do it sober

( headcanon 37. )

{{ chris has kissed quite a few people before, mostly while he was drunk and/or high (edit: usually both); gives him an excuse to do so, rather than being sober and having to face up to the Very Fact that he was in control of himself. so. he does that.

{{ he just really likes kissing, like dang, son.

the first thing jean ever sends to the trojans group chat is a ten-second video of a drunk jeremy dancing around the dorm as he lip-synchs to kylie’s your disco needs you, which then cuts to jean, wordlessly holding up an alarm clock that reads 03:23 am

if i have any followers out there this one is for you. the one on the left is a manic, depressed, self absorbed loser. he doesn’t give a shit about anyone. doesn’t care about his family or even himself. he’s self destructive.

the one on the right is a confident caring smart individual who realized what he’s worth and realized he has more to give this world than a sarcastic joke.

i’m 4 months sober and that is the transformation my body went through. not only did i lose weight and start looking good but my mind has never been stronger either.

to all you who struggle with alcohol addiction there’s still hope. i would crush a 5th of jameson a night and thought it was the only way to cope. but it’s not, there are better less destructive options and i know you all can do it too. keep on keepin on

anonymous asked:

I get the felling that if any of the Temmies (except Bob) were to take Monster Drugs or drink Monster Alcohol they would become incredibly articulate and speak like "normal" people do when sober. If Bob did that, nothing would happen. Why? Because Bob is a badass. And a true badass like Bob doesn't get high or drunk no matter how much stuff is in them.

“Hello there friend. I’m Temmie.”

“Temmie! Why are you talking like that??”

“Well friend, I am, as the kids say, ‘turnt’. ”

-TQ

Before I go, everyone should check out k.a.r.d. because they’re a co-ed group, they’re killin’ it, and they have saved 2016.

If I had to choose between getting high or falling in love I'dย definitely choose getting highโ€ฆ every fucking time
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I can’t believe he gave those kids alcohol (alas… yes I can) but more importantly I can’t believe Asano missed a great Macbeth opportunity

(insp; No. 6 Beyond, Chapter 4) (fujoshis don’t interact)

WIP. More experiments in painting. A kiss in Hasetsu. 

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bi five: sophie winters (far from you by tess sharpe)

“That can’t be an excuse. There can’t be any excuses. Every single therapist you’ve sent me to will tell you that. I’m an addict. I’ll always be an addict. Just like I’ll always be crippled. And you’ve never been okay with either. I am. It took me a long time but I am.”

which rooster teeth worker should you fight by me
  • geoff ramsey: do it. he looks scary but he's not. he is afraid of snakes so if you wear a shirt that has a snake on it he will lose his powers. however if you catch him drunk, run. but if he's sober, do it. fight geoff ramsey but be careful
  • jack patillo: why would you ever fight jack. he is a perfect ray of sunshine. there is magic in his beard. he is large and made of love and probably like kittens or something. don't do it. don't fight jack
  • ryan haywood: DO!! NOT!! FIGHT!! RYAN!! HAYWOOD!! HE WILL TEAR YOU A NEW ASSHOLE AND LOOK ADORABLE WHILE DOING IT AND YOUR FAMILY WILL MISS YOU DO NOT FIGHT RYAN HAYWOOD
  • michael jones: fight michael. he's a ball of rage and if you let him get close he'll fuck your shit up but you can just put your hand on his forehead and hold him at arm's length while he tries to run at you like a bull. lindsay will probably cheer for you. do it. fight michael
  • gavin free: just sorta punch him in the nose and he'll probably squawk and fall over and start crying. but there will be no glory in fighting gavin free. only sadness. why would you do such a thing. you can fight gavin if you really want to but it will be an empty victory and you should probably rethink your life afterwards
  • burnie burns: don't fight burnie. he's 6'2 and he punched out a horse once. the laws of mortals do not apply to burnie burns and he will fire you even though he's not CEO anymore. don't do it. don't fight burnie.
  • jon risinger: you can maybe fight jon but only if you're okay with losing all your points. depending on what mood he's in he may award you points for winning. fight jon risinger but only if you're feeling lucky
  • gus sorola: he'll probably run away and bitch about you on the next podcast. it would be hilarious to everyone else and you would have brought laughter to the lives of millions. do it. fight gus.
  • joel heyman: you cannot slay a god
  • lindsay jones: you could maybe fight lindsay but only by being sneaky and even then michael would snap your neck if you win. distract her with conveniently placed cat pictures and you could sucker punch her because let's face it, you couldn't take her one on one. maybe fight lindsay but only with prep time
  • ray narvaez jr: he's already dead don't hurt him more
  • chris demarais: do it. fight chris. it'll be hilarious give him a wedgie and hang him off something by his underwear. take his lunch money. buy something cool with it. shove him in a locker. fight chris demarais
  • barbara dunkelman: she's canadian she'll just ascend into her moose form and headbutt ur ass to the nearest tim hortons. don't fight barbara

I’ve come a long way, you guys. I’ve dropped 60lbs, gained muscle and confidence and most of all, I’ve realized that I can literally do fucking anything that I set my mind to. Fitness and sobriety are some of the best things that have ever happened to me and I’m really proud of myself. No tricks, no gimmicks, no “programs”, just good old fashioned watching what goes in and getting into a steady workout routine.

Drunk in love - Dean Winchester x Reader

Title: Drunk in love

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader

Word Count: 3,218

Warnings: None

Prompt:ย Fic where reader is sad and drunk and almost has a one night stand but Dean stops her (also bc he doesnt want her to do that) and sobers her up and cuddles her and is sweet but also still a lil pissed bc she almost had a one night stand?? <3

โ€œWhatโ€™s a pretty girl like you doing here all on your own?โ€ a rough voice asked behind you and you looked up from your fourth- fifth maybe or even sixth (you had lost count of it) drink to the person that was now talking to you.

Youโ€™d have expected some drunken jerk, probably three times your age, but were pleased to say the least that he was your age and handsome. Maybe it was finally your lucky day.

โ€œMaybe waiting for a pretty boy like you to keep me company.โ€ you flirted back, giving him a smirk and his green eyes lit up as he breathed out a chuckle.

โ€œIโ€™m Jake by the way.โ€ he extended his hand for you to shake as he sat next to you. You took it gladly and offered him another smile.

โ€œIโ€™m (Y/n), pleasure to meet ya Jake.โ€

โ€œTrust me, pleasure is all mine.โ€ he said smoothly and you giggled, the alcohol in your system helping you open up to him all the more easily. Maybe you had had more than you actually realized it after all but that was the whole purpose of it. Get drunk off your ass and spend the night with a guy, not even caring about what his name is becauseโ€ฆ wasnโ€™t that in a way what he always did?

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