Because of how Tumblr works. Get offended at fucking everything, everyone is your enemy. A disagreeing opinion? Literally Hitler now. Everyone is your enemy if they aren;t 100% you.
Mark doing charity- donating thousands of dollars himself in one stream alone? Dedicating his life to us and to making people happy? Oh no, one think someone doesn’t agree with - must be a horrible fucking person! Shit!
I hate this website’s idea of “””justice””” and what have you. Just absolutely hate it.
It isn’t about being a kind person anymore, it’s about pushing down everyone and witch hunting all who fall out of line. A world I do not wish to live in.
What would be the DramaticTM origin story of the We Hate Batman Club?
(tbh i haven’t really thought about it like the we hate batman club was born out of a crackship ot3 i had a dream about at 4AM but anyways~)
maybe hal finds some magical shit™ in space and is like.. “boi what do i do… better go find someone who knows how to handle this shit.” but zatanna doesn’t answer his calls anymore so he has no choice to bring it to constantine who is like “mate u have no idea what this shit is.. it’s too powerful, could fall into the wrong hands, blah blah blah” then edward enters the story somehow idk maybe this is reformed eddie (or just wants them to think he’s reformed but not really) working as a PI, who is following a lead on some other case but gets info about the magical shit™ and the three have to begrudgingly work together to get to the bottom of it… eddie and john have their own agendas. hal is mostly confused. batman watches in horror from afar, knowing his end must be near, the three biggest pains in his ass have united. might as well just hang up the mantle now..
(idk if @halbarry has anything to add they really helped me flesh this team out lmaoo)
tyler imagine where y/n is tyler’s best friend and she has a crush on tyler but he’s taken. two years previously, she planned to tell tyler of her crush on him but just as she was about to say it, he introduces her to his girlfriend. then its all angsty n shit
tyler joseph x reader
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There was something about Tyler.
Maybe some witch put a curse on you so you would fall in love with him because
it was something you never wanted to do. You can’t believe that you thought
you’d have a chance with him.
Ollie I've gotten myself into some deep shit and I need help So for a few years in primary school I had a crush on a boy but I always knew he would never like me back so I kinda just became friends with him and that's it. But now I'm in secondary school I have a boyfriend and I do like him but now ALL of my friends have told me the boy I used to like actually really likes me and I'm slowly falling for him again. Should I stay with my boyfriend or tell my friend I sorta like him back? I LOVE BOTH
Communication is the key here, my friend. Talk to your boyfriend about your feelings and see if he is willing to listen. You can both try to solve the problem you might have. Talk to your friend as well with your boyfriend, unless it is too awkward for you.
If noora is not hetero, than i believe she is bi and not homo, because she seemed to be really into william.
To each of their own but I have a really hard time believing that someone who got uncomfortable about a dude hitting on her and pressuring her into going on a date with him was ever true love? from out of nowhere? :/ like I have so many issues about that because if i would be noora I wouldn’t ever fall in love with someone like William? Like at all? And I’m not saying that because I’m so not straight but I’m saying that from my own experience regarding dudes like wilhelm? And that’s why I dislike season two so much? I dislike it so much because it’s just normalizing that kind of behavior that dudes often do to girls? And it doesn’t matter if Wilhelm makes up for it by being sweet and caring about her because he was still a shit head for ever pressuring her in the first place? Yall feel me? But again, I respect anyone’s opinion about it but I also hope that people can respect my own opinions too. But this is my general thoughts about it once again and to each of their own!!
page 113 - Do you see this island? Look at how all the fields and enclosures work together, like a giant jigsaw. You can’t pre-plan this layout, it’s organic as shit. And do you know what happens if one of those little walls falls down? Not much. Resilience.And the island looks like a cool brain or the endless bifurcation of bronchial tubes.
1. Intro: We’re all Fucked 2. Fuck Shit Up (Title Track)
3. Converse High is Still Relevant Twats (Rap Monster Solo)
4. The Piano Isn’t My Only First Love Wink Wonk Diddly Donk (Suga Solo)
5. You’re Right, I’m Still Lying (Jimin Solo)
6. I Tried Making A Title Be As Long As A Fall Out Boy Song But I Can Only Do So Many Memes (Jungkook Solo)
7. Let Me Be On A Cypher Pls Hyungs Pls (V Solo)
8. A Whole 6 Minutes Of My Amazing Singing Skills You’ve All Slept On: Jin’s Revenge (Jin Solo)
9. I’m The Full Package, Bitches: Golden Hyung (J-Hope Solo) 10. ARMYYYYYYYYYYYY 11. 2! 3! Very Good Angle
12. Stop Zooming Out To The Crowd When We’re Performing
13. Fuck You Society And Your Rules Too
14. Outro: A Good $3847294 Spent Or: What Can I Say Except You’re Welcome
Have you been taking a lot of shit lately? Does it ramp up your anxiety, especially when you do nothing about it (like me)? Well stop it. You deserve better. We all deserve better, from others and from ourselves.
Despite the graphics and how they compare to other games, the new Zelda is one of the most realistic games of all time. Weather can kill you, you get tired easily, you can’t climb in the rain, falling hurts, most things with swords and axes will kill you, and horses will try to do their own shit.
bruh maybe he just wanted to relax. maybe he went to an alien spa. dont judge him let the man relax
maybe he just found out he had the ability to turn invisible and wanted to freak the fuck out of his Friends
his body merged with zarkon and he finds out he can control zarkons body. cue a very disturbing realization that zarkon is like 2 feet tall and constantly hiding in a giant mech, and sneaks abord the castle. everyone freaks out.
hes a ghost that only the mice can see, but the mice dont know that shiros dead and just treat him like normal. they constantly mention all the shit shiros doing to get attention to allura but allura just thinks theyre being mean/silly. cue angst
no one knows where he went but the black lion can pilot itself now and when they form voltron the other paladins swear that they can see shiro in the cockpit, smiling sadly.
the future, freaking out several aged-up paladins by falling and breaking the dinner table. pidge has muscles
yo danny fenton he was just 14,,,,, oh sorry yo takashi shirogane was just 25 when he hecking died
hes lost in the depths of space and gets picked up by space pirates, loosing his memory again. several weeks later voltron finds him using tracking with the armor hes wearing and discover the blast had rendered him deaf. the team works around it and makes an impromptu sign language
shiro is found 15 minutes into episode 1, hanging out with the cow lance bought in the air vents.
there are several different shiros from different universes running around the castle now. none of them are from this universe. none of them are able to connect with the black lion, but they can stack on each others shoulders and form the Shiro Lion
“i know i just rewatched star trek but will you rewatch star trek with me”
“bruce breaks the no names in the field rule the most tbh. remember the debacle with jason? ‘you can change, jason’ ‘its my fault, jason’ ‘jason, dont kill the joker, jason’ holy shit keep it on the down low b”
“tim you…. werent even there. how do you know that” “i spy on jasons vent blog sometimes. i like to send him anon hate.”
“one time i was falling to my death and i was like ‘at least bruce will be proud of me’ and my therapist tells me thats ‘unhealthy’. whatever that means”
“i actually have a rule. no one can mention kons death but me. the rule is called ‘tims a hypocrite’”