A young, contrarian man goes up to the counter and thumbs through the menu.
Abraham appears from behind the counter.
“Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?” he says.
“That’s actually so crazy,” says the customer, “because I was going to ask you the same thing.”
From that point on, EVERYTHING IS GREAT. TOTALLY SMOOTH SAILING. NO PROBLEMS AT ALL.
This post was guest-written by little-known Starbucks customer and recent college graduate Stephen Sondheim, who just happened to be sitting in the corner of the shop wondering what to do with a BA in music.
and nor gives him the finger and den’s like “do you bite your thumb at me sir?” nor just deadpans and den jokes about how uncultured he is and gets hit by a pillow.
norway talking about not being able to sleep and denmark recites the “to be or not to be” monologue from hamlet. and nor’s just like… “did you just tell me to commit suicide?” but den’s is already gone, skipped off to find his next victim (Iceland).
norway commenting on how nice it is outside, and denmark answering “But soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Ju - Norge is the sun!”