do martens

Honestly? I owe a surprising amount to Terry Pratchett
Like not just because he shaped my sense of humour so much but also he gave me characters like Sam Vimes and Maladict and others who are just so important to me
And there are so many quotes that I’d practically forgotten were discworld quotes just because they’re a part of my daily life now, from “ninety percent of most magic is simply knowing one extra fact” and stuff like that which are just fun to things like that one from I think night watch? It’s just the line “you do the job that’s in front of you” and honestly the Depression™ has been so bad lately and that quote has been absolutely essential to me getting through that, like just the idea that yeah, everything is big and scary and confusing and you’re just a guy who’s worn the same boots for so long you can feel the different types of cobblestones under your feet and you can’t fix it all but you can look at the one thing immediately in front of you and go “okay, I can probably handle that” and you just keep doing that until you’re somewhere better than you started and I’m sorry it’s midnight and I’m really fucking emotional about Terry Pratchett right now

i need a bechloe rent!au where beca is the ivy league “anal retentive” lawyer while chloe is the starving “ambitious af” performance artist. where they fall in love, get engaged, fight during the engagement party; in front of the bohemians(the bellas obv), but work through their problems and get back together on halloween

sunny day



Questions Tag!

Tagged by, @zicowoofles, this is so long, why?

Are you named after someone?

When is the last time you cried?
a couple hours ago, because Minhyu, then al so like 20 minutes ago when I lost my bed guardian dragon, his name is Min. I love him

Do you like your handwriting? Heck yeck, I can’t read it, art.

What is your favorite lunch meat?
I don’t like any meat at all, I am vegetarian

If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
Heck no, this bitch doesn’t shut up.

Do you use sarcasm?
What’s sarcasm??

Do you still have your tonsils?

Would you bungee jump?
if the chord has an 80% + chance of breaking.

What is your favorite kind of cereal?
you know those bread shaped cereal? that.

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Converse and work shoes, ye, doc martens, nah

Do you think you’re a strong person?
emotionally yes, but physically, I can only lift 50lbs

What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

What is the first thing you notice about people?
rating out of 10. shallow? a little, but it’s whatevs

Red or pink?

What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself?
I hate my nose, and people will be like “your nose is fine” but it hits the coffee cup lids, and that’s annoying

What color pants and shoes are you wearing now?
I’m wearing denim not pants (short) and no shoes

What was the last thing you ate?
I don’t know when I ate last….

What are you listening to right now?
It’s NU’EST, no matter what this is accurate, song just changed so yeah

If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
I’m yellow

Favorite smell?
Vanille and cinnamon smell like happiness, 

Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? I don’t know

Favorite sport to watch?
Hockey, but only if the canucks are playing

Hair color?
Eye color?

Do you wear contacts?
Touch my eye????? Hell no!.

Favorite food to eat?
I honestly don’t like food much

Scary movies or comedy?

Last movie you watched?

What color of shirt are you wearing?

Summer or winter?
Hit me with that snow

Hugs or kisses?
beggars gotta take what they get as they say

What book are you currently reading?
Nothing currently, I’m working on my novel,

Who do you miss right now?

What is on your mouse pad?
I don’t have one

What is the last TV program you watched?
I’m love Digimon

What is the best sound?
electric humming

Rolling Stones or The Beatles?
why not neither

What is the furthest you have ever traveled?

Do you have a special talent?
I was going to say breathing, but my lungs just shut off randomly, so uhm, I’m good at trolling

Where were you born?

I’m so lazy, you’re all tagged.