do not find him attractive

A Few Thoughts on Yoon Bum’s Personality

Yoon Bum has a really complex personality. The way he acts with Sangwoo is actually really different from what I think he usually is like. Perhaps it’s because he “loves” Sangwoo so deeply, or because he wants to be obedient since he is actually quite terrified of dying. 

It’s weird we all kind of ignored that Yoon Bum basically expected the girl in his class to be in a relationship with him and like him essentially because he “liked her for her and not her boobs”. 

I’m not saying that the girl was not being mean or rude but Yoon Bum was definitely being a creepy “nice guy” that ended up stealing from her afterwards. Yoon Bum definitely has a really interesting personality that extends a lot from how he is with Sangwoo. 

Just tell me this isn’t a face Sangwoo would have made. 

He looks so cool and detached here when he’s telling her that he likes her for who she is after giving her a backhanded compliment about her boobs, like he knows he is right. He actually has the balls to just say that to her and then expect her to jump in his arms. It shows how many social cues he is missing honestly, or perhaps how highly he thinks of himself deep down. Perhaps maybe that he just thinks this is the right way to be. 

He really has some obvious problems during the entire series and is not often what we think he is like. 

Here are only some scenes of Bum’s “other side” shining through:

This one is the one I think people miss the most. Yoon Bum actually tries to approach and talk to Sangwoo in the army when he recognised him (before the whole saving thing went down). 

After being one day in his captivity, Yoon Bum constantly whines about his pain even though that easily could have meant that Sangwoo got too annoyed with him and killed him. 

Yoon Bum showing no remorse of guilt that he was chosen over the other woman, he just feels grateful that he is more important to Sangwoo than the woman. 

Yoon Bum trying to hurt/kill Sangwoo 1. 

Yoon Bum trying to hurt/kill Sangwoo 2. 

Yoon Bum trying to(thinking about) hurt(ing)/kill(ing) Sangwoo 3.

Yoon Bum again, stepping over the line even though he knows Sangwoo punishes the smallest things. 

Yoon Bum trying to manipulate Sangwoo with sex. Honestly this part was really interesting. For him to be do that he needs to be sure that Sangwoo really finds him attractive and that offering himself can be a distraction. I have a theory that he does this here because he basically does this to his uncle too (offering himself). This could be out of desperation too of course but what’s important is Yoon Bum shows uncharacteristic confidence here, something we wouldn’t expect from the nearly docile Yoon Bum we see most of the time who always flinches away, cries and trembles.

Yoon Bum, once again, stepping over the line and trying to talk to Sangwoo like an equal and like he is a logical human being. 

More proof that Yoon Bum actually changes how he is to please Sangwoo.

In conclusion, I feel like Yoon Bum is a very complex character and we only see cracks of how he can be deep down shine through sometimes and they are rare enough for people to kind of skip through and not think about it. 

I also think that Sangwoo can actually see these small cracks. He isn’t stupid, he shows a lot of surprise when Yoon Bum does something uncharacteristic so he definitely realises (ex: when he says he wanted to fondle him, when he asked to eat with him) and this is the reason why he is actually interested in Yoon Bum. 

I just wanna be clear that I am 100% OK with Mary having sex - “meaningless” or otherwise - with men. She’s a grown ass woman & a sexual being who can make her own decisions. And if the boys can have one night stands then so can she.

I’m just really grossed out by Ketch on an instinctual level and do not find him attractive at all because he gives off such creepy vibes (David Haydn-Jones, however, is a cutie patootie and I do find him attractive). So I’m really not a fan of her and Ketch because of that. If it had been Mick I wouldn’t have cared.

I do actually hope that if Mary sticks around she eventually feels ready enough to go on dates with (awesome, non-psychopathic) men because I want her to be happy, same as Sam & Dean :)

Imagine Loki hiring you as his manager while he slowly takes over Midgard again. You are to manage his PR, his daily schedule, and you also are his guide to everything Midgardian. He doesn’t make it easy for you, though. He causes trouble, doesn’t listen to your advice very often, and in general, annoys and intimidates you. He is the God of Mischief after all, and you are the nearest target available to him. You suffer through his antics because he pays well and also, you don’t know what might befall you if you refuse him. He is kinda scary after all.

However, slowly, his mischief towards you becomes more intimate in nature. Your attempts at dating suffer weird setbacks, you aren’t allowed any leaves, and Loki crowds your personal space way too often. You have no idea how to deal with this side of him, but he sure knows how to push all your buttons. Secretly, you like the attention, as you do find him devastatingly attractive. But you desperately want to keep everything professional and try to ignore it. It all comes to a point where he grows strangely possessive of you and you can no longer push it under the rug. And then, one fine day, you find yourself in his embrace, seduced and compromised, wondering how the hell did you end up here.

anonymous asked:

evak tangled au for your prompts?

this is probably not what you wanted but a proper au would take me forever so instead i wrote you a small snippet of what could be an evak tangled au, somewhere in the universe

“You said there’s a lost prince,” Even looks at Isak. “Was he handsome?”

“He was a baby,” Isak blinks. “There was no way to tell.”

Even thinks on this for a moment.

“Do you think he’d be handsome, now?”

Isak looks at Even, disbelieving. “Even, I don’t know, why would I know—why would I think about—”

Even interrupts him. “Do you find men attractive?”

Isak chokes on his fish. “Jesus.”

“Is that a man?” Even furrows his brows. “Is Jesus a man you find attractive?”

“Not unless I want to go to hell,” Isak quips. Even looks at him, expression more perplexed than before. Isak sighs loudly, eyes cast towards the night sky. Their surroundings are illuminated only by the light of the stars and the moon and the fire before them, one Isak had started expertly, after years of living on the run. “No, that’s not – it’s a form of expression,” he shifts his gaze downwards again, meets Even’s stunning blue. He still hasn’t gotten used to the intensity of them.

Even bites his bottom lip. Isak is careful to not follow the movement. “I think that I might be,” Even begins slowly. “I think that might be – wrong,” he finishes, looks at Isak in earnest.

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Behind the Scenes of Single Father

Interview with DT from the press pack:

And is it true you went bowling with your “family” before the shoot started?
We did indeed. We all had such a laugh and threw ourselves into it from the off. It was a funny one because back at the beginning we were trying to fashion a family bond to try and make the drama feel as real as possible.

Instead of lengthy rehearsals on set, we just hung out and got to know each other bowling and playing football in the park.

Did you beat them at bowling?!
Well, it’s not that I didn’t win, you understand, they were given the bowling “bumpers” as help, which I thought was grossly unfair, quite frankly!

I told them I had been the Scottish Under-17 Bowling Champion just to unnerve them – but it didn’t seem to work. But, at the end of the day, they had the bumpers to help them - not that I’m bitter, not that I’m being competitive against children. I wouldn’t want you to think that!

anonymous asked:

Hi. I read your Jin fic reblog where you said you thought Jin wasn't valued enough. Do you know why? Because people like you keep praising only Jimin, Jungkook and Taehyung. The other 4 are just there for decor. Who cares about Jin when we have Jimin's thighs? Who cares about Hobi when you have V's face? Jimin isn't even that good. He's getting fatter and sings badly. You only like Jimin because he's hot. You write dirty fics because you are only in this for the smut. Have a good day.

Wow. I never expected to read something like this today. You coming after my writing is one thing, but going after Jimin, Tae and Kook (who can’t even defend themselves) is just low. Also, attacking Jimin knowing fully well his weight insecurities is another low blow. Ridiculous. You may like Jin better (for whatever reason) but you don’t have to bash Jimin (or any other member) only to make a point. It’s because of people like YOU that these stupid wars start. 

First, EVERY member of the band is important. Yes, I do agree some get the spotlight more often, but that does not mean no one values the others. That’s just the way things are with bands like this. I do really like Jimin, yes. But not only for his appearance (really? Who’s still this shallow?). The more videos I watch from the guys, the more I fall in love with every single one of them for different reasons.

I’ll even go ahead and tell you what I mean in a few words (lol):

Yoongi: It took me longer to warm up to him because he always seemed so… static (?) in the videos I watched. He’d sometimes look very bored as if he’d rather be doing something else than hanging out with them. It’s just the way he is, and when you get to crack that exterior shell, Yoongi is adorable and funny (even if he didn’t intend to). Looks-wise? He’s pretty decent, but it’s his savage personality I enjoy the most! Not to mention his compising skills and raspy, low voice!

Namjoon: His voice is so unique that it was the first one I got to recognize in every song when I first started listening to BTS. Also, he’s very intelligent and has the responsibility of being the group leader, which isn’t easy. He has played an important role in BTS’s formation and guiding the group ever since. Sure, he’s not my favorite when it comes to looks, but who cares?? It’s only a matter of preference, anyway. And I always find that looks matter less once you get to know someone really interesting just like Rap Mon.

Taehyung: The person who got me into BTS is completely Tae biased. She’d show me pictures of him, and I really didn’t think he was that attractive and even thought there was something wrong with me since sooo many people adored him. Then, I started watching American Hustle and other videos, and he was just so awkwardly cute… the faces he’ll pull in serious moments are just priceless. Also, his husky voice is so soothing… an amazing addition to the vocal line. I seriously can’t look at Tae as more than a cute guy, though (when it comes to looks, of course).

Hoseok: He is my eternal ray of sunshine. While some comment he often overreacts and acts fake when he laughs and yells, I love him for being so hyper. I see much of myself in him, actually. Some people will mock me for speaking loud and jumping around and laughing at anything, but that is who I am. Always trying to bring in some comic relief. I do not find him physically attractive (again: matter of personal preference), but he’s that one guy that will brighten my day when he starts dancing around. Hoseok is definitely my favorite member when it comes to having a laugh.

Jungkook: He was the first one I thought was attractive (but then I’d go ahead and mistake him for Tae or Jin. LOL) and I was convinced he was the ONLY appealing one in the beginning. However, his teasing personality (especially when it comes to Jimin or Tae) was what did it for me. Sure, he’s very attractive, but if it hadn’t been fore his wide voice range and personality, he’d just be some regular pretty dude in a band. 

Jimin: Fun fact: I thought he looked so weird in Blood, Sweat and Tears to the point of finding him too girly. I was just starting listening to BTS, so it was normal I’d notice their physical appearance more when watching the MV’s. Honestly, between his cute reactions and smiles to learning about how hard he worked to achieve his goals, I cannot chose one thing that I adore the most about Jimin. He has such a big heart, and then people like you take advantage of his insecurities regarding his weight and abilities. Go watch his vlog from September 19th, 2016. Tell me that doesn’t break your heart when he’s clearly holding back his tears. He’s the one to make me smile stupidly at my computer screen, or make my heart clench when I see him self doubting his achievements. And yes, I do find him extremely attractive. Sue me.

Jin: I live and breathe for Jin’s laugh (seriously, if that doesn’t make you fall instantly in love with him, I don’t know what will). Even though he’s the eldest, he is so laid back. He’ll be there to tease everyone only to then start laughing hysterically. Oh, and don’t even get me started on his jokes. And his voice…. oh, his voice. Awake is such an incredible song that shows everyone just what he can do if given the opportunity. I do wish he had more lines, truly. Jin has so much potential… 

Secondly, you are entitled to your opinion, of course. However, if you truly support BTS, you’ll stop seeing conspiracy theories everywhere.

Lastly, the gif below.

Have a nice day!

The Ex Mess

Originally posted by cestla-viee

Request: The reader is an engineer of the stellar fleet and left with Doctor McCoy on mission, the mission is to find his ex-wife who is exploring a new planet with her current husband, but as always he is in a bad mood and you like him but do not admit And finds this way of him very attractive, but always ends up beating him because of his rude way and this mission ends up leaving you jealous of Doctor McCoy with the ex-wife and you end up revealing your feelings for him and now which Will Doctor McCoy’s reaction be? - @lia-barnes

Prompts: “This is true love; you think this happens every day?”, “You gonna kiss me or can I finish my sandwich?”, “You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”, “He’s too attractive. I don’t trust him.“, “On a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?”

A/N: So apparently AOS Bones was married to someone named Pamela Branch instead of Jocelyn, but that dumb and no one cares so we’re going to pretend that they didn’t changed that. 

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When your friend outside of fandom life is trying to find out who you think is attractive, actor wise.
  • Friend: so do you like this Jughead guy? Do you find him Attractive?
  • My thoughts: omg don't sound weird. Keep it cool. Keep it together.
  • Actually me: he's alright. He's cute. I mean. Yeah. I guess. He's really sexy with a cherry.
  • Friend: wait what?
  • Me: What?
Favourite Undertale quotes

(aka the reasons you should play Undertale if you haven’t yet)

  • *ANIME’S REAL, RIGHT?!?!
  • *You came all the way back here to look at Toriel’s socks. *You have great priorities in life. 
  • *Wosh u SOUL
  • *YOU LIKE CARESSING MY BICEPS WITH A FLOATING HEART. BUT WHO DOESN’T!?
  • *Sans is selling tickets made of toilet paper.
  • *It looks like a snow ball… *Actually, it’s a snow decahedron.
  • *SCIENTIST DISCOVERS HEALTH BENEFITS OF USING COMPUTER (JUST KIDDING LOL)
  • *TINY VOLCANO MONSTER TRIES ITS BEST, RECEIVES TINY APPLAUSE
  • *WOSHUA CLEANS UP LOCAL CRIME, LITERALLY FINDS CRIMINALS AND DOUSES THEM IN SOAP, CRIME DOESN’T GO DOWN BUT IT SMELLS AMAZING
  • *Partaking in worthless garbage fills you with determination.
  • *DO YOU TREAT YOUR MOTHER THIS WAY…WHEN SHE MAKES YOU A PUZZLE?!?!?
  • *I’ll pay you 1000G if you get Mettaton to autograph my butt!
  • *DOGS ARE JUST FIRM CATS!!!!
  • *Why do people find him so attractive?? *He’s literally just a freaking rectangle.
  • *Huh? *Everyone else is DEAD? *Does that mean I don’t have to work today?
  • *STOP PLAGUING MY LIFE WITH INCIDENTAL MUSIC!!!
  • *Thank you so much, dearie! *It’s all because of you *(r money).
  • *You’re making the switches uncomfortable with all this attention.
  • *(WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING THIS IS A HAMBURGER RESTAURANT I’M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)
  • *In this hellish world, you can only take 3 pieces of candy…
  • *I’m literally going to make out with a fish.
  • *OF COURSE I KNOW WHO I KNOW!! I WANTED TO KNOW  IF YOU KNOW…I KNOW WHO I KNOW AS MUCH AS I KNOW I KNOW WHO I KNOW!…YOU KNOW?
  • *Mad Dummy is doing an armless ska dance.
  • *Now you’ll see my true power: Relying on people that aren’t garbage!
  • *I DON’T NEED FRIENDS!!! *I’VE GOT KNIVES!!! 
  • *i’ve almost got a mix cd finished for my scary neighbor… *it’s 74 minutes of people screaming their signature wrestling moves *but they’re all autotuned *i hope she likes it
  • *What do I look like, the ice-cream woman? *Do human ice-cream women TERRORIZE HUMANITY with ENERGY SPEARS? *Are their ice-cream songs a PRELUDE TO DESTRUCTION?
  • *OH MY GOD!!! *STOP PETTING THE ENEMY!!!
  • *I should have worn a few million more pairs of pants today.
  • *Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2 Is Neither Kissy Nor Cutie. *Its Trash. 0 stars
  • *SOMETIMES, I’M A GENIUS. ALL THE TIME.
  • *Sparkle up your day™.
  • *EVEN IF YOU MANAGE TO BEAT THE HEAT… *YOU’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND MY HOT METAL BODY!
  • *THIS DOG… *STILL EXISTS! *THIS STORY… *JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!
  • *My hair… yes, I use metal hairgel. 
  • They say I have the voice of a Siren… awooga!
  • *… you really like hot animals, don’t you? *hey, i’m not judging.
  • *yeah, you’ve gotta save your money for college and spiders.
  • *STILL FIDDLING WITH THAT MICROWAVE, EH, DARLING? *CAN’T BLAME YOU FOR BEING TOTALLY ENAMORED WITH AN ELECTRONIC BOX.
  • *I will make intent eye contact with you so you sweat while you talk.
  • *First off, I’m a baby KNIGHT! *Captain of the babies!!!
  • *I’M UNDYNE AND I’M PILING ON THE SMOOCHES!!!
  • *WHAT!! I DIDN’T CRY!!! I DON’T CRY!! *I JUST…CAUGHT SOMETHING IN MY EYE. *TEARS!!!
  • *This is Sans *Frisk, did you know that I love to “get owned?” *I also think Toriel is very good and fhfjkehfeaufsisf
  • *THERE ARE WAY BETTER ANIMALS TO MARRY. *LIKE SKELETONS!!!
  • *HMMM..THE SOLUTION TO THIS ONE…? *I ACTUALLY JUST STEPPED OVER THE SPIKES. *SO THE SOLUTION IS TO BE VERY TALL AND HANDSOME.
  • *SOMEDAY I’LL IMPRESS HER WITH MY HUGE BICEPS… *THAT’S A GOOD WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS!!!
  • *When I feel like relaxing, I always take a break there. *That means NEVER!! *I HATE RELAXING!! *I LOVE being ANGRY and STRESSED OUT!!!
  • *You can’t do the jimpity jumpity joodle!? *The limpity loppity leap!?
  • *I WISH I HAD EIGHT LEGS… *SO I COULD WEAR FOUR PAIRS OF HOTPANTS.
  • *Uh, if not for that grooty, I’d have kicked your booty.
  • *(HORRIBLE BIRD IMITATIONS)
  • *GARBAGE, HUH? BOY, DO I KNOW GARBAGE!! *AFTER ALL, I’M HOUSEMATES WITH A LAZY BAG OF TRASH! *HIS NAME’S TRASHY HE LIVES IN THE GARBAGE CAN. 
  • *You make a snowball and throw it for the dog to fetch. *It splats on the ground. *Greater Dog picks up all the snow in the area and brings it to you.
  • *WOWIE!!! UNDYNE!!! *SOMEDAY I WANTTO BE AS STRONG AND SWEATY AS YOU.
  • *PLEASE STOP COMMITTING GHOST CRIMES.
  • *It looks like some sort of powerful bracelet… *Wait. *It’s just a croissant…
  • *EMITTING SLIME…THAT’S JUST WHAT BROTHERS DO.
  • *It appears to be a self- sustaining tornado made of trash.
  • *N… NO!!! NOT THE FLATTERY SUPLEX!!!
  • *I can’t go to hell. *I’m all out of vacation days.
  • *A LAB??? MY BROTHER WOULD LOVE THAT! *HE LOVES SCIENCE FICTION!! *ESPECIALLY WHEN IT’S REAL.
  • *And I’m forecasting an incoming front of SHUT UP!!!
  • *I CAN’T VISUALIZE THIS PUZZLE AT ALL. *CAN YOU DRAW A PICTURE??? *THEN HOLD IT UP TO THE RECEIVER??
  • *I’m thinking of getting a spiked collar to show off my personality. *It makes a statement like… *“Attach a leash to me and take me for a walk please.”
  • *(AUDIBLE WINK)… *WAIT, WHOSE NUMBER IS THIS???
  • *It’s kinda cute… *…I mean, uh… *I’m tough!!! *I love to eat rocks!!
  • *A A A A A. *I’M SCREAMING VERY SLOWLY.
  • *Well, maybe our cooking abilities aren’t exactly perfect. *Nah!!! *They totally are!! *Eat up, punk!! *(You hear spaghetti thwap against the receiver.)
  • *IS (THE SOUND A BABY MAKES) AN EMOTION?
  • *Perhaps mankind was not meant to pet this much.
Dan Howell: I'm not jealous.

The sun is beaming from the heavens, sending a breathtaking array of magnolia, satsuma and crimson hues beating down upon you and the park around you. The sky is cloudless: a pale, watery blue expanse of perfect nothingness; the innocent chatter of children fills your ears, as a slight breeze weaves between the ancient trees lining the pathway you and your boyfriend Dan stroll along.

Dan outside?! Flipping hell it must be a miracle!

You’d managed to drag him out of the house on this rare occasion, surprisingly he didn’t argue- well considering it’s your one year anniversary he should be happy to spend the day with you, instead of cooped up in his bedroom scrolling through the very depths of tumblr…

There’s a silence between you, but not the awkward kind of silence you’d find on the underground, a comforting silence met by mutual understanding of one another- almost as if you’re speaking without words. Your fingers are intertwined with his, the both of you looking around at the beauty of spring emerging from every corner of Hyde park. You wish you could do this more often… But with Dan always busy with either the radio or YouTube, there’s never any time.

“It’s such a lovely the day!” You exclaim quietly, “not as lovely as you Y/N” Dan smirks as you visibly cringe, “that was so cheesy! You put cheddar to shame!” You laugh and so does he. You reach a bench sitting down on it along with Dan, he removes his hand from yours, instead wrapping his arm around your shoulder. That comforting silence settles over the both of you once more, you rest your head on his shoulder breathing in the fresh scent of the flowers and emerald grass: if only you could stay like this forever! Minutes pass by without a word being uttered by either of you- that is until a familiar voice calls your name.

“Y/N?! Is that you?” A male voice calls from behind, your head shoots up in recognition of the voice, you turn your head almost quick enough to give yourself whiplash. There he is: Bryce Cook, your childhood best friend (and maybe crush oops…), your eyes widen to the size of golf balls as you leap up from the bench leaving a rather confused and upset Dan behind. You run up to him as he opens his arms for you, you leap up wrapping your arms and legs around him in a very much missed hug. You burry your head in his muscular neck, breathing in that musky scent he’s always had… boy you’ve missed him! Finally you both pull away, and much to your guilt, completely ignore Dan- but, come on, you can spend everyday with Dan, you haven’t seen Bryce in years!

“Gosh Y/N I haven’t seen you in forever!” He beams at you, and you can’t deny the childish grin that spread across your face; he’s incredibly good looking, he always has been cute, however now he’s undeniably HOT, although you do not find him as attractive as you do Dan. “I know right! You’re looking well Bryce” you grin, he chuckles blushing slightly, “you’re looking as beautiful as ever Y/N” he says rubbing the back of his neck. Dan has been listening in on the whole conversation, watching you both quietly but at that he can’t help the surge of anger that rushes through him, he stands walking over to where the both of you are stood talking and wrapping a protective arm firmly around your waist; you look up at Dan smiling, blissfully unaware of his intentions. “Oh! How silly of me, Bryce this is my boyfriend Dan, Dan this is my old friend Bryce” you introduce them both, “you assuming my age Y/N?” Bryce jokes in a rather flirtatious manner while completely ignoring Dan, you laugh at his silliness a slight blush creeping onto your cheeks.

After another few minutes of Bryce flirting way too much, Dan has finally had enough. “Y/N darling I think it’s about time we get going” he speaks sweetly through gritted teeth, you look up at him a minuscule amount of sadness resting on your features. You don’t argue, “well it was nice seeing you again Bryce, but we must be off” you smile though it does not reach your eyes like it had before, Bryce simply nods “maybe we could meet for coffee soon, have a proper catch up?” He offers, Dans grip on your waist tightens slightly and you finally realise his discomfort, “Maybe, I’m sure you can find me on Facebook if needs be” you let Bryce down gently before bidding your farewells.

As you and Dan walk away, Dan spins you to look at him before leaning down and kissing you with a passion you’ve never seen before, when you both break away he looks deeply into your eyes “I love you Y/N” he says and you can’t help the smirk that creeps onto your lips, “I love you too Dan… you were so jealous of him” you add shoving him slightly. Dan scoffs, taking his hand in yours as you continue to walk, “I was not jealous”.

AN; short and sweet? Hopefully you’ll enjoy it -Jade xx

The Jerk Next Door: A Teenage Cliché

“mysweetbloodyrevenge: Can you do Frank smut where he’s Y/N’s new neighbour and she finds him really attractive, but he’s like really confident and stuff and she’s shy and later on he kinda bullies her at school and makes her angry to get her attention?”

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Of Pickup Lines and Libraries

A/N: First Stephew fic I’ve ever written, hope you like it!! 

Stephanie sighed as she lay back in her chair, it had been a long day. Luckily, she thought, as she scanned the quiet library, she was just working the desk today. Usually this meant that she had a lot of time to read or finish homework as not too many people came up to the desk. But a second later when she saw his messy brown hair and wide smile walk through the front doors she knew there was no way she was going to get anything done.

He immediately locked eyes with her and grinned even more as he straight up sauntered up to the desk.

“Hi,” he said as he leaned forward on the desk, borderline invading her personal space.

“Hi” she replied bluntly, knowing this was the start of a very busy afternoon for her.

“And how is the fair maiden on this fine day?” he asked launching into an absolutely terrible British accent.

“I don’t know, you’ll have to ask her,” she retorted.

His eyes grew almost comically, “but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever laid my eyes on,” he said earnestly, dropping all pretext of the fake accent.

She couldn’t help but blush at that, his brown eyes gazing into hers relaying that those words were true.  He smiled when he saw her blush, a slow sweet smile that made her feel warm inside. A moment passed between the two before Stephanie broke away and cleared her throat.

“Do you need help with anything?” she asked, actually trying to do her job at this point. She knew the answer however. Matthew had been coming in for the past week under the pretext of working on a research paper that didn’t seem to actually be progressing any.

“Yeah actually, how can I get a really smart and gorgeous girl to give me a kiss?” he winked at her and laughed as she shoved him away with another blush coloring her cheeks. Honestly, that boy was something.

Fortunately he did walk off to a table nearby to set down his bag and pull out his laptop, giving her time to calm down and try to shake the thoughts of him from her head. With a firm nod to herself she pulled herself together and proceeded to get out her literature book for her classics course.

The silence lasted for about half an hour until she felt a presence at her desk once more and put her book down.

“Hi! Can I hel-” she cut off her words as she saw his smiling face once again. “What do you need?” she said instead.

He held a hand to his heart, “You hurt me, I need a book actually.”

She rolled her eyes at his antics and pulled up the catalog on the computer in front of her.

“What book are you looking for?” she asked fully aware that he could be doing this himself as there were multiple computers with catalogs open.

He handed her a scrap of paper which had the title and author of the book written down. She got to work looking for the location of the book.

“Oh and I was also hoping you could help me find something else,” he added as she typed.

“What?” she asked distractedly, looking at the call number.

“Do you have a map?” he asked. She turned her head to look at him with some confusion.

“What do you mean?”

A mischievously look came into his eyes as he answered, “Cause I’m getting lost in your eyes.”

Stephanie rolled her eyes again and tried her hardest to hide the smile that was beginning to form on her face.

“This is the call number for the book, it should be over on those shelves,” she said instead, giving him back the paper with the information on it and pointing to the area.

He pouted, and she couldn’t help but melt a little, “I’m not sure I can find it on my own.” He looked adorable but she held her ground explaining that she was sure he was capable of doing it on his own.

He pouted again, and Stephanie had to physically stop herself from giving in, and walked away. She took a deep breath. This boy would be the end of her. She closed her eyes and tried once more to shake her thoughts free of him. But it was no use.

He was back no less than five minutes later claiming that he couldn’t find the book and required assistance. She sighed as she got up from her chair and walked around the desk leading the way to the shelves.

He hovered around her as she searched, standing just a bit too close but still catching her off guard as he spoke softly near her ear.

“Can I get some directions?” he asked.

She turned around, only to find he was closer than she had thought and their faces were only inches apart.

“Um…wha-” she managed to get out, all too aware of how close he was and how nice it would be to run her fingers through his hair and his somewhat intoxicating scent.

“Can I get some directions?” he repeated.

“To where?” she was confused again, but maybe it was the closeness that was muddling her brain.

“To your heart,” he replied with a cheesy smile. Oh god, Stephanie was in between laughing or just pulling him to her and kissing him. She chose neither opting instead to take a step back and hand him his book (which had been in a glaringly obvious location).

He took the book from her and sent her a wink, as if he knew her thoughts, causing her to blush again. She turned and started walking quickly back to her desk.

As she sat down again and he put the book on the counter for her to check out she breathed a sigh of relief, at least now there was something separating them.

He patted down his pockets and frowned, “I don’t have my library card,” he said.

She was about to speak up and reassure him that she could look him up on the database when he continued on to say, “But do you mind if I check you out?”

He was laughing as she shoved him away not even bothering to check out the book she had found for him.

She shook her head as she saw him return to his table and sit behind his laptop. This boy was really trying to make her life as difficult as possible. She hadn’t known when she’d started this job, around two week ago, that it would be so difficult. That is not to say the job itself was difficult, after one week she knew exactly what she had to do and it was pretty relaxed. No being a librarian wasn’t bad at all, especially as it helped her get extra cash which was something every college student was looking for. It wasn’t her job that was the problem, it was Matthew Robert Patrick, the annoyingly cute boy whose goal in life was to make sure she didn’t have a moment of peace.

He really did have a research project to be working on, that she knew, but she doubted how much progress he had made all week considering he spent so much of his time finding ways to talk to her. And it’s not like she didn’t find him attractive, she was just trying to do her job in relative peace.

She broke away from her thoughts to glance at him. He was still sitting at his table laptop open staring at her. When he saw her look back he quickly scrambled to pick up the book she had helped him get and hold it to his face, upside down.

She couldn’t help but giggle at him as he blushed and lowered the book and his gaze. He looked cute when he blushed, she thought.

Turning back to her computer she noted that she was already half way through her shift, as she had a short one today. She had to get at least some of this reading done. She picked up her lit book and started to read once more.

She managed to get through a good 45 or so minutes before she was called to check out some books and help a girl find her calc textbook.

But as soon as she got back to her desk, finally free of helping people, he was back.

“Yes?” she said rather bluntly.

He stared at her for a moment before finally saying, “You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line.”

She couldn’t stop the small fond smile that appeared on her face.

“You’ve said quite a few already,” she pointed out.

“And you ignored them all!” he argued back, pouting slightly. She noticed that he had packed up his bag and checked the time. Yep it was nearing the end of her shift. She started to pack up her bag as well.

“I’m sorry,” she placated, “how about you come up with another one and I’ll do my best to give an adequate response.”

He nodded and became really focused, no doubt coming up with a good pickup line. She left him to his thoughts and went to the back to sign out for the day. When she came back with all her stuff he was still there. She stepped around the desk and looked up at him expectantly.

“You wanna know what this shirt is made out of?” he asked.

“What?” she knew the answer, everyone knew this one.

“Boyfriend material,” he replied, grinning widely.

Stephanie just shook her head and reached out pulling him by his boyfriend material shirt to bring him closer to her.

“I know,” she said before she finally kissed him, sinking into the wonderful feeling of being wrapped up in her boyfriend’s arms.

Undertale - Starter Sentences
  • SPOILER WARNINGS AHEAD! Please proceed with caution. As always, feel free to change any pronouns/words to your liking.
  • "You're new here, aren'tcha?"
  • "Golly, you must be so confused."
  • "Hey buddy, you missed some."
  • "Is this a joke? Are you braindead?"
  • "You just wanted to see me suffer."
  • "Ah, do not be afraid, my child."
  • "Welcome to your new home."
  • "Here, take my hand for a moment."
  • "I should not have left you alone for so long."
  • "Surprise! It is a butterscotch-cinnamon pie."
  • "I want you to have a nice time living here."
  • "I have seen it time and time again. They come. They leave. They die."
  • "I am only protecting you, do you understand?"
  • "Hmph. You are just like the others."
  • "Attack or run away!"
  • "I know you want to go home, but..."
  • "I promise I will take good care of you here. I know we do not have much, but... We can have a good life here."
  • "My expectations... My loneliness... My fear... For you, I will put them aside."
  • "Do not worry about me. Someone has to take care of these flowers."
  • "Quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp."
  • "I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning."
  • "Hmm... Maybe this lamp will help you."
  • "He's playing poker by himself. He appears to be losing."
  • "I can't be your friend!"
  • "I guess this means I have to go out on a date with you?"
  • "All that pressure to succeed... Really got to her..."
  • "You know what would be more valuable to everyone? If you were dead."
  • "You think I'm gonna be friends with you, huh?"
  • "We're gonna be best friends!!"
  • "Envision these vegetables as your greatest enemy! Now!! Pound them to dust with your fists!!"
  • "Uh, you know, like a robotic TV star or something."
  • "Now he's an unstoppable killing machine with a thirst for human blood?"
  • "Yes, she scrawls her name in the margins of the notes. She names programming variables after her. She even writes stories of them together, sharing a domestic life. Probability of crush -- 101%."
  • "Yeah, you gotta save your money for college and spiders."
  • "D-Dude... I can't... I can't take this anymore! Not like this!! Like, [NAME]! I like... I like, LIKE you, bro!"
  • "I found a gun in the dumpster!"
  • "He's like, my robot husband. He just doesn't know it yet."
  • "You've still got time. Don't live like me. I'm 19-years old, and I've already wasted my entire life."
  • "Never interact with attractive people."
  • "Why do people find him so attractive? He's literally just a freaking rectangle."
  • "Future? What future? I'll probably be trapped at this stupid job forever."
  • "This was all just a big show. An act. [NAME] has been playing you for the fool the whole time."
  • "All so you would think she's the great person that she's not."
  • "Nice day today, huh? Birds are singing, flowers are blooming..."
  • "We could be like... Like a family..."
  • "You really are an idiot."
  • "Killing me is the only way to end this."
  • "If you let me live... I'll come back. I'll kill you. I'll kill everyone you love."
  • "Don't you realize that being nice... just makes you get hurt?"
  • "Let's go to the garbage dump!!"
  • "She's so confident... And strong... And funny..."
  • "I'm just a nobody. A fraud. All I've ever done is hurt people. I've told her so many lies, she thinks I'm... She thinks I'm a lot cooler than I actually am."
  • "If she gets close to me, she'll... She'll find out the truth about me. ... What should I do?"
  • "Let's roleplay it."
  • "I kiss her back... S...softly... I... l-look gently into her eyes... I START HOLLERING!! [NAME]!!! I LOVE YOU!!! [NAME]!!! KISS ME AGAIN, [NAME]!!!"
  • "...WHAT did you just say?"
  • "You don't have to lie to me. I don't want you to have to lie to anyone anymore."
  • "[NAME]... I want to help you become happy with who you are."
  • "Anime is real, RIGHT?!"
  • "[NAME] and I finished our training early. Very early. So I sent her home. Very home."
  • "Is that your ex? Gee, that's rough, buddy."
  • "OH MY GOD. Will you two just smooch already?!"
  • "It's all your fault. It's all because you made them love you."
  • "Your life will end here, where no one remembers you..."
  • "No! I don't need anyone!"
  • "[NAME]... Do you know why I keep doing this? Why I keep fighting to have you around?"
  • "I'm doing this... because you're special. You're the only one that understands me."
  • "I care about you, [NAME]. I care about you more than anyone else in the world."
  • "I'm not ready for this to end. I'm not ready to say goodbye to someone like you again."
  • "I'm so alone... I'm so afraid... [NAME], I... I... I'm so sorry."
  • "I always was a crybaby, wasn't I?"
  • "I wish I could tell you how everyone feels about you."
  • "I understand if you can't forgive me. I understand if you hate me. I acted so horrible. I hurt you. I hurt so many people. There's no excuse for what I've done."
  • "Maybe... The truth is... [NAME] wasn't really the greatest person."
  • "You're the type of friend I wish I always had."
  • "Take a deep breath. There's nothing left to worry about."

anonymous asked:

Is it possible to be asexual for one gender, and Demi-sexual for another gender? I've ided as a biromantic ace for about a year, and I recently got a bf that I love and care for deeply. Now I previously had a gf that I didn't care to have sexual relations with, even after form an emotion bond. And since then I haven't found any women sexually attractive. However I do find my Bf sexually attractive after forming an emotional bond with him. Is being split demi-ace and ace based on gender possible?

Ye-yes. I’m not a fan of breaking it down like that because as a theory it would break down fast, for example a lesbian wouldn’t be asexual towards non-women. But in the good faith context of this ask, is it possible to be biromantic and only have limited sexual attraction towards men. Yeah. I think any combination is possible. 

Questioning Mika's sexual orientation
  • Ferid: Krul, why don't you ever let Mika go outside by himself? He's old enough to take care of himself
  • Mika: ...
  • Krul: ...mind your own business, Bathory
  • Ferid: But, as his self-proclaimed father, Mika is also MY business... it pains me to see him closed in this palace all day long
  • Krul: I told you to mind your own business, for fuck's sake
  • Ferid: Aren't you bored, Mika, all day long in here?
  • Mika: ..a little
  • Ferid: See, Krul? The boy needs some fresh air!
  • Krul: ...
  • Ferid: Listen, if you want I can bring him around to show him the city a little... I'm sure that we would have a lot of fun together ♥
  • Krul: HELL NO, FERID. NOT WITH YOU
  • Ferid: Krul, he's my son too, I need some papa-son bonding time with him
  • Mika: ...fuck you, Ferid
  • Krul: SEE? HE DOESN'T WANT THAT! HE PREFERS TO STAY WITH MOMMY, DON'T YOU HONEY?
  • Ferid: Oh, come on, Krul, there is no way that he could -
  • Mika: Yes. I prefer staying with Krul
  • Ferid: *gasps*
  • Krul: HA! HE SAID IT! HE FUCKING SAID IT, MOTHERFUCKER!
  • Ferid: MIKA, YOU BROKE MY HEART!
  • Mika: ...good
  • Ferid: HOW CAN YOU BE SO EVIL?!
  • Krul: Obliviously, he learnt from the very best: me
  • Mika: *nods*
  • Krul: ...that was sarcastic, Mika. You weren't supposed to agree
  • Ferid: A-anyway, even if you hate me, I still care about you, Mika. I still want you to go out and have some fun, so-
  • Krul: For the last gODDAMN TIME, FERID. HE IS not GOING TO TAKE A STEP OUTSIDE OF THIS PLACE WITH YOU
  • Ferid: But why?
  • Krul: Because I don't trust you
  • Ferd: Okay then... What if I organised something with Lacus or René for him?
  • Krul: Ferid, do you want our son to become homosexual, perhaps?
  • Mika: What...?
  • Krul: BECAUSE YOU MAKE HIM HANG OUT ONLY WITH EXTREMELY GAY PEOPLE
  • Ferid: WHAT? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH ALL OF THIS? WHY ARE YOU SO HOMOPHOBIC?
  • Krul: I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST GAY PEOPLE. IT'S THEM. I DON'T TRUST THEM. MY BOY IS TOO HANDSOME AND THEY ARE EVIL
  • Mika: ...
  • Ferid: LISTEN, WE BOTH KNOW THAT, OKAY? BUT MIKA IS ALSO GAY, YOU KNOW?
  • Krul: NO HE ISN'T
  • Ferid: YES HE IS
  • Krul: NO, YOU PIECE OF SHIT, HE ISN'T
  • Ferid: HE HAS BEEN TRYING TO FIND YUU TO GET AWAY WITH HIM! IS THAT SOMETHING THAT SOMEONE STRAIGHT WOULD DO?
  • Krul: HE IS JUST REALLY SENSIBLE AND SWEET, YOU ASSHOLE
  • Ferid: MIKA, TELL HER THAT YOU ARE GAY!
  • Krul: HUN-HUN, TELL THIS FUCKER THAT YOU ARE STRAIGHT!
  • Mika: ...
  • Mika: *inhales*
  • Mika: I'm Yuu-sexual. I hate everyone apart from Yuu. I only want to be friends with Yuu, spend the rest of my life with Yuu. Sex? I don't give a fuck. Love? Love has many different ways to be expressed. I'm confused about what kind of love I want to share with him, but I know for sure that I care about him. Getting married? Who even thinks about that at my age? To be honest, I don't even know if I want to be in a relationship with someone, anyone at the moment. I'm not interested. So why should I think about marriage? Do I find him attractive? I don't care if Yuu is attractive or not, being Yuu is what makes him special to me. He'll always be amazing at my eyes. So call me whatever the fuck you want and let me be, you psychopaths
  • Mika: *leaves*
  • Ferid & Krul: ...
  • Ferid: *whispering* He's definitely gay
  • Krul: ...I will punch you in the fucking face, Bathory

tartumbler94  asked:

Y'know, something I've always been curious about: What is it that female chesnutshippers see in Krillin? I mean, do you find him attractive? And so, why? This seems like the kind of thing that'll have an interesting answer.

As for me, it’s not really about the attractiveness much, though he’s not bad looking at all IMO, he’s cute! 

But it’s his actual character that appeals to me, personally. The way he is portrayed, being that he’s loyal to a fault, brave, courageous, a great friend, a VERY amazing father and family man and yet he is not perfect. He has flaws, flaws that are realistically portrayed too. Plus just seeing how he grows and develops from DB into Z and the rest of the series.

Krillin is just your all ‘round good guy, and certainly someone you’d want to be friends with. He just has that appeal to him and it’s easy to relate to him.

Hope that answers your question!  Lovelies feel free to expand on this!