Aries: Every 24 hours without sleep is equivalent to about 1 tab of acid. This is not a challenge.
Taurus: It’s amazing how a half dozen words of mild dissaproval can absolutely ruin a day and send some people into a spiral of murderous vendetta.
Gemini: A desire for companionship is natural. Necromancy is too far.
Cancer: there’s a decent chance the world is a simulation or some vast dream but that really won’t change how much people enjoy things like thigh highs and movies.
Leo: Ideas are not bulletproof, they are vulnerable to heavy arms fire and heat based weaponry.
Virgo: Big words from a pile of weird atomic sand that thinks it can talk and has a name.
Libra: Get it out. Scribble madly on the page. Tear the paper. Damage the desk underneath.
Scorpio: Ever see something interesting by the side of the road? How many of those memories do you have? Why do you remember some and not others?
Ophiuchus: The believers know they’re right.
Sagittarius: I asked a star for your fortune but she just did finger guns at me. Now she’s wearing my aviators. She look cool. I bet you do too.
Capricorn: Wear an apron and nothing else.
Aquarius: There is no justice in suffering. You owe nothing. Treat yourself.
Pisces: The night is a blanket over all of us. There is fear and comfort in the privacy of the dark.