do people in america say toilet

Light Hearted Kastle Headcanons (Not filled with homicidal rage)

*Karen is the one who kills the spiders. You would think it would be Frank, but after one too many run ins with Camel Spiders in Iraq and Afghanistan (look them up, they’re huge and they climb in your sleeping bags), he can’t do spiders. So Karen has literally been woken up from sleep to go kill spiders in the bathroom (“Frank if you wake me up one more time to kill a spider I am going to make you start eating them.”).
*One night Frank keeps teasing Karen, and she teases back pointing out that on average people eat like 5 spiders a year in their sleep. Frank promptly leaves the apartment and returns with mosquito netting. Because Frank Castle may have seen a lot of crap but the possibility of a spider climbing in his ears is where he draws the line.
*Karen is a syrup snob. She grew up on a maple syrup farm in Vermont and she is the Syrup Queen. Frank just tunes her out when they go for breakfasts at diners and she starts on a tangent about how the syrup there is glorified corn syrup and these people should be ashamed of themselves, Frank, they don’t know what they’re missing.
* “Frank, putting toilet paper back on the roll won’t cause cancer.” “Well you always say I put it on the wrong way, so I’ll either put it on the roll or you can do it your way, but I don’t have the patience for both.”
* Karen and Frank met Captain America once, at a Stark Foundation fundraiser that Karen got into because she was the press. Steve Rogers and Sam Wilson knew Frank had been a Marine right away, and introduced him to his friend, Bucky. Bucky actually hung out with Frank and Karen most of the night. Karen had Star Spangled Man With a Plan stuck in her head for three days, and Bucky liked Frank so much that they started low key hanging out on the regular.
* Foggy and Karen introduced Frank to Llamas With Hats.
* Every now and again, when Karen and Frank are fighting, he’ll quote Llamas With Hats. Karen bursts out laughing and they forget to be angry.
* Karen had never seen Star Wars. Frank, Foggy, and even Matt were all personally offended.
* Frank is actually a great singer, and Karen is too. Neither of them knew it until one day Karen started singing a Disney song and Frank joined in and Karen almost lost her mind because that was the last thing she was ever prepared for.
* Frank Castle tried to arm wrestle Bucky Barnes at his and Karen’s kitchen table. One trip to Ikea later, and Karen has banned Bucky and Frank from any activities that may destroy furniture in the future. “If you’re gonna wrestle like children, take it outside.”
* Frank Castle may be a grown man but he still puts Bugles on his finger tips and makes claw motions while binging on Netlfix with Karen. Karen in turn makes Pringles duck faces.

@thedesertviking cause ya know I’m just ridiculous.

What happens when V and Jungkook get lost at the mall in America?
  • Jungkook: Hyung, you do know where we're going, right?
  • Taehyung: Are you saying you doubt my bathroom finding skills? Have you already forgotten my photoshoot with that toilet that one time?
  • Jungkook: You mean the time you fell off of that random toilet at that photoshoot?
  • Taehyung: My way sounds better... but yes.
  • Jungkook: So, how does that make you a master at finding bathrooms?
  • Taehyung: Because I have a history with them, Kookie.
  • Jungkook: Uh-... Hyung-
  • Taehyung: Speaking of bathrooms, I found one! *points in an exaggerated way*
  • Jungkook: Hyung, that's a woman's underwear store.
  • Taehyung: *blinks and tries to read the English sign* Well, I thought it said bathroom
  • Jungkook: I think it says "Victoria's Secret," cause I found some magazines like that in Yoongi Hyung's room.
  • Taehyung: Wait, you what?
  • Jungkook: I think that's the restroom, Hyung *points to a hall way*
  • Taehyung: What makes you think that that's a bathroom? There's no toilet and doors.
  • Jungkook: Not the hallway, down the hallway, Hyung.
  • Taehyung: How could you possibly know that there's a bathroom down that hall? I don't see one.
  • Jungkook: But the sign above the hallway says 'Restroom' in English.
  • Taehyung: Restroom? Do people sleep in there?
  • Jungkook: I don't think America is that weird, Hyung.
  • Taehyung: Well, I've seen some pretty weird things here, like that Ahjussi in those booty shorts.. *shivers*
  • Jungkook: *glares* I told you not to bring that up again!
  • Taehyung: Well, I still have to use the toilet, so I say we check this 'restroom' out.
  • -five minutes later-
  • Jungkook: I told you it was a bathroom.
  • Taehyung: I found it weird that there were absolutely no doors in there... I guess Americans are against privacy?
  • Jungkook: I don't think that's it, Hyung.
  • Taehyung: *sighs and stretches out his arms* Well, I think we should get back to the others, now.
  • Jungkook: Good idea...
  • ...
  • Taehyung: Wait...
  • Jungkook: ...
  • Taehyung: ...
  • Jungkook: ...
  • Taehyung: ...
  • Jungkook: Hyung?
  • Taehyung: What?
  • Jungkook: Do you remember where we came from?
  • Taehyung: ...
  • Jungkook: ...
  • Taehyung: ...
  • Jungkook: ...
  • Taehyung: Of course! I have Bangtan senses, too! Don't doubt me, Kookie.
  • Jungkook: Right, sorry, Hyung.
  • Taehyung: So... We came from... that way! *points in an exaggerated way again*
  • Jungkook: Hyung, that's the underwear store again.
  • -Admin Jinnie

melody-otakuu  asked:

Help the people in america lord Jesus Christ god bless us innocent souls we do not deserve this SHIT fucking go back to the golden toilet that you shit from you orange old troll. Oh and hi mama I missed you lolol

No one deserves this. But tbh I think in the end it will be less awful than it seems right now. But that’s probably easy for me to say, since I’m not American.

Okay, so, I’ve not been able to think of anything but this disgusting piece of shit all fucking day, and I’m just SO angry about it. Earlier, I passed by a post, showing Nick Spencer’s tweets for today, and holy shit, this asshole isn’t even upset about what he’s made at all, he seems AMUSED about the fact that people are so pissed about it. He’s taking this POSITIVELY. FUCK HIM.

You know what we need to STOP doing? We need to STOP taking this seriously, right now. We need to treat this like it’s a fanfiction that has the whole fandom pissed. We need to treat this like it’s another asshole with a stupid opinion on Steve’s character. If people ask us what we think about it, tell them like it is, it’s a racist piece of bull that someone shit out while drunk, it’s fucked. You don’t like it, SHAME PEOPLE WHO DO LIKE IT, tell them to fuck the fuck off if they think this is good writing. Tell them it’s stupid, and his headcanons on Steve are fucked.

Call them that too, call them headcanons, because this will NEVER be canon. Treat it like it’s a joke. A year from now, we want people to say ‘lol, remember that stupid comic that one racist asshole made? The one where Steve was in HYDRA?? Lol, I’m SO glad that was a flop.’

Don’t buy the comic, shame the FUCK out of the people who do, and treat it like any other racist piece of shit you come across. This comic would be better suited for toilet paper. Make people know that.