do things for fun

ticci-toby-25  asked:

Hey Tim! Fetuchini Fetuchini your dick is now Linguine! I’m sorry (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`) forgive me.

You know, I started this blog for fun. I thought it would be a nice way to practice my art, and provide content for my favorite ship. It was supposed to be nice and simple, but noooooooo. I have to put up with stuff like this. My sides hurt from laughing too much. How dare you bring me pain when I have clearly done NOTHING wrong.

I’m trying to book buses for my whirlwind trip to Montreal for Sarah Rees Brennan’s book talk. I can’t decide if I should get on a early bus and just chill in Montreal by myself for 5 hours, or take a slightly later bus and maybe feel a little rushed to get to a bookstore in an unfamiliar city where everyone speaks French.

Either way, my bus home doesn’t leave until midnight and doesn’t get in to Toronto until noon the next day because there’s a stop over in Ottawa from 2:30-7AM lmao.

20 questions! Answer 20 questions, then tag 20 bloggers that you want to get to know better. ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡

Was tagged by @atomicblonde.


1) Name: Taylor.

2) Nicknames: Tay. Dani. 

3) Height: 5′2.

4) Orientation: Asexual. 

5) Nationality: American, with mostly Scottish and English roots.

6) Favorite Fruit: Strawberries, raspberries, blackberries, blueberries… yeah, basically all berries. 

7) Favorite Season: Fall and spring, but I love winter too. Summer is my least favorite (but still liked) season.

8) Favorite Flower: Snapdragons, larkspurs, bluebells, white roses.

9) Favorite Scent: Rain (on grass, soil, anything), spearmint, lighter scented flowers, spices, bread, bonfires…

10) Favorite Color: Teal, crimson, scarlet, slate, indigo, white, black, fuchsia, lavender, navy blue, sky blue, silver, that one frosty greenish blue color I can never name correctly…

11) Favorite Animal: I like dinosaurs (velociraptors and archaeopteryxes, more specifically)… and wolves, foxes, tigers, owls, mountain lions, snakes…

12) Coffee, Tea or Hot Chocolate: I like all three! Black coffee is my favorite, followed by green and black teas, and hot chocolate. (Even though I would give anything for chocolate; favorite thing ever).

13) Average Sleep Hours: I dunno. It fluctuates.

14) Dog or Cat Person: I love both! But I hate small dogs, usually. 

15) Favorite Fictional Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Killua Zoldyck, Gon Freecss, Bakugou Katsuki, Meruem, Jean Valjean, Edward Elric, Walter White, Severus Snape, Zuko, Sokka, Iroh, Gaara, Maeve (from Westworld),Haruno Sakura, Daenerys Targaryen, Jamie Lannister, Sesshoumaru, Waka, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, Atticus Finch, Mrs. Brisby…

16) Number of Blankets I Sleep With: Can be between two and six. 

17) Dream Trip: Scotland, Italy, Ireland, Greece, and going back to France and England and venture to anywhere else, honestly…

18) Blog Created: 2017.

19) Number of Followers: 524.

20) Random Fact: I have an intense hatred for crustaceans. They’re just, like giant armored insects with much larger pincers and nasty twitchy movements and ugh I hate it hate it hate hate it–

Anyway, this was cool.

Tagging: @maternalbotanist @heyhaileyy13 @shiros-babygirl, @apillowblanket, @kanaevr, @seiaru, and whoever else wants to do this!

Barbarians make the best rogues

DM: Okay so you enter the dragon’s cave. All around you is gold and various treasures. There is a large blue dragon sleeping beside what appears to be her egg.

Barbarian: I WANNA PUNCH THE EGG AND STEAL THE LOOT!
*rolls a nat 1 to punch the egg*

DM: Okay so the sight of the dragon temporarily confuses you, and you punch the pile of gold before grabbing the dragon egg and hauling ass.

Barbarian: PUNCH THE LOOT AND STEAL THE DRAGON!

Party: PUNCH THE LOOT AND STEAL THE DRAGON!

DM: The Dragon wakes up and notices her egg is gone and…

Barbarian: SEDUCTION ROLL!
*rolls a nat 20*

Party: *pounding our fists on the table* FUCK THE DRAGON! FUCK THE DRAGON! FUCK THE DRAGON!

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The hat has chosen

I physically can’t do any kind of references without turning them into absurd nightmares halfway through

This happened a while back, @pompoof and I were talking about Hol Horse and how at one point Araki considered making him part of the team and of course it ended in Spongebob jokes

dustin calling steve on the first day of high school

Couldn’t sleep last night.

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“Do you want coffee?“

When Geoff was recruiting a new member to the crew, he tried to intimidate him with the Vagabond. It just turned out that Jeremy knew Ryan but not the Vagabond. And Geoff didn’t even know his name was Ryan.

Our bard, hurriedly rolling with one hand and holding a ringing phone in the other, talking 100mph: “I poke the cultist with the hurty end of my rapier, that hits, that’s eight damage, excuseme excuseme excusemee”

Our bard, standing up from the table and answering her phone: “HEYYY what’s uuup I just stabbed a maaan!“ 

Besties!!!

I just realized half of my 2018 resolutions boil down to “treat yourself at least as well as you would treat any cat” and I need to write that exact sentence on my door where I’ll see it every day.

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Merry (late) Smissmas @astral-glass!
I was your Secret Santa and I deliver your gift in Valve time! 
I hope getting attacked by a rabid raccoon falls somewhere within the definition of something nice and holiday themed.

Thanks for organizing this year’s Secret Santa and I hope you had great holidays and a Happy New Year :) 

Egotober, Day 06 - Sepsis

Egotober list by @ego-surveillance-squad


Didn’t really know how to go about this day so I decided to break out some good ole gross gore. Poor Anti isn’t really feeling well…

midoriya roping todoroki into doing silly couple poses did you mean: my will to live

here’s a colored version of a thing i did for @van1llababy a while back! hope you like it joe!

thundersongproductions  asked:

Gasp epic goth? Is that a thing?

not really but now you gave me ideas—

So we all know that Epictale bassically based on anIMUS.. x’D so I kinda take inspiration from Child Emperor from OPM- because Goth would totally be those animu overpowered children that act all mighty in epictale lmao >w> BUT NAAH HE’S NO MATCH TO THE REAL HEROOOO ^^^ <3

#tips on how to make things epic-er: make everything super big on your char #SHOT

also this whole epictale based on anime things give me another ideas…


THE LIBRARIAN DESU KA ✨ #SHOT TO DEATH

We’ve heard about Dean introducing Castiel to all these human things he likes, but I’m low-key waiting to hear about the reverse. 

Castiel taking Dean up to a large rock and they sit and watch people.Watch the stars at night as Castiel tells Dean stories of the universe.