do they even look 12

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The Tea is Decaf

[ao3]

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Dean/Cas, Sam/Eileen
Based on this text post

Castiel just barely slips out the door into the hallway and turns the knob as he closes it so the latch doesn’t make a sound. The light is always on in the hallway, and Dean always wakes up if too much of it pours into his room, so Castiel has mastered the art of slipping through the smallest space possible.

He breathes a sigh of relief once he’s in the hallway.

A small voice to his right lets out an amused laugh. He turns to see a particularly tiny woman wearing a very large plaid shirt and nothing else. Well, he supposes she could be wearing shorts under the shirt. It really is very big on her.

“You must be Castiel,” she says rather loudly, mispronouncing his name just slightly.

He walks over to her with a finger to his lips.

She puts her hand over her mouth in embarrassment before signing, I’m deaf.

Castiel mouths an “oh” before dropping his head and laughing. He then pops his head back up fast and mouths, “Are you Eileen?”

She nods eagerly and signs, You’ve heard about me?

Sam has mentioned you a few times, he signs back. He says you’re a very good hunter.

Her face lights up. You’re damn right I am. Still, that’s very sweet of him.

So, are you two…? Castiel looks back toward Sam’s room and then down at Eileen’s shirt.

Eileen’s eyes widen in embarrassment. He’s asleep. I was just going to the bathroom.

I was heading to the kitchen for a cup of tea. Would you like some?

Is there caffeine in it?

Not at 4 in the morning.

Eileen smiles and gives him a thumbs up before moving past him toward the bathroom. Castiel watches her go for a second before it hits him.

He looks down at his plain black t-shirt and too-small boxer briefs and wonders if Eileen could tell that these clothes aren’t his. And that he came out of Dean’s room instead of one of the countless other extra bedrooms in the bunker.

By the time Eileen pads into the kitchen, Castiel has two mugs ready with decaf teabags in them and he’s standing at the stove staring at the pot so he can pull it off the burner before it whistles.

It’s only a minute longer before Cas pours the water into the mugs and takes a seat across from Eileen at the kitchen table.

You’re an angel, aren’t you? Eileen asks as her tea steeps.

Castiel nods as he takes a drink.

Does that mean you don’t sleep?

Sometimes I do. I didn’t feel like it tonight.

Is Dean good in bed?

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Questions to ask yourself to get to know yourself.

1. Who am I?
2. What makes me passionate?
3. What wears me out?
4. What makes me come alive?
5. What drains me?
6. What are my biggest fears?
7. If money wasn’t an option, and I could do anything I wanted, what would I do?
8. Do I like travel?
9. Do I like new things?
10. What does the perfect evening look like?
11. Do I value money or time more?
12. Do I really want to own my own business?
13. What would make me happiest in life?
14. Do I believe that God exists?

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‘’ Roses are red...   Violets are blue... You probably don’t see it,  but God Serena is trying to seduce you. ‘’

anonymous asked:

Hi! The size difference between hurley and sloane would be canonically correct as halflings are approximately two feet shorter than half elves. Otherwise excellent post and I hope you are having a very nice night.

hi! i’m not an idiot, i realize that. 

but you can draw short people without making them look 12. hurley Literally look 12. short people do not look like children. even little people! little people do not look like 12 year olds. they look like adults, who just happen to be significantly shorter. 

The Theory Of Pietro and Wanda Maximoff:-

Ever wondered to yourself ‘’If young Pietro was in 1973 then why does he still look young now?’’ OR maybe “Where was Scarlet Witch in X-Men?’’

Did you watch ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ first then get confused when you watched ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’? I have the answers you have all been looking for right in this post, (Thanks to some research and my Marvel Encyclopedia).


1.) X-Men: Days of Future Past

Here, you’re gunna find two people who DO NOT look like twins. (He doesn’t even look 12 minutes younger unless you pull off the wig, wash the silver stuff off of Evan’s eyebrows and ask him to pull a puppy dog face).

They may not come across as twins because that IS, in fact, our very own Pietro and Wanda Maximoff! (Of course she looks about 9). They look all innocent considering they have a big bad Daddy! *insert grumpy face here*

Oh! And if any of those of you who DON’T know who their ‘Villan’ Dad is who has supposedly died (*See Avengers: Age of Ultron split below*) They are the children of the one and only ‘MAGNETO’

Quite funny too, because in X-Men… they lived in Washington DC and didn’t really have Russian accents (as I recall). 

Pietro’s first appearance was in the fourth X-Men comic on March in 1964 which makes X-Men entitled to do whatever they want with the Past, Present and Future Pietro. In my opinion.


2.) Avengers: Age of Ultron

Who was that really attractive boy in the new Avengers Assemble again?? Was it Paul..? Nope, can’t be it. Patrick? Nope..

Peter? pETER? 

I think that girl called Wanda just called him Pietro, sounds like Peter.. yeah?

HOLY SHIT! PIETRO AND WANDA ARE SUDDENLY TWINS AND THEY BOTH LOOK REALLY YOUNG AND NOT FROM THE 70′S AT ALL!

Where’s the silver leather jacket? Headphones? Pink Floyd shirt? Long silver hair? You’re killing us MCU! 

Did anyone remember the part where Pietro and Wanda said that their parents were killed by a big nuke with the letters ‘S T A R K’ imprinted on them? I’m not being funny, but if you were with your mum and ‘Dad’ then wouldn’t Daddy dearest be able to shift that metallic explosion somewhere else before they were blew up?

*LiGhTbUlB* LOGIC!i!

Are your accents real? No, no really… Tell me a poem in Russian and add my name in every two lines without realizing it. So let me guess, The AoU twins are good looking Rip Offs of the X-Men siblings?


bTw, everyone who writes Wanda x Vision fanfics/cracfics/imagines ARE BAES… bc u got something more spot on than the MCU = In the comics… Wanda and Vision did actually get married ;)


Pietro didn’t approve though.. okay anyway….


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>Wants to do something artsy.
>Decides to choose from drawing or editing a thing.
>Chooses editing although drawing is faster.
>”Yes.”

But yeah, it’s supposed to be @winteldoesfanart‘s half-Leprachaun Jack from a ‘lil Monster AU. :V

[From this video again]

fashion & the trans aesthetic
by harinef | part i: runway acrchive

marie-sofie wilson-carr
helmut lang spring 2003
look 12

writing about helmut lang intimidates me.

i wasn’t there, so how could i possibly understand his impact? i hail from a generation that fetishizes vintage lang: we reblog it, moodboard it, and scour ebay for artifacts. we love lang, yet his work is no realer to us than database runway images and references on sex and the city. i wonder why we all love lang, and by “we” i mean me and basically all of my queer and trans friends who love fashion. after all: futurism, minimalism, and unisex dressing are lang innovations which have sprouted into clichés over the past decade or so.

as for look 12: what do you even call the network of red stripes enveloping wilson-carr’s torso: a vest? a gillet? red frames her shoulders and arms–a graphic index of armor. it crosses her breasts, converges at her loins, and zips into what i’m gonna go ahead and call a phallus. i can’t unsee it!

lang assigned look 12 to a 40-year-old model/actress, and layered it over an outfit equality suitable for an assassination or a gallery opening. look 12, in other words, marries disparate aesthetics which refuse to align along strata of age, gender, body, occasion–even time itself (that’s futurism for you).

maybe that’s why the kids still scream for lang: when you look at it closely, you get your tumblr dashboard: boobs, cocks, bossy minimalism, lara croft.

if that’s not a trans aesthetic, i don’t know what is.