Oh, Build-A_Bear, you do not know what you just did. You sent me a coupon for a free stuffed animal to lure me back. First off, I don’t even know why I’m on your emailing list. Secondly, do you know how sick and warped I am? You’re going to trust me around mini-people? I see things on your website that I could make a dominatrix bunny. You’re screwed, Build-A-Bear.
If I do go to the mall and build a bear (or bunny), I’ll take pics later.