do this as often as possible

A Handy Dandy Guide on How to NOT Empower Your Local Glitch Demon and Possibly Incite Another Murder (And/Or Mass Community Arson)


Spreading his name around only gives him power, and I’m sure you don’t want that do you? Glitch Demon’s actions are often messy and require several spoonfuls of vanish to get the stain out of your carpet.


Glitch Demons are commonly known for being possessive over their power source. Anyone who comes in the way of that might be a new target, and I’m sure that whoever is being drawn by you will not appreciate having their throat slit.


Then you can smugly smile to yourself as you see those very people burn for their actions later down the line. I mean, sure, you’ll be burning, but you’ll be burning with a clear conscience.

This has been a PSA from the Concerned Anti Theorists Organisation. If there are any problems with you and YOUR local glitch demon, please switch off all electronics and pray for mercy. Ask box is always open for troubleshooting.

anonymous asked:

Hey! Any chance Taylor's team planted the Buzzfeed article that is questioning the timeline for Gorgeous? Or do they have to go through her team's approval to be published? Thank you :)

Hey :)

well, i don’t think Tay’s team did this, considering they’re doing everything they can in the opposite direction, to make Gorgeous look like it’s about Joe (i’ve seen another TMZ article and a few other stuff since last night….)  They don’t have to go through Tree’s approval to post anything, unless Tree’s team gave them the ok to go to post this (which is also possible: maybe not on this one, but about ones in the past: the whole hot/cold stuff…)…

Buzzfeed is one of the very few cocky tabloids ;) they have a good following on twitter (more than 6 millions) and they often post about “conspiracy theories” from tumblr, about many celebs (they have people who spend time on tumblr apparently ;)…

They’ve been posting about Kaylor related stuff for a few years now, one article was inspired from one of @kaydar ‘s posts back then (sorry i don’t remember what it was about, but i guess about an analysis of a song or music video)..Then they stroke again recently, with posting an article showing a reblog from here (with @taytaysbeard & @verytamenow ‘s avatars and URLs (lol) , and now this ???

Clearly guys working at buzzfeed have been reading Kaylor blogs for a while now ;)

Do you ever like..see people and/or hear voices (in cartoons etc.) and go “Oh no! They sound/look SO HANDSOME and attractive and I can’t handle it!! Visual attraction at a high point!”

Someone: “So you want to sleep with them?”


anonymous asked:

how often do u think sasuke gets the sakussy

Since the man doesn’t have to be on that long ass mission any more, I’d except it to happen as much as possible yuh.




Random thoughts Slytherins have

• Is it acceptable to say gucci and fam in the same sentence?

• I’m gonna be the most aesthetic

• actually, fuck that

• I just want to go home

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

• I’m just gonna pretend that didn’t happen

• ew look at that person over there… breathing like a bitch

• I’m too tired for this

• I’m gonna shove a cactus up your ass

• Google that shit

• Is it possible to get high off crispy onions?

• fuck this

• Maybe if I say ‘fuck me’ more often when I do something wrong, someone will say ‘I’m trying’

• Why are people so stupid sometimes?

• I’m back bitches, missed me?

• how come no one ever misses me

• you’re all gonna be sorry when I’m richer than you


• I hate hugs

• If I don’t get a hug in the next two minutes I’m literally going to start crying

• wHy Am I cRyInG

• fuck this, fuck you, fuck that, fuck me

• Your rules don’t apply to me

shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

• I like being alone

• I hate being alone

• If you tell me what to do one more time I swear I will slap a bitch

• Well fuck me up and call me Florida

1. Think about what you love and do your best to incorporate those things into your daily life.

2. Think about who you love and who loves you and bask in the presence of each other as often as possible. This life is much too short to give energy to toxic environments and negative people.

3. Communication is key. Do your best to express your concerns or feelings whenever possible and appropriate. Listening is just as important, for it may help you process your own emotions/needs as well as understanding theirs.

4. Pour your heart into your craft, whatever it may be. And find the time to indulge in it as much as possible. You know, do what makes you happy. Often times this can be a means of helping others, in which we gain satisfaction vicariously.

5. Take care of your body, physical health is just as important. Eat all the food you love in moderation. Take walks, swim, ride bike. There are many forms of exercise you may find enjoyable.

6. Remember that tomorrow is another day, a fresh start. You can always try, again.

7. Remember that you are just as intelligent, just as beautiful, and just as deserving.

8. Allow yourself the time to heal, allow yourself whatever amount of time that may be.

9. Discover new artists, new music, individual’s with concepts you can relate to. Drown in what moves you.

10. Don’t be afraid to try something new and exciting, for new experiences may lead to a new found happiness in the most unexpected places, for the most unexpected things.

—  N.M. Sanchez writing prompt #64: 10 tidbits that may help to better your mental health.
Random Questions For LGBT Ladies #LGBTask

Below are some questions pertaining to LGBT+ women, conveniently categorized. Have others send you random numbers (there’s 130 of them), or simply answer them yourself. Please reblog!

1. How do you define your sexuality?
2. What pronouns do you use to identify yourself?
3. At what age did you first suspect that you are sexually attracted to other girls?
4. At what age did you come to terms with your sexuality?
5. Did you have an “aha I like girls” moment or was it more of a gradual realization?
6. How did your sexuality make you feel before you came out?
7. How did you become comfortable with your sexuality?
8. At what age did you first come out?
9. Who was the first person you came out to? How did they take it?
10. Do your parents know about your sexuality?
11. How out are you?
12. Do you now identify as something different than when you first came out?
13. Was anyone surprised when you came out or did people seem to already know?
14. Has coming out lost you any friends?
15. How soon after meeting someone do you usually tell them about your sexuality?
16. How difficult do you find it to sympathize with straight women?
17. Have you ever wished you were completely straight?
18. Agree or disagree: Everyone is at least a little bit gay.
19. If you are not a lesbian, about what percentage of the time do you find yourself attracted to other girls?
20. Do you think it is possible to be a true 50/50 bisexual, or is the percentage always skewed towards one gender?
21. How often do you find yourself trying to sneak a peek or stare at a cute girl?
22. How accurate is your gaydar?

23. What is your current relationship status?
24. What is the longest relationship you’ve been in? Are you still with that person?
25. Do you remember anything about the first time you kissed another girl?
26. Are you a virgin? If not, what gender did you lose your virginity to?
27. What is your ideal first date?
28. What personality trait are you most attracted to?
29. How flirty are you?
30. Would you ever want to get married, if not already?
31 Do you want have children someday?
32. Would you ever want to give birth?
33. How often are you asked if you have a boyfriend?
34. Have you ever liked or dated a girl with the same name as you?
35. Have you ever been on your period the same time as a girlfriend?
36. Have you and a girlfriend ever been mistaken for sisters?
37. Have you ever been in a long distance relationship?
38. Have you ever dated a guy?
39. Has a girl ever dumped you for a guy? Have you?
40. Has another girl ever hit on you?
41. Have you ever had a crush on a straight girl?
42. Have you ever had a crush on a woman who’s significantly older than you?
43. Would you ever date a trans woman?
44. Have you ever had a profile on a LGBT dating website or app?
45. Where do you think is the best place to meet a potential lover?
46. Do you consider yourself a hopeless romantic?

47. Have you ever cut your hair super short? If not, would you ever want to?
48. Is your nose pierced?
49. What is your opinion on septum/bull nose piercings?
50. Do you have any tattoos? If so, of what and where?
51. How muscular are you?
52. Are you or have you ever been a tomboy?
53. Have you ever been told that you don’t look gay, or that you’re too pretty to be gay?
54. Have you ever been mistaken as a dude?

55. Do you wear skirts and dresses? If so, how often?
56. Do you wear high heels? If so, how often?
57. How much jewelry do you typically wear?
58. How much makeup do you typically wear?
59. How often do you wear a bra?
60. How often do you wear flannel?
61. Have you ever worn a suit?
62. Do you wear any shoes such as combat boots, Doc Martins or Timberlands?
63. Do you carry a purse?
64. Do you wear any hats such as snapbacks or beanies?
65. Have you ever worn any men’s clothing?
66. Have you ever dressed in complete drag?
67. Have you ever shared clothes with a girlfriend?
68. If you want to get married, do you think you will wear a dress?

69. Who is your favorite LGBT celebrity?
70. Have you ever watched The L Word?
71. Have you ever watched Will & Grace?
72. Have you ever watched RuPaul’s Drag Race?
73. How well do you feel LGBT women are portrayed on television?
74. Do you listen to any LGBT musicians (i.e. Tegan & Sara, Melissa Etheridge, Chely Wright, Elton John, Sam smith, George Michael, Adam Lambert)?
75. Do you watch any LGBT YouTubers?
76. Do you have a favorite LGBT themed movie?
77. Do you have a favorite LGBT themed blog or website?
78. Do you read any LGBT magazines?
79. Have you read any LGBT themed literature? If so, do you have any recommendations?
80. Is there such a thing as “good” lesbian porn?

81. Boobs or butts?
82. Beer or wine?
83. Ellen or Portia?

84. How much do you like cats?
85. Have you ever been to a gay bar or a gay club?
86. How many LGBT friends do you have?
87. Do you have any LGBT relatives?
88. Have you ever used any words (or variations of) such as lesbian, queer, gay, or homosexual as a password?
89. How outdoorsy are you?
90. Have you ever driven an SUV, Jeep, or pickup truck?
91. How many rainbow items do you own?
92. Have you ever celebrated National Coming Out Day (Oct. 11)?
93. Have you ever participated in the National Day of Silence?
94. Have you ever attended a GSA (Gay Straight Alliance) type of club?
95. Have you ever attended a PFLAG (Parents & Friends of Lesbians and Gays) meeting?
96. Have you ever attended a gay or lesbian wedding?
97. Have you ever been part of a softball team?
98. Do you skateboard or longboard at all?
99. Do you play any video games?

100. Muscular women?
101. Women who wear glasses?
102. Women who are covered with tattoos?
103. Women who are covered with piercings?
104. Curvy/plus-sized women?
105. Women with short hair?
106. Highly intelligent women?
107. Tall women (i.e. around 1.83 meters/6 feet or taller)?
108. Masculine/butch women?

109. What does equality mean to you?

110. Do you consider yourself a feminist?
111. Do you eat meat at all?
112. Are you religious at all?
113. Did you vote for Hillary Clinton?
114. How do you feel when platonic female friends refer to each other as girlfriends?
115. How do you feel when people use the word gay to mean things such as stupid, dumb, boring, or idiotic?
116. Are you comfortable with terms such as lezzie, lesbo, dyke, homo, or tranny?
117. What are your views on gender identity and bathroom use?
118. Do you have any opinions on LGBT people in the military?
119. Have you ever been called a gay slur?
120. Have you ever been queer bashed?
121. Have you ever been discriminated against because of your sexuality or gender identity? If so, please explain.
122. Does it really get better?
123. How did you feel on June 26, 2015?
124. How accepting of LGBT people is the city/community you live in?
125. Have you ever tried to “pray the gay away”?
126. How annoyed are you with how heteronormative society is?
127. What LGBT stereotype do you most disagree with?
128. Is there anything about the LGBT community that you wish you knew before coming out?
129. What advice would you give to a girl who is struggling to figure out her sexuality?
130. What advice would you give to a girl who is struggling to come out?

listen i just want to address something, i’ll try to keep it short and sweet

shipping things to cope with your own trauma? that’s fine. it’s okay!! it’s understandable, i hope things get better for you

don’t do it in fandom spaces

fandoms more often then not are audiences of 12-14 year olds. creating and posting ship art of abusive/incestuous/etc ships and posting it in public fandom tags where children can see them is not okay. cope shipping should be kept private and talked about in private, controlled spaces, like a group chat or even just between two people. not in fandom spaces. full of children.

don’t put your cope art in front of children and possible fellow victims that could be triggered by it

thank you

Moon Phase Meanings

This is what the moon phases mean to me!

New Moon

It’s a time for new begginings, cleanse your soul, altar, life, whatever may be holding grudges or negative energy. Gather your thoughts and plan for this cycle.

Waxing Cresent Moon

This is the time i would normally set intentions for this cycle, what are my next months plans? what am I planning on doing with school/work/events ect. Set daily goals and desires.

First Quarter Moon

Take action, don’t fall back in school work, keep up the excercise routine, when facing obsticles, don’t give in. Use all your will power and strength to push through tough times.

Waxing Gibbous Moon

Observe the earth, your surroundings. Take walks, go swimming, light some candles, do some gardening, dry some flowers, go for hikes. This is a time to connect back with nature and align yourself.

Full Moon

A time to put plans into action, accomplish what you can, keep goals within reach but push yourself to do better. Harvest intentions and wishes of previous moons.

Waning Gibbous Moon

Be grateful, reflect and extend. Be grateful you have made it this far in your journey, reflect on your goals, what have you achieved? Extend in your learning and goals.

Third Quarter Moon

Release and let go, let go of negative emotions, stop holding grudges and release happy emotions, positive energies. This means stop hating your friend because they didnt invite you to something, tell them you forgive them is they are sorry, and dont hold it against them.

Waning Cresent Moon

Surrender, this is a time of rest and recouperation. Sleep as often as possible, don’t do too much physical activity. Don’t push yourself, just calm down and rest.

anonymous asked:

Hey Ria, in terms of deep, dark secrets, could you possibly tell us how you'd interpret the boys' Chiron asteroid (if you're versed in that) and how to best handle them with care? Please and thank you!

of course i can do that! chiron is a powerful asteroid that represents our “wounds” and insecurities, often due to childhood trauma and just bad experience in general. whatever house and signs it lies in reveals things that we feel aren’t good enough, or cause constant pain throughout life. it’s also associated with healing. once we heal our chiron wounds, we can help others who felt the same

anyways let’s look at the tea on bts:

jin - leo chiron in the sixth house

  • leo is the sign of the spotlight and center stage
  • he feels that his talents are constantly overlooked and unappreciated, especially in his work (6th house)
  • is constantly pushed to the back which causes him to doubt his self worth and abilities
  • “chiron in leo needs to find a way to touch their inner child and reawaken their creativity” 
  • and i think he’s been doing that really well recently! he’s transformed a lot from the reserved, quiet guy he once was 

Originally posted by bwiseoks

yoongi - leo chiron in the 5th house

  • just like jin, a feeling of not being in the spotlight
  • (interesting that they both have leo chirons and are in a group that was disregarded heavily when they first debuted)
  • as a child, parental figures rejected his creative expression (5th house = creativity, music) 
  • had to learn that it’s okay to be expressive, different, and not have to conform to others
  • can be a great role model to suppressed youth once he overcomes this

Originally posted by apgujeon

hoseok - virgo chiron in the 5th house

  • another chiron in the 5th, suppressed creative expression in childhood
  • virgo chiron is a big indicator of a perfectionist. 
  • can lead to compulsive behaviors
  • struggles with anxiety, pressure, and stress
  • never feels good enough, especially in areas dealing with music and dance
  • needs to learn to accept imperfection, that it’s ok to not be perfect

Originally posted by jaayhope

namjoon - virgo chiron in the 10th house

  • another virgo chiron: a perfection, quite hard on himself
  • now with the 10th house, wounds and trauma come from his career, reputation, public image, and maybe the father
  • public rejection or humiliation has a long lasting effect on him
  • father may have rejected him or was overly strict or critical. never was good enough in his eyes
  • struggled with finding courage to follow his dreams, but once he did he became a prominent public figure who used his influence to help others find their place in the world

Originally posted by rapmini

jimin - libra chiron in the 4th house

  • chiron in the 4th can mean many things but usually manifests in trauma related to the home, family, and youth
  • may have felt that he didn’t belong anywhere when he was younger
  • unstable home, parents are emotionally or physically absent 
  • this can lead to him relying on others to provide a sense of security
  • libra chiron: trauma in relationships and love. may have experienced unrequited love, feels constantly betrayed and disappointed by others 
  • this can create someone who seeks approval from others throughout life and is willing to sacrifice his happiness in order to gain it
  • but he’s graced with an amazing ability to provide for others and give people that feeling of acceptance he never felt

Originally posted by jeonyween

taehyung - libra chiron in the 10th house

  • you can kinda combine namjoon’s (10th house) and jimin’s (libra)
  • for him i think it manifested through feeling rejected by peers and society
  • i believe he mentioned being bullied or made fun of in school
  • however once he feels that he has gotten the recognition and level of success he’s dreamt of, he feels content

Originally posted by rapmini

jungkook - libra/scorpio chiron in the 1st house

  • his chiron is 29 degrees in libra so it’s right on that libra-scorpio cusp so i’ll look at both 
  • wounds and fear relating to love (libra) and sex (scorpio)
  • many failed relationships, depending too much on others 
  • feeling powerless, scared of being taken advantage of
  • chiron in the 1st is quite a tricky placement 
  • can be an indication of self hate and insecurity
  • highly critical of his appearance. trouble expressing himself
  • self acceptance is a big journey 

Originally posted by nochuie

to anyone who lives in the uk or anywhere in europe and didnt go to the first secret session, please have hope that there well and truly could be more where that came from, and that either way, there is still tumblr and insta to reach out to t for the time being, and we will have the world tour to come. please never lose hope, for the best things come unexpected.

to anyone who lives in a country that t has never visited/toured, please never lose faith in her ability to swap things up this era and to reach out to as many of you as possible. also remember we have tumblr and insta and the new app to utilise. she’ll do everything in her power to meet as many of you as she possibly can.

to my fellow aussies, please keep the positive vibes going for an event to be made here, but also try to not get your hopes up as we probably did last time haha. we’re so lucky to have her come here so often, and to have her even take a holiday here last year (!!!!) we are very grateful to have her tour here every single time, and i’m so incredibly excited to go to a few shows this time!

and finally to anyone who constantly doubts meeting taylor, she’s just proven that she may never touch a single thing of yours but can know everything about you. we truly will never know just how much she knows and how many people she keeps up with, but what we DO know is that she cares more about us than anything in the world, and it’s us who have gotten her to where she is today. so please always keep the faith - after all, she’s always 2 steps ahead of the game :)


5 things I’ve learned since I started college: 

1. You will eat so many granola bars. Do yourself a favor and always keep two in your bag in case you can’t stop by the dining hall/buy food. 

2. Never, ever, ever go anywhere without your water bottle. Fun dinner with a club? Still bring it, 99% of colleges have a lot of walking and you never know when you’ll need a drink of water. Get in the habit and you will thank yourself either. 

3. If you’re living on campus, just try trust me a pack like…a lot of underwear (a lot!!) because this will be the thing that saves you from having to do laundry often. 

4. A few weeks in there is a plague that goes around campus and it’s hard not to get caught by it. Stock up on medicines like tylenol, cough medicne, etc as well as cough drops beforehand (especially if you live on campus). Also if you live on campus, it may be wise to pack Pepto Bismal or something similar, the college diet may be very different than how you’re used to eating and it’s better to be safe than sorry. 

5. There is no harm in doing a little bit of homework at a time. Just because you only have 30 minutes to work and can’t finish an assignment in that time doesn’t mean you should wait to do it. Often times, things and events come up and so it’s best to work on homework whenever possible even if it’s just a little bit. 

Bonus one: A lot of times people tell you that if you work hard in high school, college will be a breeze. And although it may be true for some people, it’s definitely not true for everyone. College will be hard. There will be hard classes. There will be times when you feel like the dumbest person in the room. Please. Please. Please. Ask for help. Another person’s success and another person’s intelligence does not diminish yours.  

How not to get bored while studying:

1. Take Breaks

This might seem like an obvious one but it’s often forgotten about. Second-level students should study for 45 minutes (which is the length of our concentration span) and then take a 5-15 minute break. Whether you go to get a quick cup of tee or go for a walk - it works. Returning to work is easy and you take in more information.

2. Switch Subjects Every Hour

If you have a LOT to do for, let’s say, history then do as much as you possibly can for an hour (with breaks) and then switch subjects and study something different. As a result, when you return to your history, it will be easier and seem more manageable.

3. Set goals before hand.

Before you start, I think that it’s easier to set out some goals. For instance, if you have 5 subjects that you have to do - create a plan. Set a goal that you will finish your Maths homework in 20 minutes, or your English essay in 40 minutes. Set a timer on your phone and if you go over the allocated time try to finish up quickly. That way, you will complete your homework more quickly, and be more organised & focused.

4. Switch study techniques.

By using different study techniques, you keep your brain on edge and interested. By using fresh and new methods, you will increase the amount of information you absorb and not dread studying.

anonymous asked:

Is it possible I'm now biases against all white dudes because of Donald Trump? Why do I feel like they are often the biggest perpetrators of discrimination?

Not everyone has the “power” to discriminate. Some people may have biases against others, but they have no power, so in the end there is no impact. That’s why the term “reverse racism” is so problematic. Minorities in this country tend to have less power at work, in politics, etc. Someone like Donald Trump has a lot of power. White men tend to have a lot of power. They hire and fire people. They make choices about laws that impact all our lives. They make decisions about loans and mortgages and who gets what kind of medical treatment. So in some ways, your feelings are justified. Of course, anyone with power can act in a discriminatory way.


- David Suchet on Poirot’s enduring qualities, ABC Q&A panel, 28 July 2014

do dan and phil tweet off of each other’s accounts?

Ever wonder why sometimes Dan and Phil are able to reply to multiple tweets only a few seconds after replying to the previous tweet?

(This theory is that they both reply and tweet off of each other’s accounts from time to time. 
I’ve wanted to write this out for such a long time, but I never really had the time or motivation.)

We all are aware that Dan and Phil most definitely have each other’s passwords for everything. 
Take for example when for the entire Pokemon Go video filmed in Hong Kong, Dan uses Phil’s phone to film the entire video, while he plays Pokemon Go on his own phone. 

(Dan is holding Phil’s phone in this shot!)

Another example of this is in one of Dan’s more recent liveshows (2:19) where he does the liveshow on his own laptop, but has Phil’s laptop to the side with him. 

(We know that’s Phil’s laptop next to him because the liveshow is being done on his own laptop)

Personally, I think the main reason they do this is so that they can answer more replies in a shorter amount of time. If they’re both logged onto either account, they both can reply to 2-4 people, giving a total of 4-8 replies, if any at all. 

But I’m sure that they often just do it because they can. 

“But that doesn’t mean this has happened recently…”
You’re right, it doesn’t; but, it means that this is definitely a possibility. 

“Do we have any proof that it could have happened recently?”
Yes and no.
You can take any example I give you and be able to say “that doesn’t mean anything!!” and so there’s no real point in listing a bunch. 
But, here’s a few possibilities:

compare these two pictures,

Notice anything? Dan capitalized the first letter in the first tweet, but not in the second. If you look at any video tweets Dan makes, he always keeps everything lowercase. 

“Does that mean Phil posted the first one?”
Of course, there’s other possibilities as to what happened and why it is uppercased, so we really can’t say for sure.

“But almost all of Dan’s replies are lowercased??”
All that means is that Phil is a lot better at paying attention while typing than Dan is. 
Assuming Phil has the “uppercase the first word in every sentence” option turned on, these tweets should have all been uppercased!! :

In addition to them not being uppercased, they do look significantly different from the other tweets posted. 
The ones lowercased also contain no other signs of punctuation other than the ?? in the first tweet. In my opinion, the lowercased tweets look far more like ones tweeted by Dan rather than Phil. 

“But what’s the real significance if they do tweet off of each other’s accounts?”
There is none, other than the fact that I just find it really cute that they enjoy doing it or do it to help each other. 
They clearly have so much trust in each other and I think it’s really nice :)

Thanks for reading!!
Ask if you have any questions. 
If the ask is not submitted today it probably will not be answered until the weekend, as I am usually very busy during the week. 
(if I have time during the week I will try to answer it, though!!)
If you do submit any asks about anything, this is what will usually happen from now on, thanks for understanding!!