Cookin’ with Link!
Everyone put your hands together for the Savior of Flavor, the Hero of Thyme, Bearer of the Triforce of Porridge… Chef Lincoln McNealy!
“Just Link, thanks! I hope you all have your biggest rough-hewn wooden spoons at the ready, because today we’re going to be making…”
“…Uh… Did I… Did I just… Ahem. As I was saying, no spoons necessary, because today we’re going to be making that Hyrulean classic, APPLE PIE!”
“Apple Pie is a traditional dish, with some historical GBA games showing it as having existed as far back as the rule of King Daltus! You can taste the history!”
“To start, gather the ingredients for the crust. Now, you may wonder why I’m using unmilled wheat rather than ground flour. You don’t get to be a legendary chef without doing something daring once in a while!”
“Next is the filling! You can’t have an Apple Pie without apples, and I say the fresher, the better! Just make sure your neighbors don’t see you!”
“While the apples will release juice and caramelize themselves while cooking, I like to use a little sugar to counteract the bite of the Goron Spice, which– wait, where’s the Goron Spice? What? They were out? Well. Hmm. Y’know, let’s be adventurous! Improvisation is a part of cooking too, after all, so we’ll just have to find something that will work as a good spicy substitute!”
“Okay! Now we just bring everything together and wait for it to bake…”
“Voila! The perfect Apple Pie!”
“Whether you’re so hungry you could eat an Octorok or just looking for a midday snack, this simple five-ingredient pie is sure to satisfy!”
“That’s all the time we have for today! Be sure to tune in next week, when we’ll be back in the kitchen cooking up inspiration and PLAYING GOD. Until then!”