybe be a little more present than Yoongi to support you. He would buy you food all the time, buy you massages and everything.

Then when the baby will be born, he would also be a little bit lost though he might be more experienced than Yoongi. He would still ask you advice.

I can picture him acting this way when the baby will be eating by himself on his highchair : “Oh my god babe, is it normal he is eating that?” he would ask being stressed out for no reason. (This situation makes me laugh, I admit ahah)

Originally posted by namjoonsgurl

J-Hope

AAAh Hobie will get so emotional. Especially the day you’ll give birth to your child. He would inform the rest of the group so they could come and see their little nice or nephew. And they will have to deal with their ray of sunshine shedding warm tears.

Originally posted by pastelyoonseok

Hobie would be the type of father to make speeches out of nothing. Like the first steps of his child, his first real meal, his first day of school etc. Look how proud he would be :

Originally posted by comfyjimin

Then I guess he would be the father who clearly doesn’t care to look ridiculous. He would wear costumes, he would play H24/7 with his child. He would be a bit like Jin but a little more playfull I guess.

Originally posted by minsecretsoul

Jimin

Jimin would be the kind of boyfriend to constantly call you “the future mother of my child” or such little nicknames. He would be taking care of you anytime, he wouldn’t mind if you would wake him up in the middle of the night.

Even though he has no experience at all with kids, he would make his best to catch up on your experience buy watching documentaries, reading articles and stuff. So he could learn some tips to know how to make the baby fall fast asleep, so he would also know which games to play with the baby to teach him things and everything.

He would be the type of father to be always glued to his baby, kissing him, tickling him, singing him songs. He would also be as sensitive as Hobi and as joyful as him whenever he wouldn’t be tired.

Originally posted by keepingupwithbts

V

Gosh Taehyung would be driven crazy because all the wait he will have to go through during the pregnancy. Not to mention how crazy he went when you let him know you were finally pregnent after all the times you’ve been trying to get. He jumped everywhere, kissed you a million times before calling  his familly and announcing them the news. Then during the wait, he would have bought everything to make the room of your child. He was so invested in this new role he will have to play in a few weeks. He has been dreaming about it since he was a teenage boy. He has been talking about this moment to come so many times. He has been dreaming about.

Not to mention that he knows how to supervise and breed childs. He would be the kind of father to take everything and nothing in pictures, he would save every drawing his child would do, take videos everyday… He would be the proudest dad in the world. He’ll also be so protecting and playfull.

“Jagiya, I’ll never thank you enough for giving me this wonderful kid. Let’s work hard and breed other childs when we’ll be ready”.

Jungkook  

He would be as lost as Yoongi and Rapmon but I guess he would be as playful as V. He would be playing hide and seek with his child and some other famous games. He would also love to take photos of them eanytime of the day; for instance, when he would be eating a glass, when he would be doing a creativity activity or something. Actually I think he would be pretty much on the playing side whenever the kid would still be a baby, but then when he’ll be by 364 years old, he’ll start to have some educative activities such as discussionson innocent things, he’ll be there to help the child studying and progressing in sports or in music.

Originally posted by mayfifolle

I don’t know why I can picture Jungkook supporting his child at a contest just like this :

Originally posted by busa-n


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Here it is, I really hope you liked this fluffy reaction. I spent a long time on it so yeah :) Please feel free to let me know what you though about it and whether you agree or not on these.

Love you all, take care xx
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(Loophole: Joker has taken it upon himself. You did not ask him to have any involvement with your past and the people in it. You are not involved in his actions. He willingly choose to do it without motivation or being told by you to do so, he made the choice)

“W-what am I doing here?” the obviously paranoid man asked. The Joker grinned as he approached him from behind. “Tell me, do you remember a person by the name of Y/N?” he questioned as he moved around to face him. “Y-yeah? Why? Did they put me here?” he asked, shaking his wrists to try get free from his restrains. “Oh no, they don’t even know you’re here. They’ve no idea about this little… meeting” he smirked at his choice of words. “I just think that karma takes too long, but I on the other hand can act much quicker and much more painfully” he taunted, devious eyes and grin set on the man.