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Special Instructions (3/?)

Summary: Drunk Emma really likes pizza. She also really happens to like the cute delivery guy who seems content to carry out all of her wishes via the “Special Instructions” box on the website. (AO3)
Rating: M
Word Count: ~3800 (why do they keep getting longer?)
Chapters: One Two

hope u like crazy hot mess emma 😝 🍺🍻🍷🍸🍹🍾🍕 😵

remember a few months ago when i asked everyone to tell me stories of stupid/funny shit y’all did when drunk? thanks for the inspiration ;))

reader requested tags: @lenfaz @ilovemesomekillianjones @like-waves-on-the-beach 


Special instructions: pls send cute delivry guy, i missss himm   

One of the benefits of having a job with odd hours was that Emma could get completely trashed on a Tuesday evening and not give a single fuck as to how it would affect her the next morning. She’d started her own private party several hours earlier when all of her friends had turned her down for one reason or another. (Because they had jobs, mostly. Fucking party pooping productive members of society.)

She was giggling so hard she snorted when she clicked ‘order’ on the website, so beyond caring about anything that she felt no shyness or shame whatsoever.

Drunk did not even begin to cover it. Drunk was several homemade cocktails earlier. She was mixing a bunch of things she really shouldn’t be mixing. She couldn’t remember everything she ingested, but she did recall the two straight shots of tequila that she started off with (and what a way to start), as well as the few gulps of red wine that she took straight from the bottle because she was a respectable, refined adult. She vaguely recalled an almost-daiquiri of questionable flavor, as well as one particularly horrible concoction of Red Bull, triple sec, vodka, gin, and Gatorade because apparently she was trying to liquefy her internal organs.

(It didn’t help that she’d pulled out the entire contents of her alcohol cabinet and placed everything on her kitchen counter, giving her a wide selection of self-destructive options.)

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gavrockandroll  asked:

a Concept- lance got picked on as a kid in that "mocking-compliment-so-if-you-tell-on-us-we'll-just-say-we-were-being-nice" way so even now when people compliment him he tends to read it as an insult so one day he gets annoyed like "how come u guys never tell me i'm doing a good job like u do for everyone else" and they're like "???? we did remember when we said these things???" and he's just like "wait u actually meant that??? wtf i thought u guys were mocking me this whole time"

A concept- Lance was also the kid who was “fat” and “ugly” so when people call him beautiful he thinks that they’re pitying him. And he believes that if he doesn’t watch what he eats, or how he looks, he won’t be liked. 

y u do this?
  • me: remember when that really cute guy had a crush on me?
  • friend: ya, and then he found out you were obsessed with asian men that don't even know you're alive? ya i remember
  • me: you hurt me in every way possible, ya know that?
NCT Dream School-Mate Behind the Scenes

PD: Alright, that was excellent kids! You all can have a 10 min break!

Jeno: *drops his smile & pulls out his phone*


Jisung: *rolls eyes* here we go again….

Chenle: *smiles & says somethin in chinese*

Haechan: bitch what tf did u just say to me????

Renjun: he called u a no good attention seeking cunt that needs to back off before he buys your family & sm

Mark: y'all can u keep it quiet over there? i’m tryna practice for high school rapper

Haechan: boy shut yo ass up no one was talking to you go practice in a washroom stall

Jaemin: *pops out with a smile and some popcorn* hEy guys!!!!! How’s my fav team members doing???

Haechan: *fixes hair* um hello, can someone tell this unknown nugu hoe to get outta here?? 

Jaemin: Haechan. it’s me.

Haechan: sorry i don’t talk to strangers bye. *stands up* SECURITY WHERE TF ARE U?????

Jaemin: thats a really funny joke but seriously stop Donghyuck, I was just gonna ask if anyone wanted to watch Finding Dory with me?

Haechan: *whispers* this bitch even knows my real name. *shrieks* SECURITY IM GONNA HAVE YALLS ASSES SUED IF YALL DONT POP OUT RIGHTNOW ISTG

Jaemin: Mark cmon u remember me right???

Mark: *smiles* sorry if your a fan you’re gonna have to stay outside, this is against company policy. I can give u half-off at our next fanmeet if you’d like?


Jaemin: w o wy'all really gonna play me like that huh?

Chenle: Hi! i’m chenle! he he! You look like this hyung I know but he’s kinda injured right now and needs rest so you couldn’t possibly be him!

Renjun: *says something aggressively in chinese to chenle*

Jaemin: ????

Renjun: *nervously smiles* ha hah um if you’d like to contact us please talk to our manager over there…

Jaemin: *turns around*

Renjun: *knocks him out with a roundhouse kick*

Haechan: finally, thank u renjim, he was really gettin on my nerves

Jeno: *looks up* guys u do realize that was Jaemin who was part of our Chewing Gum promotions right???

Haechan: Jeno go back to looking up turtle porn, no one called on ur ass boo

Chenle: Hi! I’m Chenle! he he! I’m Nct dream’s main vocalist!

Renjun: shut up before haechan whoops ur ass to china

Haechan: it don’t matter ramjam, after all i’m the one carrying this group as USUAL, his hoeass can spout whatever nonsense he wants to. BECAUSE I WON THE FIRST AWARD FOR NCT. ME LEE DONGHYUCK. y'all can roll in mud and eat shit for all i care 


Haechan: lol ok who got his spongebob panties in a twist? 


PD: alright boys! we’re on in 5!-

*makeup & hair staff sprint in and fix the boys*

PD: 4!

Jisung: *mutters some satan verses*

PD: 3!

Renjun: *drags Jaemin and shoves him in a locker*

PD: 2!

Haechan: *cracks neck and mutters repeatedly* you’re the queen, everyone else is a peasant

PD: 1! Start!

Nct dream: *smile and does cute stuff*

*Jaemin’s body falls out of the locker*

Renjun: ……………. shit

as it is valentine’s day, and i am a sucker for everything regarding love & showering people in my life with love, i wanted to make a special follow forever for everyone i adore on this site. i’ve met so many incredible people and have grown to love and cherish you as i would anyone in my real life, because you’ve all always been there for me and have shown me so much support when i needed it. i can’t thank you enough for that and i don’t think any of you will ever really know how much that’s gotten me through my dark moments. therefore, that’s why it’s so important to let each and every one of you know how special and wonderful you are! i’ve written a little something for those who have truly touched my heart and i’ve also included everyone who i love, even if we’ve never spoken, i still think the absolute world of you hope that life is treating you well. to everyone reading this, i love you i love you i love you and you deserve everything beautiful and wonderful in this world. if you ever need me, i’m right here for you, and my heart is sending you lots of love and affection today (did u guys kno how sappy i am)(well now u do)(feel free to drag me for this okay i’m a ball of mush) 🌹

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Me: chill. remember to breathe.

remember when alec a gay character got to say “you’re confusing me” to another man he was attracted to… and remember how magnus a bisexual  character then got to explain to him (and the audience) what attraction/love is supposed to feel like? can you believe shadowhunters gave us a scene that was so explicitly for lgbt viewers… a scene meant to guide us, to understand us… to accept us… 

How even.

I don’t know how you all got here, but, I hope you’re enjoying your stay.

This blog is only a few months old, and I’m almost passing the most amount of followers on an RP blog I had, but the other blog took 3 years… ;; You guys are great, I’m happy that we’re able to interact and get around a lot. I’m really thankfully I met this side of the fandom and was able to participate in all sorts of wacky and even dead serious RP nonsense. I’ve really enjoyed everything here, and just being here, and being able to talk to people and RP, and I feel a lot closer to you guys than any other fandom I’ve been in. So thank you <3 I am very happy and I can seem myself being here for a good while with you guys. I haven’t done anything for my last couple of milestones, so, I figure I should do something now. So here’s the something.

@rexcrystallis | @oracleborn | @chosenbythecrystal | @suitedfordark | @floweringeclipse

You guys are some of the first people I ever interacted with on this blog, so how could I not say anything. I have been taking forever with responding to RP’s, but, I treasure the fact that I was able to talk with you guys before my true shitposting self formed and it was too late for you all.


I just mentioned you but let me mention you again because!!! I love Iris!! And /your/ Iris! I need my daemonslaying not-family naughter and sad-dad. I’m glad we interacted, and I love your art [ur poor notification box when you posted that nASTY COR. #noregerts] I really love ur art and I’m so happy to see you RP and draw and it’s not fair to be good and drawing and writing but you did it anyway :P I love our interactions, angsty or crack-nonsense, although we somehow manage to combine both ;A; Hopefully this summer I can RP more, but I’ll probably get lazy and spend too much time playing FFXV lbr.


Thank you for letting me gush about Prompto and Cor together because they are so sweet and I love so much about their relationship as little as they actually use it in game. It’s fine, I get to make my own canon outside of it :p I’m happy to RP a nice relationship between them and I’m always happy to hear your headcanon and ideas, I honestly forget sometimes that Prompto is not trans in canon, but like I said, I get to make my own canon :V and I just love so much about Prompto my first RP blog in FFXV is a Prompto, but I’m just so glad you do him justice <3

@kingslight/ @shieldvowed

I love Regis, and the Kingsglaive movie, and I love that you interact with the actors and introduced me to their streams, intentionally or not, it’s been a blessing, I have so much fun with watching Jon Campling attempt to fish in FFXV. Your cosplays are amazing, you put so much work into it and it shows! And of course, I love your writing and headcanons, those are great and fun to read. Even though I met you by kinkshaming you in a way that we’ve never let you live down, I’m really happy to see you on my dashboard, it’s always a treat.

@heterochromiairiidum/ @massadamnata

I’m not sure if we’ve ever actually had a serious RP w/ Cor, and it seems all I do is harrass your Ravus unfairly [sorry ravus ;; u deserve better all the time] and also make shitposts with you, but that’s fine, the main part of RPing is having fun and the writing can come second I think XD Thank you for putting up with my bullshit basically.


(ง'̀-‘́)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง I’m kidding, lmao, I know we don’t interact much but I love our muses decision to instantly fight or ignore each other, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Loqi needs more love, and I’ll be happy to give it to him. Love in the shape of Cor being a sour bitter man, but, love regardless.


I love your Noctis <3 I really do. I love your portrayal and I have a lot of fun when you’re on my dash. Thank you for letting me interact with you, and let Cor harass your Noctis to no end. 


We’ve only talked a little bit but I love your Yuna, and I love all your headcanons and ideas for the FFX world. FFX was my first Final Fantasy game and it has a place in my heart, which is why I pretty much picked the FFXV version of Auron as my RP muse. :p Also I really like our Silent Hill verse because I crave angst.

I can’t think of all the people at the moment, I’m sorry I didn’t leave a longer message than this, or at least a more thoughtful one, but, I’m happy to these guys for RPing and talking with me about stuff, just for the hell of it.

@nesrecne | @trashkingizunia | @maledictusrex | @chocobutthair | @eldestamicitiason | @the-witch-matoya | @sxrtis | @izuniashield | @promptos-biceps | @culinarystrategist | @enviousking | @utprosiim | @bxstiarius | @commodorexaranea | @yunafied | @divinamxultionem | @galahdanblade | @morethanabarcode | @divintas | @featherdicks | @regalchocobo | @knightxalpha@fieryknowledge | @lunaliee | @nightfallprince & many more I’m sure. I just wanted to thank you guys for interacting with me, and giving me the time of day to write with me and talk with me even if not.

And last but not least, the people I’ve talked to maybe a few times, and I hope I get to know you guys better, and maybe write an RP or even just talk in chat.

@irisiae | @luxarcum | @greatswordgladio | @loqibesthia | @frigustek | @pxlsatiio | @sineatcr | @yivohn | @firstsxnner | @theplagueofstars | @croweoftheglaive | @outofmychair | @novilis | @tiiamate | @oathvowed | @liibertus | @crystallineglacian | @kissthecook | @astral-ignem-feram | @pierccr | @countignis | @pargentum | @inferniangod | @nyxoftheglaive | @oraclevowed | @gvntk | @betaprom-pom |

Dating Jackson Wang would include

• him staring at ur face for an uncomfortable amount of time
• and when u finally snap and tell him to stop staring he’ll compare you to the sun or some other cheesy shit and keep staring
• him trying on ur clothes for laughs
• but then one day u come home from work and u walk in ur room to find him in ur best skirt
• you smirk and tease him like “babe..whatcha doin there”
• and he’s literally shameless and says “did you say maxis or midis minimize curves? I can’t remember”
• him keeping you on your toes constantly
• no literally
• he’s too short to grab anything from the top cabinet
• help him
• you feelin him up all the damn time
• him being all shy like baabe~
• and when u stop he’s like …wow ok do u even love me
• you asking how his mom is doing and u end up holding a sobbing man for the next few hours
• surprising him with tickets to HK
• and holding his cry baby ass again
• you guys talk about anything and everything all the time
• one minute you’re talking about how much you love green tea and the next you’re both crying about life’s fragility and missing ur families
• him using his body to barricade you whenever any of the other members start to get too friendly for his liking
• the sex is crazy. Just sayin.
• you come out of the room after y'all tire out looking like a tornado whipped ur ass
• and Jackson follows u just to show off to the rest of the band like yes. It is I. The mAN. who is responsible for this, art,,,, you see in front of me.
• getting woken up at 2 am because your insomniac bf wants to get a bite to eat
• y'all joking about getting married tomorrow and u laugh and then give one another a serious look to let each other know u not actually joking
• always using his hats to cover up your bed head
• him putting you first so much to where it’s a little unhealthy
• and you try to take care of him just as much as he does you
• and him seeing you be so considerate just makes him *heart eyes*
• him being so cheap about everything until you mention in passing you really liked a certain item in a store
• and you find it on your night stand the next day
• the rest of got7 groaning at high volume whenever you two get all cheesy in front of them
• but they actually really happy that he found someone just as caring and crazy as himself
• so much fun. So much spontaneity. So much love

- Bee

it started when matt had first been recruited to the foxes. he was quieter and he listened, oh he really listened. 
slowly matt’s twitter wsa filled with quotes from his teammates, entertaining to his less than thirty followers, his top tweet being ‘ that’s fucking physics, fucking FUCK YOU PHYSICS ! - coach wymack ’ being one of the top tweets. when allison followed him, she joined in and over all these were some of the favourites collected:

‘ this team makes me want to gargle bleach ‘ - senior goalkeeper joey alaniz

‘ the eggos are on sale, this is the highlight of my entire school career ‘ - junior dealer chloe william

‘ suck my richard joey? ‘ ‘what the fuck has richard ever done to you? ‘ - jamie pax ( s dealer ) @ s goalkeeper joey alaniz 

in reply to @mattboyd ok, but matt,  who tf is richard

in reply to @allisonreyno1ds a good guy can’t you tell allison??

‘ if you get hit down, you sure as shit better get back up! i didn’t raise you to be quitters! ‘ -our loving captain, leo castro

‘ are you ok? u look like ur in pain’ ‘that’s just my face’ ‘oh’ - offensive dealer dan wilds @ the boyd, matt

‘ you guys ate all the fruit and like… i didn’t even know we had any? ’ - senior dealer james mcgregor 

in reply to @allisonreyno1ds but you need to remember, renee apologized and started to cut the guy up more fruit


and allison’s classic snag,

 ‘ guys can you email me the sizes you want for the new team sweaters? ‘
‘ what?? email?? ’
‘ electronic mail u fuck ‘ - coach + freshie backliner matt boyd

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I know I’m supposed to do it different, but I wanted to tag all of you guys in one spot. Also, wanted to say thank you to those who follow me! (tagging more than 5 :,)

Punish (Jimin Slight Smut)

“I dare you to prank call Professor Lee.”

You and your friends were playing little jokes on campus to humour yourselves. It was all fun and games until they got to you.

You dialed his number and unsuspectingly was the old man you were pranking. Your eyes widen as he made eye contact with you, immediately indicating for him that was getting pranked.

“Get back here, young lady!”

You took off, running and looking back to see him actually chasing you. You cut corners everywhere you could and you ran into a unlocked house.

Judging from the outside, it was a fraternity that lived there. You hesitate, not knowing what or who you could find in there but hiding from Professor Lee took priority.

You entered the house, feeling like Goldilocks entering the bears’ house. The high ceiling was complimented with a bright and grandeur chandelier.

The dual spiral staircase matched the marble tiles you were standing on and there was hardwood that seemed to stretch through the layout.

You ran upstairs and went into the closest room, luckily finishing it empty. You sat on the bed, really becoming Goldilocks. You laid down with your eyes closed, but you didn’t hear footsteps coming towards you.

You also didn’t know there was someone him until you heard a voice talking to you.

“What are you doing in my room, kitten? Are you lost?”

You sat up, opening your eyes to see a boy with wet hair staring at you. You had no idea of how to explain why you decided to enter this house without making a complete idiot of yourself.


“Can you not speak, kitten?”

“Can you not call me kitten, I don’t even know you.”

“You haven’t heard of me?” He moved closer to you, grabbing your wrist with one hand to make you stay and he looked at you.

It clicked, how could you not remember? It was Jimin, the guy your friends couldn’t shut up about when the topic of boys came up. It was the only time when you felt like a schoolgirl, gossiping about relationships and boys you all liked.


“That’s right, kitten. Now, tell me why I shouldn’t kick you out.”


“Is anyone here?”

Your answer was right at the door, so close to finding you out. Your eyes widen and he got his answer.

He told you to stay silent and left the room.

“Ah, Professor Lee. I didn’t know you would be here.”

“Oh, no Jimin. I was just looking for a young lady.”

“Aren’t we all?”

“Not in that context, Jimin. She was running away from me and I need to discipline her for her actions.”

“What did she do?”

“She tried to prank call me, a silly prank but have you seen her by any chance?”

“I think I saw a girl making a left around the corner a while, I think it might be her.”

“Thank you, Jimin.”

You hear footsteps take off and you thought you were saved.


He walked back into the room and you were thankful he didn’t sell you out.

“I want something in return, kitten.” He got very close to you,

“W-What is it?” He was close to you, his eyes not even focused on your eyes but elsewhere. Your own eyes flickered between his eyes and his lips before he pressed his lips against yours hastily.

You kissed back, succumbing to the feeling in the moment. You knew you were going to regret this later but you didn’t care.

He pulled away, already missing the feel of his lips and he lifted your chin, forcing you to look at him.

“I’m going to punish you, kitten.”

He pulled you up and sat down.

“Bend over my knee, kitten.”

You stood, not wanting to give into him too much. But he wasn’t going to let you off easy.

“You owe me. Now, bend over my knee while I’m still nice, kitten.”

You reluctantly complied and he lifted up your skirt.

“Your panties are so cute, kitten.”

He slid them down, just below your ass and massaged the cheeks, lightly grabbing them as well.

His hands smacked your left cheek first, making you moan out.

“Oh, you like that kitten?”


“Good, take your punishment and count it kitten.”





“M-Mmph..Five.” He pulled your panties and you stood up. He kissed you again, massaging your ass which was probably red from how hard he hit you.

“Did you learn your lesson, kitten?”

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Tagged by @antlers-inallofmy-decorating  and @withouthannah THANK U GUYS ILY


If you get tagged, answer the following questions. You don’t even have to be tagged to participate! As long as you’re part of the BATB/Disney fandom and want to do this, go ahead. You may choose to add a few questions of your own.· After you have answered all of the questions, tag 5 of your favorite blogs who have not done the Questions Tag yet. (Remember to include the rules and questions in case they don’t know how to do this.)· That’s literally all that there is to it! Have fun!

1) First Disney movie?

the early 2000s winnie the pooh movies. I was a hardcore winnie the pooh kid. But I watched a loooooot of Disney soon after. 

2) Favorite Disney movie (besides BATB or its remake)?

Mulan, Aladdin, Lion King, The Little Mermaid, Lilo and Stitch. don’t make me choose i love thema all

3) Favorite Disney princess (besides Princess Belle)?

Mulan, Tiana and Kida. (Atlantis is very unappreciated) (also yay poc)

4)Favorite non-princess Disney movie?



5) Non-Disney related fandom?

Oh boy. A lot. Let’s see, Marvel, DC, Harry Potter and MANY tv shows.  

6) Favorite Disney song?

Friend like Me,  Prince Ali, One Jump Ahead, I’ll make a man out of you, Poor Unfortunate Soul. Basically the Aladdin soundtrack

8) Favorite non-Disney movie?


(thank u luke evans for blessing us with dracula)

and possibly now, Beauty and the Beast 2017. 

9) One random fact about you:

My personality changes a lot when I talk about my crush. I get incredibly shy, my voice goes quieter and higher pitched, even when talking to my closest friends. Oh well. 

10) What’s your favorite moment from the BATB 2017 live-action and why?

Every. Scene. With. Le Fou. And. Gaston. 

also the entire Be Our Guest scene (and Lumiere’s low key dab)

11) Which character in BATB 2017 do you relate to the most?

Le Fou. Seriously. And Cogsworth cause he’s all like ‘fite me’ behind their backs and then shits himself when confronted. 

12)Finally, who are you tagging?

I tag 






don’t know if you guys have done this but anyway 

anonymous asked:

Hello im 23 and trying to get diagnosed for ADD/ADHD (inattentive type). I was diagnosed as a kid and put on ritalin but it made me a complete zombie (and i remember it making me feel nauseas) and so i got taken off it and 'undiagnosed'. I never thought much of it, however all throughout highschool I struggled to do homework even though I knew it was super important and i knew when my mom told me i was smart and would do well if i just APPLY myself. But I didn't until it was like, (1/?)

“YOU’RE GUNNA FAIL HIGHSCHOOL” bad. Think I got just shy of 2.0 GPA and I kinda chalked it up to other things (depression, the fact i was trying to go to art school so grades didn’t matter), but thing is i really like being smart and validated so knowing I was doing bad was hard on me. Even in college when I was “trying” harder, I would have to turn off distractions. Block apps on my phone, turn off TV and STILL I’d struggle with reading the same chapter for 2 hours bc it wouldn’t register

I’ve been questioning having ADHD for like a year now and on one hand a lot of it makes so much sense and I’m thinking mayve even my depression has stemmed from it, but I am scared that I’m just making it all up in my head too. I get distracted so easily, i focus on the wrong things, I doodle when im supposed to be doing important stuff (unless it’s a super structured step by step task), i often completely forget important tasks unless it’s life or death and i always think

“later, later, i can do it later”, I’m impulsive and want instant gratification, have to makes lists upon lists or I’ll just not do shit, needing to talk myself through tasks too and I swear if I do have ADHD I’m gunna be so pissed that they diagnosed me with it over a decade ago and changed their mind when I could have been getting help all this time. I dunno, I’m not sure what the purpose of this ask was, I just saw everyone sharing their stories and I guess I wanted to share mine too.

Thank you for reaching out to me regarding your struggles. It definitely sounds like you are ADHD-PI (what used to be known as ADD). Your doctors don’t sound like they did what they were supposed to. Trying one medication and having it not work well doesn’t mean that you don’t have ADHD. It means that they need to find a new medication, try a different dosage, or discuss other options with you and your parents. 

When Ritalin gave my brother anxiety and made him lose a fuckton of weight, they didn’t go “well obviously he doesn’t have ADHD, Ritalin isn’t helping him.” They tried him on different medications until they found ones that worked well for him (which ended up being two doses of Concerta, as well as one intuniv everyday.) 

If you can, find an ADHD specialist or even just your regular doctor and discuss the diagnosis you received as a child, as well as your struggles since then. More than likely, they will “reinstate” your diagnosis so to speak, and start you on different medication trials (if that is something you wish to pursue).

Regardless, I wish you the best luck in the world - being diagnosed (or rediagnosed, in your case) as an adult isn’t the simplest task to complete. But I believe in you! And I hope to hear from you again when things start to get sorted out. :)

sterek  asked:

Top 5 underrated sterek moments :)


1. “why do you care?”

and this doesn’t even have derek in the scene, but it always gets me. WHY DO U CARE STILES?

And he seriously goes on to give the thinnest excuse, I think, because Stiles was asking “what was he like?” like “tell me about Derek and how he used to be, JUST TELL ME ABOUT DEREK MMKAY,  TELL ME ALL U KNOW” 

And then he’s all “all the alphas/bad guys seem to be after him” yes, true, but they’re mainly after Scott - does Stiles know this at this point? I can’t remember. But anyway, what will knowing about Derek’s past help with that?? (And how could Stiles possibly know that Deucalion and Ennis and stuff have been to Beacon Hills before and Derek kinda came across them I MEAN??) “and everyone’s being killed” stuff like that, yes, but still how will knowing about when Derek was 15 help you guys defeat the alphas???

And really, if anyone should be there asking about Derek, shouldn’t it be Scott? Why would Stiles go there? At least, why would he go there alone? YA know???


after Scott says it’s Derek that’s been doing all the killing. Stiles look pissed and shocked that Scott would do that to Derek. IT GIVES ME FEELS. 

3. then this LOOk in the previous ep 

Stiles being all “seriously bb? really?” and Derek being all “what? Why do u look mad at me? bb??” 

Like Stiles is judging u SO HARD DEREK and Derek’s all “what???” 

4. spent the last two days looking for Stiles

OKAY LIkE, Derek has dark circles under his eyes, his got bags under his eyes, where usually his under eyes look perfect. He’s spent the last two days looking for Stiles nON-STOP. He, a werewolf as well, is so tired that he has very noticeable circles, dark circles under his eyes. 

And Derek strikes me as a person who doesn’t get a lot of sleep in the first place, so for him to look like that??? I imagine he didn’t get any sleep at allll, or maybe an hour at most - like a couple power naps adding up to an hour, maybe.

He didn’t sleep so he could look for Stiles. And this moment just shows how much Derek cares. I don’t remember seeing anyone else look so tired and looking for Stiles for two days straight. I MEAN. SERIOUSLy. 



“would you feel bad………..having to put Stiles down?” or something along these lines, is the line.

Derek gives this GREAT BIG PAUSE, and we see him swallow heavily, we visibly see him have to gather himself to get the fucking words out, like it’s horrible to just think the words, but having to say them???

WHEN had Derek ever hesitated in the past in having to “put down” the bad guy? Yes, he didn’t try to kill Jennifer or Deucalion - which shows his growth - and Derek isn’t a killer, doesn’t want to be a killer at this point. BUT NEVER, did he ever have THIS kind of reaction at the thought of them, or anyone else having to die.

AND DEREK KNOWS, he knows that if all else fails, the only outcome to killing the nogitsune is killed Stiles too, AND THAT THOUGHT VISIBLY AFFECTS HIM. IT TERRIFIES HIM. And he asks Chris this, because Derek isn’t thinking about having to do it himself. HE WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO. EVEN THOUGH THE THING POSSESSING STILES ISN’T STILES….BURRIED UNDER THERE IS STILL STILES, AND THAT JUST…DEREK CAN’T BEAR THE THOUGHT.

Derek has been willing to do what was necessary, in the end, if they have to - which seemed more and more likely as time went on with the nogitsune - but this one sentence, and the way he says it, and the LOOK on his face, the catch in his breath, the hard swallow, ALL OF IT, shows how Derek wouldn’t have been able to do what was necessary, if they had had to kill Stiles in order to kill the nogitsune. 



“Are you single, volleyball player man?”

OK BUT DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THIS? Was there even a slight chance that I would not turn this into a haikyuu headcanon?? Ennoshita is a closet 1D fan and Ennoshita loves Niall. He’s tryna stay hidden but Harry ain’t having that. Literally why am I allowed on the internet.

anonymous asked:

Rich, um... did I do anything weird on the 20th? I fell asleep from what I can remember around like... 6 pm while I was down there with you guys, but did I... do anything in my sleep? I don't even know WHY I fell asleep, maybe my squip did something to me... hope I didn't do anything embarrassing. - Jeremy

You licked whipped cream off Michael’s lower stomach, u little shit

anonymous asked:

what houses would you sort bangtan in?

HONESTLY I saw a post a while back (that you can find here) that had the boys all sorted into the various houses already and I agree with them for the most part (which is what inspired me to write Amortentia).

For Slytherin, I really do think Jungkook and Yoongi would fit the best. Idk if everyone still has that preconceived notion that all Slytherins are bad because of the house they’re in and because of a few past evil wizards that came from there but let’s not forget that Slytherins are ambitious, cunning, and resourceful. Not that the rest of the boys aren’t ambitious or resourceful but I feel as if Yoongi and Jungkook stand out the most for it. Yoongi’s constantly working hard on making new music and writing lyrics for us and he will often skip sleep to finish his work. Yoongi wants to succeed and he’s set on making sure he gives us his best (and let’s not even talk about that one time he (and Taehyung) fainted before their shows in Kobe and Yoongi was so devastated over that because he felt as if he had let people down). Jungkook’s certainly ambitious too, but also very resourceful. He’s quick to pick up on things and reciprocate them, hence why he’s called the Golden Maknae, and he’s pretty clever and creative/ingenious with the things he comes up with (and they’re both not afraid to cheat to get their way sometimes).

Originally posted by rapmonsexpensivegirl

For Ravenclaw, do I really even need to say who I think should be in this house because it just seems pretty obvious BUT, yes, Namjoon! A Ravenclaws traits are intelligence, knowledge, and wit. Namjoon’s so smart and this isn’t even a surprise - it would just feel wrong to not put him in Ravenclaw. For starters, we can look to all the posts Namjoon makes that get so deep and philosophical that he makes me start to question my own existence (do u guys remember that one time he talked about dust and it was literally so beautiful, I just asdfalkgj). He taught himself English and learning a new language (especially at an older age) is hard as is but English??? English grammar has so many rules and proper sentence structures and it’s hard, dude, but he did it. Ravenclaws are also curious and I think Namjoon is too, which fuels his need to learn more!

Originally posted by forjimin

For Hufflepuff, I really think Seokjin would fit in, as well as Hoseok. A Hufflepuff’s traits are hard working, dedicated, patient, loyal, and value fair play, meaning they are very group oriented and value friendship and family. I don’t know about you but all of it screams Hoseok and Seokjin. Let’s start with Hoseok who should be the damn Golden Hyung if Jungkook is the Golden Maknae. Like damn that boy can do everything under the sun and he’s just perfect but that’s because he’s hard working and dedicated. So is Seokjin, because we all know how much he struggles with the harder moves in their choreos but he still does it and he nails it each time and is constantly trying to improve himself. And his voice??? Beyond amazing, okay, you guys. The two of them work so damn hard and I just asdghjlk but let’s not forget that they are probably the most patient when it comes to the rest of the boys, ESPECIALLY the devils that are the maknae line. Mama Seokjin is always looking out for his boys and Hoseok is constantly poking fun at them and fooling around with them (and the rest of the members).

Originally posted by yoongiggles

Honestly, I wasn’t so sure if I agreed with putting Jimin and Taehyung into Gryffindor but, over time, it’s starting to make sense. They both do have Hufflepuff worthy traits but Gryffindor is where it’s at - and can you imagine the two of them being like the Weasley twins?? Vmin is literal friendship goals and all I can imagine is them running around Hogwarts, pulling pranks, and fooling around, and still being literal heartthrobs. Gryffindors are brave, daring, chivalrous, and have a lot of nerve. I found this on a site but I think it works well for Taehyung and Jimin. It said that Gryffindors are “fiery, and defined by a desire for glory. They want to be remembered for great adventures, and are the most likely to leap before they look. They’re the first to charge into a situation, the first to defend their friends. They prefer to deal with a situation directly, even if it means a fight - and they want that fight to be a fair one. They care enough about justice to get into a fight, even if that fight involves an argument with a friend.” All I see is Jimin and Taehyung. Jimin is such a sweetheart, you guys, this isn’t a secret. He cares so damn much about the rest of the boys and about the fans and he’s always the first one to comfort others or the first one that the boys go to for comfort. Vmin are both fiery little beans and are strongly passionate about what they do and I feel like they both want to be remembered for their great achievements and what not (but who doesn’t?) Some people say Taehyung can be oblivious to certain things (which could explain the whole “leap before they look” thing) but he’s also smart in his own way and creative in a sense that he’s his own individual person, someone hard to replicate. He stands his own ground and he isn’t afraid to be who he is (which screams bravery to me u guys cause there’s no harder task than trying to be yourself but succumbing to peer pressure and what not) and Gryffindors pride themselves on being individualistic. 

Originally posted by jimins-bootae

Ofc this is just my opinion, but what do you guys think? :)