do not go to the dog park

the signs as Parks and Rec quotes
  • Aries: Jogging is the worst! I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?
  • Taurus: Oh, my God. These dogs are so cute. I WANT TO THROW UP AND KILL MYSELF.
  • Gemini: I think that Comic Sans always screams 'fun'.
  • Cancer: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't.
  • Leo: I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well.
  • Virgo: Everything in my life is going wrong right now. Whose fault is this? I demand to know.
  • Libra: I'm not interested in caring about people.
  • Scorpio: Ugh. I hate talking to people about things. This is a nightmare.
  • Sagittarius: No, no. That's too much responsibility for me. I gotta— I gotta find a way out of this.
  • Capricorn: Yes. I am a hunter, and it's 'You' season.
  • Aquarius: My anxiety has kept me up for over fifty hours.
  • Pisces: I'm hungry and my legs are tired. It feels like I just exercised!
Good habits to work on

Here are some habits I think we should all have in mind:

  • Drink enough water.
  • Drink more tea, and less coffee.
  • Walk as much as you can every day.
  • Do yoga or some kind of flexibility workout.
  • Go outside as much as you can. 
  • Study in a park if you can.
  • Take your dog for a walk if you have one.
  • Have plants.
  • Eat more fruits and veggies (4 or 5 servings of each, each day, would be best).
  • Reduce or eliminate dairy products.
  • Eat breakfast, always, period.
  • Take algae-based vitamin D supplements if you don’t get at least 15 mins of exposure to sun every day.
  • Sleep around 8 hours every day.
  • Go to sleep and wake up at similar times every day.
  • Drink a glass of water after waking up.
  • Try meditation before even starting your day.
  • Work on your awareness at any time. Pause, breathe, and concentrate on your surroundings. 
  • Don’t blame yourself for the bad things that happen to you.
  • Believe in yourself.
  • Watch inspirational videos to get you on the right mood to work.
  • Studying is important, but your health is even more. No all-nighters.
  • Keep your room/appartment clean, for a clear mind.
  • So tidy up also!!
  • Use music to cheer you up if needed.
  • Listen to a good podcast while doing boring chores like laundry or dishes.
  • Be nice to the people around you. You know that someone saying something they shouldn’t, doesn’t mean they mean it.
  • Try volunteering for a good cause.
  • Don’t stress too much, you’ll figure it out.

Every time I go to Home Depot I look at the sheds displayed in the parking lot and think, “I could live in that one”. And I mean, for size and price, it’s actually a plausible thing! It’d be a lot of work to finish and outfit it, wire it for electricity, do the plumbing, and I’d need another smaller shed for my beekeeping and canning stuff, but hey, it’s cheaper than a house. It’s got real stairs and eveything! 

So, I really didn’t like my old home under a loading dog near the Royals’ stadium in Kansas City. Now I’m in the shelter, but I’ve been checking out sites on the Internet with my secret kitty wifi connection, and I think I can do better!

Hi, I’m Reese, and my mom and littermates were all adopted, but I’m a little shy and so far no one has picked me here at Purrfect Pets Cat Adoptions in Overland Park, Kansas.

I like to chat with people and get belly rubs. I like a quiet home, and can do okay with dogs and other cats as long as they’re low-key like me. 

I would especially like a house with chairs, because I like to sit at them and watch what’s going on. My favorite thing would be to watch you, because you had adopted me and we could spend the holidays together!!!

You can find all about me, or set up a meeting, by emailing or calling 913-652-6677.

And if you, like Toto, are not in Kansas anymore, sharing is caring!



my hopes for season 2

1. everyone gets to take a nap

2. Mike Wheeler gets to smile because of Eleven

3. Eleven gets to smile because of Mike Wheeler

4. Lucas Sinclair gets the Respect he deserves

5. Will Byers is SAFE

6. Eleven gets to do Normal Things like go to the park and paint her nails and watch Disney movies

7. Nancy and Jonathan and Steve all date each other and we ditch the stupid love triangle

8. the Byer’s dog gets a treat

BTS as things i've overheard at school
  • seokjin: my freshmen won't listen to me anymore and i feel like crying
  • yoongi: i parked my car in the construction zone but it's raining today and we're all going to die anyways so who cares
  • hoseok: i'm pretty sure my cat is a chaotic neutral...
  • namjoon: *while talking about college tuition* bernie sanders wouldn't do me like this vive la socialism
  • jimin: i tried to fight someone yesterday and they laughed and hugged me
  • taehyung: if i was a dog i wouldn't have to do this essay
  • jungkook: *reading a poster* 'sex is not a four letter word'... um, yes it is these people can't even spell it's s-e-fuck sorry
What the Hetalia Characters do on their days off

America: Sits in on college classes. Goes to community centers and parks.

England: Goes to museums and plays. Try’s to take cooking classes every once in awhile too.

France: Hands out flowers. Goes and sits and people watch.

Canada: Goes to parks and enjoys being outside. Goes ice skating.

Germany: Volunteers at animal shelters. Spends time with Prussia and his dogs.

N. Italy: He paints sometimes. Also goes and visits his friends and big brothers!

Japan: Binge watches shows. If the weathers nice he’ll go for a walk.

S. Italy: He goes for a drive. Drags Spain to go shopping with him.

Spain: Works on his garden. Plays his guitar. Surprises S. Italy with a visit.

China: Try’s out new recipes and catches up on his shows.

Part one- Dating Jungkook Would Include:

Originally posted by jibeom

  • Literally always laughing about something
  • Him smiling at you randomly
  • like you’ll be sitting on the couch at the dorm and he looks over at you with his most suggestive smile
  • and ur all ??
  • then your phone vibrates and you just turn to him with a pointed look like: “ISTG JUNGKOOK IF YOU SENT ME THE LINKIN PARK DOG REMIX VIDEO AGAIN IM DUMPING YOUR THIRSTY MEME HOE ASS!”
  • “… Wow, ok then… nvm…”  
  • The roast is forever on-going
  • “You’re stupid.”
  • “No I’m not!!”
  • “What’s 9+10?!”
  • “…”  
  • “…”
  • “…Fuck off.”  
  • Lowkey always looking staring at you because he just thinks you look adorable no matter what you’re doing  
  • and wow hes so lucky to call you his!
  • But v v lowkey
  • You caught him staring at you once while you two were watching anime so ur all :)
  • But oops hes blushing bc hes just a smol, tol bean and sometimes his emotions are too obvious and it makes him uncomfortable
  • He would still be a bit awkward around you when it came to serious relationship things
  • not because he doesn’t care or anything like that!
  • he’s just so inexperienced that he doesn’t want to ruin anything by being too rash or saying something wrong
  • so fully expressing his emotions would be hard for him
  • like yeah, ok, on stage he’s all “INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOYY”  
  • but at home he just kind of drapes his arms around your waist and leans his chin down to rest lightly on top of your head  
  • and he just sighs because words keep getting stuck in his throat.
  • You would have to reassure him that you don’t mind him taking his time to tell you how he feels and he sighs again because it frustrates him
  • but you wait patiently for him to be ready and thank god you do bc gIRL 
  • the moment you hear a small “I love you” roll off his lips you feel the warmth of his sweet words wrap around you like a warm hug and you just melt
  • and he can tell because you just snuggle closer to him and he’s just all :D
  • so then, the little fucker would constantly say it because he likes the way you always whisper it back to him with a ghost of a sweet smile on your lips  
  • and he just kisses you because his fragile bby heartu is bursting ; _ ;
  • and awww the moment is literally perfect until FUCKING JIMIN BARGES INTO HIS BEDROOM TO COCK BLOCK AGAIN
  • Y’all are literally always getting cock blocked tho  
  • the members will just burst through the door like “SORRY, PREVENTING SINS, YOU FUCKERS!” AND THeN JUST LEAVE LIKE NoTHING HAPpENED????
  • But sometimes when you two are lucky, and all the boys are out of the dorm he’ll just run a hand up your leg grasping your inner thigh firmly and oh shit u know whats coming (lol SPOILER: ITS U)
  • Your first time together was super shy and drawn out
  • Bby always says it was awkward but it was honestly adorable
  • like he could barely look at you  
  • bc every time he tried to open his eyes your hips would shift a little or you’d clench around him without even intending to and his eyebrows would knit together and he would instantly have to shut his eyes again and focus on not finishing too soon because he didn’t want the feeling to end
  • It was also like highkey passionate af bc even tho he was withering underneath you and he was a panting mess, his fingers were locked with yours and every once in a while he would gain enough composure to actually look into your eyes breifly and drink in the sight of you on top of him, beautiful as ever
  • And he just let your name roll off his tongue and it mixed with his as you moaned along with him and it was honestly beautiful
  • He still thinks about it sometimes.
  • V v emotional for him
  • you had to say goodbye to sub jungkookie pretty quickly though bc he accidentally made you cum really quickly once and oH MAN HOLY SHIET!  
  • His confidence made him smug and smug kook means dom kook to the max
  • Like he just grips your thigh harshly, moving up slowly until he’s just barely touching your underwear and the little fucker smirks without even looking at you
  • He teases you until you straddle him needily  
  • After gaining some experience he decides that this is how he likes you best, needy and with a fucked out look on your usually sweet features. It was so erotic that he usually lets you ride his thighs just so he can watch your face scrunch in pleasure plus he loves the sounds you make when he lets you get yourself off momentarily- win win
  • This bitch is nasty af though so don’t even think for a minute that he’ll let you actually finish before he has had a proper go at you like,  
  • You are dreaming if you think dom kook would let you come so quickly lol bYEEE  
  • If you do tho— FUCK
  • “Such a bad girl, baby” he’ll practically growl with a firm spank on your ass cheek.
  • And let’s just say that honey, you’ve got a big storm coming.
  • He’s all grunts and pants as he wrecks you completely and he bites and sucks on your collarbones already anticipating for the marks that would be left there for days to come because fuck you always wore them so well
  • Afterward though he goes back to being a fluff like he really can’t help it
  • It’s a sight though, he’s panting, heaving violently to let air fill his lungs as he comes down from his high and his hair is all stingy and sticking to his damp forehead so you reach a hand up to push it back and he just smile a lazy, sleepy smile at you and wow is the same guy who just fucked you senseless???
  • Yes, B. Yes it is.  
  • “You know I love you right?” He’ll mumble half awake and you just mumble back a weak:
  • “I know, baby… I love you too.”  
  • “Like… a lot,[y/n].”  
  • He barely crack one eye open to look at you lovingly; before he pulls you closer, falling asleep.  
  • Basically dating this hoe would be constant laughs, constant cuddles and constant memeing.  
  • Jungkook doesn’t have a lot of dating experience but he seems like the type of person who would devote himself completely for the one(s) he loves so dating him would be easy.  
  • He would constantly do his best to make sure that you’re happy.
  • He would be shy at first, letting his insecurities shield his inexperienced love a bit but soon enough with your patience, he would open up completely and you two would be that couple 
  • Like everyone knew you to be completely in love because even though you two joke around a lot and the roasting is constant, the glances that you steal are so full of emotion that no one could ever really doubt your feelings.
  • Dating Kookie would be the epitome of teenage love and it would be beautiful.
  • Beautiful for you two as you experience it and beautiful for those around you
  • It’d be perfect.  

Bucky x Reader Oneshot

Summary – Bucky unwittingly gains the attentions of a cute female at the park one day.

Warnings – Pure Fluff

Word Count – 747

Notes – So I saw this cartoon on Pinterest the other day and I immediately thought of this fic!  I do not own the cartoon, nor do I know who actually created it.  I hope you enjoy this one!


Bucky liked to spend his evenings sitting in the park, people watching.  There were the ones too busy on their phones to even watch where they were going. Some of them were there for a run, their headphones jammed into their ears, oblivious to everyone around them.  He liked to watch the people playing Frisbee with their dogs, so carefree and happy.

But you were the real reason why he came.  You sat at the same bench by the little pond every evening reading a book.  He loved the way your brow would furrow during a stressful part, or how your eyes would twinkle as a smile would spread across your face when something made you laugh. He had started paying attention to the titles of the books so he could stop at the bookstore on his way home.  Even though you paid no attention to him, he liked knowing that he could share something with you.

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Someone tried to join the Navy.

Recently @anchorleg and I were messaging about whether we let our dogs run free. Mine do at the various off-leash parks we go to. Two of the parks have no gates and limited fencing. We’ve never had a problem.

Yesterday Carson ran away from a park.

Someone saw him cross a busy road. Sheila and I walked all over the area. We drove up and down two nearby highways looking for him (or his body). Nothing. After the sun set I grabbed a flashlight and returned to the park in case he’d found his way back. Nothing.

There really was nothing more we could do. He has tags and a microchip. Unless he got dragged off by a coyote someone would find him or his remains.

Last night I made sure our phones were on and the ringers turned up. No one called. I’d hate if Carson got killed on the road. If he didn’t get found not knowing what happened would bug me just as much. We got Carson from a rescue group in 2009. He was an unclaimed stray, wandering some West Virginia town, starving but house trained. There well could be someone in WV today still wondering what ever happened to their little dog seven years ago.

If I could talk to that person right now I would tell them the dog is just fine. He’s a bit exhausted and taking a long nap after a bath, a haircut, and a night of sleeping outside in 50 degrees.

This morning someone found Carson at the Naval Reserve base by the airport. It is about 1.5 miles, one busy highway, and one bridge over another highway from the dog park.

I hightailed it over there. Two Navy guys had Carson waiting in a locked vestibule of their building. They had dog food and water for him. Carson was happy to see me but pretty subdued from spending the night outside.

Poor guy. His tail and back legs were covered in thick burrs, hence the haircut I gave him. The Navy guys had tried to remove some burrs but Carson was pretty skittish. Once I was there Carson started eating the food. I talked to the Navy guys for a while as Carson ate. I offered to buy lunch. “No sir! Not how we operate,” said one of them with a big smile.

I meet such nice people.


Cassian and Nesta finally spar, but they aren’t fighting just for pride. The winner will receive something in return for their win from the opponent. And neither of them are willing to lose.  

Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14

           “Again,” Cassian held up his flat padded gloves preparing for Nesta’s next punch.

             “I thought we were going to spar today,” Nesta punched the target and brought her gloved fist back. She had been excited ever since Cassian told her at the dog park that they were sparring for today’s training. But now they were doing the same old routine without any sign of switching into actual hand-to-hand that Nesta was expecting.

             “So I heard you were at Feyre and Mor’s place for dinner,” Cassian said unexpectedly.

            “Yea and what about it?” Nesta completed a quick combo and focused on her balance.

           “Mor texted me and said you were angry after you left,” Cassian paused. “And apparently you confronted her about what happened years ago between her and me.”

            Nesta’s rhythm stuttered at his words. “I just asked if she knew anything about it. I had no idea that you and her…were together.” The thought of Mor and Cassian together left a sour taste and Nesta didn’t know how to get it out.

           “You shouldn’t have butted into my business,” Cassian’s tone was serious as he looked at her. “It’s my fault we even were in that situation to begin with. No need for you to start verbally accusing Mor.”

           “But you both agreed to it so you shouldn’t be carrying that weight on your shoulder,” Nesta disagreed with a tinge of fury. “Speaking from someone outside your inner circle of friends I can tell you that you’re not the only one at fault. You and Mor shared that choice and you’ll both live with that decision, but that doesn’t mean it should eat away at your life.”

            “And what would you know about that?” Cassian bit out fiercely. “How the hell could you relate to being the one that ruined your friend’s life and causing a rift between yourself and your two best friends?”

            “You’re asking the girl who sat by and almost let her sisters pay the price for some petty anger toward their father,” Nesta looked Cassian in the eye. “Trust me Cassian. I was solely at fault for my mistake, but you weren’t.”

             “You and Elain should have helped Feyre,” Cassian said.

             Nesta shook her head. “Elain didn’t-”

            “If Elain’s not at fault then Mor isn’t either,” Cassian interrupted. “You can’t change the blame game rules if you won’t abide by them.”

            “I was just trying to help you!” Nesta knocked Cassian’s hands down so she could see him better. “Why can’t you just accept that I tried to do something nice for you when you were obviously hurting from the past.”

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WOY ask meme!

1. How are you?

2. How’s your day going so far?

3. What’d you have for breakfast? Was it satisfying?

4.  Do you like leisurely strolls in the park?

5. Cat person or dog person?

6. Your favorite color?

7. What you did for the summer.

8. Do you have an opinion on snow? (Pro or Con?)

9. Mustard or Mayo?

I really would like to know! (Yes, he’d seriously like to know!)

Today was supposed to be Cardio Fix, but I’ve been feeling kind of anxious all day so I did some yoga instead and I feel a lot better ☺️ I took my dog for a walk today and he seemed like he didn’t even remember the attack, he was so excited to go to the park! That also helped my mood cause I was nervous that he wasn’t going to be excited for his daily walk. I’m glad he’s not traumatized 🙂

J-Hope as a boyfriend

> just know you’re gonna be the luckiest and happiest person alive

>he is gonna call you princess

>get ready for coffee shop dates and bookstore dates

>walks in the park

>both of you screaming over cute dogs

>he is gonna randomly pick you up and carry you around

>he’s gonna be the proudest boyfriend alive

>you passed your exam? get ready to celebrate

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