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I’M SORRY BUT I SAW THE PREVIEW AT THE END OF TODAY’S “DOCTOR WHO” EPISODE AND I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS SCENE AND THEN I THOUGHT OF THIS PART FROM ONE OF PEWD’S FRIDAY WITH PEWDIEPIE AND I LAUGHED MORE

Let me make a Cap 3 prediction

If Peggy dies in Civil War, she WILL come back to life if Steve and Sharon get together. She will come back to life, claw herself out of a grave, walk across town all zombified, and then knock on their door like excuse me, can y’all chill? Can the two most important people in my life have some goddamn respect for me? Can you, Sharon, my great-niece and protege NOT hook up with the man you grew up hearing MY personal stories about? And don’t think I don’t know you were flirting with him WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE and he didn’t know who you were! And can you, Steve, the man whose life I shaped, and vice versa, the love of my life NOT get with the woman who is like a daughter to me? Can both of you at least respect yourselves enough to not enter a relationship everyone in their right mind is going to consider squicky at best and side-eye and judge at worst? Because can we say “substitute”? Or “projecting”, Steve? Or “YOU DON’T FUCK YOUR RELATIVE’S EXES”, SHARON! And if not, can y’all at least wait until my corpse is cold??? Or nah?