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Dating JB would include

Originally posted by jaesbum

Im Jaebum

-the perfect man
-best friend relationship
-with tense moments in between
- ;)
-him taking pictures of you when you aren’t looking
-you getting mad and chasing him to delete it
-you’ll never succeed
-he’s too fast and will protect the precious moment he captured
-he needs someone who can handle him
-like legit probably get into arguments over the tiniest things
-“i swear you better not”
- ur gonna do it
- “you’re not the boss of me excuse”
- “Y/N don’t you da-”
- “are you going to stop me????”
- “don’t y/N STO-”
- “I SAID N O”
- meanwhile the boys are panicking in the other room because of all the yelling
- but when they come check it’s just you guys fighting bc of a video game
- “guys guys guys it’s just a ga-”
- play fighting
- so many inside jokes
- you guys could be looking at one of the other members do something and give each other that look
- and burst out into laughter
- double dates w/ Youngjae
- he loves you two so mUCH
- in public the most you’ll get is hand holding
- but in closed spaces
- he always has his arms around you
- pokes your legs
- your tummy
- and you slap his hands away
- but he keeps doing it bc it annoys you
- but mostly because he thinks you’re so c u t e and hot at the same time
- “you’re so cute jagiya”
- “hm?”
- “nothing”
- u heard and ur eternally blushing holy moly
- the boys adore you
- because their leader can get angry
- but u know how to calm him down
- and you aren’t scared to argue with him
- random gifts
- So many pictures of you that you didn’t know about
- and of the two of you together
- of places where you guys visited
- pictures of you sleeping with lil captions that he wrote on the side
- when you’re sad he’ll hold you and tell you to stop being dumb
- and he’ll start making jokes about Jackson and BamBam probably
- and you can’t stay sad when you’re with him
-you’re his safe place and he’s yours
- you and Nora taking cat naps together
- and he thinks it’s the most precious thing in the world oh my god
- there are hardly any serious pictures of the two of you together
- you guys could spend hours laughing and making fun of each other
- if you live together beware
- there’s a silent ongoing prank war going on
- you’ll be coming out of the bathroom at night and he’s waiting outside to scare you
- He’s dying with laughter on the floor
- “Yah jagi let me in im sORRY”
- the door slowly opens
- insert horror movie music
- “You can’t stay mad at m- OHMYFXKC”
- Now you’re laughing but u better run
- babygirl kind of guy
- you’ll be lying together in bed and he just gets real close
-starts whispering random things
- some not so random
- “c'monnn babygirl~”
- and he’ll smile right after
- late night car rides
- arcades
- clubs
- he’ll take you anywhere and everywhere
- you frame some of the pictures he takes
- and when he finds out about the pictures you have of him on your phone he tries to delete them
- but can’t figure out your password
- and whenever you fight with him he remembers about the pictures and can’t stay mad
- “I hate you get away from me”
- “You’re a horrible liar Y/N”
- “No I really do actually hate you”
- “Is that why you have all those pictures of me in your phone?”
- d e a t h g l a r e
- “you’re so cute when you’re mad”
- basically a relationship with Im Jaebum is filled with adventures and life and so much love that the two of you show in subtle ways
- whether it’s you listening to him sing and helping him through whatever he needs, big or small
- or him being your best friend and soulmate, always feeling the need to protect and love you
- you guys love each other like little kids and that’s all you could ever ask for

You, the public, and boyfriend!Tom
  • tom’s very careful about what he reveals to the press and public about you because he fears that the downsides of this incredible life he gets to have will effect you negatively and he could loose you
  • so PDA is basically nonexistent 
  • okay, expect that one time at a London Fashion Week after party…
  • you were both pretty drunk and all over each other in the corner of the club
  • pictures of his hands on your ass or the two of you making out surfaced (the headlines were reading “SPIDERMAN’S SUPER SNOG” for weeks)
  • but since then, you keep you distance when out and about
  • the paps consider themselves lucky to even see his guiding arm around your waist or a hand to your shoulders to lead you into the car first
  • and fans shouldn’t expect much on social media either
  • occasionally, on his instagram stories, you can be seen in the back of a video or your laugh can be heard or sometimes even the spotting of your hair lying next to him in bed
  • the only real times he’s actually posted about the two of you was on your one year anniversary or your birthday or in a large group photo you happen to be in too
  • your instagram is that much different either, if it’s not on private. you’ve fluctuated between locking it and unlocking it. sometimes getting frustrated you can’t post an picture of your own boyfriend without hearing about how painful it is for those in love with him to see you together
  • and there was that one time someone was harassing you, and despite all of his brothers, Harrison, Jacob, and even Zendaya coming to your defense, the harassment persisted
  • and tom didn’t know how to handle it. they obviously want his attention and he didn’t want to give in to them so he felt like he himself couldn’t reach out
  • but a quick call to sony from him and the account disappeared forever. 
  • however, those who do some digging can find a picture of you two squishing together on the sofa with tessa in your laps displayed his mum’s personal instagram
  • or they can catch him leaving a “😍 😍 😍 “ on your photos
  • occasionally, they’ll see a sweet, stupid comment from you on his (“dang ur hot, u dating anyone?!!! or “holy moly who ever dates u is soooo lucky”)
  • off the internet, in interviews where he’s cornered and it’s harder to avoid questions, he still is pretty tight lipped.
  • if they ask, he’ll politely declare that you’re great, thanks for asking 
  • but beyond that, there’s not much
  • okay, okay, there was that one interview with his dad where he got a little too excited talking about his son and revealed that you two are very happ and very in love and very, very cheeky
  • (there may or may have been an antidote about some bum pinching during a family christmas photo)
  • there was that one time fans waiting outside his hotel spotted you two canoodling on his hotel room balcony
  • it wasn’t x-rated or anything, just some laying in each other laps, holding each other close and looking out at the view, even a quick kiss
  • (the screaming that occurred when you kissed is what told the two of you that you weren’t as alone as you thought.)
  • so there have been a lot of “one times” but its all those who are outside of your personal life have and honestly, despite the negativity, you two receive a lot of positive feedback 
  • some people tweet him that you’re really cute together and they hope you both are happy (he almost replies to those)
  • or at premieres, fans will ask for you to jump into pictures with him to which you blush heavily and respectfully decline 
  • and even though he feels too protective share how he really, honestly feels about you (these feelings would involve him screaming from the rooftops to everyone on the planet that he loves you), you know he feels this way and that’s what matters.
How the 2P's text

2P! Italy:
- [For the last time I will not crosdress for your damn fashion show. That’s final.]
- texts in one paragraph
- doesn’t use commas, just periods

2P! Germany:
- [holy fuck man that party was lit]
[except for the shower nozzle incident]
[that was shit]
- texts every sentence separately
- no punctuations and capitalization unless he’s v excited

2P! Japan:
- [Stop texting me, you piece of shit. I do not want to know your stupid shower stories]
[Nor what dream you had about me]
- uses proper punctuation except for the last period
- texts in segments

2P! Romano:
- [😍😘💕 My dearest fratello I was wondering if you were free this saturdayyyy? 🙏😗🙈]
[I reeeeaally need you to do something for me pretty please?😇🐱💓]
- emojis galore
- no punctuation whatsoever

2P! Prussia:
- [I’m really sorry for asking you to come with me last time ;-; How can I make it up to you? Q-Q]
- [Again I’m really sorry ; v ;]
- doesn’t use emojis, just these kind of shits; xD owo -3-
- no periods
- also texts in segments

2P! Austria:
- [okay. I did the thing you asked me to but it comes with a price]
[it gave me a lot of mess. Do you know just how hard it was to wash it off?]
[meet me near the school later 😑]
- uses at least one emoji at the end
- only uses periods and never capitalizes the first letter of each text which is annoying as fuck

2P! America:
- [oi you piece of shit get yer ass over here ffs]
[jfc my home hot recked bc of it fk u]
[I got yelrd at dammit]
- typos galore
- no punctuation and uses a lot of shorthands

2P! England:
- [Hi there, Allen dear 😳😘]
[Oh my what are these picture faces?]
- texting 101
- poor boy needs help
- uses emojis but a little less than Flavio

2P! Canada:
- [stop bugging me u piece of shit or else ill deliver the underwear u left at my house to ur gf]
- no punctuation
- types as short as possible
- texts in one paragraph

2P! France:
- [wtf do u want oliver]
[idc if allen isnt talking to u]
[google it]
- very short replies
- no punctuation and capitalization

2P! Russia:
- [If you keep sending me the same mail every single day, I will personally file a restraining order. I don’t understand why is it such a need for you to send me these unsightly frog pictures and printed out texts that make no sense at all.]
- proper punctuation istg he’s like writing an essay
- texts in one paragraph

2P! China:
- [(≧∇≦)/ babe you left ur books in the house want me to bring it to you]
[ill call u whatever I want sweetheart ( ˘ ³˘)❤]
[what do you mean you have it with you its clear you left it here]
[okay you got me (҂⌣̀_⌣́)]
- uses kaomojis to people he likes talking to
- no punctuation

2P! South Korea:
- [ey what up my dude]
[whats shakin]
[uuuhhh no i did not break the table watchu talking bout]
[its just a coincidence my shoe is there]
[fuc k]
- im not even sure how to explain this tbh
- he texts like that

Snapchat - Sam Wilkinson

[A/N: hope you had a lovely day, mine was horrible. You can request imagines if you want or talk to me if you want, or ask me advices, I’m nice hahah^^]


‘you’re so pretty i swear’ the guy texted me through snapchat.

‘You’re weird. Who are you?’ I texted back and I deleted all the pictures I had on “My Story” feeling a bit ashamed. I used to post a lot of shit on snapchat, not thinking someone would pay attention to it. It wasn’t the main idea.

‘you deleted! L i’m sad baby’ he texted me. ‘a friend of yours gave me ur snap telling me you needed new friends, but you’re so pretty i don’t wanna be ur friend, i wanna kiss ur neck’ he texted again.

That text could have scared me, but it made me smile since he was quoting The 1975 lyrics. ‘Who are you?’

‘my  name’s sam, babygirl’ so this guy’s name was Sam, at least I knew something. ‘and how’s your day, babygirl?’

‘My name is Y/N, not baby girl.’ I replied. He then sent me a picture of him pouting and damn, he was hot. He wasn’t wearing a t-shirt and I could see a bit of his body. Then he sent me another one, focusing on his face. ‘i know, but ur my baby now’ he replied.

‘How do you know about The 1975?’ I asked then.

‘wait, do u know them?’ he asked.

‘Of course, they’re my favourite band. They’re coming to my city next month but I don’t have tickets and they’re sold out.’ I texted back.

‘wait, wait, wait… ur fav band? Where have u been all my life?

I giggled. ‘I’m not really into Rihanna though, but nice.’

‘at least tell me im making u smile’ he said. ‘Yes, you are. Now tell me, how does it come you have my snapchat?’

‘i already told ya babe, a friend of urs told me u needed new friends, but ur so pretty i don’t wanna be ur friend, u know the rest’ I smiled once again. He was nice, at least. ‘Mhm, I really gotta go, Sam. It has been nice talking to you’ ‘does this mean ur gonna delete me?’ ‘No, at least not for now.’ I replied and I left my phone on the top of my bed.

I kind of didn’t want to talk to him because I thought it was weird to someone I didn’t know, and he still told me I was pretty which made me smile. I guess everyone loves being complimented and I was a person who needed sometimes. And I needed that right now. “Hey, I was talking to you!” my best friend yelled at me laughing. “Yeah, sorry. a guy was talking to me through snapchat and I don’t know who he is” “It may be Sam, I gave him today your snapchat” she giggled. “Y/F/N!! You are not supposed to do that!” “I must tell you he is hot, I thought you’d like him.” I blushed and she winked at me. “I know you so well, damn. So you liked him?”

“What, no? I just thought he was hot and sexy, that’s all” I groaned but I giggled then. “Derek’s throwing a party tonight. Please, tell me you’re coming” she begged. “I kind of got mad at him last night so I want to go to his party but now by myself. You know what I mean?”

I nodded. “We could go, what time are we meeting?” She shrugged at my words. “I’m not leaving, lend me your clothes and your make up and-“ “I get it, you can stay and have dinner here for sure” I giggled.

When I went back to my room and grabbed my phone, I had almost 20 snapchats from Sam. It was weird, but I didn’t care after all. I mean, he was handsome and he was flirting with me which was something I could totally cope with.

‘hey babygirl u there?’

‘i know you’ve seen them’

‘this is why i love snapchat’

‘talk 2 me’

I giggled and responded. ‘Hey, sorry. I’ve just seen them.’

‘send me a pic’ he said. ‘No way.’ I replied. ‘it kind of turns me on the fact how you spell, like your grammar is perfect. U must be perfect aswell’ I blushed at his words. ‘I’ll leave the phone again.’ I told him. ‘don’t, i swear im nice’ he said and afterwards sent me a picture of him. ‘Yes, sorry but I have to get ready for tonight.’ I replied and ended up sending him a selfie. ‘thanks babygirl, my day just fot better now’

It took a moment for me to realise what had just happened. ‘You just didn’t screenshoot that!’

‘sorry baby, you looked so good’ he replied. ‘Well, good. I’m not sending you any more pictures, ever.’

‘cmon baby im so sorry’ I didn’t reply, I left my phone again and I started to get ready for the party with my best friend. So I decided to wear a crop top and a skirt, I thought I looked really good, so I put on my makeup and we eventually left.

Derek’s house was crowded, I was starting to think that the whole city was in there. I looked  at my phone, noticing that I had at least 10 snapchats from Sam but I didn’t open them and I grabbed a drink.  

Y/F/N was nowhere to be seen and I was really feeling myself so I started to dance while I was drinking, guys would approach me and I would talk to some of them but whenever they tried to touch me I would mostly  turn their offer down. I wasn’t there expecting to hook up with anyone, I was the kind of girl who did ‘one night stands’ since I knew me and I knew I would get hurt, falling for a guy’s charms was my thing. And I learned to turn fuck boys down before I  could fall for them.

I tried to go out of the house to get a bit of fresh air, since it was so crowded and I couldn’t barely breath but I jumped to someone whilst I was trying it. “Sorry” I mumbled. “It’s fine, you ok?” When I looked up, my jaw dropped. I nodded, and he smiled. “Whoa, I can’t believe this” he was still smiling. “Where were you going? Don’t tell me you’re going home, baby girl” “I just need a bit of fresh air” I told Sam, he was so good looking. I thought he was hot when I saw his pictures but I would have never thought he was going to be this handsome when I saw him face to face.

He grabbed my hand and dragged me out of the house, we started to wander around. “So how come you were in this party, baby girl?” “I told you not to call me baby girl” I said firmly but I failed since a smile escaped my lips. “I bet you like it” he chuckled. “Anyways, are you gonna answer me?” “Yeah, my bestfriend’s Derek’s girlfiend” I responded and shrugged, Sam stopped walking. “Wait, so Y/F/N is your best friend? Does that mean you are Y/N Y/L/N?”

I shrugged and nodded looking at him, he had stopped walking and I realised his hand was still on mine. “Dude, do you know I have had a crush on you for so damn long?” “How does that come?” I asked raising an eyebrow. “I hadn’t even seen any of your pictures but every time Y/F/N would talk about her ‘best friend’ she would always make you  look like you were amazing, but she said you did never want to meet us so I thought-“

“Yes, she told me Derek’s friends were all players, and I’m sick and tired of that” I said without looking at him. We sat on the floor, not too far away from Derek’s house because we could still hear the music. “You’re so beautiful. I meant it when I told you on snapchat, but now I can’t help it and think you’re stunning. You’re-“

“I get what you’re saying, you’re not that bad yourself” I told him and he smiled. After that, we started to talk about a lot of different things and he ended up walking me home. He kissed my cheek like a gentleman and told me he couldn’t wait to see me again.

That night I couldn’t sleep, all I could think about was about Sam. Our talks, he told me he became a fuckboy for no reason. He hadn’t met a girl who made him feel different and I told him about my ex boyfriend who cheated on my countless times. I became so insecure after that, but Sam made me feel better about it. We started to talk about things we liked, like music and films and soon he told me he was going to take me to the cinema.

And he did a week later, he took me to watch ‘The Avangers’. He wouldn’t stop trying to chat with me during the film, so I had to put my hand on his mouth so he would just shut up and then he took me out to have dinner. He was such a great guy, we would always text each other through snapchat because that was how we met.

Until a day I went to Derek’s to meet the guys, just because I wanted to see Sam. I kind of liked him a lot but I didn’t want him to know, at  least not by that time. Anyways, things turned that Sam was seeing a girl and I was so jealous about it, especially because he had brought her to his friend’s house, which meant they were serious.

“Hey, you good?” Nate asked me, he was really handsome. “Yeah, thanks.” “You look a bit upset, honey. Sure you ok?” I sighed. “What happens?”

“Nothing really, I think I should go home. Not really feeling it, I guess” Nate shrugged but said nothing. “I thought Sam asked you out” Nate said. I turned around. “Well, he didn’t” Nate chuckled then. “He doesn’t have a pair of balls to tell you how much he likes you and he plays it cool, but he really does like you” Nate said. “No, he doesn’t. He likes her. However, I’m leaving. Can you tell Y/F/N I wasn’t feeling very well?”

Nate nodded. “I will, Y/N. If you need anything, just call me.”

“Thanks” I called and I left. I went home and tried to get some sleep, I was tired and that day wasn’t helping. I got in bed and started to watch ‘Castle’ to cheer myself up, but Sam wouldn’t stop sending me pictures on snapchat. I opened them but I didn’t see them. Five minutes later he was calling. “What do you want?”

“I want to talk to you, can we meet?”

“It’s 2am, Sam. I’m in bed, not now” I told him a bit annoyed. “I’m outside, baby girl. Let me in.”

“Why would I?”

“Because I love you” he said and I know he meant it as in friend terms, I chuckled. “That’s not a valid reason. I’m sad today, not in the mood to see a single person” I commented, I wanted to tell him to go and fuck that girl but we were friends and I appreciated him. “Baby girl, I swear you won’t regret it.”

I made my way downstairs to open the door for Sam, he was standing there with a big smile but his expression went sad and his smile faded. “Hey, have you been crying?”  

“No. So, what’s the big thing?”

“Baby girl-“

“Don’t call me that Sam.”

“Y/N, what’s the fucking matter with you?”

“What’s the matter with me? Well, thanks for asking. If you haven’t noticed yet, I think I fell in love with you and you act like you don’t see it and you bring that girl around but then you still come here and try to show me you’re the best guy I have ever met. So, what’s the matter with YOU, Sam? Because I’m fine.”

He didn’t say a thing, I crossed my arms on my chest waiting until I was done. “Good night, Sam.”

I didn’t see Sam after that, I made my way to work every day and I tried to not think about him but that was beyond impossible. I was madly in love with Sam and I guess Nate wasn’t right when he told me Sam liked me as well, but I had to risk it.

“Hey, Y/N” my best friend called me. “I know lately you’re not in a good mood, but I’ve got someone who has to tell you something.”

“If it’s Sam, I don’t want to see him” I mumbled. “Oh, c’mon. Let him explain himself, if I weren’t dating Derek, I would reconsider Sam after hearing all what he told me.”

“What did he tell you?” I asked. “Well, he has like a speech ready for you and he practised with me” she chuckled. He’s waiting downstairs. “Tell him I’m dead or not in town” I said but the door opened.

“You’re not dead and you’re in town, so I need to get this off of my chest” Sam said. Y/F/N chuckled and excused herself saying she had to meet Derek. “I miss you” he stated, I didn’t say a thing. “And I know you won’t believe me, but I’m in love with you too. I’m so in love with you but I didn’t know how to act when you said that. I wanted to make things special to you. The girl you met was a friend of mine, she was helping me to make you jealous. After all what you told me about your past relationship… I do not want you to think I would do that, but that day you caught me off of guards. Sorry, I’m really sorry. I haven’t talked to you because I left for a few days-“

“If by days you mean weeks” I mumbled and he chuckled. “Let me finish.”

“I knew I fucked up but I still wanted to make things special with you, so I went to New York and tried to talk to this important man who runs a business in the music industry to get you tickets for The 1975, but he didn’t want to listen to me. So after days trying, I left but then I reminded they were playing in New York, so I stayed-“

“Did you go to the show?” I asked, he shook his head. “No, let me finish baby. I waited for them outside the venue and I saw them when they were about to leave, so I approached them and tried to be nice… Talked to them for a bit and explained I didn’t have tickets for their show.”

“Same here” I commented, he smiled a bit. “I may or may not have a solution to that. But wait, he asked me where was I from and I told him I was from Nebraska and that my not-yet-girlfriend and I really did want to go to their concert. We kept it cool for a bit, I recorded a video for you” I smiled at him before hugging him, then he handed me his phone.

I grabbed it and when I was about to play the video, I looked up “Did you mean it when you said ‘not-yet-girlfriend’?” “I thought you hadn’t noticed it” he smiled shyly. “I did.” “Well, I meant it and I still do” I nodded and played the video while one of my hands grabbed his and intertwined our fingers. He started to caress my hand.

‘So, hello Y/N we have here this guy who’s madly in love with you and we were talking you know. He asked me to make this video saying ‘hi’, so hi babe. But I got a better idea, what about you guys coming to backstage the day of our show? This way I’m sure you’ll get the girl!” Matty said. George was behind him waving and showing backstage tickets. ‘Damn, this is serious?’ Sam asked, his voice was so surprised. ‘Yeah, you guys better be dating then! Good luck!’ I replayed it, but Sam stopped the video, took his phone away to replace it by the backstage tickets.

I looked up. “I would love to go with you, but I would understand if you don’t want me to go” he said. “Well, I already have a person to go with. My boyfriend.” Sam’ face dropped. “Thanks, Sam, for the tickets. I’m sure he’ll love it” I said, I really wanted to laugh. “Oh… Yeah, enjoy it. I better go now” he said.

I waited for him to get up and leave, and when he was on the door frame I called him, grabbed his hand and kissed him on the lips. He leaned on even more to make the kiss deeper and moved his hands all over my body. “You’re the only person I would ever want to go with” I said.  “What about that boyfriend?” he asked confused. I smirked. “Well, he is not-yet-my-boyfriend, but he will soon.”

“Oh” he said then, smirking and wrapping his arms around my waist. “Imma steal his place.” He grabbed his phone and typed something. My phone buzzed, it was a snapchat from Sam, I smiled at him before opening it.

His hands cupped my face and he leaned in to kiss me slowly and rough. I licked my lips when we pulled apart and I opened the snapchat

‘this is only the begging, babygirl

anonymous asked:

if you don't mind could you post some of your fav pics of sehun? mama needs a new phone background

man idek ill try my best bc i hate oh sehun

the face: i love this shit tbh he looks like an ostrich or something

aaaaaay papi right before we knew he was actually a lil bitch ((he looked hot))

justin bieber ultimate fanboy’s cosplay

livin the parrot life

ayy lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

pouting bc who can resist pouty boys?

‘ayy girl u nasty’

teenage love

'omg senpai noticed me’

drop it like its hot

welcome to ouran high school host club 

'im underage but im casually going to show u my nips but ill be keepin it kawaii’ ((seriously tho how old was he during mama era? 12?????))

'ok so im growing up and i wont give u gatorade so ull die of thirst’

u kno what to do with that b f butt……… wiggle wiggle wiggle 

but u know being a lil bit sincere and all this is my ultimate fave picture of oh sehun, it captivates his essence

Magcon Preference #19

What he does when he grabs your phone.

Messes up with your social media. He tweets things like “I scream more with my boyfriend than with your bank account” or takes unexpected pics of you and posts it on Instagram.

Makes ugly selfies and put it as your wallpaper or as your new profile picture.

He puts your alarm on at random times of the day with a cute message like ‘Sorry for the alarm… Again… But I just need to remind u you’re gorgeous❤️’

Jack J

Makes videos of you two together just so you can watch it when he’s not around.

Jack G
He changes the names of your contacts to make u angry because he thinks you hot as fuck when your angry.

He changes your passcode but doesn’t tell you unless you do anything he ask.

He takes pictures of his dick….

He downloads weird music on your phone that no one knows just to piss u off.

He leaves cute voice notes about how much he loves you or just saying how great of a boyfriend he is.

He sends your friends or your parents weird/inappropriate messages and leave u to figure it out later.

He makes embarrassing snaps of you or makes cute snaps of himself.

He blocks your phone for 1 hour so you can spend more time with him.

He leaves videos, voice messages of him singing.

He prank calls your friends and sometimes your parents saying your pregnant.

He takes pictures of you two and send to your contacts.

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