A Handy Dandy Guide on How to NOT Empower Your Local Glitch Demon and Possibly Incite Another Murder (And/Or Mass Community Arson)
STEP ONE: DO NOT DRAW HIM
Spreading his name around only gives him power, and I’m sure you don’t want that do you? Glitch Demon’s actions are often messy and require several spoonfuls of vanish to get the stain out of your carpet.
STEP TWO: DO NOT DRAW ANYONE ELSE
Glitch Demons are commonly known for being possessive over their power source. Anyone who comes in the way of that might be a new target, and I’m sure that whoever is being drawn by you will not appreciate having their throat slit.
STEP THREE: REALISE YOU CAN’T DRAW ANYTHING AND THE ONLY OPTION IS TO WATCH AS THE FANDOM DOES IT ANYWAY.
Then you can smugly smile to yourself as you see those very people burn for their actions later down the line. I mean, sure, you’ll be burning, but you’ll be burning with a clear conscience.
This has been a PSA from the Concerned Anti Theorists Organisation. If there are any problems with you and YOUR local glitch demon, please switch off all electronics and pray for mercy. Ask box is always open for troubleshooting.