Lame Jokes with Bangtan Pt.2 (Maknae Line)
Jimin: He moved across the studio in powerful motions, swinging his arms and legs in graceful arcs and circles. He was stunning but he was also tired. You could see that Jimin has worked himself into exhaustion and beyond The wobble in his steps worried you. You knew he wouldn’t stop unless you found a reason for him to so you decided to make one.
“Jiminie, I know you’re practicing but I have a question.”
“ Do you know why do chicken coops only have two doors?”
“Yah! Why would I know the answer to that?”
“It’s because if they had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!”
V/Taehyung: V was having a bit of trouble with his character Hansung for his debut drama Hwarang. Hansung was a cheerful and joyous boy filled with curiosity, a character made for Tae. However, he didn’t know how to act like that he simply was who he was, a 4D, charismatic young man. You wanted to help inspire that childish glee inside of him, the best way: Jokes.
“Tae Tae, are you hungry~?”
“Yes~! I’ve been trying to be Hansung for hours and my body needs food, will you make me a sandwich, please?”
Ah! He was always the best, even when he wasn’t trying to be. You gave a sound of affirmation and walked back into the living room where we lay on the ground and began piling pillows and blankets onto him.
“…Y/N? What are you doing?”
“I’m making you a sandwich~!”, you giggled as you put the finishing touches on top of him. You could see the exasperation in his face. Time to bring it on home You pecked him on his pouty lips and received a look of surprise.
“Best sandwich I’ve ever tasted.”
You could see the flush along his ears as he put his head down into his arms and giggled.
Jungkook: Bangtan’s maknae had been in overdrive recently. He was going to extra rehearsals, vocal lessons and stayed late when practice was over. You could see that it was beginning to takes it’s toll when we almost feel asleep on the set of Weekly Idol. He was already embarrassed enough after that incident so rather than lecture him, you found an alternative way to get your point across.
“Hey Jungkookie~! I have a joke I need you to hear before I tell it to Seokjinnie oppa!”
“… I’d rather not.”
“You have three seconds.”
“I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there.”
“Did you hear me? I sai-”
“Yes, Noona, I heard you. Just, please, no more bad jokes.”
Here is the second half of the lame jokes with bangtan request! We hope you like it! I’ve had a bunch of fun making these. Thank you for the request~!