how long have you been sleeping with the Joker?
what? I dont even get...why would...i...ive never had sex with anyone anywhere. Its none of your- you have the nerve, the audacity...and how-how do i know, frankly, that youre not sleeping with him, hm? Maybe you are. Maybe youre trying to throw me off
After becoming a kpop fan, I finally understand the parent struggle of running through all your kids names before you say the name of the one you’re actually trying to call out to
I’ll just be here trying to gas Namjoon but the words coming outta my mouth will be “Yesssss Hobi- I mean Yoong- wait no Tae- dAMMIT i mEAN NAMJOON”
And its even worse with groups with more members cuz I’ll be there for days before the right name is spoken like “Omg my son Seungkw- no Vern- nope not you, I meant Mingha-OH NOPE not him either, Mingy- *inhales* NO THE OTHER ONE FFS WHATS YOUR NAME DAMMIT DK DOKYEOM SEOKMIN AAAAAARGH *heavy breathing*”
Last Thing You Googled: ‘john everett millais’ i don’t even remember why tbh
Favorite music artist: i love EVERYONE i listen to (check out my spotify *wink wink*)
Song stuck in my head: hayloft by mother mother. also! dead girl walking from heathers is constantly in my head.
Last movie you watched: the history boys
What are you wearing right now: skull shirt and minnie mouse pj bottoms. i’m a fashion icon.
What do you post: voltron, lots of pidge.
Why did you choose your URL: faerie is such a visually appealing word and pidge is just appealing. mash them together.
Do you have any other blogs: too many. they’re in my links if you’re actually interested lmao.
What Did Your Past Relationship Teach You: it was a 2 day relationship. it’d be a wonder if i learned anything. well ok, i learned that i wasn’t interested in him lmao.
Favorite Color: yellow!!
Average Hours Of Sleep: 3-5 hours
Lucky Number: 2 & 72!
Favorite characters: pidge [vld], dirk [dghda], haruhi [ohshc], sailor venus/minako [sm], marceline [at], sayaka [pmmm], tracer [ow], lapis [su], yurio [yoi]. i have so many so i’ll stop here fhajdkdjak.
How Many Blankets Do you Sleep With: one duvet and my fluffy blanket if i’m ill or especially cold.
Dream Job: eh, it changes. thinking about jobs is stressful. i don’t have any talent really so there’s nothing i’m good at.