do not accuse her of stealing them!!!!

The Princess Bride (book) Quotes

Aries: “Anything there is that I can do for you, I will do for you; anything there is that I cannot do, I will learn to do.” // “I am as devoted to adventure now as then, and that’s never going to stop.”

Taurus: “Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.” // “There is no room in my body for anything but you. My arms love you, my ears adore you, my knees shake with blind affection. My mind begs you to ask it something so it can obey.”

Gemini: “The boys. The beef-witted featherbrained rattleskulled clod-pated dim-domed noodle-noggined sapheaded lunk-knobbed boys. How could anybody accuse her of stealing them? Why would anybody want them anyway?” // “ But my mind is like fine wine; it travels badly. I go from thought to thought but not with logic, and I forget things.”

Cancer: “True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.” // “She took a deep breath, heaved a sigh. It was all part of growing up. You got these little quick passions, you blinked, and they were gone. You forgave faults, found perfection, fell madly; then the next day the sun came up and it was over.”

Leo: “‘Enough about my beauty,’ Buttercup said. ‘Everybody always talks about how beautiful I am. I’ve got a mind, Westley. Talk about that.’” // “You had to admire a guy who called his own new book a classic before it was published and anyone had a chance to read it.”

Virgo: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” // “Life isn’t fair, Bill. We tell our children that it is, but it’s a terrible thing to do. It’s not only a lie, it’s a cruel lie. Life is not fair, and it never has been, and it’s never going to be.”

Libra: “Love is many things none of them logical.” // “I don’t guess. I think. I ponder. I deduce. Then I decide. But I never guess.”

Scorpio: “Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.” // “I’ve been in the revenge business for so long, now that it’s over I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”

Sagittarius: “Let’s look on the bright side: we’re having an adventure, Fezzik, and most people live and die without being as lucky as we are.” // “There was a limit to just how much you could lie to yourself.”

Capricorn: “ Life isn’t fair, it’s just fairer than death, that’s all.” // “Flaws would not only bring death but, far worse, humiliation.”

Aquarius: “’You seem a decent fellow,’ Inigo said. ‘I hate to kill you.’
‘You seem a decent fellow,’ answered the man in black. ‘I hate to die.’” // “I have come to terms with my life, and that is my affair - I am not cold, I swear, but I have decided certain things, it is best for me to ignore emotion; I have not been happy dealing with it.”

Pisces: “I guess the most amazing thing about crying though is that when you’re in it, you think it’ll go on forever but it never really lasts half what you think. Not in terms of real time. In terms of real emotions, it’s worse than you think, but not by the clock.” // “There were some things you did, no matter what, and when a friend needed help, you helped them.”