do u guys even remember me

I once read that if you’re ever faced against somebody who is about to kill you, tell them personal information about yourself.
As humans, we have the ability to dehumanized each other and forget that we each feel, or have lack of feeling.
The purpose is to remind them you are more than a vessel, but somebody who wakes up every morning… Somebody who lives.
So I ask of you, not as a murderer, but as somebody I believe is going to hurt me gravely,
remember.
I grew up in a city where everybody knew my name.
I have a birth mark on the bridge of my nose.
My parents would die for me.
I am loved.
I know you are going to destroy the entire foundation of who I am,
and even worse, I will allow you to,
but before you do,
Say my name out loud. Remember who I am.
Please, be gentle.
—  Katey Chrest

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Ok no offence Kurogane but it DID kind of sort of stop him from being crushed to death by a flaming lion roughly a hundred bigger than him so…

… but also I see your point yes. 

Oh. 

Well, K. O. I guess. 

Special Instructions (3/?)

Summary: Drunk Emma really likes pizza. She also really happens to like the cute delivery guy who seems content to carry out all of her wishes via the “Special Instructions” box on the website. (AO3)
Rating: M
Word Count: ~3800 (why do they keep getting longer?)
Chapters: One Two

hope u like crazy hot mess emma 😝 🍺🍻🍷🍸🍹🍾🍕 😵

remember a few months ago when i asked everyone to tell me stories of stupid/funny shit y’all did when drunk? thanks for the inspiration ;))

reader requested tags: @lenfaz @ilovemesomekillianjones @like-waves-on-the-beach 

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Special instructions: pls send cute delivry guy, i missss himm   

One of the benefits of having a job with odd hours was that Emma could get completely trashed on a Tuesday evening and not give a single fuck as to how it would affect her the next morning. She’d started her own private party several hours earlier when all of her friends had turned her down for one reason or another. (Because they had jobs, mostly. Fucking party pooping productive members of society.)

She was giggling so hard she snorted when she clicked ‘order’ on the website, so beyond caring about anything that she felt no shyness or shame whatsoever.

Drunk did not even begin to cover it. Drunk was several homemade cocktails earlier. She was mixing a bunch of things she really shouldn’t be mixing. She couldn’t remember everything she ingested, but she did recall the two straight shots of tequila that she started off with (and what a way to start), as well as the few gulps of red wine that she took straight from the bottle because she was a respectable, refined adult. She vaguely recalled an almost-daiquiri of questionable flavor, as well as one particularly horrible concoction of Red Bull, triple sec, vodka, gin, and Gatorade because apparently she was trying to liquefy her internal organs.

(It didn’t help that she’d pulled out the entire contents of her alcohol cabinet and placed everything on her kitchen counter, giving her a wide selection of self-destructive options.)

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gavrockandroll  asked:

a Concept- lance got picked on as a kid in that "mocking-compliment-so-if-you-tell-on-us-we'll-just-say-we-were-being-nice" way so even now when people compliment him he tends to read it as an insult so one day he gets annoyed like "how come u guys never tell me i'm doing a good job like u do for everyone else" and they're like "???? we did remember when we said these things???" and he's just like "wait u actually meant that??? wtf i thought u guys were mocking me this whole time"

A concept- Lance was also the kid who was “fat” and “ugly” so when people call him beautiful he thinks that they’re pitying him. And he believes that if he doesn’t watch what he eats, or how he looks, he won’t be liked. 

MATT DADDARIO IS BEAUTIFUL

He is FUNNY
He is SWEET
He is GENUINE
He is KIND
He loves Animals (ESPECIALLY COWS)
He loves MALEC
He fucking CARES ABOUT US
He is GORGEOUS AF
U can lose yourself in His BEAUTIFUL HAZEL EYES
He has a SMILE that can light up an ENTIRE TOWN like the 4th of July..
He is the MOST BEAUTIFUL SOUL I have ever laid eyes on (Trust me i have met way too many people in my life so far)

SO are we looking at the same guy??? coz i am SURE some of u guys are seeing the WRONG MATT… (Matt is fat??? R U GUYS EVEN FOR REAL???)

WE ARE LUCKY TO HAVE HIM IN OUR LIVES…

TO ME: Matthew Daddario is the MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATION OF GOD TO WALK THIS DAMN PLANET… HE IS NOT JUST GORGEOUS EXTERNALLY BUT ALSO AN AMAZINGLY PURE SOUL…

learn to appreciate pure genuine souls, instead of body shaming…

I know my post is not going to make a difference coz haters gonna hate and body shamers are gonna continue what they do but remember u guys aren’t perfect either…

*****I love Matthew more than anything in my life, so I will react and not just turn a blind eye when someone says shit about him…****

Thank You

NCT Dream School-Mate Behind the Scenes

PD: Alright, that was excellent kids! You all can have a 10 min break!

Jeno: *drops his smile & pulls out his phone*

Haechan: *takes a deep breath* how many times. how many TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL UR CHINESE ‘HI IM CHENLE HE HE’ ASS TO STFU AND LET ME SPEAK. YALL AINT SHIT WITHOUT ME.

Jisung: *rolls eyes* here we go again….

Chenle: *smiles & says somethin in chinese*

Haechan: bitch what tf did u just say to me????

Renjun: he called u a no good attention seeking cunt that needs to back off before he buys your family & sm

Mark: y'all can u keep it quiet over there? i’m tryna practice for high school rapper

Haechan: boy shut yo ass up no one was talking to you go practice in a washroom stall

Jaemin: *pops out with a smile and some popcorn* hEy guys!!!!! How’s my fav team members doing???

Haechan: *fixes hair* um hello, can someone tell this unknown nugu hoe to get outta here?? 

Jaemin: Haechan. it’s me.

Haechan: sorry i don’t talk to strangers bye. *stands up* SECURITY WHERE TF ARE U?????

Jaemin: thats a really funny joke but seriously stop Donghyuck, I was just gonna ask if anyone wanted to watch Finding Dory with me?

Haechan: *whispers* this bitch even knows my real name. *shrieks* SECURITY IM GONNA HAVE YALLS ASSES SUED IF YALL DONT POP OUT RIGHTNOW ISTG

Jaemin: Mark cmon u remember me right???

Mark: *smiles* sorry if your a fan you’re gonna have to stay outside, this is against company policy. I can give u half-off at our next fanmeet if you’d like?

Haechan: mARK GETCHO RAMEN BLEACHED ASS FALLIN APART HAIR AWAY FROM THAT DISEASE INFESTED CHILD.

Jaemin: w o wy'all really gonna play me like that huh?

Chenle: Hi! i’m chenle! he he! You look like this hyung I know but he’s kinda injured right now and needs rest so you couldn’t possibly be him!

Renjun: *says something aggressively in chinese to chenle*

Jaemin: ????

Renjun: *nervously smiles* ha hah um if you’d like to contact us please talk to our manager over there…

Jaemin: *turns around*

Renjun: *knocks him out with a roundhouse kick*

Haechan: finally, thank u renjim, he was really gettin on my nerves

Jeno: *looks up* guys u do realize that was Jaemin who was part of our Chewing Gum promotions right???

Haechan: Jeno go back to looking up turtle porn, no one called on ur ass boo

Chenle: Hi! I’m Chenle! he he! I’m Nct dream’s main vocalist!

Renjun: shut up before haechan whoops ur ass to china

Haechan: it don’t matter ramjam, after all i’m the one carrying this group as USUAL, his hoeass can spout whatever nonsense he wants to. BECAUSE I WON THE FIRST AWARD FOR NCT. ME LEE DONGHYUCK. y'all can roll in mud and eat shit for all i care 

Mark: *throws table* i TOLD YALL TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BUT YALL TRICKASS BABY SHITS CANT EVEN DO THAT FOR FIVE BLOODY SECONDS!!!!!!!!!

Haechan: lol ok who got his spongebob panties in a twist? 

Mark: DONGHYUCK ILL NUTKICK U TO PLUTO AND BACK JUST TALK ONE MORE TIME AND CHENLE DON’T EVEN THINK BOUT INTRODUCING UR CHINGCHONG HEHE ASS AND RENJUN TALK SHIT IN CHINESE& ILL SUE YOU. JISUNG UR A FCUKING CUNT BECAUSE U JUST SIT THERE WHEN WE ALL KNOW U DO SATANIC RITUALS TO GUIDE US TO HELL AND JENO- JENO…… u alright tbh

PD: alright boys! we’re on in 5!-

*makeup & hair staff sprint in and fix the boys*

PD: 4!

Jisung: *mutters some satan verses*

PD: 3!

Renjun: *drags Jaemin and shoves him in a locker*

PD: 2!

Haechan: *cracks neck and mutters repeatedly* you’re the queen, everyone else is a peasant

PD: 1! Start!

Nct dream: *smile and does cute stuff*

*Jaemin’s body falls out of the locker*

Renjun: ……………. shit

I would like to take this moment to thank the content creators in the bap fandom. All the gif creators, artists, writers, subbers and even shitpost writers. Honestly thank you so much. I know we have a smaller fandom than before and seeing the small amount of notes on your content can be disheartening. But regardless of the amount of notes you get remember that you guys are really valuable part of the fandom and you are appreciated. So please don’t get disheartened by the amount of notes you get and just keep doing what you do. You are loved.

as it is valentine’s day, and i am a sucker for everything regarding love & showering people in my life with love, i wanted to make a special follow forever for everyone i adore on this site. i’ve met so many incredible people and have grown to love and cherish you as i would anyone in my real life, because you’ve all always been there for me and have shown me so much support when i needed it. i can’t thank you enough for that and i don’t think any of you will ever really know how much that’s gotten me through my dark moments. therefore, that’s why it’s so important to let each and every one of you know how special and wonderful you are! i’ve written a little something for those who have truly touched my heart and i’ve also included everyone who i love, even if we’ve never spoken, i still think the absolute world of you hope that life is treating you well. to everyone reading this, i love you i love you i love you and you deserve everything beautiful and wonderful in this world. if you ever need me, i’m right here for you, and my heart is sending you lots of love and affection today (did u guys kno how sappy i am)(well now u do)(feel free to drag me for this okay i’m a ball of mush) 🌹

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best friend!johnny

• the type of best friend
• who u kind of want to stab 71% of the time
• and johnny insists that’s how u kno it’s real
• “it makes the friendship real bc you want to kill me but you won’t because you’d miss me this is tru love y/n”
• always trying to pull pranks on you
• like the classics puts your hand in warm water when you fall asleep
• swapping your shampoo for hair removal cream
• you noticed right away
• but you were a little too close to maybe going bald
• you guys have something of a prank war going on

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yall when i was like 12/13 i REALLY wanted to be an actress and i went to like some art school for it but i remember i was really worried if i made it big i would probably have to kiss a guy in a role and i was genuinely concerned abt that bc i didnt think i could do it

in retrospect that was gay as HELL like i couldnt have even kissed a man for sweet sweet famous actor $$$ but tweenaged me was like “i’m hetero :) i just have High Standards :) even if he was a Handsome Actor Man he probably wouldnt meet my Standards :)”

anyway if any of yall wanna reblog/reply/tag this post with gay ass things u did when u were younger but wrote off bc u were “Very Straight :)” pls do i love hearing abt baby gay things

anonymous asked:

what are signs that a guy is toxic?

1. the classic “i never do anything wrong, everything bad happens to me”. like, we’re humans we screw up.. but some people are always the “victim” and can’t even slightly open their mind up that “hey, maybe this is partly my fault” or whatever.
2. they play the hero. now… this is tricky bc u honestly feel like they’re helping you but they aren’t lol. if they “i did this and this for u” “remember that time u were crying and i was the only one there?” it’s like they do a few good deeds and whenever they hurt you, they just bring those up. you gotta remember not to live in the past, but live in the present and if they suck right now that’s what matters. not what they did bACK THEN.
3. controlling. this is simple tbh.. if they’re telling you what u can and can’t do.. can and can’t wear, etc.. they’re j flat out bad for you i don’t care WHAT their reasoning is.
4. they let their insecurities and needyness run the relationship. if they’re always texting you, wondering where you are, who you’re with, why you aren’t always with them. if they don’t want you having guy/girl friends or partying or having a life outside of them? that’s a MAJOR red flag. a relationship shouldn’t make u feel controlled or like you’re missing out on life bc guess what? that person isn’t your “other half” or any of that. they’re just another part of your life.
5. guilt tripping you. if they.. “i can’t live without you” “remember … that u did MONTHS ago?” or anYTHING that’s just to fuckin mess with ur head and make you think you’re the bad one? no, leave them. that’s not okay.

remember when alec a gay character got to say “you’re confusing me” to another man he was attracted to… and remember how magnus a bisexual  character then got to explain to him (and the audience) what attraction/love is supposed to feel like? can you believe shadowhunters gave us a scene that was so explicitly for lgbt viewers… a scene meant to guide us, to understand us… to accept us… 

Y'all : OMG SHE USED “LATINX” ITS LATINO OMG IM SO TRIGGERED IM [INSERT LATINX HERITAGE HERE] AND I DONT EVEN USE THAT OMFJESUSCHRIST U DUMB FUCK KILL YOURSELF ITS LATINOS YOU MORON OOOOO NO XXX JUST OOO OMG FEMINISM IS POISON GET OFF TUMBLR OMG STUPIT SNOWFLAKE GET OVER YOURSELF HOW DO U EVEN PRONOUNCE LATINX OMG GUYS LOOK AT THIS IDIOT

Me: chill. remember to breathe.

we started this blog on july 17th, 2016 and today marks nakamotens’ one year anniversary!! time flies and we feel like we’ve both come so far ;; honestly, when we both started this blog we didn’t think we’d stan nct this much!! the only reason we made a blog together was because we didn’t think we’d be able to commit to running a blog on our own… and look where we are one year later :^)

so we just wanted to thank you guys!! to our mutuals, our followers and people who reblog our stuff, we’re just really grateful for everything ;; within just one year we’ve gained 16.7k and while we don’t want to focus on numbers too much, we want to thank each and every one of you for welcoming us into the fandom and for making our experience a fun and memorable one!

we did want to do something special for you guys but couldn’t really think of anything rip… but our requests are always open!! and under the cut we’ve included messages to some of our friends + blogs that we really admire ; _ ;

again, thank you guys so much!! we’ve had an incredible year and maybe we’ll even last for another one~ we hope you’re all doing well too, remember to drink lots of water and get lots of rest!!! we love you guys ♡

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Day6; Call me, beep me (if you wanna reach me) Ch. III

Tumblr: Ch I / Ch. II

Read on Ch III. on  Ao3 for better formatting


[4:54]
Hi
Wonpil-ssi?

[5:03]
new phone who dis

[5:04]
Oh
Hahaha
We haven’t talked before actually
I’m sorry if I’m bothering
I’m Park Sungjin

[5:04]
yes ok
and?

[5:05]
Doesn’t the name ring a bell?

[5:05]
not really no
should it?

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since bh didn’t drop any pics i’ll b the one to drop ‘em !!!!

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Dating Jackson Wang would include

• him staring at ur face for an uncomfortable amount of time
• and when u finally snap and tell him to stop staring he’ll compare you to the sun or some other cheesy shit and keep staring
• him trying on ur clothes for laughs
• but then one day u come home from work and u walk in ur room to find him in ur best skirt
• you smirk and tease him like “babe..whatcha doin there”
• and he’s literally shameless and says “did you say maxis or midis minimize curves? I can’t remember”
• him keeping you on your toes constantly
• no literally
• he’s too short to grab anything from the top cabinet
• help him
• you feelin him up all the damn time
• him being all shy like baabe~
• and when u stop he’s like …wow ok do u even love me
• you asking how his mom is doing and u end up holding a sobbing man for the next few hours
• surprising him with tickets to HK
• and holding his cry baby ass again
• you guys talk about anything and everything all the time
• one minute you’re talking about how much you love green tea and the next you’re both crying about life’s fragility and missing ur families
• him using his body to barricade you whenever any of the other members start to get too friendly for his liking
• the sex is crazy. Just sayin.
• you come out of the room after y'all tire out looking like a tornado whipped ur ass
• and Jackson follows u just to show off to the rest of the band like yes. It is I. The mAN. who is responsible for this, art,,,, you see in front of me.
• getting woken up at 2 am because your insomniac bf wants to get a bite to eat
• y'all joking about getting married tomorrow and u laugh and then give one another a serious look to let each other know u not actually joking
• always using his hats to cover up your bed head
• him putting you first so much to where it’s a little unhealthy
• and you try to take care of him just as much as he does you
• and him seeing you be so considerate just makes him *heart eyes*
• him being so cheap about everything until you mention in passing you really liked a certain item in a store
• and you find it on your night stand the next day
• the rest of got7 groaning at high volume whenever you two get all cheesy in front of them
• but they actually really happy that he found someone just as caring and crazy as himself
• so much fun. So much spontaneity. So much love

- Bee

anonymous asked:

OH MY GOD I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD ACTUALLY REPLY WITH A DRAWING OF THAT AND CALL ME A LOYAL FAN I FEEL BLESSED I LOVE YOU AND YOUR ART

GAHH it just makes me really emotional when i don’t draw something for like months even after many promises to resume when i get into the mood; but you guys still remember and love them a lot and wait so patiently this was the least i could do to show my gratitude ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ