do you bite your thumb sir

  • Samuel Seabury: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
  • Alexander Hamilton: I do bite my thumb, sir.
  • Seabury: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
  • Hamilton: (to Burr) Is the law of our side if I say ay?
  • Aaron Burr: No.
  • Hamilton: (to Seabury) I do bite my thumb at you.
  • Burr: (to Seabury) No, sir, he does not bite his thumb at you sir; but he bites his thumb, sir.
  • Seabury: Do you quarrel, sir?
  • Burr: Quarrel, sir? No, sir.
  • Hamilton: Quarrel, sir? Yes, sir!
vampire!mercutio though
  • always out late at night, sleeps most of the day
  • very likely to have been enticed into a shady alley to let some cute guy bite his neck
  • “where did you get body glitter in 14th century italy?” “body glitter… yes… totally body glitter”
  • returns after the duel in plenty of time to stop romeo from Fucking Up™, thereby saving the day
  • “do you bite your thumb at me sir?” “no sir, i don’t bite my thumb at you sir, but i do BITE YOUR NECK”
Abraham Montague

A young, contrarian man goes up to the counter and thumbs through the menu.

Abraham appears from behind the counter. 

“Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?” he says. 

“That’s actually so crazy,” says the customer, “because I was going to ask you the same thing.”


This post was guest-written by little-known Starbucks customer and recent college graduate Stephen Sondheim, who just happened to be sitting in the corner of the shop wondering what to do with a BA in music.

punk-rock-fairy-princess look Vee, the nerd/punk au uwu

so denmark quoting shakespeare at norway okay

and nor gives him the finger and den’s like “do you bite your thumb at me sir?” nor just deadpans and den jokes about how uncultured he is and gets hit by a pillow.

norway talking about not being able to sleep and denmark recites the “to be or not to be” monologue from hamlet. and nor’s just like… “did you just tell me to commit suicide?” but den’s is already gone, skipped off to find his next victim (Iceland).

norway commenting on how nice it is outside, and denmark answering “But soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Ju - Norge is the sun!”

he doesn’t quote shakespeare much after that lmao

When it’s Shakespeare’s Birthday

Celebrate because he’s a genius, like so:

Those who disagree, I do this to you:
Do You Bite Your Thumb At Me Sir / No Sir I Do Not Ceramic Mug Set
My favorite moment in Romeo and Juliet: Do You Bite Your Thumb At Me, Sir? and No, Sir, I Do Not Bite My Thumb At You, Sir, But I Bite My Thumb,

That idea i had that i was unsure about? Yep, i decided to just go ahead and do it.