do not shop here

Lemme just talk about Targets diversity and acceptance. A black man. A Hispanic man. A white child. A two-man relationship raising a healthy baby boy with love. I’m so glad that target doesn’t give a fuck about social “norms” and came to the game with no fucks about who it offends or if they lose business. Its beautiful. It’s different. Its brilliant. I’m all for it. My boyfriend works for target and they’re a really good.company to their employees too. Yay target!

why do people think that “i wont be shopping here anymore” is such a violent threat. oh no. ill definitely be getting 40 lashes from my manager tomorrow

sidewalk

* I saw a couple walking down the street like this~ One pulling the other on a skateboard. It was really cute so I drew a Widowtracer version. <3


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I feel good with my husband: I like his warmth and his bigness and his being-there and his making and his jokes and stories and what he reads and how he likes fishing and walks and pigs and foxes and little animals and is honest and not vain or fame-crazy and how he shows his gladness for what I cook him and joy for when I make him something, a poem or a cake, and how he is troubled when I am unhappy and wants to do anything so I can fight out my soul-battles and grow up with courage and a philosophical ease. I love his good smell and his body that fits with mine as if they were made in the same body-shop to do just that. What is only pieces, doled out here and there to this boy and that boy, that made me like pieces of them, is all jammed together in my husband. So I don’t want to look around any more: I don’t need to look around for anything.
The Guest House

Description: Yoongi the hostel owner slowly develops a rapport with a girl and her friends that keep visiting.  Maybe a bit of a flirtatious one.  Maybe even a little crush.  One night he gets protective on a date gone bad and it leads to smut.

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader

Genre: Smut (M)

Word Count: 7.1k

A/N: So, basically, this is based off an experience I had last week. Not the smut part (ughhhhh), but the whole hostel owner coming to save the day when this dude just wouldn’t get the hint and leave. I relayed the experience to @ellieljade , because I needed her to die with me, and we both decided it should be used for smut fuel. Like grown adults. 

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so I’m thinking about that post that says people who work in flower shops don’t actually know much about flower meanings, instead they put a lot more effort into making sure the bouquets look nice. and like… how jehanparnasse is that?

imagine tattoo artist (just because that’s how those aus go) jehan who comes into montparnasse’s flower shop with this ridiculously specific bouquet request and montparnasse knows before he even assembles it that its going to be so fucking ugly. he tries to make suggestions to improve the aesthetic but jehan will not budge on the pieces.

it drives montparnasse up the wall to make these horrible, horrible bouquets but every time jehan comes in, montparnasse gets more and more intrigued. then one day he figures out that jehan is coding messages into the flowers and that is it for him, he’s in love. it is the most interesting and mysterious thing he could imagine and he is beyond interested.

he starts learning flower symbolism and a few weeks later he makes his move. when jehan proposes the next bouquet idea (ugly as ever), he makes a suggestion that will make the bouquet much more beautiful but keeps the same meaning and jehan lights up.

the next time jehan comes into the shop, jehan has a sweet smile on, and montparnasse thinks, this is it jehan’s going to ask me out. but then jehan rambles off a long list of flowers to include in the banquet and montparnasse blinks in shock. through the fog of surprise he decodes the message and he thinks its a date but the language is so flowery and poetic he’s not quite sure.

tbh this only makes him more interested in jehan and he decides to just put it out there and ask, “so you’re asking me out right?” (the answer’s yes).

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Yoonseok au where Yoongi aka Agust D is a famous rapper who is smitten with Hoseok, a waiter at a cafe 14/?

 Hoseok is finally giving Yoongi a chance (how many parts has it been?? Too many lol) 

 Fun fact: I’m posting this as I’m waiting for my nail polish to dry

anonymous asked:

Got any advice for food on a budget? I don't have much money. Even ways to spice up ramen will help.

Eating On A Budget

- Buy Bulk. My number one tip for budgeting food is to BUY IN BULK. Instead of buying a chicken breast, buy eight and individually wrap them in plastic wrap. Freeze what you’re not going to eat within the next two days, and defrost as needed.

- Cook Bulk. Make a large pot of chili, soup, or your favorite pasta sauce. Buy plastic containers at Walmart and portion out your meals. Freeze them all! I do this with my pasta puttanesca sauce, I make it once every six months and cook enough to last.

- Store Brands. There are cheap knock off brands of everything from Cheez-Its to Quaker Oats. They’ll be anywhere from $1-$3 cheaper than the brand names. On a similar note, store brand cleaning supplies is about $5 cheaper than the name brands! Don’t judge them before you try them.

- Store Cards. My Stop & Shop card gives me a gas discount, and other store cards offer similar perks. Store card + store brands = ridiculous savings.

- Avoid Organics. Like I said in my last Adulting post, I’m not paying $4 for a cucumber unless it can clean my apartment and sing Jazz standards. Buy vegetables, but avoid anything labeled “organic”.

- Mixed Greens. Avoid buying “mixed greens” unless you’re going to eat them within a day or two, these have a very short shelf life. Instead, buy a head of lettuce or a bushel of kale.

- Frozen Produce. Stock your freezer with bags of peas, carrots, fruit, etc. These will defrost easily in your soups and are good if you run out of ice packs.

- Dollar Stores. They have really weird brands of chips and pasta and really poor quality paper towels, so don’t expect to do you entire shop here. However, they sell bulk tomato sauce, six packs of ramen, tuna fish and other wonderful things for under a dollar. My local Dollar store sells tubes of capers for a dollar when just down the street my organic supermarket sells them for upwards of $5.

- Buy Fruit. Specifically, BUY IN BULK at your local chain supermarket. My boyfriend and I have been throwing back those Cara Cara oranges like nobody’s business. Fruit is great for quick breakfasts, snacks, and a healthy alternative to downing a pint of Ben and Jerrys.

Budget-based cookbooks (online recipes)

- College Student Cookbook. Click here.

- Meals On The Go. Click here. (Not a cookbook, but super helpful)

- Broke College Kid Masterpost. Click here.

- Cooking on A Bootstrap. Click here.

- Good and Cheap. Click here.

- Budget Bytes. Click here.

It’s also worth checking out my “eating on a budget” tag.

Also, please check out “Pimp Your Ramen” for ramen-related hacks!

Good luck! XX

Produce 101 Kang Daniel Friend to Boyfriend Scenario

Here’s the next part of the Wanna-One Boyfriend scenarios, enjoy! (You + Kang Daniel)

  • You and Daniel had always been acquaintances, there was some brief overlap in your friend group
  • You didn’t talk that much and were rarely alone together, but he was charming and friendly 
  • And of course you harbored a cute little crush on him
  • Ever since you saw him at a pet store, playing through the glass with some shelter cats
  • It was really nothing more than a crush, and you didn’t actively pursue your feelings, they just popped up sometimes
  • When you two were alone together, you pretty much just small talked
  • “hey y/n”
  • “hey dan how are you”
  • You always got super blushy and nervous when talking to him, but he didn’t seem to notice (which was good)
  • He was just a sweet guy who just happened to be very attractive
  • One day you were all hanging out together with friends in a park
  • And you were sitting with your friends, trying to lowkey/secretly watch Daniel on his skateboard, fooling around with his own friends
  • Your friends had already clearly figured out you liked him (you were way more obvious than you had thought rip you)
  • At some point Daniel had fallen off his board while trying to do some trick and you gasped out loud, making it super obvious that you had been watching him hahahahaha you dumbo
  • You tried to cover yourself up, but your friends just pretended like they didn’t hear anything, leaving you to internally sigh in relief
  • Your friends weren’t the type to tease/encourage you ever since you confessed to a guy that didn’t like you thanks to their wrong advice (i’m imagining a reply 1988 kind of thing here lmao)
  • But what you didn’t know was that also nearby was Daniel’s best friend, Sungwoo (everyone just called him Ong though)
  • He very-obviously ran around to look you in the eye, catching you by surprise
  • He caught sight of your red face and wiggled his eyebrows at you, before giggling and skipping away to the rest of the boys, heading to Daniel
  • Shit. Ong was definitely up to no good (like usual)
  • You watched in dismay as Ong whispered something to Daniel, and then Daniel glanced right in your direcTION
  • Embarrassed and almost scared, you got up and quickly said goodbye to your friends, fleeing the scene of the crime
  • You got home as fast as possible and immediately ran to your room, burying your head under your pillow and curling up as worries drowned you
  • Ong wouldn’t say anything, right?? Why did you have to be so obvious y/n seriously why did you do this to yourself
  • But over time, your thoughts started changing, gaining some confidence
  • So what if Ong tells him?? He’s just a human boy, he’s not better or greater than me in any way, liking someone isn’t a crime, I can do whatever the hell I want, I can like whoever the hell I want!!
  • With your newfound confidence, you got up the next day and decided to treAT YOURSELF to some new clothes from the mall
  • After picking up some new clothes, you dropped by a cute little street stand that sold keychains and other trinkets
  • You were admiring a cute little peach keychain, but it dropped back to the table when you heard a familiar deep voice
  • “Y/N? Oh, what a coincidence!”
  • Kang Daniel.
  • You winced, eyes tightly closing before you collected yourself, turning around to see him right behind you
  • Literally right behind you.
  • Like you ran right into him.
  • Shocked, you tripped backwards, stumbling over your own feet before he caught you by the small of your back
  • sldkfjsldfjklsdjfksjdlsdjfsljdfkljdskfjkslfj ← your mind
  • He pulled you up straight
  • You quickly stumbled around out of his arms, failing to notice Daniel’s own cheeks and eaRS REDDENING 
  • You forgot all about the keychain, and quickly managed to muster out a “what are you doing here?”
  • “I’m just hanging out, went shopping for a bit,” he replied, holding up a couple of bags with a toothy grin
  • “Oh, me too,” you replied, holding up the bags of your own
  • Something you bought caught Daniel’s eye as he peeked into one of your shopping bags
  • “Whoa… is that Stussy?? (AKA THE BRAND DANIEL ALWAYS FUCKING WEARS) That’s so cool oh my gosh I also bought some streetwear–” he excitedly rambled, attempting to out his own clothes from his bag when you grabbed his hand and stopped him
  • “Uhh Daniel we probably shouldn’t do this here in the middle of the sidewalk, why don’t we just sit down somewhere first”
  • “Oh, okay,” he responded, grabbing your wrist and quickly leading you to a nearby coffee shop
  • You burned at the contact from the soft skin of his hands that easily wrapped around your wrist
  • Rationality told you that he was probably just really excited to discuss clothes but you couldn’t help but believe in the worst and most likely scenario: he knew you liked him (thanks to Ong). 
  • You couldn’t help but think negative thoughts: Is he teasing me right now? Seriously… why should I have to deal with this… 
  • You both plopped down on a couch in the shop, not bothering to order anything
  • He excitedly looked through your clothes, and showing his to you, giggling and laughing away as you pretended you were okay, completely believing that he was making a fool of you
  • There was no way he would be talking to you like a friend if Ong hadn’t told him you liked him.
  • “And this dark green is just so gorgeous, it totally works in the short sleeve, maybe accessorize it with a cap or–”
  • “Daniel.” You spoke sharply, cutting him off
  • He immediately stopped, looking up to you in confusion, seeing your face that was warming up in anger and embarrassment
  • “You don’t have to act like this. It’s just making everything harder for me. We should just go back to normal, I don’t think I can take this even for a minute more.”
  • “W-wait, what?” Daniel looked completely confused, but you wouldn’t let his innocent act fool you, causing you to sigh
  • “I know Ong told you, please. I know he told you that I like you, it’s really not that big of a deal so can’t we just go back–”
  • “Wait, you like me?” Daniel said, stopping you
  • Oh.
  • Shit.
  • You lost all of your confidence and structure, whimpering out “wait… he didn’t tell you?? Then what was that at the park????”
  • Daniel’s face morphed from confusion into a sheepish laugh, scratching his face in embarrassment
  • “Oh… oh that…” He cleared his throat, with a deep ahem
  • “Yeah uhh Ong was teasing me that I fell off my board in front of you,” he finished quickly, scratching his face again
  • You stared at him in confusion, unable to comprehend why this was a problem
  • “You know… *cough* cause I like you…”
  • sdklfjsdfjslkdjfsldjfsldjfsjlsdfjlkjsdjflksdfjlksjflsj ← your mind
  • And you both just sat there next to each other, clothes draped everywhere, just staring at each others’ blushing faces
  • You finally managed out, “wait, you like me, since when??” (LATE REACTION Y/N WYD)
  • “Umm… it’s been a while… it was at the pet store, when you started playing with the kittens with me,” he confessed
  • “Oh, same here actually!” you exclaimed, before realizing that this was the most casual conversation you have ever had with him… and it was litERALLY ABOUT TELLING EACH OTHER YOUR SECRET CRUSHES
  • what a concept
  • "I can’t believe we are really talking about this, we haven’t really talked much before in the past,” you giggled, letting out your thoughts freely
  • Daniel laughed in return, “Yeah sorry about that… I always wanted to approach you and there were so many times I could have but I’m kinda awkward with people I want to get closer to I guess… lol” (he said lol out loud,,, awkward confirmed)
  • “I always got embarrassed when I talked to you”
  • *snickers* “same here, (y/n)”
  • For the rest of the day, you just got closer to one another, learning about each other
  • You visited the pet store again and saw more cats LOL
  • You both got more comfortable with one another
  • Matching Stussy shirts LOL
  • Your friend group and Daniel’s friend group were both relieved and satisfied (both having known about your crushes)
  • Lots of teasing from Ong he took credit for your entire relationship even happening (LMAOOO)
  • Told that you both should worship him and that he would “officiate your marriage” because it was all his doing in the first place
  • You both still made each other’s heart skip beats a lot of the times
  • Both of you still couldn’t believe sometimes that the other liked you
  • Y’ALL CUTE OKAY
  • kav is dead from this adorableness goodBYE
  • :’)))))))

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A/N: Thanks for 200 followers! ♥︎

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Sunnysapphic Redbubble open!

the day has come when i finally cut the electronic red tape and open up my sapphic shop! i have over 20 designs available (shown above is just a sample) with over 40 product types including coffee mugs, notebooks, stickers, pillows, and tote bags  

shop link

request a design here 

if you do buy anything, tag your selfies with it as #sunnysapphic and i’ll reblog 

As we enter the Christmas Shopping Season, here’s a list of do’s and don’t’s from a retail employee

DOS

-be respectful when asking questions; wait your turn, we will get to you

-have your coupons ready for checkout; unless you’re shopping at Kohl’s, cashiers are generally not allowed to keep extra coupons at the registers and are not allowed to just take the percentage off on your word

-be patient with employees; we are stupid busy and are often running on fumes and caffeine; we may make mistakes, but it is not intentional. Also many employees may be new hires who aren’t fully comfortable or fully trained.

-say thank you

-read all sale signage carefully; some sales are very specific, but all exclusions will be listed on signage

DON”TS

-yell at anyone. ever. about anything.

-expect us to be able to magic up the hot toys for the season; we literally have no control over when we receive stock or how much we receive

-wait until Christmas eve to do your shopping and expect to get everything on your kid’s Christmas list; it will not happen if you wait that late

-(TOYS R US SPECIFIC) don’t bring the Big Book of Awesome in after it’s end date and expect to get the sales. It does not last all the way through Christmas. This is not a new thing. The sales start the end of October and go until the week before Thanksgiving. After that the sales are void. The dates for the sales are clearly printed in multiple places in the Big Book.

-cut in line. even if you just have a question. just wait your turn.

-let your kids make a giant mess of the store so that you can buy their toys or their clothes without them knowing. either keep them with you and trust that they’ll probably forget or leave them with a babysitter. despite what you think, i’m not actually paid to clean up after your little monsters. I make 9 dollars an hour. I don’t make enough to deal with your crotch gremlins. I am not a babysitter, I’m a cashier.

*feel free to add anything in the reblogs*

I feel good with my husband: I like his warmth and his bigness and his being-there and his making and his jokes and stories and what he reads and how he likes fishing and walks and pigs and foxes and little animals and is honest and not vain or fame-crazy and how he shows his gladness for what I cook him and joy for when I make him something, a poem or a cake, and how he is troubled when I am unhappy and wants to do anything so I can fight out my soul-battles and grow up with courage and a philosophical ease. I love his good smell and his body that fits with mine as if they were made in the same body-shop to do just that. What is only pieces, doled out here and there to this boy and that boy, that made me like pieces of them, is all jammed together in my husband. So I don’t want to look around any more: I don’t need to look around for anything.
—  Sylvia Plath about her husband Ted Hughes
Tea For Two

Pairings: Royality, Analogical

Genres: Human AU, fluff

Warnings: Tea, one shot, some mild awkwardness, rude hand gesture mention

Word Count: 2563

Author’s Note: Fluff for an anon.  I really like tea, so this is a Tea House AU instead of a Coffee Shop AU. 

“Why did I let you talk me into this again?” Virgil asked as he walked through the door to Patton’s Parlor, the local tea house.  

“Because I need a wingman,” Roman replied, closing the door behind them and moving past Virgil  towards the counter, perusing the large chalkboard menu like he hadn’t been in there every day for the past week, “and I showed you a picture of the cute new hire.”

Virgil quickly looked around to make sure mentioned ‘new hire’ was not within earshot before following to stand a couple paces behind his companion and fixing him with a glare.

“You are as subtle as a brick through stained glass Sir Sing-A-Lot. And, with that in mind, why don’t you just ask the owner on a date and be done with it?  Why do I need to be here?” Virgil kept his voice low.  The shop only had a few patrons at the moment and they were all chatting quietly at their tables over cups of tea and plates of treats  There was some classical music quietly played through small speakers around the room, but it wasn’t enough to cover the sound of their voices.  Too loud, and one of the patrons, or worse, the employee and owner, would hear them.

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Gabriel’s Secret

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Title: Gabriel’s Secret

Pairing: Gabriel x Reader

Word Count: 577

Warnings: fluff

A/N: I hope you all enjoy this! Feedback is welcomed and appreciated! I love you all so much! <3

This was requested by an anon: Hello! So I had an idea with Lucifer or Gabriel. An imagine of them in a Victoria secret with or without the reader (buying stuff for the reader

Gabriel watched you as you got ready for the day.  You weren’t going on a case, but you were going to be out for a few hours getting things that the bunker needed.  Someone had to buy the toilet paper and toothpaste around here.  You didn’t mind doing the shopping, you found it refreshing.  It gave you a sense of normalcy.

You grabbed your purse and the keys to a car in the garage.  You glanced up, noticing the mysterious look Gabriel was giving you.  “Something wrong Gabe,” you wondered, lacing up your shoes.

“I just wanted you to know that I’ll be back later.  I have some angel stuff to do,” Gabriel lied.  He padded up to you, pressing a kiss to the side of your head.  “Be safe [Y/N].”

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LiftMan!Namjoon (Dope!AU)

Originally posted by sweetest-night

Pairing: Reader X Lift Operator!Namjoon

Warnings: Smut (Lift sex, unprotected sex)

Words: 2.4K

Summary: You can’t help but feel intrigued by the cute man in the lift  and things escalate elevate.

“Seven Please” you smile as you step into the lift.

Namjoon immediately looked at you. Usually people just mumbled their destination to him with no please, thank you or even so much as a acknowledging nod. So the fact that you were rather cheerful and actually said please, took him completely by surprise.

He rarely took notice of the people that joined him in the lift, he was required to stand smartly and politely smile at all of his guests but he never noticed them. They all looked the same to him, just a blur of faces that filled his day until he could finally go home. He looked at you, studying the face of the one person that acknowledged his existence.

You looked up at the lift operator stood by the control console, you gave him a friendly smile. He was around your age. He had a soft face his blonde hair poking out of the side of his hat slightly. He smiled politely back at you. There were a subtle trace of his dimples.

You couldn’t deny that he was attractive. You were torn between wanting to rip his clothes off and just squish his adorable face.

He was too busy looking at you that it took him a moment to realise what he was meant to be doing. He eventually snapped back to his job and pressed the button for the seventh floor.

Peaceful lift music played as the doors closed and you started to glide upwards towards your floor.

You were new to the building, you were relocating so that you were closer to work.You were excited to get out of your old shitty apartment where nothing would work as it was meant to. Although you couldn’t help but sigh at the thought of unpacking all of your belongings.

You smiled at the fact that your new building had a cute lift operator that you would hopefully see most days.The lift dinged signalling that you had arrived at your floor.

“Thank you” you smile as you walk out of the lift.

He watches you as you walk down the hallway, the doors close in front of him blocking his view of you. He smiles to himself, wondering when he may see you again.

-

He went back to work with a new sense of hope that he would see more of you, that you were a resident and not just a visitor that he wouldn’t see again. He found himself hoping every time he arrived on the seventh floor that it would be you waiting to get in.

It was nearing the end of his shift when you walked in, he couldn’t help the smile on his face.

“Hello again” you smile at the lift operator.

“H-Hello” he smiles, a little shocked that you were actually talking to him.

“Do you know any good coffee shops around here?” you ask, you had yet to unpack all of your kitchenware and you just wanted a hot drink.

He was stunned for a moment, you were actually talking to him, no one ever talked to him.

“Uh” he had to think for a moment, he wasn’t expecting the question and it was as if his mind had gone blank.

“Y-Yeah there’s a place a couple of streets away, go right out the building, over the road then turn left and it’s on the end of that street” he manages to say.

“Oh thank you” you smile gratefully.

The elevator music plays as you descend towards the ground floor.

“Have you been here all day?” you ask, realising the last time you had seen him must have been a good few hours ago.

He simply nods his head. “Although I’m just finishing now though” he smiles, glad that he doesn’t have to stay in this lift any longer with the same music that is constantly playing in his head a as a result.

“Oh, well do you want to come get coffee with me?” you ask, a little nervous that the handsome man was going to turn you down.

“You want me to come with you?” he says to himself in disbelief.

“Well yeah, I’m terrible with directions anyway and you look like you could use it” you say. “You don’t have to if you don’t want, I get it if you just want to go home or whatever” you add, quickly starting to ramble.

He eventually speaks.

“I’d love to come for coffee with you” he smiles.

The lift dings as you arrive on the ground floor. You walk out of the lift, he follows behind you. You reach the front door, pulling it open and walking into the cool evening air.

“So what’s your name” he asks as you begin to walk together towards the coffee shop he had mentioned.

“Y/N” you smile, as it occurs to you that you still don’t know the name of the cute lift operator.

“Namjoon” he smiles back, reaching his hand out to shake yours .

-

By the time you return it was dark outside. You weren’t sure how long you were in the coffee shop with him, time just seemed to fly by. You had told him about yourself and he had told you a lot about him, like how he lived on the third floor and hence didn’t really get out much.

For the first time in a long time Namjoon felt happy, he was talking to someone, someone who was actually interested in what he had to say, the fact that you were a beautiful girl was just the icing on the cake for him.

-

Something intrigued you about the man in the lift and you wanted to know him more. Over the coming weeks you looked forward to those times when you actually left your apartment to take the lift down, sometimes just wanting to see his kind smile if you were having a bad day.

You had developed a small crush on Namjoon, so much so that you were disappointed when you went to use the lift and he wasn’t there.

Your little lift meetings continued for a couple of months and you would occasionally hang out once he had finished his shift

You weren’t sure what the two of you were, it always felt like there was something more there than just friends, but neither of you had the courage to say anything.

Until that one evening…

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Title: Just the Three of Us (Part 4.)

CHAPTER TITLE: Are You Jealous?

Part 1. - Part 2.  - Part 3.

Character(s): Negan x Reader x Simon (pre-apocalypse)
Summary:
Negan and Simon see you having coffee with one of your classmates.
Word Count: 7,618
Warning: SMUT!!! (Angry sex, masturbation, voyeurism, and dirty talk)
Author’s Note: Man, oh man. I am having so much fun writing this. I hope everyone that is reading this is enjoying it just as much as I am writing it!! Enjoy!!! :)

Taglist: @oceaninwinter

(GIF Source: @mark-hamil || @rottenwasp)

After a week of non-stop working at both bars, it was finally your day off. Negan and Simon made your second job much easier and you quickly learned all the drinks at Simon’s bar. Business was booming in both businesses and it seemed like the ongoing feud between Chris and Simon was slowly dissipating.

You managed to sleep in until ten-thirty in the morning. As usual, you reached for your phone to look through your emails and unread text messages. Your classmate in one of your classes had sent a message to meet up later today for a cup of coffee. You agreed.

Though, as you continued to read through your messages, you noticed the group chat that you shared with Negan and Simon. It seemed like both men had sent pictures to you. You giggled, simply because Negan and Simon taking photos of their breakfast was a bit hilarious.

Negan: Breakfast is fucking served.
Simon: Omelette? That’s what you made?
Negan: What the fuck did you make then?
Simon: [picture message sent]
Negan: Pancakes? What the fuck? Who do you think you are? Gordon Ramsay?
Simon: A woman loves a man who can cook.
Negan: I can fucking cook!

You laughed quietly, deciding to send both men a photo of you lying in your bed. You were lying on your side, a pillow covering half of your face and the blanket up to your shoulders. Awaiting their reply, you decided to stretch your limbs before climbing out of bed to make yourself a cup of coffee.

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