do u think im kidding im not

Les Misérables
  • Valjean: i stole fucking bread
  • Javert: five years
  • Valjean: i tried to check on my family you piece of shit
  • Javert: fourteen more
  • Valjean: im free
  • Javert: technically,,,, you're not,,,,, but ok,,,,
  • Bishop: hey u look like ur having trouble come over at my place
  • Valjean: fuck it
  • Valjean: *steals*
  • Javert: ffs you wouldn't be in jail if-
  • Bishop: no it's cool i gave him that shit
  • Javert: oh.
  • 20 years later or smth
  • Valjean: aye im mayor now
  • Fantine: i have a daughter you inconsiderate imbeciles
  • Fantine's boss and coworkers: fuck you
  • Fantine: i don't want to do this
  • Valjean: u don't have to
  • Valjean: hey kid u want some candy
  • Cosette: fuck yea
  • Thénardiers: you want her? go have her
  • 20 more years later i think
  • Éponine: i lowkey love you
  • Marius: im oblivious as shit. ooOO a HOT girl
  • Cosette: ooOO a HOT guy
  • Marius: hey, take me to her
  • Éponine: ok
  • Éponine: (kill me)
  • Enjolras: REVOLUTION
  • Grantaire: you're gonna get us killed, moron
  • Grantaire: (but you're my moron)
  • Les Amis de'lABC: we died.
  • Éponine: me too
  • Javert: sTOP R I G H T THERE
  • Valjean: *gives Javert guilt trip*
  • Javert: oh
  • Javert: oh shit
  • Javert: *kills himself*
  • A year later I think
  • Marius: all my friends are dead
  • Cosette: i love you
  • Marius: love u too
  • Valjean: im dying
  • Cosette: please,,,, god,,,, no,,,, enough people have DIED already
  • Fantine: hey old pal. ur awesome
  • Éponine: u protected my crush. ur awesome
  • Bishop: ur awesome
  • Everyone: we're all awesome!!

anonymous asked:


seungkwan (here) |  dino (here) |  jeonghan (here) | hoshi (here) |  jun (here) | 
seokmin (here) |  wonwoo (here) |  joshua (here) |  woozi (here) |  s.coups (here)
minghao (here) |

  • cornball friends since you both said dogs were your favorite animals on the first day of middle school and everyone else was like ‘sharks, cats, tigers, blah blah blah’ but u and mingyu were firmly like dogs. dogs r the best
  • kinda ended up being class clowns without even trying everyone knows you guys are always losing stuff, tripping over stuff, and ofc arguing over who is the more dorky person
  • and middle school turned to high school where everyone was convinced you were going to date each other
  • because you’re the dog loving clutzs who would always buy ice cream for each other on the way home no matter how many arguments u had in class when u were kids
  • but high school,,,,,,also meant mingyu getting taller and hotter and less dorky more ,,,,,social
  • until you were sure he had a friend group too big,,,,,too big with no room left for you
  • and you didn’t take it to heart,,,you can’t be middle school friends forever waiting for each other outside the school gates making fun of mingyu for spilling ice cream on his overalls and then him pinching your nose in defense 
  • nope you both were seniors now and no one thought of you guys as the dog loving couple anymore,,,,,,,tbh you’d kind of become estranged
  • what with mingyu suddenly being considered one of the most handsome boys,,,,,,becoming close with the other heartthrob of the school wonwoo and even star athlete minghao
  • so at some point you made your own other friends,,,a new circle of people,,,,,,and every now and then one of your friends would jokingly point out mingyu surrounded by admirers and tease like “wasn’t he your boyfriend in middle school?”
  • that is until summer comes around and everyone is nervous for graduation 
  • and you find yourself trying to clean out your locker only to find an old dusty photo in a notebook of you,,,,and mingyu,,,,,hands around each others shoulders when he was still your height,,,,,
  • and you smile sadly but tuck it into your bag only to close your locker and get slightly shocked to see mingyu leaning against the one beside yours
  • a coy smile on his face,,,,,which is more handsome than ever and you want to say you hate it but you don’t,,,,,,,you never could
  • and you’re like “yes?” and he’s like “i found something cleaning my locker out too.” and you’re like ????
  • only to see him pull out a photo from his pocket,,,,the same one you’d just found and you give him a look of confusion
  • and mingyu laughs and is like “did you think i wouldn’t have it? this is my favorite photo of us,,,,,,because we don’t have any together from high school,,,,”
  • and u bite back ur tongue from being like well why do u think that is but u just shrug and say u need to go
  • when you feel his hand on your wrist and ur like ?? and he’s like “i,,,,,do you want to get ice-cream with me?”
  • and for a moment you’re sure he’s joking but you see the flicker of hopefulness in his eyes that you remember he’d have when u two were young
  • and somehow you can’t say no,,,,,,and you guys end up walking out of school and toward a truck near a park where mingyu orders his favorite flavor and yours from memory
  • and when he hands u the one u ,,,, go “you remembered?” and he laughs like ofc,,,,,i remember everything. when we met and u said ur favorite animal was a dog like me and everyone else said we were boring. that time u tripped over my foot in six grade and i laughed so hard i ended up tripping over a jump rope on the floor. oh - that time you got ice cream on your overalls on a trip to the zoo-”
  • “the ice-cream on overalls was you mingyu, not me”
  • he scrunches up his nose and is like “nooooo it was totally you” and you giggle like nope ! i never owned overalls,,,,but you did
  • and mingyu seems to freeze and reevaluate his whole life in this spot which just makes you laugh a bit harder
  • and as you continue walking,,,,,mingyu and you share more memories and it’s like,,,,,you never stopped being friends????
  • but sitting on the swings in the park,,,,you think that did it happen - did you stop being friends?
  • and mingyu tells u ur cone is melting but u just look at him and quietly,,,,, “why weren’t we close in high school?”
  • mingyu seems taken aback,,, but at the same time his face softens and he looks down
  • and even tho mingyu’s grown to be so big and strong for a second he looks so small,,,,,and sad there
  • and before u can tell him to forget the question he raises his head and goes
  • “because you stopped looking at me.”
  • and you’re like ?????? what and he straightens up and is like “when we got to high school,,,,all these people wanted to be my friend,,,,,,and it was nice but when id see you,,,,,,,id smile and look but you’d,,,,never look back at me,,,,,,,i thought - i thougt you’d found out,,,,,”
  • and ur like ??? found out what????
  • and mingyu swallows looking off to the side,,,his profile pretty in the summers setting sun
  • and then he says something you never thought you’d hear
  • “i thought you found out that i like you,,,,,,”
  • and ur like wait?????? you like me????? and mingyu blinks,,,
  • because yeah,,,,,,,,he likes you
  • he’s liked you since middle school and everyone knew and the first year of high school everyone said you two would date - because wasn’t he being obvious
  • and ur like ????? no????? and mingyu is like gkfhsd was i  supposed to get down on one knee with 5000 roses for u to know???
  • and ur like WELL,,,,,,you never i never admit these things but im kinda dense ok mingyu you know this ,,,, 
  • and you’re like NO????? I  JUST?????
  • and you’re both like ???????? @ each other because
  • ofc,,,,,just like in middle schools you guys are two blubbering clumsy kids except this time not like literally,,,,,but emotionally
  • and mingyu finally settles himself and is like,,,,,,,,well now you know,,,,coughs
  • and ur like i do,,,,,,,,
  • and he’s like w,,,well what do you think???
  • and u think for a second before moving your swing closer,,,, leaning toward mingyu to press a kiss near the side of his lips
  • and he’s like ?????? does this mean you like me too-
  • and ur like oh no there was just some ice cream there and i wanted to eat it
  • mingyu: are you kidding, are you seriou-
  • you: nO oh my god yes i like you too ,,,,,,
  • mingyu: ok good u need to be more direct obviously we’re both oblivious as heck
  • you:,,,,,,true but also you did have some ice cream there -
  • mingyu: i like you so much but PLEASE

“tinies can’t hurt giants / can’t defend themselves easily”
buddy ive made a flamethrower before

im going to cry I was babysitting earlier and started my period and didn’t have anything with me so I just rolled some toilet paper up and stuck it in my undies as a temporary solution. fast forward 4 hours and I go to change it and THAT SHIT IS GONE. MY BLOODY PERIOD TOILET PAPER IS GONE. it fell out of my pants somewhere and I am going to be fucking mortified if it fell out at their house. I felt like I needed to share this embarrassment with u guys.


‘  let me just make one thing clear… i have no clue what’s going on, ever, at any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever.  ’
‘  i would just like to publicly announce that i have no idea what i am doing  ’
‘  we came from the same star and we will come together again in the end  ’
‘  i have a ‘why am i like this’ moment at least five times a day  ’
‘  did i need it? no. did i buy it? yes.  ’
‘  the most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning  ’
‘  petition for stars in the day time please???  ’
‘  i love it when i wake up and stretch and something cracks. makes me feel like a glo-stick  ’
‘  drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree  ’
‘  the most fucked up part of adult life is how you can just decide to do things  ’
‘  i’m a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times  ’
‘  i’m so tired but i’ll probably be awake until 3 am for no reason  ’
‘  time to kick my own ass. bitch had it coming for too long  ’
‘  honestly ‘thanks i hate it’ is one of the funniest phrases in the english language  ’
‘  do you ever wonder how many people have loved you and never told you?  ’
‘  the internets one true talent is making me sick of things i’ve never seen or read or heard  ’
‘  i’m permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, i’m chill  ’
‘  all cracker barrels are dimensionally linked. you could walk into a cracker barrel in georgia and walk out of one in arkansas and feel nothing  ’
‘  ‘you look different with makeup’????? you think i’m buying shit for hundreds of dollars to just keep looking like my ugly self … ok  ’
‘  why did the fray go off so hard in ‘how to save a life’?  ’
‘  anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms  ’
‘  not to be too controversial but i like it when people are nice   ’
‘  the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression  ’
‘  i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm  ’
‘  what time do you need me? i am unavailable whenever that time is  ’
‘  look i may have made a few typos and committed a few murders but nobody’s perfect okay  ’
‘  i guess at this point i should just consider dating myself  ’
‘  i’m aiming for the “she’s a badass and cute as hell but i wouldn’t touch her without asking” look  ’
‘  haha if you’re bored you could kiss me idk just sayin  ’
‘  i see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. why is that.  ’
‘  80s music wont solve all my life’s problems but it certainly distracts me from them  ’
‘  i cant believe what walkie talkies are called  ’
‘  some people think life is like a rollercoaster but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it  ’
‘  hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe  ’
‘  all these fuckboys but who is the fuckfather  ’
‘  i love drunk me but i don’t trust her  ’
‘  do you have those people that you’d go anywhere with unconditionally, like they could say “lets go check out that dumpster” and you’d be like “im in”  ’
‘  nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am  ’
‘  me: queen of having had enough  ’
‘  she needs a hug (i’m she)  ’
‘  is it acceptable to start an essay with “listen here you little shit”?  ’
‘  90% of my day is me being nervous  ’
‘  cons: i’m an asshole. pros: i’m your asshole.  ’
‘  give me 10 reasons why i shouldn’t just turn into a slug right now  ’
‘  are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch  ’
‘  dear soulmate, where the fuck are you  ’
‘  i’m so easily revitalized by small, loving gestures  ’
‘  i dont know what im feeling but there is a lot of it  ’
‘  let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me  ’
‘  you ever just sit back and think like… yo… i really don’t care  ’
‘  im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face  ’
‘  what if mike was short for micycle  ’
‘  hey fellow regular kids what’s up  ’
‘  if u ever called me pretty i love you. ur pretty too  ’
‘  do you ever just ‘there’s probably something medically wrong with me but i’m just gonna ignore it and hope i don’t die’?  ’
‘  why did we stop building castles? i feel like humanity might live to regret that  ’
‘  i’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace  ’
‘  i am so glad you exist, even if you exist so far away from me  ’
‘  i can hold a wet bar of soap better than a conversation  ’
‘  she is beauty, she is grace, she got her feelings hurt 42 times today  ’
‘  13 years of school and im still not sure if its ‘grey’ or ‘gray’  ’
‘  hope u like bad girls because i’m bad at everything  ’
‘  got a problem with me? kiss me on the lips dude  ’
‘  too many songs about love. not enough songs about sword fights  ’
‘  don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again  ’
‘  i just did a tarot reading… it said ur a bitch  ’
‘  a good substitute for love and fulfillment? a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell  ’
‘  i fucked up? idk what you’re referring to but probably  ’
‘  *in a high-pitched mocking voice* “are you okay?” what the fuck.  ’
‘  how do u just….. not believe in aliens  ’
‘  a coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care  ’
‘  “you’re up early!” jokes on you i didn’t sleep at all and am in between energized and dying  ’
‘  dont wanna sound like a slut but i really need a hug right now  ’
‘  casual fan? no sorry i only know how to invest my whole livelihood into something and spend every waking moment thinking about said thing  ’
‘  i have a dozen hearts swirling around my head irl like that isnt a filter its permanent  ’
‘  i worry about you even when you say you’re fine  ’
‘  i will never hurt you. i will always stick by your side. i will always try to make you smile  ’
‘  true love: having to hold back your adorable, violent girlfriend to keep her from straight up murdering a dude  ’
‘  cute date idea: be nice to me  ’
‘  im so jealous of people who know what they want to do with their future i dont even know what t.v show to watch next  ’
‘  me? clingy? yes please don’t leave me  ’
‘  hey….,.,.. no offense but,,. i want someone to love and cherish me  ’
‘  i need someone to lay in bed with me for hours  ’
‘  dark hannah montana….. show me the worst of both worlds  ’
‘  someone has to say it: come on eileen is a fucking banger like that shit snaps,, a bop for the century  ’
‘  roses are red, i’m going to bed  ’
‘  bless netflix for creating the skip intro button honestly  ’
‘  they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because i keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it  ’
‘  i wanna burry my face in someone’s chest right now til i fall asleep and wake up 4 hours later just to find i’m still in their arms  ’
‘  the internet has ruined me honestly i’m numb to everything. it could be the end of the world and i’d be like “tag urself i’m the acid rain”  ’
‘  lately i have been…….dying to be in love…,..and that’s the mood sadly  ’
‘  not to be ns fw but i’d cry if someone kissed me on the cheek  ’
‘  sexting? nah. i’m into spexting. spooky texting. ever seen a ghost? hmu.  ’
‘  not to sound cocky as shit but i’m a fucking good person with a big heart and i deserve a lot more than the shitty hand life has dealt me this far  ’
‘  i say i love you a lot because i do  ’
‘  i’m sorry. i can’t come to the phone right now? why? oh. cause i hate talking on the phone please text me instead.  ’
‘  low on self esteem, so u run on mac & cheese  ’
‘  who’s gonna come lay with me in bed and let me wrap my legs and arms around u like a small bear  ’
‘  youre a coward if youre not on the way to my house right now to give me a kiss  ’
‘  my personality is like 90% the song i’m currently listening to  ’
‘  the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself  ’
‘  no offense @ life but can i have a breath.. a break… some slack…  ’
‘  the best kind of alcohol is a lot  ’
‘  911 i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again  ’
‘  having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch  ’

anonymous asked:

iconic how the 11th house rules friendships yet from experience i kno aquarius’ are terrible at maintaining close relations due to their renowned deep rooted fear of vulnerability n intimacy.... 🌚🌚☕️☕️☕️

as an aquarius who has managed to fuck up all her friendships i can say that ur completely right 

answering asks

chap 4 screamin, cheating??, wagner twins!, mmy insta, hen hc, pokemon, gender au, mitch is ugly, my day job, aaaaand “long exposure” title!

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  • what she says: im fine
  • what she's thinking: HOW do kids even GO to columbine?? like as a school?? how do u go to a school where you KNOW something like that happened?? a PlAcE oF lEaRnInG. i see pictures of the cafeteria today and u what? u EAT in there? that's a THING that people DO? do u just GO to the library and check out a book??? how do ur mornings even happen like bye mom im off to just another day at my borning old regular high school, COLUMBINE. u walk past the spot where rachel was killed just like, gossipping with ur friends abt boys and teachers?? like oh hey, meet u by the memorial after school?? and ur sitting in class and what? ur paying attention?????? shit i was afraid there'd be a shooting at MY high school and people go to COLUMBINE??? like HOW??? its amazing, it amazes me!! i know its not most kids choice, but like??? bravest motherfuckers i know of, wtf

anonymous asked:

Fran, we are so close to seeing Bakugou blow up his own hair with nothing but anger while Kiri and Sero pick on him. It's one of those small moments in the manga that I'm dying to see animated.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAME, but also I’m not even gonna lie what I’m actually on the edge of my seat waiting to see animated is this

heck yes hold your boy Baku

fic to-do list
  1. finish ‘chapter 11: bonus round’ for mutually assured attraction
  2. finish frapp logs
  3. write the frapp logs epilogue
  4. finish ‘excursion’ and ‘emergent’ and get the gws!au squared away
  5. finish ‘voodoo in my blood’, the velvet-fights-everyone fic nobody asked for but me
  6. get! back! to! work! on! the art of immolation!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. re-write ‘days’
  8. also write the ‘days’ sequel
  9. get back to RWBYDUB au the people need ladybug content
  10. honey! frapp! thing! haven’t decided WHAT yet
  11. i should write that rosebird rwby!rock au… huh…
  12. return to the frapp logs w/ izzy, joujou and kobi and write a frapp kids on menagerie fic
  13. i think that might be it
  14. maybe
Baekhyun as | A Puppy
  • So we all know Baekhyun, Byun Baekhyun, Puppy Byun.
  • But what if he were really a pup?
  • I think he could be a Norfolk Terrier or a spaniel, a Boston Terrier, even
  • Oooohh, definitely a Beagle or a Corgi or okay I got carried away
  • Either way, he’ll be energetic. Very much so
  • Practically tireless. A literal ever running battery
  • Despite his small, even tiny, size he’ll be just so bubbly
  • And LOUD bark bark bark
  • His way of proving superiority
  • The pup is done with teasings about his size
  • And even so, he’s just so cute
  • Even if it’s tiring
  • For you, of course– the pup won’ t stop
  • But even so, you’ll love him
  • And he’ll love you too, so very much
  • He smart, he loyal, he grateful you appreciate that
  • That will make him even more adorable, if that’s possible
  • And you won’t be able to resist
  • Then you won’t be the only one tired of something
  • Yes, he’ll be annoyed but he’ll love you nevertheless
  • Though he’ll get a bit tired of you too
  • Of the high pitched baby voice and praises
  • Now don’t get me wrong, he loves them
  • A bit too much, actually
  • But he’ll just want to play with you and not for you to simply stare at him with heart eyes
  • Because did I mention he won’t stop
  • I just need to emphasize this point
  • And he’s clever, very clever
  • He’ll make a game out of anything
  • You’ll often wonder if your dog is actually a variety show genius of some sort
  • And you’ll lose more than a pair of socks
  • It began with a mitten, then a beanie, then a sweater, finally half of your wardrobe is GONE
  • Like where does he hide everything
  • Not only clothes, you lost an eyeliner once
  • Anyway, he loves to play
  • And you can’t help but give in to him
  • His wagging tail and fluffy hair
  • But beware
  • Your fingers will suffer
  • He’ll bite
  • A LOT
  • I mean, Baekhyun bites on his own now imagine him as an aCTUAL DOG
  • He’ll see himself as a wolf often chogiwaaaa
  • But despite his aggressiveness, if you could call that, he’ll be such a sweetheart
  • Especially with you
  • And so attached
  • He will know when you’re about to leave for school or work and will bring you one of his toys in hopes of getting you to stay
  • He’ll sit on your lap too, pretending he’s big enough to keep you in place
  • And once the door closes behind you, a cry
  • And it will break your heart
  • You’ll often wonder if he needs a companion
  • Baekhyun is not one to be alone either way
  • And imagine having another puppy squeal off into space
  • You’ll have to consider it twice, though
  • You can have only so many bites on your fingers and missing clothes
  • Besides, Baekhyun can be a bit greedy
  • Not only with you though he is pretty wary of other male visiting you
  • Men don’t bring squishy toys or treats like your girl friends
  • He is very careful with his food
  • God forbids someone even looks at it
  • Perhaps that’s the reason why he eats it so fast
  • Record time less than a minute
  • How does he do that
  • Now going back to guests…
  • He’s usually pretty chill, kind of cautious at the beginning, but chill
  • Except with tall people, he doesn’t trust them as much grrrrrr
  • He feels triggered threatened
  • And behaves more protective of you
  • He’s good with kids though
  • Exceptionally good
  • Let’s them play and cuddle with him
  • Won’t ever try to bite them
  • And kids love him
  • Because, you know, SMOL
    • But he’ll sometimes be a bit too much
    • Never aggressive but too playful
    • And you’re afraid he might hurt other people
    • Or himself
    • Especially when he’s off thinking he’s the mightiest pup in the world
    • So you’ll have to punish him
    • Never too harshly, of course
    • You would never treat your puppy with anything but love
    • But you’ll cut down the ratio of treats just so that he learns the lesson
    • Oh but he’ll win you over in just a second
    • He’ll give you this face that is just too hard to resist
    • Damn the puppyness in a puppy
    • that look a puppy give you like you’re his world no I’m not talking about chanbaek asdfghjkl
    • And you’ll be gone, petting his little heat and rubbing behind his tiny ears

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    Hey so this just came out of nowhere cause I’m trash and Baekhyun is the embodiment of a puppy and you can fiGHt me if you think otherwise  kidding, everyone has their own opinion im sorry im triggered i luv u so anyway i hopes you liked it even if it was a bit weird of a post, is it weird, am i weird ?? either way~ you can always request through asks whatever you want to see next (exo as cats, ducks, towels??) and i’ll certainly try and see if my brain can work it out lol— Thanks for reading~

    reddie as things me and my bf have said

    bf means best friend hakuna ur tatas

    eddie: you dropped your pencil

    richie: yah no kidding

    eddie: listen i will kick your butt

    richie: get me a poptaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart

    eddie: *annoyed groan* 

    eddie: *gets up to walk to kitchen, richie following*

    eddie: *chucks poptart at richie’s face* WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME I GOT UP SPECIFICALLY BC YOU DIDNT WANT TO 

    richie: *falls onto the floor dramatically*

    richie: *in the bathroom*

    eddie: *through the door* hey are you alive?

    richie, thinking: oh my god im still in the bathroom

    eddie: hey what are you doing..?

    richie: *slathering butter on white bread* 


    @strangersamantha u kno who u are