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BE❗CAREFUL❗DO❗NOT❗DOWNLOAD❗THIS❗P5❗MESSENGER❗APP❗

I have sent these screenshots to the app’s developer on Twitter. Currently waiting for their comment.

I’ve been following the dev on Twitter for a few months and he seemed genuine and cool so I hope it’s not on purpose like I want to hope it’s a mistake and he’s not really malicious but I won’t trust the guy to fix it until he addresses it and makes his intentions clear.
13 Study Tips (By Sprouts)
  1. Spaced repetition. Study short, but often. It is more productive to have regular study sessions with short sleeping breaks in between. 
  2. Find your own style. Find the study style that suits you the best. Some people like to study alone, some snack during class, etc. 
  3. Sleep! This one’s pretty obvious. Lack of sleep decreases your concentration. 
  4. Focus! This one’s pretty obvious too. Keep all distractions away to increase productivity. 
  5. The Pomodoro Technique. Set your timer to 25 minutes where you focus on your studies, take a short break, and repeat the process. [I personally like to use the app ‘Tide’, but there are other apps you can download] 
  6. Do the hard material first. Most people have the strongest willpower in the morning [not me], and when you do the hardest material first, you’ll feel more motivated to get more work done. 
  7. Exercise, meditate, and converse. Regular physical exercise, meditation, and group conversations are proven to grow your brain. 
  8. Go places. You can create deeper memories of a subject if you learn in a richer environment that offers more visual clues. 
  9. Take fun seriously. Find a fun way to study, it’ll make it more enjoyable for you. Positive emotions are important for increasing your potential. 
  10. Space your studies. Repeat the material in spaced intervals. This means reviewing whatever you’ve learnt every few days. 
  11. 30% Read, 70% Recite. You can use this when you have to memorise a poem in 1 hour. Spend 20 minutes reading, and 40 minutes reciting, this should lead to the best results. 
  12. After you’ve finished studying, quickly test yourself. Immediate recall in the form of a test or a short summary can increase retention up to 30%. 
  13. Don’t force it. Unfortunately, you can’t force yourself to be motivated to do work. 

Why do I feel like I’ve typed this out before…

Like or reblog if this helped, and comment what other videos you’d like me to type out :-) 

Watch the original video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVlvxHJdql8

there's a new app or something
  • Girl: Did you get the new app?
  • Boy: What app?
  • Girl: The new app, stupid.
  • Boy: What does it do?
  • Girl: It's new! Check it out. *fires up app*
  • New App: *in a fresh and cool voice* Welcome to the new app.
  • Boy: I still don't understand what it does.
  • Girl: You can press this button here and it checks for the latest version of the new app. Watch. *boop*
  • New App: Boop received. There are ZERO new updates.
  • Girl: Isn't it cool?
  • Boy: I'm really not into it.
  • Girl: C'mon. You have to be. Everyone's using it.
  • Boy: I'm not really into the same things everyone else is.
  • Girl: You're always such a hispter, but that's your choice.
  • Boy: Yeah, it's my choice and I'm proud of it.
  • *later, elsewhere*
  • Group of People: Wow, the new app rules, right? I love it. I like booping it to see if there's any new updates. We should all boop it now. No, I think we should wait. You're stupid. Yeah, let's all boop it forget the other guy. *boopboopboopboopboopboop*
  • New App: Bbbooooppppp rreeecciiieeeevvvveeedddd. Ooonneeeeee nnnnnneewwww uuuuppppdddaaaattttteeeeeee aaaaavvvvvvvaaaillllllabbbbbl-
  • Boy: *watching from afar* What a bunch of sheep. How can they get excited over a stupid app that does nothing. It's mob mentality if I've ever seen it. One person downloads a useless app, so everyone else has to. Thank god that I'm appless and entirely free from banal social dogma.
  • New App: New update has finished downloading. Activating new feature, outcast locater. One outcast located directly to the south of your group. He's watching from the alleyway.
  • Boy: Huh?
  • Group of People: *rush over the alleyway* Whoa, there really was a guy watching us from the alleyway! What a weirdo! Does he really not have the app? No one doesn't have the app, it's the newest app. Hey, do you not have the app?
  • Boy: I have to go.
  • Group of People: Don't go! Why don't you have the app? Actually, fuck off if you don't have the new app, freak!
  • Boy: *runs away* Why did they all gang up on me like? *stomach growls* Now I'm hungry after running like that. I best go to that sandwich shop over yonder and eat a... hmmm sandwich.
  • Cashier: Hello, sweetie. What kind of sandwich can I get you today?
  • Boy: Just a bread sandwich. Like, a sandwich with three slices of bread and meats, vegetables, cheeses, or condiments.
  • Cashier: *phone vibrates* Hold on, sweetie. The new app is booping me, there might be a new update.
  • New App: Hey, do you see the kid standing in front of you?
  • Cashier: You mean that very cute boy?
  • New App: Yes, him. He doesn't have the new app.
  • Cashier: What!?
  • New App: It's true.
  • Cashier: You have the new app, don't you?
  • Boy: Well, no.
  • Janitor: *stops mopping the floor* That's kind of weird.
  • Cashier: It's actually very weird.
  • Boy: I don't understand what the big deal is, it's just a dumb app.
  • Cashier: It's not dumb, everyone's using it!
  • Janitor: *locks the doors* It's suspicious that you're not using it, son. Why don't you take a seat and wait here for a moment.
  • Cashier: Yeah, me an my colleague, the janitor, have to talk. Your sandwich will be out in a moment.
  • Boy: *nervously sits*
  • *the janitor and cashier huddle behind the counter and whisper to each other*
  • Boy: *internally* This is ridiculous. Why is this stupid app getting me into so much trouble. I'm not required to download it. It's just an app. So why is everyone getting so aggressive about it.
  • Cops: *knock at the door*
  • Janitor: *lets them in* Welcome officers.
  • Cops: So we hear that someone isn't using the new app, eh?
  • Janitor: Yes officer, he's sitting right over there. He's terrible! TERRIBLE!
  • Cops: Calm down, sir. We'll take care of this. *walks over to the boy, very authoritatively* Hello, son. Now, don't be intimidated just because we're cops and all. We simply want to know why you aren't using the new app.
  • Boy: I don't know, I just don't feel like using it.
  • Cops: But you realize it's the most innovative app to be released in the past decade. It was developed by Darkheart Studios, and you know those Darkhearts always make good stuff.
  • Boy: I just don't get why I have to download it. Like, what's the big deal? All it does is update itself.
  • *cops look at each other puzzled*
  • Cops: *phone vibrates* Oh, looks like the app has something to tell us. Lemme just give it a boop. *boop*
  • New App: Boop received. New has update finished downloading. Activating new feature, extermination of the sacrilegious. Kill the boy, officers. End his miserable life.
  • Cops: Are you telling us to shoot the boy because he hasn't downloaded the app.
  • New App: Not necessarily, but any means of extermination is sufficient.
  • Cops: I don't think we should kill the boy. The new app is great an all, but not worth killing over. In fact, it's getting kind of old. I think we should take the boy down to the station for safe keeping while we figure out what's going with this here bizarre app. Hey there, little guy... oh.
  • Boy: *gone*
  • Cops: He's gone. Now where did he run off too?
  • Boy: *runs panicked down the street, the cellphone of every single person vibrating and ringing as he passes them*
  • Boy: *runs into his house and locks himself in his bedroom* What did I do to deserve this? I should just download the app and spare myself this hell. No! I refuse, I won't fall in with trends like all the sheeple. I'm special. I'm different.
  • Sister: *knocks at the boy's bedroom door, clutching a knife behind her back* Little brother, open up. I have to talk to you about something. It's important.
  • Boy: I don't feel like talking, leave me alone.
  • Sister: Come on, I'm your sister. You can trust me, open up. *tries to force the door open* Open the fucking door!
  • Boy: You're acting crazy, leave me alone!
  • Sister: Fine. *stomps off*
  • Boy: *hides under his blankets*
  • *a cacophony of cellphone notification sounds come from outside of the bedroom window*
  • Boy: *sheepishly peaks out the window, his blanket still wrapped around him*
  • *a mob of people, some armed with weapons stand in his backyard*
  • Leader of the Mob: Kid, we all know you didn't download the new app. Unfortunately, the app says we gotta kill you unless you do. I personally think that's unreasonable, but it is the new app after all, and who am I to question it?
  • Boy: Fuck your stupid app! It doesn't even do anything!
  • Leader of the Mob: What a bad attitude. It's the new sensation.
  • Boy: You're sheep!! You're all stupid sheep!! I'm never downloading the stupid fucking app!!
  • Leader of the Mob: Then we have to burn down your house, kid.
  • Boy: My dad is super rich and influential. If you burn down my house, he'll have you guys taken care of.
  • Dad: *from the mob* I actually support them, son. It's disconcerting to me as a father that you don't have the new app when everyone else does. I could support your through anything, but not this.
  • Boy: Wha- dad!? Argh! Just burn the house! I don't care! I'm not afraid to die!! At the end of the day, I'll be a martyr and you'll all still be fucking nobodies!!
  • Leader of the Mob: Whatever ya say, kid. *tosses torch at the house*
  • *the rest of the mob follows and the house quickly goes up in flames*
  • Boy: I guess this is it. This is how I die. All over a dumb app that doesn't do anything but boop.
  • *flames reach the bedroom window*
  • Boy: Oh god, oh god, oh god! I've changed my mind! I don't want to die!! *frantically pulls out his phone as the flames grow and downloads the new app*
  • New App: *boop* Thank you for downloading the new app, boy. Now, you've been forgiven. You may live. Please be sure to boop me to check for updates.
  • Boy: I feel so fucking stupid, but at least I'll live. I just have to get out of here.
  • Boy: *rushes into the hallway, but the flames have engulfed the entire house*
  • *the ceiling collapses, trapping the boy in the hallway and ceiling any exits*
  • Boy: No! Someone help me! *coughs* I'm sorry! Please help! I downloaded the app!
  • Boy: *curls up in fetal position* I don't want to die. Fire fighters will come and save me or something like that, I'm sure of it! I'm so scared! I don't want to die! I don't want to die! It can't end like this!
  • *The End*
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I’m sure you’ve all heard of the Blue Whale Game by now. and if you have, you know what a terrible thing it is.

if you haven’t, DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT. (don’t download it if you have heard of it, either.)

the game is a set of fifty challenges. each challenge is terrible and disturbing, and very intense. things like, stand on the very edge of a high building, or , wake up at four twenty a.m. and watch a horror movie, however the end challenge is always the same- to jump off the top of the highest building you can find and take your own life.

I’m pretty sure you have to carve things into your skin and send photos of it as well, and make a cut in your body every day.

if you refuse to complete the challenge, the game threatens to leak all of your private information- texts, nudes, personal emails and phone numbers, etc -because when you download it, it hacks into your device and takes your information.

hundreds of lives have been lost because of this game. again, please, do not download the app. stay safe, my guys.

usuk writing 6/23

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“Dude, it’s mad easy,” Alfred says, not bothering to look up from his phone. “I can set it up for you. Then all you have to do is download the app and you can play music, like, all around the house. It’s awesome.”

Arthur frowns at him from across the table. “I just don’t see the point.”

Alfred looks up at that and raises an eyebrow at him. “Uh, what? Don’t tell me you stopped doing that thing where you dance around to punk music–”

“That’s none of your business!” Arthur quickly stops him, red in the face.

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I’ve been meaning to make a post about these bike stations forever because it’s the best thing to happen to Seoul in a long time. Anyway, these rentable bike stations have popped up all over Seoul recently and it’s AMAZING. All you need to do is download the app called 따룽이 and register and you can use the app to rent the bikes wherever you are. As far as I know, the app is only in Korean but registering is pretty simple and if anything you can find a Korean person to help you out of you don’t speak Korean well. I also had to enter my phone number and ARC to make an account so I’m not sure if you can make an account if you don’t have a Korean phone number and/or ARC but there might be a way around it~.

Once you make an account you create a 4 letter passcode used to unlock the bike lock and then you can rent the bike for either one hour or two hours and it’s 1,000 won an hour. The app gives you the option of paying with your credit card or just adding the money onto your phone bill (which I always choose to do because it’s very easy). Each bike stand has a QR code on it so in order to rent the bike you can just scan the QR code and rent the bike that way. You can also just search the bike station you’re at and the bike number if you don’t want to scan the QR code.

The bikes are really well maintained and are very sturdy, good bikes that always have full tires. The coolest thing about it is you can rent a bike and drop it off at any 대여소 (the name of the actual bike stations) around Seoul which is super convienent because you don’t have to go all the way back to the place you rented the bike. And there are stations EVERYWHERE. They are next to almost every single subway station and scattered around a lot of other areas as well. You can even search 대여소 on a map app like kakaomaps and the nearest bike station will pop up.

I just think it’s a super fun, cheap, and healthy way to get around and something that anyone living here or anyone here for a short time as an exchange student or something similar should try out. Its been one of my favorite things to do these days and on Friday 사탕 and I even went on a two hour/15km bike ride along the Han river from my work to my apartment and it was super fun and felt great afterwards. Signing up can be a bit complicated but once that step is done, eveything else is very easy and convenient. Try it out!!!

What if...

…there was a ‘Markiplier App’. Essentially it didn’t do much. When you downloaded it you had the option to ‘hide’ it on your screen so others didnt know it was there. Every morning, at a time you chose when you download the app, your phone pings. The next time you unlock your phone, there is a pink moustache on your screen. You click it, and its Mark. A tiny little Mark in your phone, he blows condensation on the screen and writes you a little message - ‘Keep going!’ ‘I believe in you’ ‘I stepped in Chinas poop today’, and on a special day (your birthday, an anniversary, a date special in your heart) Mark would write a personalised message just for you.