do i tag chow in this

chowder hcs nobody asked for
  • fucking instagram famous
  • does live shows like twice a week and people actually watch it
  • he mostly posts selfies and dog pictures, people follow him for the cuteness and stay for the positivity
  • he got lost in the woods when he was a kid and instead of staying where he was he just started walking and crossed state borders while doing so “the girl who loved tom gorden”-style
  • is a sucker for conspiracy theories, aliens are real but they just wanna be friends … don’t be mean .. they’re curious, they don’t wanna take over our planet, dex, stop
  • nobody ever sees him work out??? how does that boy stay fit??
  • wants to learn cooking so badly, but he once burned pancakes so badly that they had to throw away a pan and since then he has to be under supervision while in the kitchen
  • loves nursey patrol, because nursey gets affectionate and talks about how much he loves his friends and that’s like chowders favorite thing to do so it’s a win-win situation
  • he kissed everyone on the team at least once, he just gets excited okay, he loves people a lot, make platonic kissing a thing 2k17
  • (farmer finds it cute)
  • ALSO farmer, he loves her a lot, lets talk about that
  • he had no idea about volleyball but once he met her he watched the entirety of haikyuu and read the wikipedia page so he knows(tm)
  • they went on a date in a nice italian place and woke up a town over in onesies none of them owned before the next day, when asked what happened chowder just smiles and looks into the distance
  • boi can hold his liquid, he only drinks with friends but he doesnt really feel it??
  • speaks swedish fluently for some reason
  • backpack-hoarder(tm), why wasnt one backpack enough?? why does he need fifteen?? reasons, just let him be
  • also t-shirts.
  • has pinterest and always pins cool diy projects and never does them

so i was watching sky high (the greatest disney channel movie ever made tbqh) and heres a superhero au

  • bitty is fast but not like the flash fast. he moves in graceful motions, usually with the arms. hence baking quickly. less focus, more poetic. the same way he is one the ice.
  • jack has super strength but like duh. he can be kinda clumsy about it and gets mad embarrassed but mostly hes pretty good w it. works out a lot. rad bob has it too.
  • parse duplicates. i was torn between that and power negation so basically imagine 17 kent parsons telling you you cant breathe fire.
  • rans and holtz thought they had no powers until they met. turns out they fuze into a giant dude, steven universe style. anyone who makes a m*latto joke gets to find out firsthand what a double strength punch feels like
  • shitty has the power of charisma. everyone loves him so nobody wants to fight him. he could easily use this for world domination but he usually just gets free guac at chipotle. (but it sure does help in the law field)
  • lardo is gadgets + costumes. this might seem like a lame job but really they wouldnt be where they are today without her. plus like, shes basically batman.
  • nursey can freeze time. its really hard to do, and especially hard if hes trying to freeze only one person, so he usually settles for just slowing time/people. he also has the power to calm people.
  • dex explodes. like a fucking grenade. and then he sort of snaps back together. very helpful in battle, but dont sneak up on him.
  • chowder turns into a shark
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Nursey Week Day 2-Surprise/Simplicity

YAY! I got this on on Ao3 at a decent time so I can actually post it here!


The group chat is quiet, which is Nursey’s first clue that something’s wrong. Bitty texted him early, a simple ‘happy birthday!!!!’ with a lot of emojis, but no one else on the team has said anything yet. He really hopes they aren’t planning something, because he knows he specifically told them he doesn’t want a huge party for his birthday.

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  • Chowder: No, it's cool. You guys got your little hero thing. I'm fine. I mean, I got better things to do than tag along with some superhero team.
  • Nursey: You can join.
  • Dex: [nods]
  • Chowder: Okay, but only because I lied about having better things to do.
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Boy, when I posted that Chowder pic the other day, I did not see that reception coming. Thanks for the notes and the nice comments in the tags and shoutout to my new followers!

I wasn’t planning on doing another Chowder for my June inking bonanza, but someone wrote in the tags that he probably would have had a lot more Sharks gear on and thought they were totally right (I’m sorry I can’t remember your name at the moment!). I also made a very quick follow-up comic featuring Farmer’s impeccable logic.

im in one of those moods where im sleepy and i love everyone and i was gonna do a follow forever ages ago but i forgot to do it when i hit 3k so here’s a bunch of people i like/whose content i like:

@hoenursey @samwellsweethearts @duanlarissa @managerford @omgjustinoluransi @chowder-chow @itcomesbetweenus @omgcphee @chillwhiskey @epickegster @antibitty @schmidtyho @piesandpucks

im definitely forgetting people so if u think i forgot u i probably did. if u did get tagged i hope this made u feel good. gn i love everyone

Things I have done that SMH has also definitely done
  • microwaved a hot dog for 20 minutes on accident, catching the microwave on fire and almost the rest of the building
  • said “no, I can definitely make this trick shot, watch” when playing basketball before missing completely, breaking a window, and sighing “this isn’t my sport, okay?”
  • ate a leaf I found on my porch because I was hungry
  • ate a piece of paper with a meme printed on it that was on the floor because someone paid me a dollar. I called it the meme dollar for weeks. I eventually bought coffee with it
  • threw out my elbow when putting cream cheese on a bagel. I had to fix it myself
  • “it’s weird being a Sharks and Pens fan after the Superbowl” [pause] “oh my god I said Superbowl”
  • punched a tree to see if I could break my hand. I could. I did.
  • “No, I swear, I can eat this entire lemon, peel and all” “please don’t” “watch me”
  • told the guy that worked at a tattoo place that I have 5 boyfriends and we have a group message
  • sat on a swing set, cried when the swing broke. I was 17.
  • an excerpt from a story about a party I threw once: “everyone is screaming, the baby is still crying in the fireplace, and all of my slim jims have been eaten”
  • [takes one sip of a Jagerbomb] tastes like cough syrup [downs the rest] I dig it
  • got my sprinkles privileges taken away because I kept putting too much on my ice cream
  • smacked a small moth out of the air, promptly shouted “SPIKED YA” triumphantly. My friend cried
  • “I want a smash cake for my birthday” “you’re an adult” “so?”
  • stole one of those decorative bottles from Olive Garden
  • put my hand in boiling water and my only reaction was to say “wet” very quietly
  • sat at my computer without moving or 28 hours thinking only 4 had passed. I slept for 2 hours. Stayed up for another 30
  • hid cheesecake under my bed to eat later (and referred to it only as my ‘under the bed cheesecake’)
  • got kicked out of 5 below after having been there for less than 10 minutes
  • climbed a tree with no shirt on and yelled at people walking by
  • got hit by a car, sighed, turned to the person walking behind me, said “just another Tuesday” and kept walking. It wasn’t Tuesday
  • pulled many random metal objects out of my bag and slowly started handing them to my friend. I found them all on the ground outside
  • [pulls a half-eaten granola bar out of my soccer bag] “dude, how long has this been in here” “2 years at least” “what the fuck”
  • shouted “I can’t wait for eternal damnation!” to a pride protester
  • played never have I ever and lost first because everyone playing said very specific things that I had done
  • watched Mythbusters for 18 straight hours with a friend. Neither of us said anything the entire time.
  • wrote and made cardboard and paper props for a Spongebob play with a few other people. We performed it for an audience of 5. I played Gary.
  • I wasn’t allowed to have bagels for like 5 years. I still don’t understand this
  • I dropped a penny, and when someone pointed this out to me, I just waved a hand dismissively and said “he can stay”
  • tried to make sugar cookies, followed the recipe exactly, ended up with flat square cookies that oddly looked like bread slices. They tasted okay though
  • walk for an hour just to get a Wendy’s junior cheeseburger. Then walk an hour back. I do this often
  • danced in an alley across the street from a frat house, wondering when the day they will take me in would come. It has not yet happened
  • taped a picture of Ted Cruz to my wall. He watches everything
  • “this ice cream tastes like Bailey’s” “oh my god you’re an alcoholic” “I know what I am about, okay?”
  • brought 2 snakes to a frozen yogurt shop. No one noticed.
  • broke my neck in a game. Continued playing
  • “I can’t get my wisdom teeth out what if I say something gay” “you say gay shit every day” “yeah but that’s sober gay stuff”
  • instead of going to my own classes, I went to a friend’s the entire day. His teachers did not care. Eventually we left his classes too
  • stared a security guard in the eye and set off all the hand dryers in the bathroom at once before leaving
  • climbed to the top of a street sign to prove that I could. Almost broke the sign
  • went on a 20 minute long rant about the word “alum”
  • made a noise that was basically a very high pitched way to say “squish”. My friend no longer trusts me. The sound makes her cry
  • got invited to join a strange religion on the sixth floor of a hotel by a man sat in a chair facing the elevator. They had sign up sheets and name tags. I took a name tag

Tagged by @akwardbunny13

RULES: 
Tell me your favorite character from 10 fictional works (Shows, Movies, Novels, Etc.) & tag 10 people!

(Not in any specific order)
1. Kobra Kid- Danger Days
2. Darwin - The Amazing World of Gumball
3. Chandler Bing - Friends
4. Mrs. Potts - Beauty and the Beast
5. Tommy Chow Mein - Danger Days
6. Maya Hart - Girl Meets World
7. Elliot - Girl Online
8. Sans - Undertale
9. Symmetra - Overwatch
10. Harley Quinn - Suicide Squad

I’ll tag as many people as I can!
@overgrown-kid @amazingtenox @its-partypoison @yogirl-keepittogether @spaghettilimbs @fatima-luna-howlter @twentyonecornflakesatthedisco @spookyjimrippedmas @alienartery @xxpixeldustxx or anyone who wants to do it!

6 movies I can watch anytime, tagged by @darker-sooner 

These are all my comfort movies so they’re not necessarily good movies 

1. Harry Potter & the Philosopher’s Stone 

2. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off 

3. Scott Pilgrim vs the World (or any Edgar Wright movie) 

4. Zombieland 

5. The Royal Tenenbaums (or any Wes Anderson movie) 

6. CJ7 (or any Stephen Chow directed movie, a close tie with Journey to the West & Kung Fu Hustle but CJ7 made me bawl my eyes out so yeah) 

Honorary mention because I can’t seem to stick to 6 , Star Wars’ original trilogy 

Tagging @isaksbestpillow , @softnorwegians , @skamforfaen , @imansmeskinis and whoever else who wants to do this :D

I was le double-tagged by @sunsetofdoom AND @stormytitan! Top ten movies! How the fudge do I pick just ten though…?? Okay let’s see.

1. Treasure Planet

2. Spirited Away

3. Ponyo

4. Moana

5. Princess Bride

6. Road to El Dorado

7. Se7en

8. Battle Royale

9. Stephen Chow movies (Can I do that? Imma just do that)

10. Prince of Egypt

These are not in any particular order btw, and I have so many more than just these, soo….yee :3

Imma taaaagggg…. @jar-cup, @jackofalltrades-and-his-runaway, @justplainmeh, @hakusamia, @shan1717, @cortezhorse, @that-one-fanboy uh….Idk how many people to tag, if you guys wanna do it go ahead! :D

chowder’s first time at the haus

he starts taking his shoes off at the door because u don’t go 18 years growing up in an asian household to walk into a house with shoes on like a heathen

nd then everyone’s like???? “chow, what are you doing?” and then rans and holster are going on about how TAINTED the FLOOR is and WHO KNOWS WHAT’S GONE DOWN AMONGST THESE DISGUSTING FLOORS

and chowders like “?? um i always take my shoes off when i go in someone’s house”

and after more of rans and holster yelling and the others being like “???taking shoes off in your house??/ what?” here comes larissa “lardo” duan coming in and bein like “it’s ok chow. keep the shoes on. i used to do it too but these floors truly are disgusting and i don’t want your innocent feet bein tainted”

also lardo at everyone else: “also, what the FUCK you guys DON’T take shoes off when you’re at someone’s house? you heathens”

Thanx for the tag waafite

Using only song names from 1 artist, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 10 people. Try not to repeat a song title!

Pick your artist/band: Willam Belli

What is your gender?: The Vagina Song
Describe yourself: THICK THIGHS

How do you feel?: Let’s Have a KaiKai

Describe where you currently live: Gaycation

Now If you could go anywhere, where would you go?: Chow Down (at Chick-fil-A)

Your favorite form of transportation?: Ride for AIDS

Your best friend is?: Dear Santa, Bring Me A Man

You and your best friends are?: American Apparel Ad Girls

Favorite time of day?: That Christmas Song

If your life was a TV show, what would the title be?: Silicone

What is life to you?: RuPaulogize

Your relationship?: Only Anally

Your fear?: Boy Is A Bottom

This came out very well i think hahaha

i tag prince-destiny, lilnuglet, punkrock-enough, and i-win-fucker

So this is my contribution to the Check Please! fandom. It’s a piece of poop but I tried to make it work and it turned out half okay. 
btw tag yourself I’m Itty Bitty and Actual Piece of Crap

ALSO IF ANY OF THE ART/IMAGES BELONG TO YOU PLEASE TELL ME SO I CAN GIVE YOU CREDIT PLEASE 

btw Check Please belongs to Ngozi Ukazu: Thank you for making a thing so nice i loves you forever.