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evan hansen x reader hcs!

i think this came about bc kali texted me asking for evan hcs on the spot and this is what happened! lemme know if u want a more in depth relationship hc since this is kinda like Before The Relationship :)-nat

MASTERLIST


•evan really never noticed you in his classes or around school until the day you signed his cast
•he was a complete stranger to you but! it’s nice to have someone sign ur cast! right?
•at least that was your thought process
•everyday after that he would wonder what you we’re doing, How you we’re doing
•wave to you in between classes with his lil stutter
•sit closer to you in classes you had together
•one of your first bonding experiences was with music
•you gave him one of your earbuds and u told him to pick anything he wanted
•you found out he really likes classic songs and singers
•LIKE the beatles, elvis, johnny cash
•he hums/sings along to the songs like really faintly UGHUghu IM NECKING MYSELF
•evans the kind of guy that if you show him any kind of affection, platonic or romantic he Falls In Love
•when you guys got closer he was heart eyes as fuck
•his mom pushes him to talk abt u bc Heidi Knows™
•and he’s like “uhh mf ham”
•he’s so observant too
•if you do something new with your hair or makeup He Notices !!
•”evan did you even notice my shoes?”
•”a-actually yes i did and i like them—a lot, i like you a lot,”
•”huh?”
•”NOTHING”
•a couple of months into ur friendship u got him a fidget spinner bc u noticed he has these little tics and u thought it would help
•and when u have that bitch to him
•necked. Neck city
•he was a tomato
•he didn’t wanna take it at first but u INSISTED and INSISTED and he got so flustered he took it
•it’s white with blue rings like on the circle part and he takes it Everywhere
•there was a time where he misplaced it and really did have a panic attack
•he texted you super frantic saying sorry over and over again
•that was the first time you ever saw him in that state and it definitely brought you closer
•u tried to calm him down by saying you could get another one and this time that you’d buy all the fidget spinners in the world for him!!
•that kinda calmed him down :)
•whenever ur not at school he feels really down
•you remind him to take his meds
•”med time!”
•he send u a little thumbs up emoji when he’s done it HEHE
•it takes Really Really long for evan to finally ask you out on a date
•Like SUPER LONG
•longer than u would have expected
•YOU GUYS GO ON A PICNIC TO ELLISON PARK
•heidi took off work and helped make sandwiches for you guys :’)
•he shows u around his favorite spots and hiding places
•he’ll show you the tree
•he doesn’t give you a clear reason why he’s showing you it at first
•but he wants to be upfront and honest with you so he tells you about it and what happened
•it got a lil sad but u remind him that ur here to have fun!! and u guys DO
•you guys have the picnic under a couple of these big trees where the shade is just right
•the both of you were talking so much you forgot to eat the food :’)
•evan rambling and doing the thing where he almost yells certain words is so cute to you
•he shares stories about creepy things thatve happened
•also a couple stories about people In The Buff
•the whole time ur giggling at eachother AWAAWAW
•he walks you home after staying at that park for a good 4! hours!
•evan knows that this is a first date and doesn’t wanna Overstep His Boundaries but when u get to ur house
•U GIVE HIM A PECK ON THE CHEEK GOODNIGHT
•when u leave this boy Melts like a PUDDLE
•HE STAY THINKING BOUT U! until the next time you see each other and he is So Heart Eyes for u
•and then the next time u see eachother HE gives YOU a kiss on the cheek
•too fuckiNg cute i swear
•when he asks you out For Real For Real he asks to see you in person and he is all KINDS of nervous
•he’s been thinking about it the whole day and when it FINALLY happens the words he gets out are:
•”can we date—like do you wanna be my, my uh-“
•”Yes”
•”what”

some Yongguk headcanons
  • so we all know how guk has like 2 completely different sides to him lmao
  • you’d probably be the only person who he’d show his soft, gummy smile, cuddle loving side 
  • like you’d almost get whiplash from watching him on TV or in his music videos, then turning your head and looking at him cuddled up next you while he sips a cup of tea, surrounded by 4 blankets
  • and it’s so confusing ???
  • he smiles all innocently at you like “ye I know it’s hard to believe lol”
  • ooooh did I mention cuddle time
  • this boy lives for it
  • I’ve made a whole other post about that but ummmmmm yeah
  • it’s just one of those rare times that he gets to actually relax and not worry about anything as he lays in your arms
  • probably has special pillows just for cuddling could u imagine
  • v v quiet the whole time tho, doesn’t wanna disturb the peace
  • sends you videos of sneezing animals sometimes and laughs to himself while anticipating your response and you just……..sigh…………could he get any cuter and weirder 
  • he becomes extra cute when he wears his glasses 
  • also extra squishy ?? 
  • idk just picture this in your head
  • you’re just working on your laptop and he suddenly walks in wearing a big ass white shirt and some sweats
  • w/ his hair kinda wet and curly
  • and he’d be wearing those glasses and suddenly…………..what is work
  • he knows omfg
  • then ofc he’ll attempt to sit on your lap/squish you (??) and nuzzle into your shoulder 
  • “come to the bed and cuddle”
  • way to go, guk
  • that’s one way to get someone into your bed :’)
  • he’s always wanting to show off his meat grilling skills
  • so every weekend he’d invite a bunch of friends to your shared place and yall would have the best time 
  • ngl he’ll blush when he sees you practically devouring the food he made 
  • and also he’s hella proud 
  • **in his head, probably** ay what dat mouf do lemme stop
  • he vents to you often 
  • and it’s kinda like couple bonding time and you wouldn’t trade it for the world
  • sometimes it might end up in both of yall crying……….but it’s A-OK bc he’ll hold you for hours awwwww
  • he’s always stealing your lipbalms
  • esp if he won’t be able to see you for weeks on end
  • “did u actually steal my favorite lipbalm”
  • “…..yes but think of it this way: it’ll be like I’m kissing u ever time I apply it on my lips bc they’d miss u too much ;(”
  • making up hella weird dances to go along w/ their songs ???
  • w/ him being your hypeman 
  • ALSO ALSO yongguk doing karaoke oh my gooooood he’d destroy you
  • just yongguk singing in general 
  • when he’s actually trying, it’s so soothing and it makes you fall asleep when your head is against his chest  
  • he’d never fail to tell you how much he loves you and tbh even tho I’ve said this hella times before, he’s just a romantic and cheesy guy like am I the only one who sees it
  • he’s a complete package that comes w/ dad puns and dad shoes and mom robes and everything 💛

Originally posted by mybabyoppa

dating nct mark!!1!1!

• idek where to start tbh
• ok so since marks very, very looked up to by the baby rookies, they treat you with full respect and love you
• MINUS DONGHYUCK
• HE CANNOT STAND YOU AND VISE VERSA
• ofc he loves you and you love him too but y'all BICKER LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW
• MARK LOVES IT. HE THINKS IT’S THE FUNNIEST THING EVER.
• ok mark gives the. best. hugs. ever.
• esp when you’re sad and you’re crying he kind of, pulls your head towards his chest and pats your back and says “it’s okay, you’ll be okay, im here for you”
• ok all the gushy-ness aside, y'all are so dumb like
• “wait, what’s that.”
• “oh snap idk??? what is it???”
• and donghyuck in the back just, face palm and just “IT’S A FLY SWATTER. YOU. DUMBOS.”
• mark loves you so much and he treats you like a little sister sometimes, jk he treats you like a lil sis all the time, but you love it
• you guys watch nct life in paju/ nct life 단합대회 together and you continuously make fun of mark like “mark you- YOU CANT PLAY HEAD TENNIS LIKE THAT.”
• marks such a fluff ball ugh
• you guys get competitive over weird things like you could be watching a variety show w him and suddenly you’d both hear IU’s good day as bgm and then mark would suddenly be like “LETS SEE WHO CAN DO THE THREE OCTAVE NOTES IN GOOD DAY THE BEST.”
• you guys once was walking the boardwalk of a beach
• he saw a juggler
• he was so very impressed, he kept clapping and saying “oh woah”
• he saw some ice cream, and was like “oh, we’re gonna go get some ice cream” and when you two went to the ice cream stand and when he dug into his pockets, there was no money
• he slowly turned to you “…babe”
• “mark. i got you.”
• but mark made it up to you by winning you a super cute teddy bear
• lol you guys go shopping together all the time and it always goes the same. exact. way. every time.
• mark shimmy shams towards you and tries to be slick and sneak something into the cart
• and you turn into a strict mom and you’re like “mark. no. put it down. what is that behind your back.”
• “NOTHING U CAN PROVE.”
• xuimin loves you both so much oh my gosh
• ok at first he was like “…guys you do know how this will possibly end right? especially with mark being so popular and new”
• but now he’s like “GUESS WHAT I GOT FOR MY FAVORITE BABY COUPLE. MATCHING. SHOES.”
• “hyuNG HOW MUCH WAS THIS”
• “IT ONLY COST ME A SMALL FORTUNE. NOTHING I CANT AFFORD FOR MY TWO FAVORITE KIDS EVER. GO ON. TRY THEM ON.”
• you try to rap to his rap part in mad city and it… it doesn’t end well let’s just leave it there.
• LOL GUESS WHO FOUND MARK’S “BILLIONAIRE” COVER THAT HE DID WITH DONGHYUCK WHEN THEY WERE LIKE 14
• donghyuck’s hatred for you went from 494859696 to 4495959904959596.
• he always asks you to watch the nct music videos and he’s like, shy about it but he gets super happy when you compliment him
• k every morning you sleep over or vise versa;;;
• you guys eat ceral together in front of the tv, eyes glued to some morning cartoon that’s on tv in the wee hours of the morning.
• at night you guys are dancing to every single exo song ever and pouring your hearts out dancing to super junior and free styling to tvxq dances. it’s lit.
• and when you two calm down, you guys sit on the bed and eat some more ceral together.
• you guys don’t talk about deep things or anything bc bless mark’s heart he will somehow turn it into something really stupid like you guys could be talking about what color mirrors really are and he’d say something like “wait aren’t mirrors clear?”
“mark, if mirrors were clear we’d see through them” “…what” and then it continues on from there into a void of total confusion
• you guys talk about your concerns though. you guys give each other pep talks and talk about the hardships and the biggest worries in your minds at the moment and yeah, that’s when shit gets real.
• mark is such a modest baby he’s so modest about everything and it really makes you happy, although he can be a little more confident in his skills, being modest and not letting fame get to his head is good.
• you guys react to new music videos together
• OK YOUR SELFIES ARE THE CUTEST SELFIES LIKE SO CUTE SINCE MARK LOOKS LIKE HE’S LIKE 12 IT’S THE CUTEST THING LIKE IT LOOKS KINDA AWKWARD BUT ITS SO CUTE
• some of the members love your selfies w mark so much that they make it their profile pictures for like, kakao and put something like “my children” as their message and it’s honestly so cringe to both you and mark
• mark’s lockscreen is a picture of you and him standing beside a really pretty cherry blossom tree, totally caught off guard and just smiling and standing next to each other holding each other hand. yuta took it. ofc yuta took it. yuta takes all of the off guard couple pictures. but they’re all super nice.
• his home screen is a selfie you took with you just smiling with a cat filter (or the dog filter, whatever you prefer). he loves it. he thinks you look adorable.
• ok talking about HOLDING HANDS HMMMM OK.
• literally. JISUNG. pushed him to hold your hand bc he was taking so long to make a move.
• and jeno and jaemin were just “HYUNG. GET IT TOGETHER. JUST REACH FOR THE HAND. GRAB THE HAND. EMBRACE THE HAND.”
• donghyuck just told him to man up and DO IT.
• and when he finally got the courage to hold your hand when you two were out walking together, you didn’t make a big deal out of it, you knew how nervous he was around you so you just looked at him and smiled and held his hand tighter and kept talking and walking.
• “i am, your favorite nct member, right?”
• “of course you are!!!! it’s not like it’s jaehyun or anything!!!! love u mark.”
• you want mark to be HEALTHY. and HAPPY. so you feed mark a lot and make sure he gets the rest he needs.
• ok you feeding mark a lot. LET’S TALK ABOUT THAT.
• you always feed mark and he’s like “ahhhh what”
• but he likes you feeding him and all but he’s so embarrassed since he’s like, a younger member but the oldest out of the younger members and it’s kind of…idk new??? to him.
• MARK NEVER BAD MOUTHS ANYONE BUT HE’LL LISTEN TO YOU RANT
• MARK IS SUPER HONEST WITH YOU SO IF YOU WANT OR NEED SOMETHING, MARK ALWAYS TELLS YOU THE TRUTH UNLESS IT’LL HURT YOU, OR SOMEONE ELSE.
• MARK IS DEFINITELY PROTECTIVE BUT NOT, LIKE, TO THE POINT WHERE HE’S A HELICOPTER MOM OR ANYTHING
• HE’S JUST KINDA “are u sure u’ll be ok”
• he just wants you safe and that’s so rjrrjkgt
• he’s the type of boyfriend that has no idea how tampons/pads work or what they do or why anyone needs them, but he carries around a few just in case you need them.
• mark the type of boyfriend that’s willing to fail his own test in order to help you study for your test
• MARK LEE. THE TYPE OF BOYFRIEND TO FANBOY/FANGIRL W YOU TO YOUR FAVORITE BANDS.
• JEALOUSLY? NOT W MARK. HE’S SO CHILL. OFC HE GETS A LIL IFFY AND KIND OF HAS A EH ATTITUDE TOWARDS CERTAIN PEOPLE AROUND YOU, BUT HE DOESNT FORCE YOU TO NOT MEET THOSE PEOPLE BC THEY’RE YOUR FRIENDS/PEOPLE YOU KNOW. AND HE KNOWS THAT YOU LOVE HIM.
• but if someone is a danger to you and/or bothers you, he takes you away from them and just takes you somewhere else, away from that person.
• you’re his angel
• he asked you out by getting his guitar and singing to angel by exo
• so cute it was the cutest thing omg
• you were so overwhelmed and started tearing up and he hugged you and freaked out and ok that was kinda funny
• ok before you guys dated you were both trainees and it was just kinda like “you speak english??? OH GOD ME TOO. HEY.” and you guys were just close friends who leaned on each other and relied on each other through tough times and everyone teased the two of you and both of you were like “ugh stop it gosh we’re friends alright.”
• but you guys were like “…friends. yup. just. friends.”
• and jaemin almost exploded bc oh my god it’s so obvious stop being so stupid guys.
• so he pushed mark so hard, so hard, until mark confessed to you and gosh it was a good day.
• oh god ok on your one year anniversary he got you a cake and couple rings and got the younger ones to sing lucky by exo w him and i swear mark is so extra in the most lowkey way.
• BINGE WATCHING EVERY MOVIE ON NETFLIX EVER W MARK.
• MARK THE TYPE OF BOYFRIEND TO BE SCARED OUT OF HIS WITS AT A SCARY PART OF A MOVIE BUT HUG YOU AND COMFORT YOU AND SAY “i’m here it’s ok ahaha”
• you guys share everything like, skittles, candy in general, chopsticks (when one of you are like “nah i don’t want to eat” but want a bite of food or something), water, hats, jackets (ok you just take his hoodies but he doesn’t mind), ev e r y t h ing
• “WHAT CAN YOU NOT DO MARK”
• mark is good at everything and it boggles your mind how someone THIS PERFECT LOVES YOU WITH ALL HIS HEART
• MARK LEE. THE TYPE TO WATCH BOLT THE SUPER DOG W YOUR PUPPY.
• you could be the best vocalist ever or the absolute, hands down, worst vocalist ever, he still loves your singing.
• duets w mARKKKK. he would play his guitar and you two would just sing to random songs and honestly, couple goals.
• marks so shy and he doesn’t say “i love you” that much but he tells you that he loves you, a lot surprisingly and it makes you feel special and marks all about that so he’s like sdjjff yes i love her
• you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to him, and he’s the best thing that’s ever happened to you
• he always gives you one of his ear buds so you two can listen to music together
• well. mark can’t cook very well, he can cook ramen and other simple things so he tries to cook for you the best he can and that’s so sweet tbh

• he cusses but not TOO MUCH. YOU KNOW.

• KINDA LIKE “oh damn”

• YOUR PARENTS LOVE HIM THEY’RE LIKE “BE MORE LIKE HIM.”


IDK WHY THIS TOOK SUCH A LONG TIME BUT HERE’S MARKKKKKKKKK.

anonymous asked:

pssst do u have any good funny lighthearted shoes or comedies or things like that to recommend to me because watching crime shows all the time can get kiiiiinda depressing for me sometimes lol

  • superstore: a cute lighthearted workplace comedy, cute romance stories, 10/10 would die for amy dubanowski
  • john mulaney’s specials new in town or the comeback kid are both amazing, the last bit on the comeback kid owns my ass
  • trial and error: hilarious comedy about a lawyer who goes to a small city to defend this clueless guy on a murder case, those strangers who become a family kind of show
  • hasan minhaj’s special homecoming king: it’s not necessarily lighthearted, it’s pretty emotional but also funny
  • bo burnham’s what. is amazing if you haven’t seen it yet (i would recommend make happy as well but it can get pretty emo so i’d avoid that if that’s not your vibe)
  • kroll show: i miss this show every single day of my life, publizity and wheels ontario were my faves
  • the good place: i would die for bisexual icons eleanor shellstrop and tahani al-jamil
  • brooklyn nine-nine: cops who find family in each other….. cutest tv show out there
  • bob’s burgers: fave animation, funny puns, best family on tv, louise belcher is the tsundere icon we should all die for
  • jane the virgin: if you’re into love triangles and frustration, which apparently i am
  • parks and rec: makes local government look wholesome, 11/10 would die for leslie knope

these are the softest ones i can think of right now? if u need more lmk and i’ll try to remember others

Karyn goes nyoom when she attempts the accent tag
I'm a mess
Karyn goes nyoom when she attempts the accent tag

This ended up being so long omg also I bet none of u guys thought I’d sound like this

I speak a bit too fast n I was kind of nervous for this so I kinda started to go all over the place near the end of this recording omg,, idk if you guys can tell but I can’t read well out loud because my mouth can’t quite keep up with my eyes rip 😂

Thank you to the lovely @vanillalattaes for tagging me!! This was my first time doing anything like this aaaa

I’ll be tagging @eraher, @jeonghcn, @itskimtaehyung, @fapmonster, @absolutelythrilling bc I love u guys and would love to hear your voices (and if I’ve already heard them I want to hear more 💕💕💕)

Questions:

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want

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anonymous asked:

okokok so what if... guy is like REALLY good at dancing? like all types of dancing, hes a graceful ballerina and a hiphop master, and like... what if his favorite jam came on the radio and he was like "HOLY SHIT THATS MY JAM" and stops what hes doing and gets down. and his current companion is kinda impressed but also kinda scared because raiders are still shooting at him???? u dig??????

i have thought about guy liking to dance, but also leaning more in the direction of “im kinda shy about that” more so than “am i human or am i dancer.” he’ll dance for booze though, especially if hes already had a few glasses. id think hed like to tap dance ^w^

Tall People Problems

Alexander x Reader
Words: 269
Prompt: if u want to could u do one where the reader (female) is taller than her courter alexander and shes really self conscious about it?

OMG GUYS I’M SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO POST

so when i got this request i was kinda skeptical bc i’m super short. like i’m 5″3 so i had no idea how to write about being tall. I tried my best i promise ahaha

enjoy! 

requests are open as usual x

coming up next is a phillip imagineeee

~

You stared at yourself in the mirror as you attempted to tie up your corset. You sighed quietly, looking down at your feet, which were currently without shoes.

You were preparing for a ball, one of which your courter had encouraged you to attend. But, as usual, your glamourous ball gown was missing one thing: heels.

You had always been a lot taller than the other children in town. The majority of the men in New York were embarrassed to court you, as it was a thing of pride to be taller than the woman who you are courting.

Slowly, you turned away from the mirror, your eyes widening when you saw Alexander in the doorway. He blushed. “I apologise! I was about to knock. Is everything alright my love?” He asked, walking into your room and taking your hands.

“Why are you courting me?” You asked, looking down at Alexander.

“Because you’re one of the most incredible women I’ve ever met. I thought you knew that,” Alexander said. “Have I done something wrong?”

“No, I just fear that I have. My height has always been a problem, I just don’t understand why you haven’t found a woman who is smaller than you,” You said quietly, frowning.

“Let me tell you something (Y/N). I love every single piece of you, from your head to your toes. Do you want to know why I prefer you over the shorter girls?” He asked, smirking slightly. You nodded. “The fact that you’re taller, means that there’s more of you to love.”

And with that, Alexander stood on his toes and kissed you.

anonymous asked:

*In Flynn Riders voice* Hi *smolder* XD okay Okay, enough jokes Lol, can you do HCs about Johnny before, during, and after his wedding ceremony? I love you btw thanks!!!!

YES, YES I CAN AND BTW *in Flynn Rider’s voice* Here comes the smolder *smolder*


~before~
- this little bug would be so nervous
- he would be practicing his vows and like straightening out is outfit a billion times
- ‘But Pony what if she changes her mind? Do you know how embarrassing it would be if I had to stand there and wait for someone who already left to go marry some other guy from like Italy and they already have three kids together, and oh my god im gonna pass out Pone.’
- SO MUCH PACING AND LOOK IN THE MIRROR
- pep talks with himself
- Pony would be so done with this dramatic little nut
- WHEN IT WOULD ACTUALLY BE TIME TO GO TO THE ALTER THIS BOY WOUKD HAVE A PANIC ATTACK
- ‘OH MY GOD ARE MY SHOES ON? ARE MY PANTS ON? OH GOD PONY HOW IS MY HAIR? DALLAS WHAT DO U THINK?’
- 'kid you don’t wanna keep ur wife waiting.’
- 'shit.’

~during~
- HE WOULD BE SO JITTERY AND LIKE BOUNCING FROM ONE FOOT TO THE OTHER
- then the music would start
- he would start shaking
- Honestly Dallas is such an ass he would probably be standing there laughing
- okokokokokokok when u would walk out he would let out this breath and a little smile
- HE WOULD BE SO CUTE OK HE WOULD GRAB YOUR HANDS AND LIKE RUB HIS THUMBS OVER THE TOP OF UR HAND THE ENTIRE TIME
- ok he would like mouth 'I love you’ while the person would be talking and u would like blush soooo hard
- when it would come to the kiss the bride let he would be so blushy and cute and like grab ur face with both his hands and just kiss ya

~after~
- he would be all 😏😏
- his hand would never leave your waist
- so giggly and cute oK????
- 'we are MARRIED. Like actually married. You can’t leave me anymore.’
- MRS. CADE
- he will kiss u every other fucking minute
- will never leave ur sight the entire night
- tbh y'all were too tired to do anything that night
- OK WHEN U GUYS GOT BACK TO UR ROOM YALL WOULD BE ALL GIGGLYVAND HE WOULD CARRY YOU IN AND UR JUST SO TIRED AND U WOULDNT BE ABLE TO TAKE UR DRESS OFF AND HE WOULD HAVE TO HELP YOU AND HE COULDNT DO IT EITHER SO U HAD TO FALL ASLEEP IN UR WEDDING DRESS

*flirty voice* haaAAaaii

tagged by @artist-aroha and @moonbinandback MY DUDS U HAVE GORGEOUS ACCENTS n im like??? i sound like a child learning how to speak?? this is so unfair smh

content:

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

tagging @vampbin @jinjins-freckles @arohanaa @astro-lovelies @snha @ilovrocky @m0onbean henloo id like to hear ur voices im super curious but if ure not comfy its totally fine!!! (n u dont hav to listen to this tbh pls) 😪

anonymous asked:

Hunk and Coran headcanons?

This has been in my askbox for days now… Sorry for the late response! I’m not like the most experienced… at headcanons

  • Hunk and Coran both are very expressive about their emotions? So they can act as each others hypemen when they’re both excited about something
  • Coran is Hunk’s rock, in a way. When Hunk is tired and stressed he just prompts Coran with some innocuous question and lets Coran ramble while Hunk zones out
  • At first Coran was a little hurt by Hunk’s treatment of his cooking, but he swallowed his pride and now Hunk and him often are seen working together in the kitchen, trying to find a palatable compromise between traditional ‘paladin cuisine’ and human food.
  • Most photogenic boys…
  • They both believe in long hugs. The longer the better!
  • Mechanic buds obviously… also can u guys imagine how cute Coran would be in a bandana? i’M,,,,
  • They also both love really loud and powerful songs… I can imagine Coran loves to sing along to music and Hunk eventually gets comfortable enough to join him…
  • it’s canon that Coran cries to adele songs
  • Hunk hates housework… So whenever Coran makes him help out around the castle it’s always a lot of griping and whining lmao
  • Going off of Alfor being the yellow lion… sometimes Coran will just give Hunk this sad Look
  • sometimes Coran will ask to see Hunk’s helmet and just hold it to his chest for a second… and Hunk is constantly worried he can’t fill the shoes of his predessecor
  • poor guys! holy moly lmao
  • ANYWAY
  • Sometimes Hunk will worry over Coran and soon Coran realizes it’s because he’s the oldest on the team and when he realizes this he is SCANDALIZED
  • “Hey Coran you want me to carry-” “AHAHAHAHAHAHA NOT AT ALL… MY BOY…” Coran: *sweats* 
  • they’re team #nice chins
  • idk
  • i’m done
81 Thoughts we all had when watching GM the Real World/Sassy Halter Top/The Other Side

1.     Why couldn’t they pick one damn name for this episode and stick with it that’s all I wanna know

2.     Riley is such a cutie

3.     But oh my god farkle is so hot

4.     And ive never shipped smarkle so much

5.     What is riley doing pls stop ur ruining this for yourself


6.     Riley ur a mess stop it hurts me to watch

7.     Oh but when farkle wins WATCH THOSE REACTIONS this is farkle winning and riley LOSING ok listen up kids


8.     I know whassup

9.     Cory talking… blah blah blah

10.  Smackle oh my GAWD I am on the floor

11.  More of cory blabbing pls let this be a fun episode

12.  Cory makes me think too deeply

13.  Ah but same maya so same

14.  The theme song OMG

15.  It’s such a bop im out of my seat and dancing

16.  Is it just me or is maya’s outfit v subpar

17.  Also that straight hair that she apparently “copied” from riley

18.  How were we supposed to buy that BS of a storyline

19.  Anyways back to the episode at hand

20.  That lollipop moment, gay as fuck

21.  How is riley actually this naiive I don’t buy it

22.  Im so confused rn why does she not know this

23.  maya throwing her sweater at her GAY gay I say

24.  LOL auggie is neglected af

25.  Ironic riley is the best riley

26.  No one cares about auggie and Topanga scenes LBR

27.  Topanga deserves better

28.  This is all so ironic

29.  Since riley knows nothing and rowan is SO FUCKING WOKE

30.  This part is like good tho, it needs to happen

31.  However the random clicking is quite awkward

32.  I wish they showed what it was that was on da screen

33.  Farkle pays to keep riley happy it’s canon

34.  Cookie day what the FUCK

35.  I LOVE SMACKLE

36.  Zay’s reaction to riley OH MY GOD

37.  This cookie is only ok

38.  And he crumbles the cookie same

39.  Ur my new dark leader same

40.  Ok when u see excerpts from the promo and compare it to whats happening rn ur just like tf no

41.  Did maya name it SABBY MCGEE LIKE SABRING AND then there’s ROSIE MCGEE

42.  Rilaya af and SO extra

43.  Zay is done w dis shit

44.  Same tbh can I get out of this hole pls

45.  I didn’t ask for this

46.  Ok who is 2 shoes louis

47.  Like a homeless person?

48.  These kids need to take the drama level from 2834709870496 to like -7136 bc this is too much

49.  Ok me when I come home from school alright

50.  Like I eat the entire house down

51.  The deep deep debate talk

52.  Riarkle is so real in this episode

53.  And maya has been me the whole time I love her

54.  Zay is a king bc hes so real and ah

55.  I don’t know who raised her either

56.  Riley stop being deep

57.  Too much for me

58.  Ok but that line was so fucking pure help

59.  Is it just me or do riley and maya cry a lot over simple things

60.  Like id be so embarrassed to cry in front of my class over something like pollution maybe I’m cold hearted

61.  But then again I like cry watching every episode it’s unhealthy

62.  They make me so emotional

63.  Zaley! I don’t ship it romantically but hey cute tho

64.  And rowan’s voice is actually really good

65.  Song choice however

66.  Not so good

67.  This two shoes louis shit

68.  What the fuck

69.  I love this new nickname, maya papaya

70.  This guy don’t need two dollars

71.  Do u see his nice ass blazer

72.  And his clean hair

73.  This guy is a creepy rapist im convinced

74.  Ya he be buyin drugs

75.  Taking money from cute teenage girls

76.  Am I the only person that thought the same thing

77.  Or is my mind just too deep in the gutter

78.  Prolly

79.  Ok that wasn’t a bad episode

80.  But like personally I was not impressed

81.  But im SO here for the zaya that’s gonna be in GM Bear so who cares

OK SO I’m so glad I’m back and making these kind of posts; i’ve missed doing them so much. i also hit 900 followers today and I’m so grateful. when i hit 1k i will definitely do a follow forever! reblog if u related to this reaction post and tell me ur thoughts!!!!!! 

The shoemaker I take my shoes to says his job is disappearing bc ppl no longer take their shoes for repair and im baffled like maybe it’s bc I step sorta weird with my right foot but

1) if I didn’t get my shoes repaired they would only last a month and a half of constant use

2) I would only own my platforms

3) do y'all really spend like 35 euro or whatever every few months in new shoes when repairing them is like less than 10 what

4) repairing is anti-capitalist u guys don’t make me have to throw away my fav shoes bc ur driving shoe makers out of business

yo i forgot that i got boots in nashville a few months ago on vacation and in hindsight im so glad i got them bc i refound them and theyre currently the most masculine footwear i own, and also i saw some guys wearing these exact boots before so like i know for a fact theyre not womens shoes which makes me even happier

The Signs as Halsey Quotes
  • Aries: Y'all acting like I've never had a pixie cut before.
  • Taurus: Just woke up from a fever dream in which I killed one of my childhood friends and buried her in the mountains how's your day.
  • Gemini: How do y'all find the energy to be rude at 9 am like
  • Cancer: Ok I tripped.
  • Leo: i guess u guys r right i kinda do look like gerard way sometimes
  • Virgo: "NOTHING IS REAL" - me when my life is a joke.
  • Libra: I suggest you learn the difference between rude and blunt. I'm like a high fashion haircut. Sorry.
  • Scorpio: The Killers covered Kings of Leon and I was so wet I was swimming in my shoes.
  • Sagittarius: @ misogynistic live music photographers: I like my fucking hair. I like my fucking clothes. Go shoot a beauty pageant.
  • Capricorn: Beds are great.
  • Aquarius: Everyday I constantly resist the urge to shave my head.
  • Pisces: I gotta delete my Twitter. My whole timeline is just close up pictures of k-pop band members hands.
TOTGA REACTION POST

my friend sent me a message this morning like

“ROU WAKE UP! RONNIE HAS UPDATED! NEW CHAPTER OF THE ONE THAT FUCKING GOT AWAY!”

and i just got up like

ok

no

i lied

i cant look this flawless

and zayn if u ever come across this

you’re hot

AND I CANT BELIEVE I ACTUALLY READ THE CHAPTER AFTER FIFTEEN HOURS THATS A LONG TIME IF IM EVER LATE ON READING A CHAPTER ITS USUALLY FIFTEEN MINUTES LATE NOT FIFTEEN HOURS

anyway lets do this

1. dear mr. grey

2. “Eddie attacked my legs by hugging them tightly”

3. “Oh my god do you guys have matching shoes?”

THAT REMINDED ME OF THEO AND NIALL INSTANTLY AND NIALL IS JUST THE BEST UNCLE BECAUSE

4. “you get Starbucks for breakfast and wear sunglasses even if it’s dark and now you keep saying ‘duh’ to basically everything I say.”

white girl game strong asf

5. “Do you want to get dinner tomorrow?”

I saw him turn his head to me, before he did a double take.

“Oh you’re talking to me?”

same niall, same.

6. “I’m not serious, you know you’re perfect to me.”

ok where did this one come from? I thought they were talking about SAUCE

7. “jesus, i can take you”

THAT WASNT HIS POINT REY, jesus ur innocent 16 y/o self is looong gone

8. ok since when does niall b l u s h ?

9. MR. GREY COVERED IN GREEN SLIME FROM HEAD TO TOE I JUST

JEALOUS NIALL IS THE BEST TYPE OF NIALL

10. the josh and jake prank got me like

11. “and make sure you shave your hoo-haa”

(ok that was totally unnecessary but i didnt know where else to use this reaction pic)

12. “are you sniffling my hair?”

are u sniffling her hair?

13. “i’m pregnant”

niall be like

14. aaww protective niall he’s so oblivious that day was 1st of April

15. “First name is going to be April and the second is going to be Fools.”

hahahahahahaha

ok he’s pissed.

16. “apologize then give him a bit of space”

“seduce him into forgiving u slut”

two types of people

17. BLOWJOB TIME !!!!

niall is ready

18. “I’m going to call Justin. He can get me off really good.”

19. REY’S TURN ! Jake gives the best advice

20. “we can compare food babies”

thats so punk, niall

soooo punk.

21. the part where they talked about rey’s eating disorder got me like

22. the part where they talked about niall’s scars got me like

23. the paragraph where rey talked about niall’s little things got me like

24. “please be mine”

“Technically it’s her, but physically and mentally it’s you, Rey. It’s always been you.”

I CRIED SO MUCH DURING THIS CHAPTER ITS NOT FAIR

but it was absolutely amazing i loved it

*no spoilers*
Hey! So don’t know if I sent this to the right place but my names Yareth I’m 16 and I went to the May 28 Chicago show with a vip ticket. The day started of really nerve racking I was so nervous. Around 2:50 we left and headed for the theatre, this was a little worrying because there was traffic and the drive from my house was around an hour 10 min and vip check in was at 4:15. Everything turned out okay though because we made it on time with 5 min to spare! (We as in my friend Maria and myself) Security ran a metal detector over us and I was a little worried when he started pulling at my bag but then I realized that he did that to everyone who carried a bag with them. Before I could go through the door I had to go through one more person and this one was the one that checked ur ticket to see if u were actually vip. Ngl this was the scariest part of my day because even though my ticket had all the right information, I was worried that it wouldn’t be vip. She let my through and then my friend and I had that moment of realization that it was actually going to happen. Once through the door, we walked along a small hallway and another worker was standing there and she was the one that gave us the vip wristband, sadly it had to be cut off immediately after I met them so I don’t have it anymore. We walked along a little farther and another worker stood there and she directed us to go down the stairs. Once we were at the bottom of the stairs, ANOTHER worker told us to go to the left. Once we turned to the left, we saw that we were in the meetup room. There was a couple water bottles and candy but I forgot to take any of that. I had found the girl that was going to sit next to me through tumblr, Emily, and we became such good friends:) so in the room I looked for her and once we saw each other she directed me over to the seats she saved for Maria and I. We walked and I hugged her and it was just so nice to meet her<3
One of the women, idk what she did but she had an accent and she told us that dnp would be there in 5 min, at 4:45. The time came and everyone was getting their phones ready to record…and they didn’t come, as expected. It was 4:50, nothing. It was around 4:55 that people lost their anxiousness because they still weren’t there. I was p calm too by now that I decided to record a small video of the room but 3 seconds into my video, someone goes “hi it’s me!”
It was Dan.
They walked in through the side of the room which was not expected at all, we all thought they would come in from the white door that was in front of us but that was wrong.
Emily had arrived much earlier so she saves us seats which were in the front row. The meetup room was kind of like bleachers, there were 4-5 rows and I was all the way in the bottom front so I had the best view. Dan and Phil walked over to the front of the room where the wallpaper thing we had to stand in front of for out pictures were and they took selfies with all of us. For me in that moment, I didn’t say anything or scream I was in utter amazement and shock because it was so nice to see them again.
I met them at the Naperville book signing in November
And being that close to them again was just so unbelievable, they were HD and I could see all the little fold in their clothing and it just reminded me of that day in November when I saw Phil for the first time and completely fell in love with him. It was just really nice. Maria and Emily were screaming and freaking out and soon, the meetup started. They took us in in rows and the first people that got to meet them were the people that didn’t have seats. We didn’t know where’d they starts with, the bottom or the top? They started with the bottom.
Us.
We got in line and I began getting nervous, I took off my backpack and held it in my hand along with the crowns and book for my brother I was planning on getting signed. I didn’t want anything blocking me from hugging them properly. Emily and her dad went and it was only Maria and I. Then Maria left and it was only me. I had two phones on me because my sister gave me hers and I placed my own in my pocket to record the audio and placed my sisters in the other pocket for the pictures, she has a 6s so better quality hahah. I pressed play and drake the security guard motioned me over.
Dan said, Dan: Hi! How are u?
- and he held out his arms while I quickly dropped everything to the floor. I hugged him and he was the softest thing ever. Ppl say that Dan gives awkward hugs but he really doesn’t. I think it depends on how comfortable u are with it, for me, I went for it, I wrapped my arms completely around him and pressed the side of my face into his stomach, I’m 4'11 btw so that’s why my face was in his general stomach area. We let go and I walked over to Phil.
Phil: Hi! Nice to see you!
-Phil’s hug was amazing, his was the one I mainly remember just because I had always wanted a Phil hug no offense to Dan but I just always wanted a Phil hug, the grip wasn’t to easy for him Because of the height difference and for the fact that dug my myself into him but that’s alright.
Dan: Would you like us to sign anything?
Me: oh yea *then I got my brother’s minecraft book off the floor* could u guys sign this? It’s for my little brother cause he couldn’t come
Both: awww
Dan: awesome
Phil: tell him I said hello
-the sweetie omg-
Me: *nods*
Me: also I’m not sure if you can do this too but could u sign the side of my shoe?
Dan: oh yea sure of course
Phil: yea
- okay so this was an uncomfortable position to get into and I needed to keep my balance because I asked for the side of my shoe not the white top part like ppl usually do, I was wearing converse btw, so I lifted my leg kind of donkey style and Phil took hold of my shoe, then Dan took hold of my ankle-
Dan: okay yea u just-u just-u stand on one leg precariously and we’ll sign that for u
-okay here’s a bit of embarrassment because all of a sudden, I lost my balance. They weren’t done yet and I was going to fall, I didn’t think too much of it and was like “oh, Dan’s here” and I kind of dropped my hand onto his shoulder. I had a pretty good grip on him and his shoulder is v firm. I could also see him jump a little at the sudden contact and he squished his shoulder up a bit and didn’t realize this till yesterday but I think it was because I placed my hands a bit too close to his neck-
Phil: there we go
Dan: would u like a photo as well?
Me: oh yea
-I then ran back to the little pile I left on the floor and got the crowns-
Dan: oh amazing
Phil: amazing
Me: could u wear these?
Dan: yes course we can
Both: *put on crowns*
Dan: should we take it on ur phone?
Me: oh my gosh sorry!
-I had forgotten that I needed a phone for the picture smh-
Dan: okay I’ll take it cause I have the worlds longest arms -_-
Phil: okay
Dan: there we go
Phil: let’s do it!
-we took the photos and I find it really weird that I smiled the way I did because I never smile with my mouth opened but I guess I was just really happy:) also I love how far they both crouched down because of my height gosh I love them-
Dan: awesome! *laughs* thank u so much for coming!
-his giggle is precious, so cute-
Phil: thank u
Me: thank u!
Dan: no worries!
Me: *about to leave* wait, can I have another hug?
Dan: yes of course! Enjoy the show! Thank u
-this also surprised me, I was actually ready to leave, I had picked up all my my stuff when I realized that I wanted another hug so I went to go hug Dan but I placed my stuff oddly that I ended up hugging him with my bag and the crowns in between us, though the thing that surprised me was that even though I could only hug him with one hand, Dan wrapped both his arms completely around me and actually pulled me into him which I was not expecting at all, it was so nice and warm then I went and hugged Phil and I angled my stuff better this time and pressed my self into his side with my face curled into him and he was so soft and cuddly and his stomach, no offense, was so squishy, he was just so squishy and his shirt was so soft and he’s just so precious-
Phil: Bye!
Me: *about to leave*
Dan: don’t forget ur notebook
Me: oh right.. *leaves*
-yea I almost forgot something smh-
The time span of that was 50 seconds
I then left to go find Maria and Emily and Emily left to go get merch and a lot of people had the same idea but I didn’t want to leave so I kept Maria with me, there was one row left and I looked around the room and wondered why there was only around 20 people there. Soon the meetup was over and there was only 13 people in the room by that point so DnP said goodbye to just us which was really nice and then we walked out. We got early access to merch and we were then taken outside to where we had to wait till 6:30 to enter the theatre again. That’s when I realized why there weren’t many people in the room, because once u left the room, u weren’t allowed back in.
We waited for a bit and were soon let back into the theater and we got to our seats, which were so good, we were in the second row and we sang along to the pre show playlist and then the show happened and we cried and everything was good. The show was amazing I loved all of it.
Overall my day was amazing and Dan and Phil are amazing and I just want to thank them for making that possible
Sorry this turned out so long omg I hadn’t described my experience before this, but thanks for reading!
-Yareth

Okay I absolutely love this! I love how detailed this is, it’s actually super helpful with showing everyone how the meet and greet will go. We’re asuper glad you had such a great time!!

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anonymous asked:

ok idk if u got my message earlier but basically i think u should make a list of things u dislike so people aren't thrown off when u say u dislike things like today with dogs and animals x

…you guys arent ready for this but:
Dogs
Animals in general
Marina Diamandis
Children
Anime/manga
PDA
Any kind of romance
One Direction
Louis Tomlinson
Supernatural
Books
All Time Low
Pink fake nails
Football and cricket
Those high heel shoes that dont have a heel
Sam Smith
Berets
When people copy anything i do
Shailene Woodley
Nike Air Maxes
Charm bracelets
Friendship bracelets
Old people
Brightly coloured jeans
Chocolate chip cookies
White chocolate
Channing Tatum
Ryan Gosling
Pretty Little Liars
Art
Tomatoes
Nike socks

Can all the people that are sitting outside 5sos's hotel just leave them alone.

If you already met ¼ or more of 5sos please just leave.
I read on Twitter that last night Calum walked out of the front of the hotel and a few girls ran after him. I don’t know if it’s true. But still just STOP!!! Don’t chase after them it’s fucking stupid. And it’s scary. Especially for the person you are chasing.
Please don’t mob them. Like really think about the whole fandom here. You are ruining a chance of meeting them, for everyone. Think before you act.
Guess what I’m saving up my money to get VIP tickets for the next year. I suggest you do that. I am going to start babysitting and a ton of other stuff. So I can earn that money. I don’t know if I will get enough in time for next year but if I don’t then I guess I will ask my parents to barrow some money and pay them back when I get it or take some money out of my savings account.
I think if you guys want to meet them. Think of other ways to meet them instead of following them around and stuff. I know I was saying I wanted to maybe do that once. But I don’t think I am going to. I don’t want to ruin other fans chances of meeting them. Plus u am a girl that doesn’t like getting in trouble a lot. Yeah.

Anyways just stop with this.
Pretend you are in their shoes.

If I actually went somewhere with music and I got famous. I would want to meet all of my fans. But if I had people mobbing me or chasing me. I wouldn’t really want to go out in public. I would be scared AF to even go outside because there is a chance of getting mobbed. Do you understand what I am saying?